Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but it crashes

I wish for next week to go quicker than this one has

[Atlantis]

Granted, but the week after next week goes even slower.

I wish to be happy ~

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but that's the only emotion you can ever feel (what's up?) adventitious

I wish you peace. LMAO Not really, that's the song I'm currently listening to so I thought I'd just tell that joke.

I wish I wouldn't always get cold when I'm home alone.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but you're never home alone anymore.

I wish Sanders won

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but he dies because he's old and the US is better off.

I wish I could revise without getting distracted.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but now you never distract, leading to a life of studying and revising and more studying.

I wish 'L' and 'R' switched places in the alphabet

[Bluebyrd]

Glanted but that means that evely wold with 'R' ol 'L' in it changes so you have to lerean a rot of wolds in the dictionaly and they wirr arr be rike this.

I wish your wish didn't make me think.

[SkyClad33605]

Granted! But now you are brain dead.

I wish I always had exact change.

[Natacha]

Granted. But now you're in a coffin.

I wish I had a boyfriend

[abcdeqwe]

Granted. But Shawn Mendes can treat you better.

I wish I also had a boyfriend

[Barbara.]

Granted but he turned out to be a she.


Wishing for a real prince for real true love .

[ska8er]

Granted but if u kiss him he might turn into a frog.
I wish I had a magic lamp.

[Shiny Moon]

Granted, but it has an evil genie inside.
I wish I was a doctor.

[Spooky_Eli]

granted, but you can only be a witch doctor,

i wish to be a young upstart in hollywood
(hm, lets see what ya'll can do to this)

[Adamant]

If you are in the Uk and have seen Bake off it will make sense............
......granted but its in Paul Hollywood.

Sorry if its crude but you set the challenge!

I wish I could get top grades in my exams

[Spooky_Eli]

ooooooooohhhhh damn, lmao, (yea, i set it, but honestly i was expecting a cheap pedophilia joke, props on creativity)

granted but a gang of anti-snobs kick your head in for getting above your station.

lol, wishes for true love

[Adamant]

ooooooooohhhhh damn, lmao, (yea, i set it, but honestly i was expecting a cheap pedophilia joke, props on creativity)

granted but a gang of anti-snobs kick your head in for getting above your station.

Where i live they might just do that.
I am not your fairy godmothet but please make your wish so the game can continue:)

[Spooky_Eli]

Where i live they might just do that.
I am not your fairy godmothet but please make your wish so the game can continue:)oh.. damn,
made

[Adamant]

Granted. You may have true love ..but the person of your dreams runs off with the bestman/bridesmaid (delete as appropriatel lol) on your wedding day.

I wish to be a professional footballer.

[Spooky_Eli]

granted.. but you end up smashing your ankle on the pitch so bad you have to walk with a crouch for the rest of your life, oh yea, and you can't plat football anymore, obvs

i wish for a mechanical wisk off the telly

[Natacha]

Granted, but now you live in Iran
I wish all my familiy to have a nice time at christmas

[Spooky_Eli]

granted but you get sent to hell,

i wish for a obsidian sword

[Shiny Moon]

Granted, but it's so heavy that you can't use it.

I wish I was an astronaut.

[Adamant]

Granted but yoou are stuck in orbit for ever.
I wish that extinct animals were brought back to life.