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Synyster Shadows
May 8th, 2013, 07:32 PM
Granted, but then you get really sick and die.
I wish I didn't have so much self-doubt

Delaney, I think you're wonderful.

CharlieHorse
May 8th, 2013, 07:57 PM
Because I am amazing! <3 ;)

Granted, but Summer=July=4th of July=Fireworks=Your hearing loss.

I wish people actually liked me.

Delaney, I like you :) you are wonderful! :)

Granted, but then you get really sick and die.
I wish I didn't have so much self-doubt

Delaney, I think you're wonderful.

Granted, but now you doubt others.

I wish for fried chicken.

Synyster Shadows
May 8th, 2013, 07:58 PM
Granted, but it tastes like shit.

I wish I was better at violin. Compared to my piano playing and guitar playing, my violin playing is mediocre.

Abyssal Echo
May 8th, 2013, 08:01 PM
Granted but it was fried in rancid oil and you get food poisoning

I wish I had someone to cuddle with
Ninja'd
Granted but you can only get better at the Violin after taking up the Cello

CharlieHorse
May 8th, 2013, 08:50 PM
I wish I had someone to cuddle with


Me too :(

BebeFleur.
May 8th, 2013, 08:54 PM
Did you like just change your name? lol, I was like, "Who is this weirdo???" :P

That is like the nicest thing anyone besides my mother has ever said to me! *happy tears* You are so nice!

Granted, but now there are a million people waiting outside your door for their turn...and they are all dirty... :P

Synyster Shadows
May 9th, 2013, 05:13 AM
who? me?

Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2013, 12:54 PM
The above poster needs to make wishes

I wish my computer was faster

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 02:16 PM
Granted, but now you can't keep up.

I wish I had pie.

Synyster Shadows
May 9th, 2013, 02:26 PM
Granted, but it's 20 years old.

I wish I didn't have to do these stupid standardized state-wide tests.

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 02:44 PM
Eww...
I know! I hate them..what's the point!?
Granted, but then you have to repeat the 7th/8th grade (whichever you are in)

I wish...I was physic

Synyster Shadows
May 9th, 2013, 02:45 PM
They say it's to 'improve academic performance.' WTF?

I wish school wasn't so stressful.

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 02:53 PM
I think it's just stupid.
What about my wish? *bats eyelashes innocently*

Granted, but now it kills...

Synyster Shadows
May 9th, 2013, 03:05 PM
I didn't see it at first. sowwy.

Anyways, what do you mean in your wish? I'm confused.

I wish for blueberries.

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 03:09 PM
Granted, but they're poison.

I wish I was psychic...sorry, auto correct does mean things. :P

Synyster Shadows
May 9th, 2013, 03:14 PM
granted, but you can't control your abilities

I wish I didn't know all the assholes at school. I literally only like 5 of my classmates, 5!

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 04:56 PM
Granted, but now those five are 0.

I wish the kids at my school (I don't mean to be mean or cruel...but it's true!) weren't so stupid...I mean, you can't even carry on a conversation with them!

Synyster Shadows
May 9th, 2013, 04:58 PM
Thanks for destroying my happiness, Delaney! ;)

Granted but now you're the dumbest one

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 05:01 PM
*has punished Andrew for not wishing anything*

You ruined mine too! ;)

I wish I had gotten higher SAT scores.

Synyster Shadows
May 9th, 2013, 05:03 PM
:lol3: then we're even!

Granted but now you failed to keep up with your classmates.

I wish I didn't have this annoying medical problem

Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2013, 05:05 PM
Granted but now you have an even worse mental problem

I wish I could get off of my meds

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 05:06 PM
Granted, but ... hmm... err... now you fell in a pile of mud because... err... okay, you just did! :P

I wish my dog followed me around.

Synyster Shadows
May 9th, 2013, 05:08 PM
Granted, but now you can't control it.

I wish I had higher self-esteem

Ghareth
May 9th, 2013, 05:10 PM
Granted, but now that you are so confident people think you're stuck up so you're the only one who likes you.

I wish I had a monkey.

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 05:10 PM
Granted, but now you're a self-centered douche.

*Granted, but it chews your hair, so your hair looks horrible*

I wish I wasn't so negative.

Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2013, 05:11 PM
Granted but now you're annoying

I wish my bf would have more time for me

CharlieHorse
May 9th, 2013, 06:55 PM
Granted but now you're annoying

I wish my bf would have more time for me

Granted. No ruining here :)

I wish for a Yamaha SVC-110sk electric cello :/ I'm going to get a job this summer and get enough money to buy one they cost like $2500 :/!

Cheap considering it's an instrument, but it's still a chunka money... my acoustic cello costs around $4600. And it needs new strings, so add in another $200 :/

I hate money

Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2013, 06:58 PM
Granted but you have to work in a Chinese sweat shop for a year to get it

I wish it was summer

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 07:40 PM
Granted, but you burn under the sun.

I wish you wouldn't ruin my wishes.

Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2013, 07:44 PM
Granted but you have to chill with me for the afternoon

I wish my bf was with me now

CharlieHorse
May 9th, 2013, 08:36 PM
Granted. But you have to tell me about this new bf of yours :P

I wish for straight As

Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2013, 08:39 PM
Granted but you have to school 24/7 till the end of summer

I wish people would quit asking me to cam with them

CharlieHorse
May 9th, 2013, 09:37 PM
Granted but you have to school 24/7 till the end of summer

I wish people would quit asking me to cam with them

...Cam with me 0_0...











Jk :P
Granted but you have to buy me an electric cello :/

I wish for new shoes.

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 09:40 PM
Granted, but they have holes at the bottom. :D :P

I never see my Arcade buddies in the chatroom~

I wish for a bunny!

Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2013, 09:45 PM
Granted but it dies after you get it

I wish there was a decent conversation in the chatroom

BebeFleur.
May 9th, 2013, 09:50 PM
:o *cries hysterically* How *gasp* could *gasp* youuuuuuuuu? :'(

Granted, but you never see it since you are never in there. *gasp*

I *gasp* wish *gasp* for *gasp* my *gasp* bunny *gasp* to *gasp* be *gasp* aliveeeeee

Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2013, 09:55 PM
I used to go to the chatroom sooo actually it was really easy.

Granted but it costs you all your sassiness

I wish my bf had the night off

CharlieHorse
May 10th, 2013, 12:19 AM
I wish the chatroom worked for me :/

Granted but he's too tired and falls asleep I'm the bathtub and snores loudly.

I wish for that darned SVC-110sk cello again :/

CharlieHorse
May 10th, 2013, 12:20 AM
Sounds like me.. :cry:

Thank you.

U can has my bunny:
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/bunny-cute-19.jpg

Abyssal Echo
May 10th, 2013, 12:29 AM
I wish the chatroom worked for me :/

Granted but he's too tired and falls asleep I'm the bathtub and snores loudly.

I wish for that darned SVC-110sk cello again :/

Granted but you have to do a solo concert in front of a full house at Carnegie Hall to get it

CharlieHorse
May 10th, 2013, 12:35 AM
Granted but you have to do a solo concert in front of a full house at Carnegie Hall to get it

Well, I've played at the Kennedy Center in d.c. on stage, so I could do that too :P

Abyssal Echo
May 10th, 2013, 12:37 AM
cool :)
I wish for tickets to Charlies next concert

CharlieHorse
May 10th, 2013, 01:24 AM
cool :)
I wish for tickets to Charlies next concert

Granted but I pussy out and I don't perform. Then everyone hates me and I loose my musician career.

I wish for an electric motorcycle.

Abyssal Echo
May 10th, 2013, 01:28 AM
Granted but there is nowhere to recharge it so you have to leave it where the battery died. it gets stolen before you get back to pick it up.

I wish for a ride on a real Unicorn

CharlieHorse
May 10th, 2013, 01:32 AM
Granted but there is nowhere to recharge it so you have to leave it where the battery died. it gets stolen before you get back to pick it up.

I wish for a ride on a real Unicorn

Me too... :/ unfortunately unicorns don't exist.
I wish for a pet rabbit.

Abyssal Echo
May 10th, 2013, 02:10 AM
neither do Dragons but I still want one.

Granted but BeBe Fleur steals it from you when your not looking.

I wish for a few nice days

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 11:31 AM
granted, but then the world ends

I wish it was next sunday already!

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 12:31 PM
Granted, but you have to make up all the homework you missed.

I wish I could stop thinking about my crush. :/

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 12:56 PM
Granted, but after you get over him/her, he/she tells you that they've been crushing on you for a long time :)
And y'all live happily ever after n stuff. :)


I wish for a crush

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 01:05 PM
Yeah, that'll never happen in my case. :(

Granted, but she's a total bitch that takes advantage of you.

I wish life came with an instruction manual.

Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2013, 01:21 PM
Granted but its in Chinese

I wish it was Summer

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 01:23 PM
Now what if I told you I could read Chinese? :o

*Access Denied. You may not wish the same wish.*

I wish I spoke French fluently.

Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2013, 01:26 PM
Granted but you try doing it in South Korea and no one can understand you

I wish I could stay online

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 01:32 PM
Granted, but then your mom is maddddd. :P

I wish I could find something to take my mind off of my crush.

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 01:36 PM
granted but you get a new crush and he's even harder to not think about

I wish I didn't know so many annoying people at school

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 01:37 PM
Granted...but now you don't know anyone...

I wish...I didn't have to make a wish.

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 01:40 PM
Granted but nobody else in the world speaks frenchie.
I wish for a unicorn gf :/

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 01:40 PM
hmm...granted, but then you get banned from this thread.

i wish I had a crush that I actually have the courage to talk to.

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 01:45 PM
Granted but this is your crush: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Orange_Crush_bottle.jpg

I wish RainbowDash was my daughter so I could take care of her and raise her and love her. :) I'd be a great dad.
#mylittledashie

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 01:46 PM
Granted, but since I don't have the courage and you do and I am jealous, I take back that granting of the wish.

I wish my crush wasn't so hard to talk to.

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 01:46 PM
granted but you die for unknown reasons

I wish for more daylight so I can stay outside later

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 01:49 PM
I die? What?

Granted, but now you never sleep and die sleep deprivation.

I wish I was confident in myself.

Ghareth
May 12th, 2013, 02:41 PM
Granted but now everyone thinks you're stuck up.

I wish I had a later bedtime.

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 02:45 PM
Granted but you cant sleep.
I wish for a gf once again :(
y m I so pathetic :???

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 02:46 PM
Granted...But I don't want to ruin it :) (This is gonna kill Andrew... :P)

I wish for a bf <3

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 02:47 PM
granted :)

I wish Andrew didn't kill so many people :/

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 02:52 PM
Granted...but now he kills our dear wishes...

I wish I will make it into the All-State band next year.

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 03:15 PM
Granted, but you're the only one

I wish for a new violin. Mine's crappy

Ghareth
May 12th, 2013, 03:18 PM
Ganted but it's a Stradivarious so ur not allowed to play it.

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 03:33 PM
I wish for...a less pathetic life

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 03:34 PM
granted, but now you have too much to do

i wish for a gf

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 03:36 PM
Granted. :) No ruining...

No we are all in a relationship xD

I wish...for...a friend. Just one good friend.

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 03:40 PM
what? I'm not your friend? *sobs*

I wish for corn on the cob. I have a sudden urge for it. dunno why

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 03:48 PM
*hug* I'm sorry. :) You are actually one of the best friends I have had, which is saying a lot seeing as how I barely know you. :/

Granted...but now your teeth fall out.

I wish for salsa and chips...random craving...

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 03:50 PM
granted but the salsa's too spicy for you

I wish for a Steinway grand piano

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 03:52 PM
Granted...but you receive it by having it dropped on your head from a tall building.

I wish I had better communication skills.

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 03:53 PM
granted but you lose your voice somehow, forever

I wish for a plate of meatballs

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 03:54 PM
That.Is.Like.My.Worst.Nightmare.

Granted, but they are poison.

I wish I had confidence.

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 03:55 PM
granted, no ruining

I wish for spaghetti

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 03:58 PM
Aww :) <3

Granted, but it's only a single noodle.

I wish posts in the arcade counted xD

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 04:00 PM
granted but now nothing else does. :what:

I wish girls didn't think I was so weird

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 04:03 PM
Granted...no ruining... You are so nice! <3

I wish people didn't think I was weird.

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 04:04 PM
thanks Della. :kisscheek:

granted...no ruining. You're nicer.

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 04:10 PM
I wish I could change my life.

I wish I was good at something.

I wish I had good friends.

I wish I could be in a good relationship.

I wish I had a lot of money.

I wish I was 4 years older, with a career, a house, a car. My own life.

I wish I didn't want to die sometimes.

I wish we could all hang out in real life.

I wish I was a better person.
:/

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 04:11 PM
all granted, no ruining

I wish I wasn't such a coward

Silicate Wielder
May 12th, 2013, 04:33 PM
Granted, but your so brave you die trying to leap from one side to the other of the grand canyon.

I wish I were better at drawing short Manga.

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 05:14 PM
granted but you have no pencils

I wish Snookers would come back. I miss her :(

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 05:17 PM
I wish I could grant that...But you have meeee. :)

I wish people wouldn't make fun of me because of my body. :(

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 05:26 PM
Granted

I wish for a kiss :/

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 05:31 PM
Granted :)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuaZoGD4u_FooI4i_PmS0EM7zm4sF4yKAtETnRmMSblGIKsTIoWw

I wish for a kiss <3

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 05:33 PM
Granted :)

image (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuaZoGD4u_FooI4i_PmS0EM7zm4sF4yKAtETnRmMSblGIKsTIoWw)

I wish for a kiss <3

Coming right up:
http://www.danijustis.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kiss.jpg
I wanna hug :/

Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2013, 05:35 PM
Granted but its from one of my Pitt bulls

I wish my bf didn't have to work so much

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 05:37 PM
Granted, you have to work then.

I wish all y'all lived on the same street as me. There's a nice open park with nice grass and a huge garden and a playground we can all be goofs at. It's like a 5 second walk.
What if VT was a whole city?
That's be great.
The p101 street would be so 0_o all the time :P

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 05:38 PM
Granted :)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/de84426f25e6bf383afa8b5118b85770/tumblr_mf10j874eu1rdw96to1_400.gif

I wish people actually texted me for a reason besides homework help.

SamanthaMaciel
May 12th, 2013, 05:38 PM
granted, but he gets hit by a car and ends up in the hospital for months


I wish my life didnt suck :/

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 05:38 PM
Oooh, VT city...that would be so cool... :P

Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2013, 05:46 PM
yup it would be :) but it gets a virus and is shut down

I wish for a new lap top

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 05:48 PM
Granted, but it doesn't come with the top half.... :P

I wish y'all were in the empty chatroom with me. :/

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 05:52 PM
Granted, but it doesn't come with the top half.... :P

I wish y'all were in the empty chatroom with me. :/

It doesn't work for me. It needs an update :/

I wish my computer was clean.
My bro ate chocolate somethingorother and the whole computer is covered in nasty and greese. :mad:

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 05:53 PM
Ewwww....

Granted..definitely...

I wish laptops didn't smudge.

endless_secrets
May 12th, 2013, 05:59 PM
granted, but they would shut down every ten seconds

i wish for my grandma to come back to life

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 06:02 PM
Granted :) <3

I wish I had the nerve to text my crush... :(

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 06:02 PM
Granted. She is a zombie.

I wish I could play the cello professionally.

endless_secrets
May 12th, 2013, 06:05 PM
granted, but your cello would never sound good.

i wish.....well, i'm not gonna say it again cause someone did ruin it.

i wish for my mom back

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 06:06 PM
Granted. :) <3

I wish I had the nerve to text my crush :/

endless_secrets
May 12th, 2013, 06:08 PM
granted, and he would be with you forever, but he would outlive you.

i wish for my health problems to be healed

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 06:08 PM
Granted. :) <3

I wish I had the nerve to text my crush :/

Go for it!
Right now text "Hi :)". It will surely strike up a nice conversation. That's all it takes :) he'll like that you are interested in him :).

I wish I had my crush's # so I could text her :P

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 06:09 PM
granted, and he would be with you forever, but he would outlive you.

i wish for my health problems to be healed

Granted:)

Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2013, 06:10 PM
I wish the above poster would make a wish

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 06:11 PM
I wish the above poster would make a wish

I wish you saw that I did wish for something :p

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 06:12 PM
Oyy..I would never do that... He'd be like 0_o WTF is she texting me for????

Granted...Too bad you don't know her number...you should get it :)

I wish I could subtly flirt and he would pick up on it...But noooo...

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 06:21 PM
Oyy..I would never do that... He'd be like 0_o WTF is she texting me for????

Granted...Too bad you don't know her number...you should get it :)

I wish I could subtly flirt and he would pick up on it...But noooo...

Nuuuu you can say hi :) jump up and down 10 times, flex your superhero muscles, yell into a pillow, tell yourself I'm going to do this! , grab your phone and send that cute guy a little "hi" :).

I can't. She wouldn't give it to me anyway... :/ I'm not her type. And we'd never work out.
We're better as friends.

You can. Say hi first :)

I wish i was the doctors companion. :)

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 06:24 PM
Ehh...no :(

Awww :(

I say hi and he says, "Hi. What was the homework for math?" *sigh*

Granted

I wish I could just forget about my crush. :(

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 06:26 PM
I say hi and he says, "Hi. What was the homework for math?" *sigh*

Then you say "the math teacher assigned ME for homework. ;)"
Jk don't actually say that.
Ask if you'd like to do the math together?

Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2013, 06:27 PM
Granted but you have to put up with annoying me
Ninja'd by a NON WISHER
I wish this day was over

BebeFleur.
May 12th, 2013, 06:28 PM
Oh god I just fell out of my chair xD

Yeah...too awkward...not happening...

I wish I could just forget about him.

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 06:37 PM
Granted.
Now you can't forget about another cute guy. :P

I wish Mattie and I could hang so he didn't wish that this day would be over :)

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 08:45 PM
granted, but you only get to see him for 5 minutes

I wish I wasn't such a loser.

CharlieHorse
May 12th, 2013, 08:56 PM
granted, but you only get to see him for 5 minutes

I wish I wasn't such a loser.

Granted. You're a famous musician. But you have no instruments. :/

I wish for a motorcycle.

Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2013, 08:59 PM
granted, but it breaks down on the first ride and you don't have any way to call for help because you're in the desert.

I wish for more true friends that I can trust.

CharlieHorse
May 13th, 2013, 12:42 AM
Granted :)

I wish I could be more stable.

Abyssal Echo
May 13th, 2013, 12:46 AM
Granted :)

I wish I wasn't Bi-Polar

CharlieHorse
May 13th, 2013, 01:02 AM
Granted me too :/

I wish I got a fantastic sleep tonight and I woke up tomorrow morning feeling fantastic and ready to punch the day in the face!

Abyssal Echo
May 13th, 2013, 01:26 AM
lol ! tonight is almost gone for you Cali boi :P
Granted but you have to be in bed before Midnight or u'll turn into a Zombie.

I wish this computer would quit screwing up

Synyster Shadows
May 13th, 2013, 05:07 AM
granted but it explodes. IDK...

i wish to have less self-doubt. It holds me back in everything I do.

The LOLer
May 13th, 2013, 09:14 AM
Granted but now everyone's envious of you.

I wish for a tablet with more space.

Kacey
May 13th, 2013, 09:29 AM
Granted but the technology becomes really outdated the next week

I wish I had a slice of pizza

The LOLer
May 13th, 2013, 09:59 AM
Granted but It tastes like crap, literally.

I want a million dollars.

Abyssal Echo
May 13th, 2013, 01:07 PM
Granted but the day after you get it the value of the Dollar collapses making it worthless.

I wish this day was over

CharlieHorse
May 14th, 2013, 12:08 AM
Granted. Hello tomorrow! :D

I wish I had more energy during the day.

Abyssal Echo
May 14th, 2013, 12:23 AM
Granted :)

I wish I had a rock big enough to cover the hole I'm going to crawl into.

CharlieHorse
May 14th, 2013, 12:49 AM
Granted but I pull you out of your hole, and give you a hug because you're my friend and I love you :) <3

I wish I could absorb sadness leaving people happy. :)

jayyy-lmao
May 14th, 2013, 11:58 AM
Granted, but you will eventually go mad with sadness.

I wish for a relationship.

Synyster Shadows
May 14th, 2013, 01:31 PM
granted, but then you realize that you're with a controlling bitch.

I wish I had better vision.

CharlieHorse
May 14th, 2013, 01:52 PM
Granted. But you have no ears.

I wish I was a super genius.

Kacey
May 14th, 2013, 02:02 PM
Granted but you'll be stuck at work 24/7 no breaks

i wish i had a tv in my room

Synyster Shadows
May 14th, 2013, 02:09 PM
Granted, but it only has one station.

I wish I wasn't so bitter.

BebeFleur.
May 14th, 2013, 03:34 PM
Granted, but now people take advantage of you.

I wish I could make it as 1st chair next year in my county's all-county band.

Synyster Shadows
May 14th, 2013, 03:37 PM
Granted, but you're the only one in the all-county band.

I wish I was better at drawing

Abyssal Echo
May 14th, 2013, 05:03 PM
Granted but they quit making drawing paper

I wish I could loose weight

The LOLer
May 14th, 2013, 05:13 PM
Granted but they quit making drawing paper



Tablets exist

The LOLer
May 14th, 2013, 05:16 PM
Granted but you like chocolate more.

I wish I could swallow 100% of my food.

SkatingHero
May 14th, 2013, 10:17 PM
Granted, but you have no digestive system.


I wish that you don't grant my wish.

WickedWeekend
May 15th, 2013, 02:12 AM
Granted, but I instead blow up the Moon.

I wish I was a famous rapper.

SkatingHero
May 15th, 2013, 06:44 AM
Granted. You are now the foil wrapper on a Hershey's bar.


I wish for a puppy

The LOLer
May 15th, 2013, 07:44 AM
Granted, but the puppy eats your face off.

I wish for world peace.

SammieRose
May 15th, 2013, 08:06 AM
Granted, but the earth will implode in 3....2.....1....

I wish my wish was wishing wishes were the wisher will wish wishing was granted when granting is granted.

The LOLer
May 15th, 2013, 09:11 AM
Granted, but I take your wishes away.

I wish for a ninja turtle pet.

Synyster Shadows
May 15th, 2013, 04:15 PM
Granted, but it kills you and frees itself

I wish I didn't have such a strong gag reflex

CharlieHorse
May 15th, 2013, 04:17 PM
Granted but u have to give every guy in the world a bj.
I wish for a pet rabbit.

Synyster Shadows
May 15th, 2013, 04:20 PM
C'mon, Charlie? Really? That's just wrong, man.

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish I wasn't so bad at public speaking

SammieRose
May 15th, 2013, 04:35 PM
Granted but you can only deliver speeches to the deaf and blind.

Wish I could make any outfit the perfect outfit.

CharlieHorse
May 15th, 2013, 06:44 PM
Granted but you can only have one and it gets stained with grape juice.

I wish my neck didn't hurt :(

Jevon
May 15th, 2013, 07:05 PM
Granted but your neck is chopped off

I wish I didn't have to take my geometry test tomorrow

Abyssal Echo
May 15th, 2013, 07:24 PM
Granted but you have to retake Geometry in summer school

I wish school was over

The LOLer
May 15th, 2013, 07:25 PM
Granted, but you still have a trigonometry test.
I wish I was a dinosaur.

CharlieHorse
May 15th, 2013, 07:25 PM
Granted. You are extinct.
I wish I was a pony!

Abyssal Echo
May 15th, 2013, 07:27 PM
Granted but your stuck in a stall with no shade

I wish Charlie lived closer

The LOLer
May 15th, 2013, 07:30 PM
Granted but you have to retake Geometry in summer school

I wish school was over

Damnit

The LOLer
May 15th, 2013, 07:33 PM
Granated, but U have to reake your current grade
I wish it the 80s.

The LOLer
May 15th, 2013, 07:34 PM
Granted but your stuck in a stall with no shade

I wish Charlie lived closer

Fuck wats goin on

Abyssal Echo
May 15th, 2013, 07:35 PM
Wishes being RUINED...that's what :D

The LOLer
May 15th, 2013, 07:38 PM
I wish midnight queen would go to mars! :(

Abyssal Echo
May 15th, 2013, 07:44 PM
granted but you have to ride on the outside of the spaceship then you're lost in space.

I wish for a steak and Lobster dinner

The LOLer
May 15th, 2013, 08:28 PM
Granted, but you get a live lobster and a live cow.
I wish I as a turtle.

Abyssal Echo
May 15th, 2013, 08:32 PM
Granted but someone catches you a turns you into turtle soup

I wish Charlie would talk to me

wally
May 15th, 2013, 08:36 PM
Charlie's mouth got sewn shut..

I wish I could have a pet penguin

CharlieHorse
May 15th, 2013, 08:37 PM
Granted but someone catches you a turns you into turtle soup

I wish Charlie would talk to me


i'll talk to u Mattie:) where should we chat"


Charlie's mouth got sewn shut..

I wish I could have a pet penguin

granted. It gets turned into a pie

I wish I could hang out with Mattie in real life :/

Synyster Shadows
May 16th, 2013, 04:50 AM
granted, but only for 5 minutes

i wish I had more confidence around girls.

Sweet Smart Smexi
May 16th, 2013, 05:00 AM
Granted, but they don't like you

I wish for rum balls!

SammieRose
May 16th, 2013, 07:54 AM
Granted but they are from 1981.

I wish they put reputation back on the forums.

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 09:35 AM
Granted, but u get banned.

I wish for my mom to make spaghetti.

Abyssal Echo
May 16th, 2013, 10:36 AM
Granted but she makes Spinach spaghetti

I wish I felt better

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 12:23 PM
Granted but your sickness or whatever goes to someone you love an kills them.

I wish I could walk.

SammieRose
May 16th, 2013, 12:30 PM
Granted, but only on Jupiter

I wish for school to be 20 minutes long.

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 12:33 PM
Granted, but the days only an hour long.

I wish I could fly.

Synyster Shadows
May 16th, 2013, 01:34 PM
granted, but you fall into the ocean and drown

I wish people understood me better

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 01:54 PM
Granted, but no no one WANTS to understand.
I wish I could draw.

Sweet Smart Smexi
May 16th, 2013, 03:28 PM
Granted but you can only draw mice!

I wish that my teacher is nice

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 03:31 PM
Granted but everybody else hates you.

I wish I was attractive

Sweet Smart Smexi
May 16th, 2013, 03:38 PM
Granted but only your teacher so

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 03:40 PM
You didn't do a wish

Sweet Smart Smexi
May 16th, 2013, 04:03 PM
I wish to be promoted to Owner of the Safety Nerds

CharlieHorse
May 16th, 2013, 04:18 PM
Granted. You're the only one in the group.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream with Hershey's chocolate sauce on it.

Abyssal Echo
May 16th, 2013, 04:20 PM
Granted but you have to share it with all the Bronies on VT

I wish I could spend the summer in Cali

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 05:11 PM
Granted but every other day you live in anartica.
I wish Mattie liked me... :(

BebeFleur.
May 16th, 2013, 05:37 PM
Granted, but he never talks to you.

I wish for a piccolo...Or at least a cheaper renting price :/

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 05:59 PM
Granted but I brak it

I wish I didn't just soil myself

Abyssal Echo
May 16th, 2013, 06:08 PM
granted but on your way somewhere you fall into a mud hole

I wish he would say thanks for the add

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 06:13 PM
Thanks for the add

Granted, but now you crap your pants

I wish I could walk again

Abyssal Echo
May 16th, 2013, 06:24 PM
granted but you do it with crap running down your legs

I wish I could drive my truck some place other than the back yard

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 07:05 PM
Granted, but you crash every time.
I wish I was Mattie's sex toy.

CharlieHorse
May 16th, 2013, 07:06 PM
Granted. That would be hilarious.
He bites your head off.

I wish I invented diet (no calorie) ice cream.

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 07:19 PM
(Sounds gross)

Granted. No one buys it.

I wish The Beatles came back

SkatingHero
May 16th, 2013, 09:02 PM
granted, but then I shot them.

I wish for another wish

Abyssal Echo
May 16th, 2013, 09:04 PM
granted but I take it from you.

I wish it was Friday night

The LOLer
May 16th, 2013, 09:10 PM
Granted but after Friday comes Monday.
I wish I was a zombie.

Abyssal Echo
May 16th, 2013, 09:16 PM
Granted but then you get chopped to pieces

I wish this day was over

Sweet Smart Smexi
May 17th, 2013, 03:09 AM
Granted but the next day comes
I wish for true love

Jae Ostraes
May 17th, 2013, 04:18 AM
Granted! But It Is Only Made In China. Aww..
I Wish To Have A Time MAchine.