Ruin a Wish Foundation

[The LOLer]

Granted but it only goes to your death.
I wish to be a whale.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted you get killed by Japanese fishing boats claiming to be doing scientific research in the arctic, and then you get turned into sushi.

I wish it was 330pm now. :/

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get stuck in a time loop and your stuck at 3:30 forever

I wish people wouldn't be so annoying

[The LOLer]

Granted. Now everyone thinks your annoying.
I wish I had mor muscles.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted you weigh 2000 pounds and you can't move.

I wish for 5 dollars

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you can't use it because it gets stolen

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie

[The LOLer]

Granted. Be careful who you wish from.
I wish Mattie would be cool with me.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you gotta be cool

I wish school was over

[The LOLer]

Granted but you gotta be cool

I wish school was over

Granted but you got summer school
I wish I wasn't single.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but your gf/bf is a controlling ass.

I wish for a roast turkey sandwich. I'm hungry

[The LOLer]

Granted but the turkey is covered in shit
I wish my parents weren't so protective

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you get arrested for doing stupid, unlawful stuff.

I wish I had more iTunes balance so I could get more songs.

[The LOLer]

Granted. You now have 25 Justin bieber songs
I wish I could fly.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. For 5 seconds

I wish my cat wasn't dead

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but it attacks you.

I wish I could talk to my crush

[The LOLer]

Granted. They don't like you.
I wish I was a whale.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get to close to the shore get beached and die.

I wish I could move back to Cali

[The LOLer]

Granted but you get to close to the shore get beached and die.

I wish I could move back to Cali

Granted but Cali has a crazy climate change and is colder than Pluto.
I wish I had a better self esteem.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it costs you a lifetime of wages

I wish for someone to cuddle

[CharlieHorse]

Granted :)

I wish for $300 to spend on a new longboard deck :P

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's stolen

I wish for a new phone.

[The LOLer]

Granted. It sucks.
I wish Mattie were single... *sigh*

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he doesn't like you.

I wish for more real friends.

[The LOLer]

Granted, Theyre unpopular goth druggies.
I wish for world peace.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but now all military are unemployed and living on welfare

I wish I was never born

[The LOLer]

me too

Granted, but it causes me to kill myself

Iwish I was good looking

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but all you have chasing you is guys

I wish someone would take me somewhere and put me out of my misery

[The LOLer]

I don't care if guys or girls

Not Granted. Ruined a wish.

I wish you didn't want to commit suicide.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it takes some ones unending love

I wish it wasn't raining

[The LOLer]

Im willing to give it.

Granted but it snows.

I wish to be a normal kid. :(

[Abyssal Echo]

I wish you weren't moving

[The LOLer]

Why?

Its for th e better.
I wish that I could see Mattie in real life

[Abyssal Echo]

now there is a chance to meet me.

granted but you find I'm ugly and run off like everyone else

[Synyster Shadows]

I wish I could meet all the wonderful people here on VT.

[The LOLer]

Granted, but we throw water balloons at you

I wish I had sex

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its from a mean person that bites it off after they're done.

I wish I could hang out with all of my VT friends

[The LOLer]

Shit! Thats morbid!

Granted but disclosing me.

I wish I could put my dick through the computer so some one sucks on it,

[RunnerRunner]

Granted but the person you reach is your mom.

I wish i lived in Germany.

[The LOLer]

Granted, but your a Jew and its the 1940s
I wish I was a toothpick

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you get stepped on many times.... :what:

I wish I was better at guitar

[The LOLer]

Granted but u only know jb songs.

[RunnerRunner]

Granted, but you dont have guitar to play.
I wish i would have front row seats to an Asking Alexandria concert.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but your tickets fall out of your pocket just before you get to the ticket guy.

I wish I could go to an Avenged Sevenfold concert.

[The LOLer]

Granted but you get seat 1212111090347159204
I wish for Mattie to kill me

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you come back as a Zombie

I wish for a good dinner

[The LOLer]

Granted but it goes straight to your thighs.

I wish I were dead :(

[CharlieHorse]

No. :(
We care about you :) don't feel bad. Tell us what's wrong?

[Abyssal Echo]

is a care bear not a brony

[The LOLer]

No. :(
We care about you :) don't feel bad. Tell us what's wrong?

I started cutting last night, I don't feel like anyone loves me. I'm gonna go kill myself
Bye

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

i started cutting last night, i don't feel like anyone loves me. I'm gonna go kill myself
bye

nooooooo!!!!! Get back here right now!!!!!

[Abyssal Echo]

apparently has my back :)

I wish I would have stayed in bed (NO I wasn't sleeping)

[The LOLer]

I wish I were a leprechaun

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but I steel your pot of gold

I wish someone would answer my Q

[omgitsgrace]

Granted but I give you the wrong answer.


I wish to have all the powers in the world that are harmless and dont possess me in an evil way and that I can use at anytime I want

[The LOLer]

Granted but its not me.

I wish Mattie had sex today

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but its not me.

I wish Mattie had sex today

Hehehehe lol

Granted :P

I wish for 10 bucks :/

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they are live Bucks and kill you with there antlers

I wish I had a bottle of Bacardi 151

[The LOLer]

Ninjerd
Granted but its 1 oz
I wish I could self suck

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you get carried away and bite it off

I wish for a lid of pot

[The LOLer]

Granted but its illegal and you go to jail
I w ish Mattie quit drugs :/

[CharlieHorse]

Me too :/

I wish for 5 bucks the bbank isn't open today -_-

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but I go back to drinking

I wish for some one that wants me for me

[The LOLer]

Granted but it never reopen s

I really wish Mattie could stop :(

[Abyssal Echo]

could or would ??

I still wish for someone that wants me for me

[The LOLer]

Oh mattè

I wish I could GET RID OF MY DAMN ATAXIA AND STOP FUCKING SHAKING SO I CAN PICK UP MY SIERRA MIST CAN!!!!!!!!

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted

I wish I could get some sleep

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. You wake up with a massive migrain

I wish for the kids who live behind us and smoke disappeared

[The LOLer]

Granted

I wish I could get some sleep

You forgot to ruin it..

[The LOLer]

Granted, that didnt make sence.

I wish I could walk.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, no ruining. You deserve it.

I wish for a new phone

[The LOLer]

granted, no ruining. You deserve it.

I wish for a new phone

:wub::) You guys are so nice.

Granted, but you can only 911.

I wish me, Drew and Mattie could hangout in rl

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its at my funeral

I wish for a 5th of Baccardi

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but I don't know what that is so you instead get a fist of Broccoli. :P

I wish for a bowl of rice :/

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its uncooked and full of worms

I wish for my mom to find a job

[The LOLer]

Granted but... Hahaha

I wish I could get rid of this DAMN feeding tube!

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but your teeth fall out so you can't eat, then you starve.

I wish for a loving gf

[The LOLer]

Grantd but she lives 5000 miles away.

I wish I was more confident

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but now everyone thinks you're a self-centered ass.

I wish for a new bed. Mine's getting uncomfortably small

[The LOLer]

Granted. It's some sheet metal.

I wish Andrew were single.

[Synyster Shadows]

You mean gay/bi? I'm straight. I thought we established that.

I wish for a quesadilla.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but the cheese used in it smells really bad

I wish my bf didn't have to work today

[The LOLer]

Granted but he loses all his money and starves

I wish I could go to a stratovarius concert

[Plane And Simple]

Granted but the sound isn't working.

I wish I could have a plane

[The LOLer]

Granted but the propeller is broken.

I wish I could have a lover

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but she smells really bad

I wish for a new lap top

[The LOLer]

Granted but the screen is broken

I wish I could didnt have ataxia

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you go blind

I wish there was something worth watching on TV

[The LOLer]

granted but you go blind

I wish there was something worth watching on TV

I bet you don't know what ataxia is

Granted. We all do.

I wish for world peace

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it only lasts two minutes

I wish I could stop having these freaky visions.

[The LOLer]

Granted. There now reality.

I wish I could do home schooling.

[Synyster Shadows]

*gulp* these visions scare the shit out of me. Why did you have to do that? *sarcasm face*

granted but only for a week

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

[The LOLer]

Granted. It's subzero

I wish "Strawberry Fields Forever" made sence.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it costs you millions

I wish for a nice day

[The LOLer]

Granted, but ur house blows up.

I wish for a chocolate bar

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it melts and drips onto the ground

I wish for new phone

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

granted. I stomped on it

I wish for a copy of Suddenly 30!

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I shred it

I wish for a girlfriend. I feel lonely

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

granted but im your girlfriend

i wish to be 30 and flirty and thriving

[Synyster Shadows]

so what?

granted but you look terrible

I wish to go back to the Hard Rock Cafe

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. It's now a police station

I wish to be flirty

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you're too obvious

I wish to be more accepted for who I am

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. I only accept you

I wish for a boyfriend. Im alone

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but i'm your boyfriend. i'm a loser

I wish to be a better singer

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

I dont care your a loser

Granted. Girls try to get inside your house cause your singing has bad magical. They tear u up

I wish for pancakes

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they taste terrible

i wish I didn't have poor vision

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. You have poor foot movement

I wish for a cuddle

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, by a porcupine

I wish to be less negative

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. U are too positive that u leap of a river and drown

I wish to be a demigod

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you are somehow mortal

I wish for a girlfriend. Damn loneliness

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. Im your girlfriend

I wish to be flirty

[Synyster Shadows]

Seriously, how is that supposed to be bad? I think you're a nice girl, fun to talk to.

granted, but now you're surrounded by assholes

I wish for a new phone

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. Daniel peed on it

I wish for a dance competition

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you lose

I wish to be less doubtful of myself

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted, your too doubtful

I wish for ________

[Synyster Shadows]

for what??

I wish to know what you want

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. you now find out with the consequence of answering the wish

I wish for a boyfriend

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but it's me

I wish for food. I'm hungry

[CharlieHorse]

Granted fried people.

I wish I was better at talking to strangers :/

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but they think you're weird

I wish for a burrito

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted. U now only talk to strangers

I wish for skittles

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. you can't taste them anymore.
I wish for $a thousand.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I steal it and use it to buy a new guitar

I wish for tacos. In the mood for mexican food

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its 1,000 island dressing not dollars.
Ninja'd
granted but they are full of ants
I wish for a new truck

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but the engine dies

I wish for churros..mmm...

[The LOLer]

Granted. Daniel peed on it

D:
.....

[The LOLer]

Granted.
I wish i was normal

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you're boring

I wish for a gf. so lonely

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. U have to play the cello in order to get them.
I wish for bread.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's moldy

I wish for churros

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its moldy

I wish I could be laying on the beach with my bf

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but it's a nude beach and u two are alone ;)
I wish for milk

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's gone sour

I wish for tacos

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but they are from you school's cafeteria.

I wish for $641 USD.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I steal it and use it to buy a new guitar

I wish for school to be over

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but they lock the doors before you can get out so you spend the summer at school.

I wish Charlie would talk to me

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but only for 5 minutes

I wish I didn't have to do homework

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you have to go to summer school

I wish it would quit raining

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Granted, but it's over 100 degrees out.

I wish... I could think of what to wish for :P

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but it gets ruined..obviously :P

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Granted, but it gets ruined..obviously :P

u didnt wish

[Synyster Shadows]

neither did you!

I wish for a new phone

[Snookers]

Granted. Nokia 3210.

I wish for good music.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, by a terrible musician who butchers it.

I wish for a girlfriend. feeling lonely again

[The LOLer]

Granted, but she's got a very contagious disease.

I wish for a pony.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it runs away

I wish I was more accepted for who I am

[Snookers]

Granted but everyone dies and you're the only one left.

I wish to meet Christina Aguilera.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but she gets sick and throws up on you

I wish my straight friend would turn gay

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he doesn't have feelings for you

I wish I had a gf and could get rid of this loneliness

[BebeFleur.]

Granted but she is mean.

I wish that when the time comes I get a full college scholarship.

[Synyster Shadows]

that's a tough one. Granted.

I wish my parents had more money so I could take more music lessons

[BebeFleur.]

Yeah.. :P College is so darn expensive... ugh

Granted, but your teacher is mean and cruel like mine. :P

[Synyster Shadows]

you needs to make a wish

I wish for a new violin

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but I made it myself with rubber bands! :D

I wish for a bunny.

[Synyster Shadows]

Yeah...how would you do that?

granted but it runs away

I wish I was a better violinist

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but..err..hmm....

I wish I could like fast forward in my life.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you miss out on a lot of fun stuff

I wish for a steinway grand piano

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for...a...hmm...summer.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you pass out from dehydration

I wish I wasn't allergic to oak pollen because there is a damn oak tree right in my yard!

[BebeFleur.]

Granted.

I wish I had no seasonal allergies.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Me too

I wish I wasn't so shy

[Deep Blue Sea]

Granted, but everyone you come across is shy.

I wish I was taller.

[The LOLer]

Granted. Your so tall you don't fit in doors.

I wish I could walk.

[Snookers]

Granted but you only speak bullshit, insulting people.

I wish to dance like PSY.

[The LOLer]

Not granted.

I wish for a crayon sandwich

[Snookers]

D:

Granted but it kills you.

I wish for summer to come.

[The LOLer]

Granted but the sun explodes.

I wish for a new ipad.

[SammieRose]

Granted, but you receive this one:
http://img0.etsystatic.com/007/0/5933517/il_570xN.397076960_cgds.jpg
I wish for a sports car.

[The LOLer]

:(

Granted, but it doesn't run. Look at it.

I wish for a m16 to target practice.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted.
U have no bullets

I wish I wasn't nervous for my job.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but now you're over confidant

I wish I could hang out with my VT friends

[CharlieHorse]

Granted

I wish for bacon

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you get more than you can keep

I wish for a nice long summer

[CharlieHorse]

Granted u have to get a job :/

I wish for $5000

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to use the money to buy a guitar

I wish I could move back to So. Cal.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted so we can hang out!

I wish for new pads for my headphones :z

[The LOLer]

Granted, but u spend it on a nonrenewable broken motorcycle. (double ninjaed)

I wish for Cheese

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its moldy limberger

I wish people would be as nice to me as I am to them

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted, but they're faking it

I wish for a gf. Always feeling lonely now and it sucks :(

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but she only likes country music

I wish I could have a beach party with my VT friends

[Synyster Shadows]

I don't care if she does

granted, but a lightning storm starts and we have to leave five minutes in

I wish Mattie didn't ruin all my wishes

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but he ruins most of them.

I wish my bro broke up with his gf many months ago.
There'd be a LOT less stress in our families.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he gets a new gf that makes things even worse and it keeps getting worse every time

I wish for a gf that likes me for me

[The LOLer]

fUM86eL6tVw

I wish for a dog

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its the 3 legged one named lucky

I wish my first attempt would have been sucessful

[Synyster Shadows]

please Mattie, don't do this. You're a wonderful guy and I really like seeing you 'round. Don't try this again :(

I wish Mattie didn't want to die.

[Plane And Simple]

Granted. Can't ruin that.

I wish for this and next week to be very easy

[Deep Blue Sea]

Granted but you have to deal with a mosquito bite.

I wish I was taller...

[Miserabilia]

Granted, but 99% of your height will be your legs.
I wish I was rich.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you can't spend it on anything you want

I want a girlfriend. I feel lonely.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you can only be with her when her parents are home

I wish for a new phone

[APhkinPanda]

Granted, though it is the first phone ever made.


I wish to be sane.

[Melodic]

Granted. But all your friends and family will become insane.


I wish to have wings so I could just fly away.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but they're made of toxic material and kill you

I wish I could get my Tumblr page figured out

[Melodic]

Granted, but then Tumblr decides to shut down.


I wish I could feel better, I hate being sick.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but your parents find lots of chores for you to do

I wish I wasn't so bored

[Melodic]

Granted but you do too much that you pass out from exhaustion.


I wish my friends from home would talk to me.. :/

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but they wont shut up and let you talk too

I wish it would stop raining

[Melodic]

Granted but then its way too hot you have to stay inside


I wish I could become famous.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Granted, but for being a serial killer. :D

I wish it was cooler outside.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but now its snowing

I wish my Tumblr page was done