Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Liven]

Wish granted. But the snow is filled with acid that will burn your feet.

I wish for a free vacation to Hawaii.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to wash dishes the whole time you're there

I wish for a new phone

[budapest]

granted but it's a first generation nokia

i wish for nutella

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it's full of ants

I wish for a fenced yard

[suzzysmith2012]

Granted, but its painted pink with orange poka Dot's

I wish to see my future for the next 5 years.

[Melodic]

Granted, but you have to see the entire 10 years of the person you don't like the most.


I wish that my audition goes well

[IceCore]

Granted, but you get a shitty role.
I wish the god of Fire would visit me. I havent seen him in centuries...

[suzzysmith2012]

Granted, but the fire department is not coming to put you out.

I wish that I could live in a perfect dream state with my someone for the rest of my life

[IceCore]

Granted, but meanwhile you have to see EVERYTHING that anyone might do to your body while you are asleep.
I wish for Elder Scrolls VI. I've waited long enough!

[Uranus]

Granted but the game is complete shit


I wish to meet Wiz Khalifa

[IceCore]

Granted but the game is complete shit
A shit ES game? Impossible! (ESO wasn't made by Bethesda, so it doesn't count!)

Granted, but then he dies and they blame you.

[Uranus]

A shit ES game? Impossible! (ESO wasn't made by Bethesda, so it doesn't count!)

Granted, but then he dies and they blame you.

It's called "Ruin A Wish" for a reason. Also you didn't make a wish.

[IceCore]

Neither did you... -_-
I wish no other idiot (Especially me) will ever again forget to make a wish.

[fairmaiden]

doh what was my wish again

[Melodic]

Granted, no wish

I wish for love

[Beth]

Granted but your love turned sour

I wish for eternity life

[IceCore]

Granted, but youre in a coma.
I wish to have the ability to pause and start time at will for the rest of my life.

[amgb]

Granted but you lose control of your ability and you become stuck frozen in time forever

I wish I had the ability to control minds

[IceCore]

Granted, but you can only do it once, and it lasts for 2 seconds

[Liven]

I wish I can glide through space like kittens do.

[DoodleSnap]

Granted, but you become an actual kitten (ruined?)
I wish for a piece of fire obsidian

[IceCore]

Granted, a 3000 ton piece of obsidial will fall on yoir nuts
I wish for a pencil that doesn't need sharpening.

[TredOut]

Granted, but the pencil is bigger than your entire house.

I wish for 1 000 000 000 dollars.

[IceCore]

Granted, but its all quarters
I wish for knives in my face.

[DoodleSnap]

Granted, but they're not made of ice
I wish for a new CPU

[IceCore]

Granted, but it's been posessed by BEN.
I wish for this wish not to be ruined.

[Screw Attack]

But your wish was referencing itself without actually pointing somewhere. Like ya know, it's a pointer referencing to itself. Maybe that wasn't a good analogy. That's like being meta except the basic layer is empty.

You ruined your own wish man.

I wish I could study like a good student.

[SethfromMI]

But your wish was referencing itself without actually pointing somewhere. Like ya know, it's a pointer referencing to itself. Maybe that wasn't a good analogy. That's like being meta except the basic layer is empty.

You ruined your own wish man.

I wish I could study like a good student.

granted but you will only be allowed to study things which will give you nightmares for the rest of your life and you will be so consumed in your studies you will not have anytime to do anything else besides studying, eating/drinking, and sleeping (when the nightmares actually allow you to do so)

I wish for my wish to be ruined

[DylanDanger]

and your wish is ruined by wishing for a ruined wish.

I wish to win american idol

[Screw Attack]

You win American Idol but then again, you win American Idol. There, bam.

:P Sorry, couldn't help it.

---

You win American Idol but turns out so does everybody.

I want a nexus 7 :(

[tasminsmith]

granted but you can only use it in the shower

I wish for a labrador

[Pat the Bunny]

Granted, you also get eleven of his puppies.

I wish for one of them real fancy guitars

[DoodleSnap]

Granted, but it is made of soft graphite.

I wish for a Motorola Droid Turbo.

[IceCore]

Granted, but every time you use it someone you love or someone you like will die.
I wish for world war III. Let's see you make that worse...

[playfull-qt]

granted but the war ends in less then an hour. Unfortunately for you the enemy took you captive and forgot to release you leaving you to suffer and die lock in a tiny metal box

I wish the guys on the site would stop worrying so much about their penis size

[Captain Who]

Granted, but then they start worrying about the size of another body part, even more than their penis.


I wish for a piece of chocolate with wine gums in it and I want it a mile long.

[IceCore]

ok, but it appears in your ass...
i wish I could meet Cry (Cryaotic) in person.

[tasminsmith]

okay but he kills you when he meets you

I want the iPhone 6

[Captain Who]

Granted, but unfortunately yours isn't protected and it bends.

I wish for tickets to the Avengers: Age of Ultron premier.

[Vermilion]

Granted but they are torn in half

I wish to see linkin park live

[CharlieHorse]

granted, it plays too loud and you can't hear for a week.

i wish for purpose

[Vermilion]

Granted sorry I can't ruin that.

I wish for a much better relationship than my last

[CharlieHorse]

granted..
also can't ruin that.


i wish for 3 day weekends every weekend

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to spend all three days doing homework

I wish it wasn't raining

[playfull-qt]

granted but your flowers wilt and die

I wish someone would scratch my back for me

[Ridonks_CB]

Granted but they would do so with a red hot poker

I wish I hadn't lost hold on my dream

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you never wake up

I wish I could go back in time.

[KeeganW]

granted but you can never come back

I wish to live with my Dad

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to sleep in the backyard

I wish I wouldn't have had to put my dog to sleep.

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to literally put a friends dog to sleep.

I wish I could have someone to hang out

[KeeganW]

Granted but they don't like any of the same things you do

I wish I could drive

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but all your allowed to drive is a peddle car

I wish for a bowl of ice cream

[sqishy]

Granted, though the ice cream is ketchup flavoured.

I wish to have snow for all this winter

[KeeganW]

Granted but you still have to go to school/work everyday in it

I wish to spend Christmas vacation on an island

[playfull-qt]

Granted but the island is deserted and infested with biting insects

I wish guys here on VT would stop asking if their penis size is ok

[Vermilion]

Granted but have to measure everyone :P

wish I could send Christmas with KeeganW and keegan :hug: :hug:

[drhalsey1]

Granted, but you have to invite me too and pay for me to get there with you guys
I wish I could meet my online friends

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you lose your eyesight in a super tragic accident and can't see them

I wish I wasn't poor

[KeeganW]

Granted cant ruin that one

I wish I didn't have to cut grass today

[Sandybeaches]

Granted but it's because your house is flooded

Wish i didn't have a broken arm

[Legoboy]

Granted. You don't have "a" broken arm, you got two.

Wish I was taller.

[KeeganW]

Granted, but your in a wheelchair

I wish it was still summer

[Legoboy]

Haha. Granted ... you are on planet Mercury.

[KeeganW]

Haha. Granted ... you are on planet Mercury.

your supposed to put in a wish to continue the thread

[Vermilion]

Wish I wasnt ill

[KeeganW]

Granted, your nose isn't stuffed up anymore but it gets 3x bigger

I wish I had a older brother instead of a sister

[Vermilion]

Granted, your nose isn't stuffed up anymore but it gets 3x bigger

I wish I had a older brother instead of a sister

Granted but it's me :yes:

Wish I had a little brother or 2

[KeeganW]

Granted but its me and Keenan, that should ruin it pretty fast :lol: :lol:

I wish it was always the weekend

[Vermilion]

Granted but you have to cut the grass ever day

Wish I didn't cut myself at college again

[KeeganW]

Granted, but your Mom took your saw away :):)

Wish me and Keenan could get paid for playing baseball

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but your all your money goes to your college fun (aka you can't use it)

I wish I had a jets sweater

[KeeganW]

Granted, but the Jets have 10 bad seasons in a row after that

I wish I had a pizza

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's covered in anchovies and seaweed

I wish I knew fluent french

[Melodic]

Granted but you can't learn anything else

I wish to stop fighting with my mom

[KeeganW]

Granted but you will never meet anyone from France

I wish I could go on more trips

[Captain Who]

Granted but whenever you go on a trip, you forget your shoes.

I wish that I could go back in time to see a Beethoven concert.

[KeeganW]

Granted, but your deaf for the whole concert

I wish I could go into space

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you never reenter Earths atmosphere

I wish I could go back in time and hang out with my first boy friend

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you lose all of your emotions so the time spent is meaningless

I wish my friends didn't go to different schools

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but all they do is gossip about you

I wish for a large pizza

[Melodic]

Granted but it's a large pizza slice.

I wish for the past to stay in the past.

[Sailor Mars]

Granted because there is no past technically
--
Granted but you lose all your memories

I wish for food

[SethfromMI]

granted but it is food so disgusting even dogs and pigs won't touch it

I wish for a wish that cannot be ruined

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you didn't say a wish to not ruin so... Your wish was wasted, therefore I ruined the theory of wishing for a wish that cannot be ruined

I wish for a motorcycle

[KeeganW]

Granted but it doesn't come with an engine

I wish for a snow day

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's all yellow :lol:

I wish I didn't have school today

[KeeganW]

Granted but its too late now :)

I wish I didn't have school the rest of the week

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you're locked in your room with a deck of cards and nothing else

I wish (some) kids in my school weren't so fucking stupid

[SkyClad33605]

Granted, but your IQ is lowered relative to theirs so they aren't less stupid you are just more so.

I wish you could drink pool water

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it tastes like piss everytime that you do (not that it doesnt anyway)

I wish I could just write good shit

[SkyClad33605]

Granted, but you literally can only write with your poop

I wish I were the fastest swimmer ever

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you can only swim, you can never stop swimming, never to eat or sleep, but you constantly swim

I wish my raps were good*

[Uranus]

Granted but they were only popular a week and then no Ikne knew you afterwards

I wish I could drive a Lamborghini

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you get pulled over and the lambo gets impounded for you speeding

I wish I could do something right

[KeeganW]

Granted, but its washing dishes

I wish for a new skateboard

[Vermilion]

KGranted, but its washing dishes

I wish for a new skateboard

Granted :hug:

I wish i could meet you in person next year keegan

[KeeganW]

Granted, but you have to wait on us

I wish for Christmas break to be soon

[Vermilion]

Granted, but you have to wait on us

I wish for Christmas break to be soon

Granted but your snowed in

I wish for a bf

[KeeganW]

Granted but your snowed in

I wish for a bf



Granted, but he has to be approved by us :yes::yes:

Me and my bro wish for gfs

[Vermilion]

Granted, but he has to be approved by us :yes::yes:

Me and my bro wish for gfs

Granted but they are ugly :P

I wish for my own room

[KeeganW]

Granted but it is a cardboard box in the corner of the yard

I wish for a car

[Vermilion]

Granted but is a toy car

I wish for pizza

[KeeganW]

Granted but it is covered in anchovies

We wish for waffles for breakfast

[Vermilion]

Granted but it is covered in anchovies

We wish for waffles for breakfast

I've never had them before.

Granted but only one of yous can have them

I wish for a hair cut

[KeeganW]

Granted, but you twin get stuck with the blind barber with the rusty scissors

We wish for a limo to take us to and from school everyday

[Vermilion]

Granted but it breaks down every day.

I wish for fallout 4

[KeeganW]

Granted but you get the French language version

I wish for xray vision

[Sailor Mars]

fml nice

Granted but it only works on cows

I wish for a ps4

[Vermilion]

Granted but only plays xbox one games :P

I wish for a tattoo

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but its "No regerts"

I wish for a motorcycle

[Vermilion]

Granted but it doesn't work

I wish for a gun and ammo

[KeeganW]

Granted but its a foam dart gun

I wish for summer

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's the coldest summer in history

I wish my phone was fixed

[KeeganW]

Granted but then your Dad forgets to pay the phone bill

I wish to visit NYC again

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you never get to meet me </3

I wish I could go fall or winter camping

[Kuroshiro]

Bodega Bamz
Granted, but their is no wifi, mirrors, toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, hairbrush, spray on shampoo, showers, shampoo or change of clothes. On top of that it is the dead of winter, super cold and no sleeping bag.

The is a toilet, however it is a national park toilet (just a hole in the ground witha lid).

You are camping for a month but run out of food on week 2.

I wish for my new coat to arrive tomorrow

[Vermilion]

Granted but it's to small

I wish for a goodnight sleep

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you have a terrible next day

I wish my mom would let me get new clothes

[Kuroshiro]

Granted but you have a terrible next day

I wish my mom would let me get new clothes

Granted but all the clothes that you don't own vanish and are replaced by icecream

I wish I had more Oreos

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but all the clothes that you don't own vanish and are replaced by icecream

I wish I had more Oreos
Granted but they don't have any cream

I wish I watched the godfather ii from the beginning :/

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they're broken and there's no filling.
ninja'd
Granted but then you wouldn't be able to see the end.
I wish I could meet some of my VT friends

[David Vibes]

Ninja'd

Granted but one of them ends up stealing your phone.

I wish my bong didn't just break rn

[Captain Who]

Granted but your face seals shut so you can't use it

I wish that I had more Bigelow body lotion.

[Melodic]

Granted but it's a very very very small amount.

I wish I didn't have to go to rehearsals today.

[Vermilion]

Granted but they have already change the rehearsal day to tomorrow

I wish for a white Christmas

[Abhorrence]

Granted but the snow destroys everything and leaves everyone sad and homeless.

I wish I could learn faster.

[Vermilion]

Granted but it makes you over think everything

I wish for short but happy life

[Just JT]

Granted

But you love a long miserable one accidentally

[Vermilion]

Granted

But you love a long miserable one accidentally


If that's the case I'd end it myself.

You don't put a wish

I wish for a day out with vt friends

[Just JT]

Oh shit, sorry..

I wish to live with a happy family for ever

[Vermilion]

Oh shit, sorry..

I wish to live with a happy family for ever


It's fine :)

Granted :) can't ruin it but it's with me

I wish for a day with vt friends

[Just JT]

It's fine :)

Granted :) can't ruin it but it's with me

I wish for a day with vt friends

It all good, a game haha!!

Granted, but the plane ride home crashes and everyone dies


I wish it could snow year round

[Vermilion]

Your welcome :hug:

Granted but the snow doesn't settle

I wish for everyone on vt to have a great day

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but you get frostbite every two weeks and never get to enjoy it
fml ninjad
Granted but too many people are inactive so they have bad days and balances it out
I wish my cat didn't wake up at 4 AM

[Just JT]

Your welcome :hug:

Granted but the snow doesn't settle

I wish for everyone on vt to have a great day

That's actually more like a dream come true really... Lol

Granted but you get frostbite every two weeks and never get to enjoy it
fml ninjad
Granted but too many people are inactive so they have bad days and balances it out
I wish my cat didn't wake up at 4 AM

Granted, but you are given 7 cats that never sleep, 1 for every day of the week


I wish for a dog

[Vermilion]

That's actually more like a dream come true really... Lol



Granted, but you are given 7 cats that never sleep, 1 for every day of the week


I wish for a dog

Granted but it's a hand bag dig

I wish for a 125 cc bike

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's a hand bag dig

I wish for a 125 cc bike
Granted but you have to change the oil every day

[Just JT]

Granted but you have to change the oil every day

What's your wish?

[Sailor Mars]

shit my bad.

I wish my brother wasn't an asshole

[Vermilion]

Granted but you get a bitch of a sister

I wish for my own space

[Just JT]

Granted....
But then Your evicted

I wish I could go back to last December and make different decisions

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but those decisions you make are even worse

I wish I was 18 so I could move out

[Just JT]

Granted

But you need to go 10 years back in time after

I wish I could end war and world hunger

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you have to pay for it.

I wish for more good weather

[Just JT]

Granted
Then it snows 10' and freezing rain on top and your world goes into an arctic wasteland

I wish I could vote against trump this election

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but Bush wins the election anyway

I wish I could eat my sandwich in peace and not be called every few minutes

[Just JT]

Granted,

Then you will have a perpetual lunch in school, in the hall, right outside the principals office

I wishing had a brother

[Vermilion]

Granted but it's me and my twin

I wish I had a tank

[Vermilion]

Granted but it's me and my twin

I wish I had a tank

[Just JT]

Another wish granted!! 2 in one day!!
Cool, thanks Tom... :hug:

Granted
But then it is seized by Isis militants

I wish I could know where I'll be in life in 5 years

[David Vibes]

Granted, but the copious amounts of information about your future will make you go crazy.

I wish I had money to buy burgers

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but the burgers and undercooked and the bread is moldy

I wish I could hang out with my friends today

[drhalsey1]

Granted but you end up being really bored

I wish I could meet my online friends

[Just JT]

Granted

But you discover they are all old men and pedofiles

I wish I was better at making new friends irl

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but all your friends that you've made are fake

I wish I could ride a moose

[Just JT]

Granted

But the moose throws you off and breaks your hip and in a wheelchair for life

I wish I could go to NY and meet Bodega Bamz

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but we get stuck in train traffic cuz fk the mta

I wish I could meet KeeganW

[KeeganW]

Granted, don't want to ruin it

I wish I could meet Bodega Bamz

[drhalsey1]

Granted but you get on each other's nerves

I wish I visit Pennsylvania

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but then a zombie apocalypse starts and you're stuck there forever.

I wish for a plane ticket to france

[Just JT]

Granted
Won't ruin that
Wish I could meet KeeganW

[Sailor Mars]

Granted :D

I wish for a dirtbike

[Just JT]

Granted :D

I wish for a dirtbike

Granted but there is salt in the gas tank

[playfull-qt]

You didn't make a wish !!!!

I wish I knew where to find Waldo.

[Vermilion]

Granted

Wish I could spend a year working in the USA

[Uniquemind]

Granted. But once you get here you find that it's not all happy and rosy, and since you're only here for a year any romantic interests you might find are people you have to leave behind in a year.


I wish for a superpower to make other people's wishes come true for real just for entertainment without them knowing it was me who helped make them come true.


You didn't make a wish !!!!

I wish I knew where to find Waldo.

The poster above me granted it but didn't ruin it. Once you find Waldo, he wasn't a nice person, and so you don't want to find him anymore even though you can whenever you want.

[drhalsey1]

Granted, but the wishes only last a certain amount of time, unless the wish is for an actual, permanent thing
I wish I could meet Twin and KeeganW

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted.... right after you meet them you're arrested and deported

I wish for a new phone

[Just JT]

Granted, brand new iPhone 6 s
But does not have a rechargeable battery

I wish to stay living where I am forever

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you can never leave the house

I wish my truck was fixed

[Just JT]

Granted, but you lost the keys

I wish we had 5 food of smow right now

[KeeganW]

Granted but you left your snowboard outside someplace and now its buried under 5 feet of snow, spends the day digging holes looking for it

I wish it was Saturday morning instead of Friday morning

[Just JT]

Granted but you left your snowboard outside someplace and now its buried under 5 feet of snow, spends the day digging holes looking for it

I wish it was Saturday morning instead of Friday morning

Granted!!
But you have a year of Saturday detentions

I wish for my foster parents to adopt me

[KeeganW]

Granted, cant ruin it

Wish for getting snowboard lessons and chance to do it more this winter

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but when you go snowboarding you bust your ass in front of all your friends

I wish I wasn't sick

[Just JT]

Granted
But then you catch an incurable disease

I wish for world peace

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but everyone loses their ability to form an opinion and the world is taken over by robots

I wish for unbreakable headphones

[Just JT]

Granted!!
But the world stops making the size batteries it requires

I wish I could have a brother

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but hes annoying as fuck

I wish I could be smart enough so I wouldn't have to go to school

[northy]

Granted, but all your hair falls out.



I wish for happiness.

[Just JT]

Granted, but all your hair falls out.



I wish for happiness.

Granted
But you will live alone for eternity

I wish I get some action tonight lol!!

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it's with your hand.

I wish I had money

[KeeganW]

Granted, its in your future, cant ruin it

Wish for pizza

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its been dropped and walked on

I wish for a week in Australia

[KeeganW]

granted but its a prison tour, stay in a different one each day

I wish for a fresh pizza

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its so fresh its not been cooked

I wish for new truck

[KeeganW]

Granted but you have to give me and Keenan rides where we want to go for first year

Wish for personal driver :):)

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but he's super pervey and looks at you creepily in the rear view mirror

I wish my dads gf wasn't so fkin annoying

[KeeganW]

Granted :)

I wish my sister would move out

[Just JT]

Granted :)

I wish my sister would move out


Granted
But mom build an addition to your bedroom for her to live in, so you guys could get closer

I wish I could apply for a new school for high school

[KeeganW]

Granted but everybody in your class applied and got into the same school

I wish we had no leaves to rake this year

[SkyClad33605]

Granted, but not all the leaves have been transformed into pictures of your grandmother naked.

I wish it wasn't so dark so early.

[northy]

Granted, but you are blind so can't tell anyway.



I wish for my business to succeed

[Just JT]

Granted, but you are blind so can't tell anyway.



I wish for my business to succeed

Granted
Then it will burn to the ground and all your customers will lose faith in your company and all your employees will quit

I hope to fall in love have really cool kids and be a great dad

[Sailor Mars]

ninja Jt is ninja
Granted but you have to deal with their teenage years

I wish someone would fkin buy my ipod

[Just JT]

ninja Jt is ninja
Granted but you have to deal with their teenage years

I wish someone would fkin buy my ipod


Granted
Gut the buyer scams you

I wish I knew what next year would bring

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but its nothing good

I wish I could write like Kirk Knight :(

[Just JT]

Granted but its nothing good

I wish I could write like Kirk Knight :(


Granted
But your arms are amputated by accident in the hospital

I wish I didn't need to go to therapy

[Sailor Mars]

Granted
But your arms are amputated by accident in the hospital

I wish I didn't need to go to therapy
Granted but your sent to a mental hospital

I wish my toe would heal already

[northy]

Granted but your sent to a mental hospital





I wish my toe would heal already



Granted, but you lose all movement in your foot.



I wish my cat hadn't died earlier.