Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you get caught in a thunderstorm and get struck by lightning

I wish the object of this game was not to ruin wishes

[Melodic]

Granted, but all our wishes never will come true.


I wish I wasn't bored

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You have to listen to lectures all day and I pour cold water on you to keep you awake

I wish I wasn't still stressing about my crush and could just forget about her

[Melodic]

Granted but then you remember her again.



I wish I could fly

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you get sucked into a jet engine and die

I wish I could teleport

[Melodic]

Granted but you get stuck at a One Direction concert. :P


I wish I could go to their concert in a week

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. They suck

I wish I could meet Avenged Sevenfold

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to meet One Direction too.


I wish I could have a chance of becoming famous

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I want some of your fame in a band where you sing and I'm the guitarist

I wish I was a famous guitarist

[Melodic]

Granted but I get some of your fame where you guitar and I sing.



I wish for a million wishes

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. i steal them

I wish for a Steinway grand piano

[Melodic]

Granted but you never get to use it.


I wish to marry One Direction

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. They get you pregnant and leave you with your unborn child

I wish to be as good a guitarist as Synyster Gates

[Melodic]

Granted but you never get heard.



I wish that my voice stays the same

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you don't get recognized for it

I wish for a ton of vintage guitars

[Melodic]

Granted but they all break.


I wish to live until I'm 100

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you die a really horrible death

I wish to be truly well-liked by my peers, not just pretend

[Melodic]

Granted but you aren't liked by your friends or family/


I wish I didn't see one of my bullies the other day.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you saw another one

I wish I wasn't in pain

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to lay down the entire day.


I wish my mom didn't break her foot last night.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. She broke her wrist

I wish I didn't feel lonely and jealous whenever I see guys with their gf's

[Melodic]

Granted, you get jealous when you see girls with their bf's.


I wish that Leon will leave the ban thread right about now. :P

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but then Mattie comes and picks up where Leon left off

I wish I wasn't forever alone

[Melodic]

Granted, but you are never alone.


I wish my back wasn't hurting/

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You have an intolerable headache

I wish I could stop stressing about my crush

[Melodic]

Granted, instead you stress about everything else.


I wish I could go find Taylor Swift and lock her up for dating every young celeb on the planet

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You get arrested for being a vigilante

I wish Taylor Swift wasn't so annoying

[Melodic]

A what???!

Granted but then another annoying celeb comes and takes her place.


I wish Justin Bieber would come out of the closet.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he comes out as transgender O_O

I wish for Taylor Swift to just disappear

look it up

[Melodic]

Granted but she dissapears into your house.


I wish I knew why Taylor Swift is likeable

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but it for perverted reasons

I wish I wasn't perverted

[Melodic]

Granted, but then I give you some of my perversion.


I wish everyone was perverted

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but no one wants to be

I wish I could stop picturing my crush in my mind in inappropriate ways

[Melodic]

Granted, you picture her as a teenage girl planning weddings and using last names and stuff.


I wish I was more funny.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but no one thinks your funny

I wish I didn't feel shallow when I picture my crush in my mind

[Melodic]

Granted, you stop picturing her but every guy does.


I wish random guys didn't ask me to have sex.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Now random girls ash you to have sex

I wish I didn't have to picture my crush in my mind

[Melodic]

Granted, you picture Taylor Swift instead. :P



I wish I could have a relationship more than 3 months.

[Synyster Shadows]

That.Is.My.Worst.Nightmare

granted, it's still not a good one

I wish I could have more confidence around girls

[Melodic]

Granted for girls 10 and younger.


I wish I wasn't sitting on a hard chair right now

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; you're sitting on a chair made out of foam that breaks

I wish my crush liked me the way I like her

[Melodic]

Granted but when it happens you don't like her like that.


I wish to be able to go wherever I want

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, when you're 21

I wish for my first kiss to be with my crush

[Melodic]

Granted, your next crush.


I wish that my first kiss wasn't so me and him could get it over with pretty much

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, it's a kiss goodbye before you move away from him forever

I wish to be with my crush right now, able to talk to her and hold her close

[Melodic]

Granted but she breaks up with you in a week.



I wish my crush wasn't one of my close friends so if me and him ever dated it could ruin things.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he's a total stranger and then hates you anyways when the relationship ends

I wish to stop thinking about my crush so much that it hurts because I know I'll never have the courage to ask her out

[Melodic]

Granted, instead you think about asking the most annoying girl on earth out.


I wish I could go to dances and not looking like an awkward penguin when I dance.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but because I also can't dance, I take back the granting of that wish

I wish for peanuts....random craving...

[Melodic]

Granted but i steal them all.


I wish that I have a unlimited supply of Nutella

[Camazotz]

Granted, but the Nutella is laced with cyanide.

I wish for something bad to happen to me :)

[Synyster Shadows]

not granted

I wish people didn't get depresed

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish my dad wasn't creating rules for me staying here for a couple of days. not to mention he isn't ever in my life

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish della wasn't frozen. I miss her

[Melodic]

Granted, but then everyone else is frozen.


I wish I believed I was actually pretty.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted cuz you should. You're really pretty, Madie. Don't say you aren't. :)

I wish Abby hadn't been banned

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I could see my first crush and see how he is doing.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you fall back in love with him but he hates you

I wish my first crush wasn't a bitch to me

[Melodic]

Granted, shes a cat instead.



I wish some of my crushes friends weren't trying to get rid of me.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. they try to include you so much you get annoyed

I wish for my peers to not send mixed signals

[Melodic]

Granted, they send you two signals instead.



I wish I wasn't bored

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You're depressed

I wish my arm didn't itch

[Melodic]

Gee thanks. :P

Granted, it gets cut off


I wish I could go back from my dads and hang with my friends

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, they hate you now

I wish to just not like my crush anymore and have to deal with the pain

[Melodic]

Granted, but you have to date Nicki Minaj for it to stop


I wish for Fourth of July to not be boring

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You lose your hearing from the fireworks

I wish for the Red Sox to win tonight. Whenever I go see one of their games live, they lose

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its the last home game they ever play

I wish I didn't have so many health problems

[Melodic]

Granted, you have man non health problems instead


I wish I wasn't sleeping late

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you're sleeping early.

I wish for an emptyable stomach so I can eat everything over and over again all day. 0_o

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you get sick and spend your day in the bathroom throwing up

I wish I could hang out with my VT friends

[CharlieHorse]

Yes
I wish for the same thing

[Melodic]

Granted but you hang out with them for 10 minutes.


I wish we could have like a VT convention or something.. lol

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its to loud and the cops break it up

I wish my mom was working so I could get a Samsung galaxy 4s instead of her old droid

[Melodic]

Granted but then she wants to have it and you get stuck with a flip phone.


I wish I could see my friends and not have to wait to see them for a couple of weeks.

[CharlieHorse]

granted but its to loud and the cops break it up

I wish my mom was working so I could get a Samsung galaxy 4s instead of her old droid

Granted because Samsung ftw! :)
I wish for a VT neighborhood.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted 'cause I will not fck that up

I wish I could move back to Cali

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to go back in a year.



I wish I could go to a One Direction concert

[Mob Boss]

Granted, and you become Charlie's neighbor.



I wish I was happy. -__- :|:angry:

[Mob Boss]

Ninjad me

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I wasn't so confused on what to do.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you still screw up

I wish my throat didn't hurt

[Melodic]

Granted it is ticklish instead


I wish I wasn't tired

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you sleep for 3 days straight

I wish for my heartache to go away

[Melodic]

Granted but it goes to someone you care about.



I wish I wasn't in a depressed but I can move on phase.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You're only depressed and have no hope

I wish I could stop liking my crush

[Melodic]

Granted but you give me half of that wish.



I wish I wasn't so pissed right now.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, after you cry for 4 hours

I wish my crush would just tell me if she likes me that way or not so I could just stop stressing about it

[Melodic]

Granted. but it's not the response you want.


I wish I had a better relationship life.

[Synyster Shadows]

at this point, I couldn't care less what she says so....

granted but... you get the nice guys but they still break up with you quickly

I wish I wasn't insecure

[Melodic]

Granted. Don't be.


I wish I could go back to sleep

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you fall asleep forever

I wish I could stop stressing about my crush and just...just forget it all

[Melodic]

Granted, you forget everything in your whole life.



I wish I could lose memory on the times I acted totally stupid

[Synyster Shadows]

granted it goes wrong and you forget everything

I wish girls at school didn't think I'm weird

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I wasn't so tired I don't even know what the hell I'm typing.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a new guitar

[Plane And Simple]

Granted. :yes:

I wish I hadn't sunburnt my while back. It hurts :(

[Melodic]

Granted.

I wish I wasn't so freaking random right now.

[APhkinPanda]

Granted, but it only stops for 30 seconds.


I wish my birthday actually means something this year especially since its going to be my 18th birthday.

[Ddare28]

Granted, but it gets interrupted and ruined.

I wish that I could afford a new car.

[Melodic]

Granted but the car is unfixable.


I wish I could get some sleep

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish to not be stressed

[Melodic]

Granted.




I wish my dad didn't snoop into my facebok conversations

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; your whole family snoops into 'em

I wish Della wasn't frozen

[Melodic]

Granted, she is sunburnt instead. :P


I wish that tomorrow will be a good day

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for me

I wish I had a nicer singing voice

[Melodic]

Granted but then your voice changes for ever



I wish my voice didn't sound like I am ten

[Synyster Shadows]

not granted. You already wished for that

I wish for a Corvette

[Melodic]

Granted but I havee no clue what it is.




I wish Andrew could of granted my last wish.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but he forgets what it was

I wish my new phone was here

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. It is damaged beyond repair and there are no refunds

I wish for a gf

[Melodic]

Granted but its Taylor Swift



I wish for a guy to actually have feelings for me

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but he's abusive

I wish I didn't feel like I'm worthless when faced with romance

[Melodic]

Granted but you don't know what romance is.


I wish to not be pissed for the third time today

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You're depressed for the third time today

I wish I didn't have any mosquito bites, damn things...

[Melodic]

Granted but you have one and die from it.



I wish One Direction wasn't turning to be like jerks lately.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, I guess. What the hell??

I wish the Avenged Sevenfold album would be released already

[Melodic]

Granted but its only released in UK


I wish I wasn't bored.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You have to hang with me and listen to me rattle on about my romance stresses for a day

I wish adolescence wasn't a stressful time

[Melodic]

Granted, its a tricky time


I wish I was attractive.

[Synyster Shadows]

access denied. You already are. Madie, you're one of the nicest girls I know and you're absolutely gorgeous. Look into a mirror. If you can tell me that you don't see a beautiful girl staring back at you, you need to think again. (Hope matt doesn't see that)

I wish you weren't so insecure

[Melodic]

Aww thanks, and you probably jinxed that now :P


Granted


I wish I knew more people as nice as you.

[Synyster Shadows]

But really Madie, you are beautiful. Don't think you aren't.

I really hope Matt doesn't see that

granted.

I wish I knew more girls like you

[Melodic]

:)


Granted

I wish we could meet in real life.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, please

I wish we at least lived in the same state

[Plane And Simple]

Granted.

I wish it wasn't 40C outside. I wish I could bath in my pool, too

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. It's 60 C outside. granted; it's full of toxic waste so you die

I wish it wasn't humid outiside

[Melodic]

Granted its chilly instead



I wish to have a good day

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it rains and you spend the day inside

I wish this thread was locked

[CharlieHorse]

no, this is my thread

i wish for more energy :/

[Abyssal Echo]

ya didn't ruin my wish u silly bean

granted but it only lasts a nano second

I wish for my new phone was here

[Melodic]

Granted but it doesn't have the battery.




I wish I had a more eventufl fourth.

[CyrustheGreat]

granted, you get blown up by fireworks.

I wish for a unruinable wish. >D

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you get run over by a car before it comes true

I wish I had my first bf back

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. I want you to be happy.

I don't know.

[Abyssal Echo]

Sadly I dunno either :/

I wish my mom would quit bitching at me

[Melodic]

Granted, she screams instead



I wish today wasn't crappy.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but today is no different

I wish I was skinny like I used to be

[Melodic]

Granted but then no one remembers you.




I wish to fall asleep.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you don't wake up till next year

I wish it would quit raining so much

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. It's dry and very hot, like a desert

I wish I didn't have a headache

[Melodic]

Granted but everyhthing else aches instead




I wish I didn't just wake up.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You never do.

I wish it wasn't so humid outside

[Plane And Simple]

Granted. It's freezing instead.

I wish It wasn't so hot

[Melodic]

Granted in some town you aren't at.


I wish I can hang out with my friends

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. They leave and are never heard from again

I wish for ice cream

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to share.



I wish for Chocolate

[RunnerRunner]

granted but youre diabetic :p

I wish I was with my new cruise friends

[FrostWraith]

Granted; you're all on a sinking cruise ship.

I wish summer lasted longer.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. It lasts forever and you get lots of sunburns

[Melodic]

Nooo wish so no grants.



I wish for a flat screen tv.

[CharlieHorse]

granted. Take mine. It ruined my childhood.

I wish for a million bucks, the perfect girlfriend for me, a great job, a nice car, and nice house in Vancouver.

[Melodic]

Granted but you can only choose one of those wishes.


I wish to win either American Idol or X Factor.

[CharlieHorse]

Girlfriend. I'd choose that in a heartbeat. Material things don't matter at all when compared with love.

Granted but you don't get much out of winning. Not much money and not much fame.

I wish for some food.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if you share

I wish I could compose a symphony

[Melodic]

Granted, but no one can actually play their instruments.


I wish there was more music things to do in the summer.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for me

I wish I could play viola

[Melodic]

Granted, but you suck.


I wish my friends didn't make fun of how short I am, they are too tall.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Me too :/

I wish I could meet Mozart and/or Beethoven

[jayjay's toocool]

Granted but you are now even shorter and everyone else is even taller and besides your friends everyone makes fun of you...oh and your friends don't like you anymore
I wish for This girl to stop posting

[Melodic]

Granted, but she doesn't listen



I wish I could be on a tv show.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, as an extra

I wish to be a famous composer and guitarist

[Melodic]

Granted, in some small country you are famous.





I wish I could get discovered here.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, in 10 months

I wish for a Steinway grand piano

[Melodic]

Granted but you can only play Justin Bieber songs on it.



I wish to hang out with my best friend before I maybe go to Chicago for a couple of weeks.

[RunnerRunner]

granted but u can only be with your best friend for 30 minutes.

i wish i got to meet M. Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you die in a car crash before you get there

I wish I could sleep

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for 5 minutes

I wish Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold could be my guitar teacher

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but he breaks his hand before your first lesson

I wish for a fenced yard for my dogs to play in

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but a car runs through it and your dogs run away

I wish for more real friends

[RunnerRunner]

granted but they move away shortly after.

I wish Asking Alexandria's new album would come out now so i can buy it.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it sucks

I wish pop music didn't bore me as much so I could actually try to appreciate it

[Melodic]

Granted but it turns terrible.



I wish I didn't just take a three hour nap

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, it was 6 hours


i wish for Gouda

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if you share

I wish for a new guitar

[Melodic]

Granted, but its the one you don't want.



I wish I wasn't tired

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you have to sleep forever

I wish for a gf...feeling lonely

[Melodic]

Granted but she is not a good girlfriend



I wish for Nutella

[RunnerRunner]

granted but the next day u are tired

i wish swag yolo snapbacks and all that crappy stuff neve exsisted.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if you share

I wish I had more luck finding a good girl that I like and who likes me back

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. You find the perfect girl, but she live in a different country.

I wish for more time today, i just woke up from a nap, but i feel tired still :/

[Synyster Shadows]

oh hey Charlie! :D

granted but you waste it

I wish girls didn't think that I'm weird

[Melodic]

Granted, they think you are insane.



I wish today wasn't my ex's birthday. :/

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but when it's yours, he comes to your house and tries to hook up w/ you again

I wish I knew more nice girls

[Melodic]

Granted, I will make many clones of me. :P



I wish I wasn't cold

[Synyster Shadows]

That.Would.Be.Amazing :P

granted. You have a fever

I wish I knew you in real life

[Melodic]

Granted, but I'm not as awesome :(


I wish we could have a vt party.

[Synyster Shadows]

Omg yes! xD :D:P
granted :D

I wish I had a vocal range like Freddie Mercury of Queen

[Melodic]

Granted since you granted mine.




I wish I had a vocal range like Whitney Houston.

[Synyster Shadows]

Omg, thanks! Have you ever even heard him? His voice is amazing. like 'omg' amzing x.x

granted

I wish music wasn't going downhill nowadays

[Melodic]

Granted.




I wish Taylor Swift never became famous.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Nicki Minaj is even more famous than she is

I wish Justin Bieber didn't suck

[Melodic]

Granted, the only thingg he will suck is well.. you know. :P


I wish I could go see my friends

[Synyster Shadows]

naughty girl :P

granted

I wish for a gf...again

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish that no one is bullied.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish people didn't get depression

[Melodic]

Granted



I wish my moms foot wasn't broken.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could just go to high school already

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but you become depressed and don't do your homework, instead you come home and cry. Then you fail all your classes and everyone hates you.

Speaking from experience.

I wish for a good thousand bucks :/

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its a thousand Deer bucks they stampede and trample you to death

I wish my new phone was here

[CharlieHorse]

granted, you open the box to find an iPhone 3g with a cracked screen and bad battery life.

I wish for an amazing talent. I'm good at a bunch of things, but I'm not great at anything.