Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you can't spend the money on anything you want

I wish I was 10

[Melodic]

Granted but then you can't join VT.



I wish my mom and I weren't fighting.

[Abyssal Echo]

lol that's true :D
Granted but now she wont leave you alone.

I wish it would quit raining

[Melodic]

Granted it will be so hot you will burn.


I wish our hotel pool would open so me and my friends can go swimming.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's filled with toxic waste and you don't realize it so you get really sick then die

I wish I had the courage to tell my crush that I like her

[Melodic]

Granted, just tell her.


I wish my crush from home had courage to telll me how he feels.

[Synyster Shadows]

Real good advice, Madie. I won't even see her tomorrow or Friday

granted but he runs off crying for no reason and is never seen again

I wish for more real friends

[Melodic]

Granted, I'm a real friend with like a hundred personailties if that helps.


I wish to not be forever alone.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish summer vacation to start already

[Melodic]

Granted, but it started here instead.



I wish that I wasn't in two different moods right now, happy and depressed.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You're only depressed.

I wish I could stop thinking about my crush and just forget about her

[Melodic]

Granted but then you think about Taylor Swift :P


I wish for my crush to ask me out.

[Synyster Shadows]

sneaky girl...

granted, but he ends up thinking you guys aren't compatible

I wish to be able to help my friend with his depression

[Melodic]

Granted but then he gets overconfident and ditches everyone.


I wish that guys did not like .taylor Swift just cuz she's easy.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, me too.

I wish for Avenged Sevenfold's new album to be released already. I don't want to wait two more weeks

[Melodic]

Granted but its horrible.



I wish for my mom to stop embarrasing me right now.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but she pisses you off instead

I wish to be less bored

[Melodic]

Granted but you get tired easily.


I wish I was for sure my crush liked me.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish my crush liked me more than a friend

[Melodic]

Granted since I was on the same boat.


I wish me and my crush can kiss in the rain.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you get hypothermia because it's freezing rain

I wish I didn't feel like a loser half the time

[Melodic]

Granted you aren't.


I wish I had a big happy family.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish my singing voice sounded a bit nicer

[Melodic]

Granted but everyone will be jealous.



I wish I wasn't talking to my friend so much I keep typing stuff wrong.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he doesn't like you anymore

I wish for more real friends that I can trust

[Melodic]

Granted but they are very boring.


I wish I wasn't sweating so horribly right now.

[Faolan]

Granted, but now you're freezing cold.

I wish I could fly.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you are arrested for not being licensed to fly

I wish to meet all my VT friends in real life

[Melodic]

Granted cuz I wish that too.


I wish that I will get to hang out with my crush in two weeks.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but it goes really badly

I wish I had the courage to message my crush on FB

[Melodic]

Granted but she doesn't answer for a week.


I wish I knew if my crush meant he has feelings for me when he said he loved me.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he's lying to you the whole time

I wish my crush liked me more

[Melodic]

Granted but only as a friend.



I wish guys weren't so confusing.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you still don't understand us

I wish girls weren't so dramatic

[Melodic]

Granted, but they are now all brats. And hey, I'm not dramatic most of the time

[Synyster Shadows]

i don't mean you necessarily. Just, in my experience, girls are too dramatic and I hate it.

I wish you'd made a wish

[Melodic]

Granted. Sorry I am talking to my crush on facebook and coming back here and its hard.


I wish my crush didn't think I am too talkative.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. He thinks you're too quiet and stops talking to you

I wish I had enough courage to talk to my crush about...romance. The topic scares me and makes me depressed.

[Melodic]

Granted, but she talks about her new romance instead.


I wish my crush didn't think about sex.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but he just stops thinking, period.

I wish puberty wasn't such a stressful time

[Melodic]

Granted but it still happens.



I wish I didn't already hit puberty and my talking voice didn't still sound like a little girl.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but I get to hear it and deem it so adorable that I somehow manage to make your voice sound like that forever

I wish i had a higher end to my singing range

[Melodic]

Granted but its so high it sounds like Justin Bieber.



I wish to win our local talent show in August.

[Ddare28]

Granted, but you permanently have to speak in that higher end range for the rest of your life.

I wish that had a queen sized bed.

[Synyster Shadows]

Madie: granted, you win "worst act"
Darien: granted but I steal it

I wish for an electric guitar

[Melodic]

Granted but it only works in your room.


I wish for my dad to not be an selfish asshole.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for world peace

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I could see my crush more.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but he's around you so much you get sick of seeing him

I wish for a new phone

[Melodic]

Granted but it doesn't have service


I wish for a fun summer.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its in another country and you don't know the language

I wish for a 12 gage shot gun

[Ddare28]

Granted, but it's damaged beyond repair.

I wish for a bigger house.

[Ddare28]

Granted, but it's damaged beyond repair.

I wish for a bigger house.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its in East LA Cali

I wish for someone that wants me for me

[Ddare28]

Granted, but they are always away and busy because of their job.

I wish my parents weren't so strict.

[Abyssal Echo]

dam dude that's why I broke up with my last bf
Granted but they are never around

I wish for a bottle of Bacardi 151

[Synyster Shadows]

not granted. Pls stop drinking, Mattie. It does terrible things to you and I really like you. :(

I wish Mattie didn't want to drink or smoke

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but he turns to drugs instead

I wish my friend and I had more to talk about

[Ddare28]

Granted, but one of you become mute.

I wish that my parents stopped forcing their opinions into my life.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they have nothing to do with you

I wish I was never born

[Melodic]

Not granted, you shall be alive.


I wish I didn't have to go to my dads

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to stay home alone with no internet service

I wish my first attempt would have been sucessful

[Ddare28]

Not granted, the idea never popped into your head.

I wish that all my problems could be fixed easily.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you have to work in a Chinese sweet shop for a year

I wish my diaries would be more active

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but they're active because of robots

I wish I had a Fender Stratocaster

[Melodic]

Granted but someone steals it.


I wish I was more secretive.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but nobody likes you

I wish I could convince my mom to let me have an electric guitar

[Melodic]

Granted but she still doesn't have the money to buy it.


I wish I can get a laptop.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it doesn't have the top half

I wish for shorter hair

[Melodic]

Granted but it grows long as rapunzels hair and will never be chopped off again.


I wish people didn't think One Direction is gay

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but they think 1D is transgender

I wish ppl didn't think Avenged Sevenfold was for faggots

[Melodic]

Granted but the band is never heard of again.


I wish I wasn't bored

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could go to an Avenged Sevenfold concert

[Melodic]

Granted since you granted mine.


I wish I could run away from all drama

[Synyster Shadows]

Thanks!

granted

I wish I could meet all of my VT friends for real

[Melodic]

Granted, we should have some sort of convention or something. lol


I wish my crush could join this site but then he would know I was talking about him.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but he doesn't activate his account

I wish I knew my crush better

[Melodic]

Granted but then you don't like her.


I wish I didn't know some things about my crush, lol

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you hate him

I wish I didn't hate myself sometimes

[Melodic]

Granted, don't. You're awesome.


I wish my crush didn't log off on Facebook.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; you log off instead

I wish hatred didn't exist

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I would stop reading into signs if my crush likes me and just go with things.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you're so carefree you don't care that he likes you and he leaves

I wish I didn't think that every girl I like thinks I'm trash (I always think that my crushes think I'm a piece of trash; dunno why)

[Melodic]

Granted because you aren't trash.


I wish I didn't get rejected 14 times.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; you get rejected 500 times

I wish I had more self-confidence

[Melodic]

Granted but your over confident everyone hates you for it,


I wish there was someone who could grant all our wishes for real.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted cuz I wish that too

I wish for more self-respect

[Melodic]

Granted, you should have it.


I wish for One Direction to perform at my birthday party in a few months.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they do terribly

I wish for an Avenged Sevenfold T-shirt

[Melodic]

Granted but it's not your size.


I wish for new clothes.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but they're all torn and unwearable

I wish to end my misery and be happy again

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish to be the most famous girl on earth.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but then I become the ruler of the world and you're never heard from again

I wish to be a better guitarist

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to do guitar at a JB concert.


I wish my friend didn't tell me One Direction is gay for Justin Bieber, Uhmm no,

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish i didn't feel like shit right now

[Melodic]

Granted, if you need to talk to me, I'm always here.


I wish Andrew wasn't sad.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you have to go and give him a real hug

I wish this guy I talked to tonight lived closer to me

[Melodic]

Granted but he stalks your house every five seconds.



I wish my crush will answer the question I asked him

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its not the answer you wanted

I wish for a day with out rain

[Melodic]

Granted but then it rains for the rest of your life.



I wish I could dance

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you can only dance in your room

I wish for a better house

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's too expensive so you have to move into a crappy condo

I wish my parents didn't want to move back to the city. I like my quiet town

[Piachu]

Granted, but now your parents wanna move to Siberia instead.

I wish I wasn't so depressed

[APhkinPanda]

Granted, but now you have mania..


I wish to find a girl who accepts me for who I am.

[Piachu]

Granted, but she friendzoned you.

I wish I could sleep

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could meet all my VT friends for real

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I wasn't depressed right now.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Msg me if you want

I wish I could go to Madie and hug the depression out of her and replace it with happiness

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I could find a good relationship.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for one day

I wish my crush would reply to the message I sent her so I can stop stressing about it

[Melodic]

Granted but it's not the response you want.


I wish I knew what's going on with my crush.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I wasn't so stressed

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish my eyes weren't so red from crying last night.

[Synyster Shadows]

aww, Madie *virtual hug and kiss*

granted

I wish Madie wasn't so sad

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish I didn't feel like I pretty much have no one anymore in my town.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish my peers didn't act two different ways to me. They act nice then the next minute they treat me like shit, then nice again.

[Melodic]

Granted since the same thing happens to me.


I wish this week didn't turn from happiness to depression.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish my crush liked me the way I like her

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted

I wish I didn't feel like shit all the time

[Synyster Shadows]

thanks matt

granted cuz you don't deserve to feel like shit, and you granted mine

I wish depression didn't exist

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish we all weren't all sad, geez. lol

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for the A7X City of Evil songbook

[Melodic]

Granted, but it doesn't have any songs


I wish I could read minds

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Don't we all?

I wish I could perform telekinesis

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I was still a kid so I didn't have to deal with so much drama.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish my peers would stop being so dramatic

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish High School was what they make it out to be on TV.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they TV representation is even worse than real life is now and it only gets worse

I wish for a gf

[Melodic]

Granted but she's insane


I wish I wasn't forever alone.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Me too :/

I wish we could all be happy

[Melodic]

Granted me too.


I wish I could stop looking on facebook and keep getting pissed seeing my crush online.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish Facebook wasn't so addicting

[Melodic]

Granted, don't we all?


I wish Facebook didn't have drama sometimes

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish drama didn't exist, period

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish my mom would leave me alone right now.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but she never talks to you again

I wish I felt better

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish my crush would talk to me. :(

[Piachu]

granted, but he'll be mean.

I wish people would stop just granting the wishes, and actually ruin them instead.

[Melodic]

Granted for a second

I wish I could fly anywhere I wanted to

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the plane breaks down and leaves you stranded

I wish I could move back to Cali

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to live with Justin Bieber.


I wish I could go to Florida

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get attacked by an alligator

I wish I felt better

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you feel nauseous

I wish I hadn't fallen off my bike

[Melodic]

Granted you fell of your *game show voice* brrrannnndd neeeewww carrrrrr.


I wish that I will not be depressed again

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you break your leg

I wish puberty was over

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you age so quickly you die tomorrow

I wish my arm wasn't numb

[Piachu]

Granted, you now feel severe pain in your arm.

I wish I could sleep

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you have nightmares

I wish I wasn't bored

[Piachu]

Granted, you spend hours watching videos of whatever you hate the most

[Synyster Shadows]

I wish you'd made a wish

[Piachu]

oh oops ;; Granted, but it's a shitty one

I wish it was tomorrow already

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, tomorrow

I wish my crush would answer the message I sent her

[Piachu]

Granted, she replies something rude

I wish I had over 100 posts already ;;

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its not the answer you wanted
Ninja'd
Granted but they do away with the PM system

I wish I could met my friend in Norway

[Piachu]

Granted, your friend isn't half as cool as me

I wish I could live in Australia

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you meet his/her look-alike instead

I wish for cheese

[Melodic]

Granted but it's spoiled



I wish for Alfredo

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but it's 10 years old

I wish for an ice pop

[Piachu]

Granted but it's melted.

I wish people would realise they're ignoring my wishes ;;

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but we choose not to see them :D

I wish for invincibility

[Melodic]

Granted but I have no clue what that is.



I wish to know what people think of me

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; they think bad things about you

I wish I could breathe underwater

btw, invincibility is where you can't get hurt from anything

[Melodic]

Granted but then you get eaten by a shark.



I wish me and my crush weren't debating who's family is weirder

[Synyster Shadows]

lolwut :lol3:

granted, he thinks your family is way weirder than his and tells you to get lost and ends the conversation

I wish I was weirder

[Melodic]

Granted, but I give you most of my weird and I become a zombie.. I'MM GONNNNA EATTT YOUR BRAINS!


I wish my sense of humor wasn't so odd

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but i like it so much I take back the granting of the wish

I wish I wasn't so perverted

[Melodic]

Granted, but then you spend a day with me and regret your decision.


I wish my friends didn't turn me perverted.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but then you don't have a sense of humor

I wish my crush was gay

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you stay that way anyways

I wish I hadn't started this conversation

[Melodic]

Granted, but then the next one gets weird


I wish I didn't just notice the page number and have a perverted smile

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I wipe your memory and it goes horribly wrong, leaving you with no memeories at all

I wish my glasses would stop sliding down my nose

[Melodic]

Granted, they slide down your whole head.


I wish for more wishes

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I take 'em

I wish for buffalo wings

[Melodic]

Granted but I take em


I wish to live while I'm young

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a bacon burger

[Melodic]

Granted but you gotta share.


I wish my dad would wake up to get me something to eat

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for McDonald's fries

[Melodic]

Granted, but yuck.


I wish for a milkshake

[Synyster Shadows]

you don't like them??? :O they're the only ones I like

granted but I take it just as you're about to take a sip

I wish for my arm to not feel numb

[Melodic]

No, I like Mcdonald's. I just eat them too much

Granted it feels tingly instead

I wish to be the awesomest person on earth

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then I take that title from you.

I wish for less vacation time. I get too bored

[Melodic]

Granted, but then you get more bored at school.


I wish that everyone could be nice.

[Ddare28]

Granted, but everyone was locked in separate rooms forever.

I wish I could study abroad.

[Melodic]

Granted but it's a bad country.


I wish to be happy like I am right about now.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it only lasts till midnight

I wish for a nice bf

[Melodic]

Granted but they break up with you in a day,



I wish my mom didn't break her foot.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you break yours

I wish the school hadn't posted when school registration is

[Melodic]

Granted, but school starts next week and no one knows.


I wish I could go back and be a kid

[Abyssal Echo]

lol ! that would be soooooo cool :P

Granted but you stay a kid forever

I wish my crush was gay

[Melodic]

Granted but he likes someone else who is gay.


I wish the last two guys I dated didn't say they're gay right after I dated them.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's true and they're just covering for themselves

I wish I could meet all of you wonderful people IRL

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its at your house and your parents freak out about all the people in their house

I wish I was girl so I could date my crush

[Ddare28]

Granted, but he soon turns gay.

I wish I wasn't single right now.

[Melodic]

Granted but you are single in a hour.


I wish I didn't just wake up.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You wake up in the middle of the zombie apocalypse instead :D

I wish I didn't have so many damn mosquito bites

[Melodic]

Granted you have dog bites instead



I wish we didn't loose power and I'm on here on my phone

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. instead there was a tornado and you're stuck in a storm cellar

I wish I hadn't fallen off my bike yesterday

[Melodic]

Granted you fall off it today


I wish I wasn't sleepy

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, after you wake up from sleeping for 1,000 years

I wish my arm didn't hurt

[Melodic]

Granted it hurts even worse.


I wish that I get to go to Florida next summer.