Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Snookers]

granted, but you mysteriously die in your first day.

I wish for a slave.

[PinkFloyd]

You do... but The slave uses reverse psycology on you and makes YOU his or her slave

I want every gun in the world.

[CharlieHorse]

Ninja but mines better
Granted :D I'll do anything you want me to Miss Snookers ;)
...
..
.
Granted. you drown in all of your guns.

I wish for more winter break.

[Snookers]

I'd rip your jugulars. :proud:

Granted, but you forget how to write/read and get expelled from school.

[CharlieHorse]

...wow...
A wish Miss Snookers?

[Snookers]

crap, did it again.

I wish to never do stupid things again.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but it is the mistakes we make that allow us to learn, and therefore you never learn anything for the rest of your life.
I wish for some Ultrasone hfi-580 headphones. I'm an audiophile.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they are made with acid based chemicals and destroy your ears

I wish it was yesterday

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. Me too.
I wish for a really close friend.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Granted. But then you decide you guys should start dating, then you break up and things are never the same.

I wish for a pony.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, which one? :p

[CharlieHorse]

I wish for a nice girl to come and massage my aching back muscles. :)
Then I'd massage her back.
Massaging is kind of cool, and the anatomy of the muscles are pretty neat. :p

[Abyssal Echo]

I wish you'd make a wish

[CharlieHorse]

I did! :p

[ReginaGeorge]

I wish you'd make a wish also.

[CharlieHorse]

I wish for a nice girl to come and massage my aching back muscles. :)
Then I'd massage her back.
Massaging is kind of cool, and the anatomy of the muscles are pretty neat. :p


i did! This here ↑




I wish you'd make a wish also.

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[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but its me that gives you massage, people say that I'm good

I wish I had money

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but all the banks fail so its only good for toilet paper

I wish for 2 week paid vacation to Austrailia

[Snookers]

granted, but the plane that you use to travel there gets bombed whilst you're on it.

I wish to sleep.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you can only fall asleep if you are cuddled with someone, and there's nobody else In the world. :]
I wish for sleep too

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but your dreams are filled with Zombies chasing you

I wish for a horse

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but instead you get a live pony from My Little Ponies.

I wish to be part of the cast in To-LOVE-Ru.

[CharlieHorse]

granted, but instead you get a live pony from my little ponies.


no fair!! :d


Granted.but the show gets canceled.
I wish for cuddles

[Silicate Wielder]

You get to cuddle with a venomous snake.

I wish To-LOVE-Ru to not get canceled and have 5 more seasons :3

[CharlieHorse]

You get to cuddle with a venomous snake.

I wish To-LOVE-Ru to not get canceled and have 5 more seasons :3

Granted, each episode is, 0.001 seconds long.

[Abyssal Echo]

I wish the poster above me would make a wish

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but this page 404's everytime you try to visit it.

I wish for live a happy life :3

[BrainDamage]

Granted but after your life you go to purgatory

I wish for everyone to be upside down .-.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but we all pass out because there's too much blood in our heads.
I wisha fo mo music!

[Snookers]

granted, but you get deaf.

I wish to have curly hair

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but a spider now lives in your luscious curls ;)
I wish for a nice breakfast waiting for me tomorrow morning, :).

[Snookers]

granted, but it's poisoned

I wish I could sing

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but you have to continue singing forever nonstop. :D
I wish I could dance.

[Snookers]

granted, but your legs fall off

I wish for school to burn in hell.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted
You get bored and wish for it back.
I wish for a better school system so we can all be happy.

[ReginaGeorge]

Granted but school now lasts full time for the whole duration of your life.

I wish for a good singing voice.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but no one shows up for your concert

I wish for a new lap top

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted but it's not a laptop instead its a freaking RAMAC and it bursts into flames and burns your town to the ground, you are later sent to a top security prision, and get a new RAMAC to use there.

You guys know we had a thread like this all along, right?

http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=22389&highlight=Corrupt-A-Wish

I wish for a bus token. :|

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it burns a hole in your hand before you can use it

I wish for a week in Amsterdam

[Snookers]

Granted but you get murdered in the first day.

I wish to be a telepath

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but your powers only work on Serial killers and it drives you crazy

I wish for a loving caring bf

[Skyline]

granted... im not ruining that one its too sweet :D

i wish i had a pineapple right now

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you only have a pocket knife to cut it up with

I wish for a Iphone 5

[CharlieHorse]

No you don't.
You wish for a galaxy s3 instead and it's perfect and you're very happy :p
I wish for my knife to get here!

[Snookers]

Granted, but you accidentally cut your hand off.

I wish to be a better person

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but your only better at attracting bad boys

I wish for a better house

[TheSocialInspector]

Granted. It burns down.

I wish for a chocolate energy bar.

[Snookers]

Granted, but you choke on it.

I wish to go to a haunted place.

[Troy35216]

granted but it's only haunted by dead hamsters.

i wish it would snow

[Bluebird12]

Granted, but it's only the slushy snow that's just really messy and no fun

I wish for a new laptop

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but as you take it out of the box you drop it and break the screen

I wish for a fenced in yard

[Bluebird12]

Granted, but a cat sits on it all night, every night meowing super loud.

I wish i had a car

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the brakes go out on the way home and you wreck it

[CharlieHorse]

I wish for an electric cello!

[Lovelife090994]

Lest that cello shocks you I wish for peace.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Granted, but then you seriously injure a foreign diplomat in a car accident which causes that country to think it was as an assassination attempt which in result causes World War 3.

I wish for positively nothing.

[Snookers]

Granted, but you get struck by a lighting accidentally.

I wish for a guineea pig.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its really mean and bites you

I wish this school year was over

[Human]

granted but you get sent to 12 months of hard labour instead
i wish for a horse

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it has a rare hoof disease and you can't ride it

I wish for a week with my friend in Austrailia

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, when you get there but you die of a super cold that kills people withing 1 hour after catching it.

I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish.

[Bluebird12]

Granted but...but... :blowup:

I wish that last wish wasn't so confusing

[BrainDamage]

Granted but you go to his funeral, I wish for anti-matter...

[CharlieHorse]

Granted one anti-atom. You accidentally drop it and it goes poof into pure energy.
I wish for a tulpa to be friends with.

[Bluebird12]

Granted but the first thing you say offends them and they dint want to be friends anymore

I wish i didn't have school tomorrow

[CharlieHorse]

Granted
I wish for no school tomorrow as well.

[BrainDamage]

Granted but you both end up flunking because of the test you'll be writing tomorrow...
I wish for no school tomorrow... Oh look my wish was granted let's try another... I wish that I could play portal 2 right now

[Bluebird12]

Granted but you only had this exact moment to play it…and now the moments gone

I wish I wasn't so bored

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you now have shit to deal with.
I wish my dad lived in Mexico by himself and I never had to see him again. Phonecalls MAYBE.

[AkuRokuStalker]

Granted but now you get put up for adoption
I wish I could be happy forever.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted
I wish for that too.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but your stuck alone on a desert island

I wish I had a Iphone 5

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but your stuck alone on a desert island

I wish I had a Iphone 5

No you don't.
I wish I could erase my memory of last night's dream.

[Silicate Wielder]

I wish for a tulpa to be friends with.
then why not make one?

Granted, but for somereason there is a miscommunication and you end up being sued for 900billion dollars.

I wish for the superpower to alter matter.

[janisj182]

mean

[CharlieHorse]

then why not make one?

How? :p

[Abyssal Echo]

then why not make one?

Granted, but for somereason there is a miscommunication and you end up being sued for 900billion dollars.

I wish for the superpower to alter matter.

Granted but your body can't handle it and you turn into an Abobe brick

I wish I could meet my friend in Denmark

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but the flight takes you to my house instead! :)
I wish for a gf AGAIN!

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but.....you have to go to the Everglades to pick her up

I wish for an Apt in China Town

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but.....you have to go to the Everglades to pick her up

I wish for an Apt in China Town

I would travel any distance, or do any feat for her...
...
..
.
Granted, your apt is made of 1mm rice paper and creepy little people are constantly staring at you from other rooms.

I wish for Google glass glasses

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but a plane flys over causing a sonic boom and shaters the glasses

I wish the Arcade Spamily would come back

[CharlieHorse]

I'm still here :)
Who else?

[Abyssal Echo]

I wish the above poster would have made a wish

[Snookers]

Granted, but he dies after he says : "I wish for..."

I wish for some noodles.

[Dooby the potato god]

Granted but they're poisonous and you die.

I wish I had instant download Internet.

[Snookers]

Granted but the hackers ruin it.

I wish for good music.

[Dooby the potato god]

But your ears explode and you can't hear.

I wish there was nothing wrong with anything.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get a terminal disease and can't enjoy it

I wish for a new Mercedes

[CharlieHorse]

too bad, you get a Koenigsegg instead.
i wish for model primer paint...

[Dooby the potato god]

It explodes and kills you.

I wish for an indestructible tank.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you cant afford the fuel to run it

I wish for a new cell phone

[Snookers]

Granted, nokia 3310.

I wish for sunny weather.

[Anonimi]

granted, but it gets so hot you burn in the sun
I wish for a fighter jet that i can fly (and not crashing it)

[Snookers]

Granted, but you accidentally set it on fire.

I wish for a puppy ^^

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its always barking so you get no sleep

I wish for a new laptop

[justinglives]

Granted. But when u power it on it has been infected with an evil virus that wiped out the hard drive.

I wish i could see into the future......

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but one look drives you insane

I wish for a new LCD TV

[CharlieHorse]

granted, you now live in the middle of the Sahara without power.
I wish my dad didn't creep on what I do online.
Hey dad, let's make a deal. I wont creep on your stuff and you wont creep on my stuff. deal? And we shall never discuss this again, and our secrets shall not be heard of by another soul.
...good
and give me back my knife plz

[Abyssal Echo]

thats a wish I don't wish to screw up

I wish I felt better

[Snookers]

Granted, you move to a new country but you die from a mysterious disease.

I wish for new clothes.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the dye in the material causes you to breakout in a very itchy rash

I wish for a new pair of boots

[Snookers]

Granted but a dog pukes on them.

I wish to meet Christina Aguilera.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but she turns out to be a terrible person.
I wish for an electric cello.

[PinkFloyd]

you get it, but it explodes and destroys the universe.

[Abyssal Echo]

I wish the above poster would have made a wish

I wish I didn't have make up work waiting for me when I go back to school

[spoke]

granted, but you have to make up 5 other's work
I wish I was Superman

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but you get killed by a kryptonite missile.
I wish I could play 2 cellos at once.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get your hoofs caught in the strings and can't get out

I wish for a new phone

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you get a Samsung galaxy s3 because they are the best phones ever! :)
I wish for a new case for my s3

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the latch is broke and you can't get it open

I wish I could play the guitar

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. You play the air guitar.
I wish for no school tomorrow.

[zerosix22]

Granted! But now school is 365days a year.


I wish to be fat.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but your soooo big they can't make clothes to fit you

I wish school lunches tasted good

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but you can't move and die of diabeetus.

I wish for a gaming pc

[Abyssal Echo]

Graned but it frys as soon as you turn it on

I wish it was summer

[CharlieHorse]

Granted
I wish it was summer

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted

I wish I could visit my friend in Denmark

[CharlieHorse]

Granted I fly you there but we crash on an island.
I wish I really was a Pegasus pony...

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but your wings are tooo small so you can't fly

I wish I was a Pitt Bull for a day so I could bite my neighbors

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but one of them punts you across the yard for biting him.
I wish for wings that can make me soar like a bird. :)

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but while flying you run into a building and fall to the ground

I wish for some new shirts

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, they're all pony shirts :p
I wish for some pony shirts

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they're all to small for you

I wish for a 12 ga. shotgun

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, it's invisible to everyone else and you have no shells.
I wish for a kiss from ma troo luv.

[Abyssal Echo]

sooorrrry I can't ruin that one

I wish for a box of girl scout thin mint cookies

[CharlieHorse]

Can't ruin that either :p
I wish for a gallon if chocolate milk.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it comes in a glass jug and you have no way to open it

I wish for a deep sea fishing trip

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you forget your clothes and have no money to buy any, and you freeze.
I wish for an awesome tulpa.

[Snookers]

Granted but it spontaneously combust.

I wish for a hoodie.

[CharlieHorse]

Granted you get this:
http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/eee8_rainbow_dash_hoodie.jpg
I wish for that hoodie.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its a size to small and its pink with blue eyes

I wish for a driveable 4x4 truck

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, it is 1/50th size and it goes 0.05mph

[Abyssal Echo]

the above poster is pretty cool for a pony but I wish he'd make a wish

[CharlieHorse]

I wish for a sammich!

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its an ice cream spammich covered in musturd

I wish Charlie was closer

[CharlieHorse]

Granted
I wish Mattie was closer
Don't ruin that
I wish for $5

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to work everyday till summer vacation for it

I wish my vet charged less

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, but you no longer have a pet.
I wish my cello bow was rehaired.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it wasn't done right and catches on fire

I wish I had less home work

[CharlieHorse]

Granted.
More school work to compensate.
I wish for a miniature harmless pet tiger.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get attacked by the Dragon that came with it

I wish I could think of something cool for in my thread

[Snookers]

Granted but your friend calls you and you talk to him for awhile. When returning back you forget the marvelous idea you had.

I wish to stop eating junk food.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you turn into a green Vegan

I wish for a case of girl scout thin mint cookies

[BrainDamage]

It gave you aids and the aids had rabies...

I wish to burn in acid

[Mob Boss]

Someone jerks you out before you actually touch the acid?

I wish I was on a beautiful beach right now.

[Dooby the potato god]

*I could make an innuendo out of what you said, but I won't. :P*

Granted, but you look into the sun and burn out your retinas.

I wish my imagination would come back, I miss it. :c

[Mob Boss]

Which part? :huh:

Granted, but it's perverted. hah

I wish I had a tiny house in Greece.

[Dooby the potato god]

Someone jerks you out
I'm so sorry. Dx

Granted but it turns into a massive villa instead. (I didn't really want to ruin that wish because I want a house in Greece too xD)

I wish I had wings (that I could use) / the ability to fly.

[Mob Boss]

Wow.... <_<

Granted, but you gain a ton of weight and they can't lift you.

I wish I could go back in time.

[Dooby the potato god]

I know, I'm sorry. s:

Granted but you travel back in time to see some dinosaurs and get eaten.

I wish everyone was happy.

[Liz May]

Granted, but you have to live in afghanistan for the rest of ur life.

I wish i had a boyfriend

[Dooby the potato god]

If everyone was happy it wouldn't matter. ;D

Granted, but he's evil and tries to murder you.

I wish I had infinite wishes that cause no ill effects unless I make them do it.

[BrainDamage]

Granted but today is opposite day...

I wish for a Llama

[Snookers]

Granted but it kills you.

I wish for better grades at school.

[CharlieHorse]

Me too.
I wish for incredible painting skills

[Jonathan1998]

Granted but you are expected to make a famous painting daily :)

I wish to speak Japanese

[Chimpchar]

Granted, but you become mute.


I wish there were no disabilities.

[TheSocialInspector]

Granted, but the wish is only fulfilled on inanimate objects.

I wish for a big ass life-size version of Black Rock Shooter.

[TheSocialInspector]

Granted, but the wish is only fulfilled on inanimate objects.

I wish for a big ass life-size version of Black Rock Shooter.

[Foamy]

Granted, but you become a giant so it is a miniature replica instead.

I wish I had my drivers license.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but all you can drive is a city bus

I wish it was summer

[Foamy]

Granted, but you get the summer in Alaska.

I wish school was over.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get locked in the building for most of the summer

I wish my truck was fixed

[CharlieHorse]

Granted. You have no gasoline.
I wish it was 5pm now.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but u'd have to be in bed by 5:30

I wish I could move back to So Cali

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but u'd have to be in bed by 5:30

I wish I could move back to So Cali

Granted

I wish Mattie moved back to Cali
PS I like your pussy. :P lol

(The avatar i mean)

[Synyster Shadows]

I wish I had more confidence around my crush, or girls in general

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its only while you're playing the Cello.

I wish my VT friends lived closer to me.

[Snookers]

Granted but after they move in your neighbourhood you move to the North pole.

I wish to sleep.

[BebeFleur.]

Your wish has been granted*!

*However, after you fell asleep you had a horrible dream about being dangled from a cliff over the ocean, and you could not wake up. And as a result, you could not escape from you house when your fire alarm went off when you left your curling iron on too close to your clothes, which caught fire, which then in turn set your house on fire. Now, not only is your hair straight and boring, but also burned.

Thank you for doing business with RAWF! :)


I wish for a unicorn!

[Abyssal Echo]

for granting her wish and not making a wish you have to stand outside all night.

I wish my friend would send an add request on Skype

[CharlieHorse]

I wish for a unicorn!

Well... y'know... I am... a unicorn... :/

[CharlieHorse]

for granting her wish and not making a wish you have to stand outside all night.

I wish my friend would send an add request on Skype

Granted. But he turns out to be someone you don't know at all and is creepy n stuff.

I wish I could add all of you guys on like Skype or Facebook or something so that I'll always have a way to talk to y'all years later.

[BebeFleur.]

I did too wish for something! <3

Granted~But we turn around and delete you... *heartbreak*

[Abyssal Echo]

I wish for a new pair of hiking shoes

[BebeFleur.]

Wish granted! However, they are awfully heavy and smell somewhat like hotdogs, so when you went hiking a bear started chasing you. Your hiking boots got caught in a rock. Bam. You're in the hospital.

I wish that I could understand Tumblr better.

[CharlieHorse]

I did too wish for something!

You wished for a unicorn, i am a unicorn, and you got me :)




I wish that I could understand Tumblr better.

Granted, me too :/ lol

[CharlieHorse]

I did too wish for something!

You wished for a unicorn, i am a unicorn, and you got me :)




I wish that I could understand Tumblr better.

Granted, me too :/ lol

I wish for a bunny

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it turns into a cuddle bear and smothers you.

I wish I could sleep

[Snookers]

Granted, but are forever trapped in the world of dreams.

I wish to change my hair colour.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it turns a terrible shade of green

I wish it would quit raining

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted, but it's the color of dung

I wish for a new guitar

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but instead it snows 24".

Granted, but it's a child's play toy, not a real guitar.

I wish for it to be 5 years from now.

[Snookers]

Granted but an apocalypse comes and everyone dies.

I wish for a lighter.

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but it is broken.

I wish for a rainbow unicorn.

[CharlieHorse]

sorry, the only rainbow pony is Dashie, and she's not a unicorn. :(

I wish for no school tomorrow.

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but it turns out there was a lottery at your school when you weren't there. You got drawn for the "Skip School Forever Pass", but since you weren't there you lost out.

I wish food had 0 calories.

[CharlieHorse]

granted.
You starve to death.
I wish for "low calorie" ice cream.

[BebeFleur.]

Granted. I beat you to it. It's gone now.

I wish I was magical.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but you can't control or learn to control your new abilities

I wish I had more true friends.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they are all nerds and play Cellos

I wish I had a better phone

[CharlieHorse]

Granted you have a Galaxy S4. The best phone on the market to date :)

I wish for a gf :/ again

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted :D

I wish my last suicide attempt would have been sucessful

[CharlieHorse]

Granted :D

I wish my last suicide attempt would have been sucessful

No no no no no no no Mattie no :(
Please don't ever try to do this. Please...

Please. I really care about you Mattie. Please don't hurt yourself. You're such a wonderful sweet guy, and you'll find a place to be and you'll be happy. Everything will get better.
I love you Mattie, and I'll be really sad if you go. I'd buy a plane ticket to go to where you are and hug you and be with you if I could.
Everything will be better.

[Synyster Shadows]

Don't do it, matt. things will get better

[BebeFleur.]

We all <3 you :)

[Synyster Shadows]

Seriously, Delaney, how do I keep seeing you everywhere?

anyways, I wish I had a Corvette

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the engine is no good

I wish it was summer time

[BebeFleur.]

Because I am amazing! <3 ;)

Granted, but Summer=July=4th of July=Fireworks=Your hearing loss.

I wish people actually liked me.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its only blind people that like you

I wish I didn't have to take meds