Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you forever have dirty grease hands

I wish I hadn't worn a white shirt to work :/

[Just JT]

Granted but you forever have dirty grease hands

I wish I hadn't worn a white shirt to work :/

Granted, but then you'd be topless

I wish I could meet all my friends on VT

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the meeting only lasts a few seconds

I wish it wasn't cold outside

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's extremely extremely hot

I wish I could finish this hook

[Uniquemind]

Granted but it's extremely extremely hot

I wish I could finish this hook

Pause button: wait did you mean book? Or are you making a hook? If it's a hook, are you talking about writing a story's hook, or like trying to hook something onto something else, or are you fishing?

[Just JT]

Pause button: wait did you mean book? Or are you making a hook? If it's a hook, are you talking about writing a story's hook, or like trying to hook something onto something else, or are you fishing?

You didn't make a wish to ruin..

[Sailor Mars]

Pause button: wait did you mean book? Or are you making a hook? If it's a hook, are you talking about writing a story's hook, or like trying to hook something onto something else, or are you fishing?

A hook, as in the hook of a song.

I wish it was raining more

[northy]

A hook, as in the hook of a song.





I wish it was raining more



Granted, but its never sunny.



I wish society would be more accepting of people.

[Just JT]

Granted, but its never sunny.



I wish society would be more accepting of people.


Granted, then All of society does in a fiery blaze

I wish to be left alone today

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you're left alone with a months worth of homework

I wish it didn't get dark so early

[KeeganW]

Granted but you can only go out in the moonlight

I wish it was still warm out

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it's so hot you can't sleep

I wish I still lived in Cali

[KeeganW]

Granted but your in Death Valley

I wish I could visit grand canyon

[eric2001]

Granted but you can never leave.

I wished I can play in the World Series.

[Uniquemind]

Granted but you can never leave.

I wished I can play in the World Series.

Granted, but during the winning game you suffer a horrible sports injury, resulting in you being crippled for life, unable to communicate outwardly but can hear and understand everything around you. Because of your injury the world decides to end the sport you love, and you never see it played again. The upside is nobody ever breaks your record.


I wish Santa Claus cures the disease crisis around the world especially in 3rd world countries for good this year, as his final parting gift to the world.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's that bitch ass Krampus that arrives this year and kicks st nicks ass

I wish I didn't wake up

[KeeganW]

Granted, you get to sleep in, but when you do wake up you have to make me and Keenan breakfast

I wish tomorrow was Saturday

[SethfromMI]

Granted, you get to sleep in, but when you do wake up you have to make me and Keenan breakfast

I wish tomorrow was Saturday

granted, but the Friday you skipped was going to be one of the best life changing moments of your life, but because you skipped Friday, you skipped the moment as well

I wish for a turkey sandwich. and I don't want the turkey to be bad. or the bread to be stale. I want a simple turkey sandwich with cheese (which is also not bad) and mustard (which there is nothing wrong with)

[Sailor Mars]

Granted








But you drop it

I wish I hadn't made a tinder because i heavily regret it now

[JavierDolan]

Granted. But you have to talk to every person you've ever met on there for an hour every year.

I wish I never have to age older than 15.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you have to watch everyone die as they grow older, and you are stuck powerless due to your immortal curse.

I wish my mom would let me start boxing

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but your mom makes you work 12 hours a day boxing up stuff

I wish for another month of warm weather

[Just JT]

Granted but your mom makes you work 12 hours a day boxing up stuff

I wish for another month of warm weather

Granted

But it will come as a firey hell thal blazes for 30 days

I wish trump will die before the Election Day comes

[Atlantis]

Granted, but you have to go to his funeral.

I wish for a white Christmas!

[KeeganW]

granted but santa cant get to your house through the snow,,, no presents

I wish for a family trip to someplace warm

[Atlantis]

Granted, you get to go to the Sahara desert and never come back.

I want a smart watch!

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you can never find the right batteries for it so... it's useless

I wish for a bacon egg n cheese

[northy]

Granted, but it's raw.

I wish for Linda to kill ISIS. 😉

[Atlantis]

Granted, but the hair dye makes all your hair fall out and you remain bald for life.

I wish for my phone to actually work and not run out of signal all the time.

[Atlantis]

Granted, but they all end up benefiting you in the end.

I wish for my bricked phone to work with signal and a never-ending battery.

[Atlantis]

Granted, but it stabs you in the heart with it's horn and then you die.

I wish for a phone that cannot be broken, that has a good signal, that has a good battery, and I can call my friends.

[Microcosm]

Granted, but this phone is located within a safe within another safe within yet another safe, and of these safes you know none of the 999-digit combinations for each; furthermore, one must cross a rickety 3-mile bridge over a lake of molten lava in order to reach the exterior safe which is also guarded by a militia of well-trained and armored super-soldier robots with machine guns, but don't worry, your friends still have their iPhones they bought from the Apple Store downtown and are waiting for a call any minute.

I wish I knew every language in the world.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you go mute

I wish I could go to france

[Atlantis]

Granted but you lose your voice and your arm gets chopped off so you can't communicate with anyone.. For both The F.M Mars and Microcosm.

I wish to wake from this dream where my phone was in a safe in a safe with a 999 digit combination on the other side of lava which was guarded by soldiers.

Posted from my emergency phone whilst my actual one is in that safe.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but your phone was so protected that the AI went insane n wanted freedom so it firewalled itself into death and chopped off your fingers

I wish i could get like 20 cats

[Microcosm]

Granted, but there was a mixup and you actually got 20 ferocious tigers.

I wish I was a superhero

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but your only super power is the ability read faster

i wish that i was beter in social situations

[KeeganW]

granted but they are all with two year olds

I wish I was taller

[northy]

Granted, but everyone else gets taller too.

I wish my bookcase was arranged in alphabetical order by author's surname.

[KeeganW]

granted but your books are all upside down

I wish it would snow for christmas

[Jinglebottom]

Granted, you're now stuck at home with four meters of snow at your door. Bring a shovel with ya!

I wish I had more friends.

[KeeganW]

Granted but they all talk about you behind your back

I wish I could meet Selena Gomez

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but she's a dick to u

I wish people werent sexist

[KeeganW]

granted but they aren't sexy to you either

I wish people were nicer

[Sailor Mars]

granted but they aren't sexy to you either
sexist keegan... sexist... not sexy... lmfao

granted but they're so nice they have no emotions and are completely bland

I wish it would snow tmmw

[KeeganW]

granted me too :)

I wish I wasn't posting in a big hurry

[Sailor Mars]

lol granted but it takes you 10+ minutes to write 1 word

I wish i could get twenty one pilot out of my head

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but you can never listen to music again

[northy]

Your non wish has been granted!

I wish people would play this game properly

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but they play it so well that your kicked out bcuz ur not worthy

I wish my brother would play ganja man song

[northy]

Granted. But you have to emigrate to Antarctica.

I wish people would spell properly.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you become the only person in the world who can't type right

i wish I could get 10 more mins of sleep </3

[Atlantis]

Granted, but it is a iPhone 1 and it is a brick so you can't do anything with it.

I wish for a wonderful day.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but tomorrow is horrible

I wish my dad wasn't a dick sometimes

[Atlantis]

Granted, but your dad is only nice to you for one second.

I wish for the rest of my life to be wonderful.

[KeeganW]

granted but you have nobody to share it with

I wish for no family arguments or tension tomorrow

[Vermilion]

granted but you have nobody to share it with

I wish for no family arguments or tension tomorrow


Granted :hug: :hug:

I wish I could spend Christmas with Keegan and keenan

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but they beat you up

i wish that i could see my grandma

[KeeganW]

granted but its over Skype, no Christmas cookies from Grandma for you

I wish for a really fun break from school

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but once you go back to school the work is 5x harder and everyone is mean

i wish for a cheese cake

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but the cheese is made of human breastmilk :twisted:

I wish it would snow todayyyy

[thatgothgirluknow]

Granted but it melts as it hits the ground and your not aloud outside.
I wish i could watch all the anime dubbed i wanted

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but its dubbed in german

i wish I had money to go to the store

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but you have 10$ can only shop in designer stores
i wish i had good clothes

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but they're all pink

I wish my dad would come over for Christmas

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but your not home when he comes
i wish i could be more active in my community

[Atlantis]

Granted but as soon as you start become active everyone starts a petition for you to be sent to the North Pole to be Santa's little helper for the rest of eternity. And you are.

I wish for tomorrow to be a good day.

[Vermilion]

Granted :)

Wish to come of antidepressants

[Sailor Mars]

Granted :D

I wish I had all my family here for Christmas

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted
i wish my hair dye was ready to be rinsed

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it comes out the opposite color of what you put in

I wish my mom would friggin go with me to the store already

[josh wendt]

Granted, but all of the stores are closed.
I wish that I had more money

[thatgothgirluknow]

Granted, but all of the stores are closed.
I wish that I had more money
granted but everything is more expensive

[Sailor Mars]

Didn't make a wish soooooo

I wish tomorrow won't be like shit

[thatgothgirluknow]

Granted
i wish for my anxiety to go away tomorrow

[KeeganW]

hope it was granted :)

I wish for it to stop raining

[northy]

Granted, but it will never rain again.

I wish it would snow.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but its yellow snow

i wish my brother would stop playing music rn

[northy]

Granted, but your neighbours will start.

[KeeganW]

No wish, so all your wishes are ruined

I wish for someone to clean up our room and bathroom today

[Sailor Mars]

Granted... but it's you

I wish my dad would stop bugging me

[KeeganW]

granted, but then your brother takes over

I wish I had a magic wand

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but it only cast ruined spells
i wish to be on my track team

[ImCoolBeans]

Granted, but you fell down at the start of your first race.
I wish to see John Frusciante join Red Hot Chili Peppers again.

[Emerald Dream]

Granted, but he's reduced to shaking a tambourine with his teeth after the horrific train accident which severed his hands.

I wish the rain would stop.

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but you have a drought and food is hard to come by
i wish for my mom to get her job back

[Jinglebottom]

Granted. She works 20 hours out of 24 and gets paid $1 per day.

I wish New Years was over already.

[northy]

Granted. She works 20 hours out of 24 and gets paid $1 per day.

I wish New Years was over already.
Granted.

I wish I wasn't kicked out of the NHS appointment waiting queue so they they could fix me.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but they sew your feet to your ears and your fingers to your ass

I wish my mom would teach me french

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but all she teaches you is how to make French toast.

I wish for a bowl of homemade cannoli filling.

[Tesserax]

Granted, but an arsenic mixture of the same texture and colour is placed (not mixed) inside, and you don't know where it is or if your next bite will be your last

I wish to find true love.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but they pass away two days before you marry

I wish to not have to go to school

[KeeganW]

Granted, but the reason you don't have to go is because you are there and can never leave

I wish to have a car

[Vermilion]

Granted but you can never drive it

Wish to live in America for a summer

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you live in Detroit (r3k7)

I wish my mom wasn't a bitch 90% of the time

[KeeganW]

Granted, but instead shes all up in your business 100% of the time

I wish to go on a sailing trip

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the main mast breaks and the boat sinks

I wish for an engine for my truck

[KeeganW]

Granted, but it is from a lawn mower

I wish for pizza for dinner today

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it has anchovies, spinach, and pineapple on it

I wish I didn't have to work today

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you get fired

I wish I had an avocado in my hand

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its full of fire ants

I wish for a new phone

[RiHouse]

granted, but it comes locked with a combination that you don't know.

I wish for a new guitar.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you can't recieve texts, leave voicemails or call 911.

Sneaky sneaky ninja.

Your guitar is granted but the devil gets your soul or something

[Abyssal Echo]

I wish Sheriff McGregor would've wished for something

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but he wishes for a pizza

I wish for a pizza

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the crust is moldy

I wish it was spring

[Drewboyy]

Granted, it's spring everywhere in the world but where you live^-^

I wish for my wish to not be granted

Inception

[Sailor Mars]

Your wish was granted but in turn not granted so your body was taken into a time warped realm due to the inception

I wish my brother would stop complaining about everything

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you start complaining bout errything

I wish I had Brownies

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they're human brownies trying to sell you girl scout cookies

I wish for warmer weather

[KeeganW]

granted but its in Alaska

I wish I was at the beach

[Bluebyrd]

Granted, but I took away all the sand

I wish for Roger McGuinn to come to Liverpool

[West Coast Sheriff]

Not even granted

I wish I was 24

[Bluebyrd]

Granted, but you look 90

I wish for you to grant my original wish, please!

[Atlantis]

Ok, your wish about Roger McGuinn The Byrd...

Granted, but his sat nav gets mixed up and sends him to Liverpool Beach, Antartica by mistake and not your Liverpool.

My wish is for half term to be longer..

[Bluebyrd]

Ok, your wish about Roger McGuinn The Byrd...

Granted, but his sat nav gets mixed up and sends him to Liverpool Beach, Antartica by mistake and not your Liverpool.

My wish is for half term to be longer..
Granted, but you have to go into school everyday anyway to do extra revision

I wish for Gene Clark to come back to life!

[mahony0509]

Granted. But he's in the body of Hillary Clinton.

I wish that theres world peace

[Atlantis]

Granted, and it's ruined by me not ruining it.

I want some chocolate cake

[Bluebyrd]

Granted, but it's got vomit on top of it

I wish for my room to be painted blue

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but its such a light shade it practically looks white

I wish this book was repaired

[West Coast Sheriff]

Not granted

I wish for a masters in theology

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but your headmaster is paralyzed in a car crash so you never get your degree

I wish I could fall asleep

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you oversleep

I wish I could write a hit TV show

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's famous for about a week until it gets a bad reputation for one of the makn cast members screwing up and contracting HIV

I wish I could sell my old phone

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you only get $33 for it

Edit: I forgot to wish

It's only appropriate that I wish for better memory

[Sailor Mars]

That's way more than I would get for it now :lol: thanks!

Granted but you can only remember bad things

I wish I could go into the past and smack myself

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you can't smack yourself hard

I wish I could read people's minds

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you see extremely perverted stuff :P

I wish I had super speed

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but your friends always ask you to do favors for them on account of your speed


I wish I owned a microbrewery

[Typhlosion]

Sure thing! But upon seeing it, you react:

http://i.imgur.com/5R4FQaj.jpg

I wish I had teleportation powers.

[Vermilion]

Granted but you can't control when you teleport

I wish for a holiday to America

[Bluebyrd]

Granted, but when landing your plane crashes and you spend the entire holiday in hospital

I wish for another can of Dr Pepper

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's rufied and when you wake up it's flat

I wish I could go ice skating

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but the ice melts

I wish I could go skiing

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but your skis break and there are no spares unfortunately.

I wish for my diary to be made already!

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's got typos in the name and can't be fixed

I wish it was warmer

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but straight after it goes to the coldest it's ever been

I wish to not have exams when I go back to school

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you have to drop out of school

I wish to become famous

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you become famous for a sex tape gone wrong

I wish I was 18 so I could move out

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you miss your current home

I wish NBA players didn't shoot so many three pointers

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but your favorite team loses 10 games because they can't shoot 3s

I wish my friend could hang out tomorrow

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but they bring another friend that you don't particularly care for

I wish I could have a cigarette right now

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's filled with crushed up smarties instead of tobacco

I wish I didn't have to go to my moms tomorrow

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you have to go to school

I wish I had friends

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they're extremely annoying

I wish for a piece of carrot cake

[Vermilion]

Granted but it's out of date

I wish for a good relationship

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but it's a relationship with a plant

I wish for my eyes to stop itching

[Atlantis]

Granted, but then your nose starts itching and your hands are in handcuffs so you can't itch them.

I wish for the half term to last longer

[Jinglebottom]

Granted but that means you fail every class you were supposed to have.

I wish I could have a better memory.

[Body odah Man]

Granted, but that means you can no longer forget depressing events.

I wish I could lose my intense self hatred

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you have a hatred for others, specifically good people

I wish I owned a boat

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you don't have a truck to take it anywhere

I wish I wasn't so confused

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you have so much knowledge that you know everything and it's too much information

I wish some bumped the "predict who posts next" thread

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but the post gets deleted by an evil mod

I wish Bernie Leadon rejoined Eagles

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but he dies

I wish for no wars

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but then evil robots that were projects discontinued by the military come to life and destroy us all

I wish I had some speakers

[eric2001]

Granted but they are stadium sized and take up your entire room.

I wish I had some pizza right now.

[Atlantis]

Granted, but it is cold and also you only get the crust.

I wish I had some marshmallows to go with my hot chocolate.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but they soak up the hot chocolate and now you only have wet leaking marshmallows

I wish I didn't have to mimic this authors writing

[Atlantis]

Granted but they soak up the hot chocolate and now you only have wet leaking marshmallows


That would actually be quite nice!

But your wish is granted but you have to mimic an author's writing you hate even more.

I wish that I could have a bacon sandwich right now.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but the bacon is burnt and shriveled up

I wish I had more fruit punch

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but it has ricin in it

I wish I lived on my own

Edit: you ninjad me but I guess it still applies

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but your so lonely that you get 18 cats and grow a huge hippie beard and don't shower

I wish my friend would stop being dumb

[West Coast Sheriff]

Everything but the not showering and 18 cats is already true/ coming true haha

Granted but you start acting dumb

I wish I saw an extraterrestrial

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it turns out its just your grandfather being weird

I wish I get a good grade on this half assed project

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you fail the next project

I wish I could go to the mountains and hide from civilization

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you're found by the police for trespassing and arrested

I wish my hoodie was dry

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but it's stained with an irremovable ink

I wish my works would get published

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but he dies

I wish for no wars

I thought you'd be interested in my reaction to you ruining this particular wish. I shouted this out loud BTW, and I quote "Oh, oh, oh no!"


Moving on, granted but no one buys it or reads it

I wish to know if Joel Scott Hill is still alive or not

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but he tries to mug you

I wish I had a fish

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but it's on an extremely hot day so all the water evaporates and it dies

I wish for the zip on my pants to be fixed

[northy]

Granted, but it's upside-down.

I wish my phone case wouldn't break.

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but it's a new case and you don't like it

I wish I could concentrate

[eric2001]

Granted but you can only do it at 3:00 in the morning.

I wish I was allowed to do anything I wanted..

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but you lose the desire to do anything

I wish spicy food was actually spicy

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but now all food is actually spicy

I wish to be a fish

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but all the water in the world evaporates so you die.

I wish for some money

[Atlantis]

Granted, but it is one US cent so you have to go all the way over there to spend it.

I wish that i didn't have a french controlled assessment on friday.

[Vermilion]

Granted But you have a German one instead

I wish for the chance to visit several vt members

[Atlantis]

Granted, but you can only see them from behind one-way glass (you can't see them) and you can't hear them either

i wish that school would start later

[Bluebyrd]

Granted, it's starts 23 hours and 59 minutes later than it does now ;)

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes

[Atlantis]

Granted, but you have to do the laundry instead

I wish school started at like 11am

[eric2001]

Granted but ends at 11pm

I wish someone will do my homework for me.

[Atlantis]

Granted, but I do it all wrong meaning you get detention

I wish that I could stay in bed forever.

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but you lose all of your senses and can't walk

I wish to not be tired

[SkyClad33605]

Granted, but you will never be able to sleep again and go mad from lack of sleep

I wish donuts were healthy

[playfull-qt]

Granted, but they don't taste good anymore

I wish I never had to wear a bra again

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but every guy notices


I wish I ran a marathon

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it's a Marathon gas station and you don't get any days off.

I wish I still lived in Cali

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but all the pollution moves there

I wish for a hot air balloon sinker

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but all the pollution moves there

I wish for a hot air balloon sinker

Granted but it sinks (that makes no sense)

I wish I didn't have two more Maths exams this week

[Atlantis]

Granted, but you have exams in every other subject.

I wish that by RE teacher would stop saying exam as 'eggs-ham'

[Typhlosion]

Granted. Now they say "green eggs and ham"

I wish paper airplanes wouldn't work anymore 😈

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but cardboard becomes the new paper

I wish I could go the gym more

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but none of the machines work
i wish i could move out

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but you're homeless

I wish I was good at maths

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but now you only know how to express yourself in a rigorously mathematical form

I wish I was a horse

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but you are a handicapped horse who can't run
i wish to be wizard

[Bluebyrd]

Granted but you lose our wand and Olivanders shuts down

I wish to meet Roger McGuinn

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but he stabs you

I wish for a plane ride to china