Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Miserabilia]

granted, but its filled with annoying posts

[Synyster Shadows]

You need to make a wish

I wish I wasn't so nervous for the concert 2nite

[Miserabilia]

derp forgot to make a wish...
---------------------
Wish granted, but the audience will be screaming 5 year olds.
I wish I didn't have school tomorow

[Melodic]

Granted. But you have school at home

I wish I could go home

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you found out that it burned down

I wish for a gf

[Miserabilia]

Granted, but she is http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3806393/overly-attached-girlfriend-o.gif
I wish I could be with the girl I love

[Melodic]

Granted. But she turns into a zombie and eats your brains.


I wish I could meet One Direction

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for 5 seconds

I wish for cheese

[Melodic]

Granted, but you don't get to eat


I wish for freedom

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, no ruining. :)

I wish I didn't feel so lonely

[Miserabilia]

granted, you will feel sleepy instead.
I wish I could sleep

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for 3 seconds

I wish I was a better violinist

[Melodic]

Granted, but you break your hands for a week.


I wish for love.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, no ruining :)

I wish for a new guitar

[Miserabilia]

Granted. But your lover will be a patatoe. A nice one though :3
I wish madbrat gets love :)

[Melodic]

Granted.. well it better be.


I wish for 100 wishes

[Miserabilia]

Not granted.
I wish for innocent lives to be spared.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Won't somebody do something about my previous wish?

[Melodic]

Granted, but your icecream cone melts right away
And for your previous wish.. granted


I want some NUTELLA!

[Miserabilia]

granted, but i get some too.
I wish for friends

[Melodic]

Granted, but some of them are creepy.


I wish for a guy to come up to my doorstep, with a boombox in his hand, and flowers and chocolate.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it turns out he's at the wrong house

I wish for a Samsung galaxy 3

[Melodic]

Granted but you break it once you get it.

I wish for One Direction to fall in love with me.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for one day.

I wish for more confidence when on stage. My concert was so intimidating

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it only last till you start to play

I wish for some sleep

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a gf. DAMN LONELINESS! :mad:

[Melodic]

Granted



I wish for my town to stop all the crimes.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for more confidence on stage

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I don't fall down the stairs at my High School graduation like I did at my 8th Grade graduation..

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you trip and fall on stage.

I want more girls as friends

[Melodic]

Granted but then you have no guy friends.


I want people to stop calling me names because I only really talk or hang out with guys.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish people would stop making fun of my friend who's gay

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I could get kissed in the rain, even though my best friend told me it leads to something else apparently.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted.

I wish was more confident around girls.

[Melodic]

Granted. Girls aren't all that bad. They are way more nervous.



I wish some guys would stop playing games with me sometimes.. ughh

[Synyster Shadows]

but, like, I can barely hold a conversation with them. There is one girl, but it's because we're both in orchestra so we have similar interests. But she's easy to talk to

granted, but only for a day

I wish for a burrito...random craving

[Melodic]

Granted, since I apparently got nutella today. :D


I wish my old crush/friendzoned guy wasn't ignoring me.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted.

I wish for a gf. Why am I so lonely and pathetic *goes to the corner and sobs quietly*
anyways, g'night Madie. signin off for the night

[Melodic]

Granted. One day you will find one.

Night

I wish for more friends

[CharlieHorse]

granted.

I wish for a gf. Why am I so lonely and pathetic *goes to the corner and sobs quietly*

Me too, my brother :(





Granted. One day you will find one.

Night

I wish for more friends

Granted, but they are Facebook friends.

I wish for a job.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its at a Chinese laundry

I wish for a new computer

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

granted. i pooped and smeared it all over the hardrive

I wish for gummi bears

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but someone peed on them

I wish for a few days with out rain

[Melodic]

Granted but then it starts raining for the rest of the year.


I wish for a bike.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it has no tires

I wish I was my old self

[Melodic]

Granted, you turn old tomorrow.


I wish for happiness.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you are only happy at home

I wish my bf was able to spend more time with me

[Melodic]

Granted, but a little much too time with you.


I wish my best friend wasn't being a jerk right now.. UGGGHH!

[Miserabilia]

Granted, but she(or he?) will hate you starting tomorrow (kind of cruel lol)
I wish I had MOAW MONAY
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_12/sp_1204_03.jpg

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but it gets stolen

I wish I had regular vision

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it only works when you play the Cello

I wish I had a life so I had something to write in my blog

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but only on your birthday

I wish for a gf. STUPID LONELINESS

[likemike]

Granted but everyone else is a zombie

I wish i had 10 bucks

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's stolen

I wish for school to be over permanently

[Melodic]

Granted in 8 years



I wish I wasn't bored

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for 5 minutes

I wish for gf. *curses loneliness in very vulgar fashion*

[Melodic]

Granted for five minutues



I wish to marry Louis Tomlinson

[likemike]

Granted but she is a zombie
I wish for 100 bucks

[Synyster Shadows]

Madie: granted but he hates you
Mike: granted; you drop it and someone steals it

I wish for less homework

[likemike]

Granted but its not homework becuase you become homeless homelesswork

I wish for invincibility

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for two minutes

I wish for a gf

[likemike]

Granted, but she turns out to be a man

I wish i wasnt lactose intlerant

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You are now allergic to meat

I wish I didn't need glasses

[likemike]

Granted but your blind

I wish today was thursday

[Melodic]

Granted, if you believe it is.


I wish I could be friends with some of my old friends.

[Miserabilia]

granted, but they are different then they used to be.
I wish my friends lived nearby

[likemike]

Granted but you live near a prison

I wish i had more skips on pandora

[Melodic]

Granted, you have one extra skip. Pandora loves us!



I wish dollar candy bars could be bigger.

[Miserabilia]

granted, but they will be more expensive.
I wish I had a candy bar right now

[Melodic]

Granted, but then someone steals it.


I wish I will have a Valentine next year because all my Valentine's Days so far sucked.

[Miserabilia]

granted. just granted, lol.
I wish people would understand me

[Melodic]

Granted since you granted mine.


I wish an actual person would grant all these wishes so everyone could be happy!

[BeautifulAngel]

Granted, and then god ended the world because you made a deal with the devil.

I wish for a non corrupt politician

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they still manage to screw up the government

I wish for dark chocolate

[scott757]

Granted, but it's only one square - and it's out-of-date

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but there was a drawing for a 'skip school forever' pass and you won but you weren't there so you missed out and someone else got it

I wish for a gf

[scott757]

Granted, but she is as hairy as a gorilla

I wish for a bag of wine gums

[Melodic]

Granted, Santa will come and give them to you. lol :)


I wish my best friend will forgive me.

[scott757]

Granted, but things are drastically different between you

I wish I could be able to fly without forking out over 50 grand

[Melodic]

Granted, it will be 51 grand.


I wish I could meet Taylor Launther or Channing Tatum, just to get all the other girls who hate me jealous. Not because I care or not.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but they shoo you away.

I wish for a gf

[scott757]

Granted but the other girls are too jealous and you end up alienated from the world

I wish I could get more time in my bed on school mornings

[Melodic]

Granted.. you get one extra minute.


I wish I could go to regular school and NOT be picked on.

[scott757]

Granted, but I can't ruin that

I wish I had a friend in registration since there's noone I can talk to there now, and have an hour of it tomorrow

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for chocolate covered strawberries

[scott757]

Granted, but it's out of date strawberries

I wish for Irn Bru for lunch tomorrow

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's 5 years old

I wish for a cookie

[Melodic]

Granted, but it's a cookie you don't like.


I wish to move into the house closest to my friends.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for more time before my next concert

[scott757]

Granted, its unlimited as you have no next one

I wish my phone had better internet connectivity

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. It can no longer do anything else

I wish for a new violin

[scott757]

Granted but it has no strings

I wish for an easy day at school tomorrow

[Melodic]

Granted, because your school catches on fire and you have to go to a worse one.

I wish to meet a Directioner here in my small town.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he doesn't like you
I wish for finals to be over

[likemike]

Granted

I wish i was 7 ft tall

[scott757]

Granted but the height gives you back problems

I wish I won't grow much more

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you become a midget

I wish I wasn't ridiculed by my peers.

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish to climb up a tree without falling down.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for world peace

[scott757]

Granted, but you get stuck and cant jump down and get catched since you cant fall off of it

I wish I could do some of the stuff from my childhood again, for fun :D

[Melodic]

Andrew, Granted

Scott, Granted but then you're stuck as a child for the rest of your life.

I wish for a fun day tomorrow

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for my concert tomorrow to go well

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish my dad wouldn't come in and out of my life.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted.

I wish to be a better singer

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its only while you're in the shower

I wish I was able to play the guitar

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. Air guitar.
I wish I didn't have to go to summer classes :/

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get stuck in Jobs infinite loop and never finish high school.

I wish for a friend that lives close to me

[Melodic]

Granted, but they will live one mile close to where you actually live.


I wish I could be 16 already.

[scott757]

Granted but you miss out on your birthday and all your presents etc.

I wish for it to be next Wednesday!

[Melodic]

Granted, in a week it will be next Wenesday


I wish for a hot tub.

[Miserabilia]

granted, but its too small to fit into
I wish for pizza

[Melodic]

Granted, but its given to someone else.


I wish to not be a crazy cat lady.

[Miserabilia]

granted, you will be a crazy hamster lady
http://24.media.tumblr.com/32cfd2bdaa30ea851339ec91afe23359/tumblr_mlkhlrDjuA1rgpyeqo1_500.gif
I wish for my hamster to be even more cute

[Melodic]

Granted, then it turns ugly the next day.


I wish for bullying to stop.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you get kicked out of school

I wish for my mom to get a job

[Melodic]

Granted, she will work at Mcdonald's


I wish for One Direction to fall in love with me.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for one minute

I wish for a gf

[Melodic]

Granted, when you and the girl both have feelings for eachother.


I wish when I come back home, I can make more friends.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but your friends don't like the same things you do

I wish for my concert to go well

[Melodic]

Uhmm thats normal sadly.

Granted. I don't want to ruin that.


I wish to be famous one day.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for one day. What? you said 'one day'

I wish I could write song lyrics more easiliy

[Melodic]

Granted, you can write them easily, but they won't be good.


I wish for happiness

[Miserabilia]

Yes, but they will all be about DEATH AND DESTRUCTION >:D
I wish I could be nicer IRL
(damnit i got ninja'd)

[Synyster Shadows]

Madie, granted. You deserve it.
Cheesee, granted

I wish for a gf

[Miserabilia]

granted, but she will be a zombie
I wish for a litle more confidence

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but only for one day

I wish for $50

[scott757]

Granted but you can only spend it on McDonalds fries

I wish for a trip on the 787

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it crashes and you die

I wish for a new guitar

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it's broke.

I wish for a new phone

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. it's a Galaxy S4 loaded with Vanilla Android 4.2.2. The most powerful phone running the most power mobile OS. But unfortunately, you don't have a battery for it :(

I wish for one of those with the battery :P

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but your dog chews it up

I wish for a root beer float

[The LOLer]

No

I wish for Saints Row3

[APhkinPanda]

Granted, but as you start loading the game and you finally get to the main menu you get a blue screen on your pc. Or RROD on Xbox if its on your ps3 it just randomly catches on fire with disk in it.


I wish to be able to concentrate on work and things I need to complete.

[Chris Daniels]

Granted but you have so much concentration that your brain busted.

I wish I have a big brother whom I can talk all about my manly interests.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

granted. He talks about teddy bears and nail polish

I wish for a boyfriend

[APhkinPanda]

Granted, though now I'm your boyfriend.. Also I'm a panda.. :P


I wish for my parents to leave me alone.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted, though now I'm your boyfriend.. Also I'm a panda.. :P


I wish for my parents to leave me alone.

Yay PANDA!
So do I. Parents are annoying. Granted. You are rejected from ur family

Im wishing for a panda face shirt

[APhkinPanda]

Granted, I put some mud on my face and get a white t shirt and make a print :P


I wish to have a place to move out.

[The LOLer]

Granted but moving sucks.

I wish for a million bucks.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its a million Deer bucks

I wish all the yard work was done

[The LOLer]

Hahaha

Granted but you must do it all yourselfelfelfelf

[Trace]

Granted but you have to redo it because it looks awful.

I wish for world peace with a twist (meaning if you ruin it, it'll be perfect :D)

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but Obama's mouth ruins it

I wish I was in a better mood

[Melodic]

Granted, you will be in a better mood when you go to..... A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT!


I wish I could go to a One Direction Concert..

[Miserabilia]

Granted, but you can't hear them at all because there is some screaming girl besides you.
I wish the weather in holland wouldn't be constantly depressing

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. It is too happy.

I wish for a cup of hot cocoa.

[Melodic]

Granted, in the winter.


I wish to get some stuff when I go to the mall later :D

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, all you can get is socks.

I wish for a new computer

[Miserabilia]

granted, but its even slower then this one
I wish to ruin a wish *muhahaha*

[Melodic]

Granted, you just did


I wish for a new singing opportunity

[Miserabilia]

granted, at a funeral and everyone will hate you for it *so cruel*
I wish for a donut

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I steal it and eat it.

I wish for finals to be over

[Melodic]

Granted, on the date they are over.


I wish to hang out with my friends when I get back.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but then they lose your test scores and you have to do them over

ninja'd
granted but there'll be one less when you get here
I wish for a good day

[Melodic]

Granted, but it turns bad the next day.


I wish to have a fun rest of my vacation!

[brendacat]

you have a good day, but every day after is horrible

i wish for a cat

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. It mauls you.

I wish for a new, better guitar

[Miserabilia]

granted, but you can't play it.
I wish for a donut again...

[Synyster Shadows]

Access Denied - you may not wish for food

I wish for my crush to like me back

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish to start talking to my somewhat old but not really crush again.

[teen.jpg]

Granted, but they're in a committed relationship.

I wish for Beats headphones.

[Melodic]

Granted, but they're broke.


I wish for One Direction to come up to my door today.

[Miserabilia]

granted, but they are zombies
I wish for sleep and sanity

[Melodic]

Granted, for an hour.

I wish to go to the mall already.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, for five minutes

I wish I wasn't made fun of

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish to not be picked on when I go back home.

[Synyster Shadows]

also granted. You're so nice you deserve it to be granted. :)

I wish for school to be out for summer already

[Melodic]

Granted, when the bell rings your final day of school.

I wish to not feel depressed.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you only feel good at the mall

I wish my VT friends lived closer so we could hang out

[Melodic]

Granted, because that would be awesome.


I wish we could create a VT army and destroy all that needs to be destroyed.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted because that would be epic

I wish I hadn't nearly forgotten my violin. *pants*
Got and just barely made the bus. :D

[Melodic]

Granted, you can think about something else to not remember that/


I wish that I could get some sleep without the fact my grandparents keep waking me up.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish people didn't think I'm a loser.

[Melodic]

Granted, because I don't and I'm a person. I think. Might be an alien. Idk


I wish people didn't think I was weird.

[Synyster Shadows]

Aww, thanks Madie <3

Granted because you aren't

I wish for tacos

[Melodic]

Granted, but you better share.


I want a chocolate fountain in my new house

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it explodes and you get burned by the hot chocolate

I wish for more iced tea

[Melodic]

Granted, but the ice ran out.


I wish for a strawberry banana smoothie.

[Synyster Shadows]

me too :/

Granted but I steal it ;)

I wish for nachos

[Melodic]

granted, but I steal that.


I wish for an unlimited supply of Alfredo.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you eat so much you explode

I wish for a smartphone

[Melodic]

granted, someday.


I wish for an Iphone

[The LOLer]

Granted but the screen is defective.

[Synyster Shadows]

You didn't wish for anything

I wish for a gf

[Melodic]

Granted, I don't wanna ruin that.


I wish my friend would work harder to make his cousin tell me how he feels.

[Synyster Shadows]

Thanks Madie. You're awesome <3

granted, he doesn't really like you (assuming that's what you're trying to hear)

[APhkinPanda]

You didnt post your wish so im skipping you.



I wish for more friends.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. They're jerks.

I wish for less self-doubt

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you become over confident

I wish I had a fenced yard so my dogs could run and play

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. They break down the fence and run away

I wish I had a twin sister

[Melodic]

Granted, but your parents give her all the attention.


I wish to not be an only child.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

granted. Have fun with your alien brother!

I wish for a boyfriend

[CharlieHorse]

Granted
I wish for a gf

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

You're so nice

Granted

Wishing for a nice teacher

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but the teacher likes you soo much they give you lots of extra work to do.

I wish for some one to finish my yard work

[Melodic]

Granted, you are a someone.



I wish my distant friend wouldn't keep asking me if my parents are getting back together. For real?

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. Instead the neighbourhood does

I wish to be flirty aand thriving

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you're flirting only works with girls

I wish my bf would be around more

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for my violin recital to go well later

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I get to see my friends more this summer.