Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's surrounded there by hostile planets whose inhabitants begin a war with us

I wish to see my crush

[handle with care]

granted but when you see her she sits on your lap and crushes your testicles

i wish lost in fiction was back online

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but not in the arcade then goes off for the night

I wish I could be like the next Mozart

[handle with care]

granted but i get confused and you turn into the next van gogh and cut your ear off

i wish my testicles never itched

[Luminous]

Granted but you die and have to judge souls going into the underworld like in Percy Jackson (the books)

I wish my cat would come back inside the house

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but s/he scratches your face so badly you need to go to the hospital

I wish to be a better violinist

[handle with care]

granted but you have to sign this then mail it to me http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/297/7/8/soul_deed_by_morbius9-d5iskh5.jpg

i wish i had a job

[Luminous]

Granted but you're fired 5
minutes later

I wish for nothing

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You work at McDonald's for the rest of your life

dammit, you sneaky ninja

granted but according to the rules you must wish for something so I take back the granting of that wish

I wish I could be in a successful rock band

[handle with care]

granted but you have to get gender reassignment surgery

i wish for a enchilada

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I steal it

I wish for a custom-made violin with a hand-carved scroll

[Melodic]

granted but it's custom made from a piece of paper drawing.



I wish I didn't feel so down lately.

[handle with care]

granted

i wish i could control all aspects of reality

[Luminous]

Granted but you go into coma and the world freezes


Iwish my kitten wasnt so frickin cute it melts my heart5813

[handle with care]

not granted i make it cuter instead

i wish i had an attack trained iguana

[Luminous]

not granted i make it cuter instead

i wish i had an attack trained iguana

omfg she's already so cutteeeee i can't even imagine

Granted but it kills you

I wish for headphones

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but they are really loud and you can't turn it down

I wish I owned VT

[Hyper]

Granted, but they are really loud and you can't turn it down

I wish I owned VT

Granted. (I don't have to try with this one)

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you have go for the rest of time without a break

I wish I had more self-confidence

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I could go to regular school without being an easy target.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted for five days

I wish I could meet all my VT friends

[Melodic]

Granted but you can't ever meet friends from other sites.



I wish I wasn't bored for once.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. YOu need to stop being bored

I wish for a new guitar

[Melodic]

Lol.

Granted.

I wish Andrew could have capitalized the u in YOU in his granting.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I didn't capitalize the y or the o

I wish for new earbuds

[Melodic]

Granted, weird that I actually need earbuds too.


I wish for unlimited food.

[Synyster Shadows]

wow lol

granted but you get sick and die

I wish for a new piano and a harpsichord

[Melodic]

Granted but the delivery service leaves it all the way here.



I wish my eyes didn't hurt from crying.

[Synyster Shadows]

Aww Madie....granted :hug::hug:

I wish we could all be happy

[handle with care]

granted

i wish for pie

[Luminous]

granted and it falls in the toilet

i wish for one friend

[handle with care]

granted but it is me

i wish i could find out how to volunteer at the suicide hotline

[Melodic]

Granted but you never get calls.



I wish I didn't feel sad.

[handle with care]

granted

i wish to help madie not feel sad

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish school wasn't gonna start soon.

[handle with care]

granted because i'm already in school and it sucks

i wish i knew how to do more than talk people out of suicide

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish school didn't exist.

[handle with care]

not granted because then stupidity would rule instead i make school fun

i wish all the nice people on vt lived in a mansion with me

[Melodic]

Granted, but we have to have three mean people on VT too.


I wish VT could be like an own little town.

[handle with care]

granted but it is flooded with perverted p101er

i wish babies weren't so hard to put to sleep

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they're harder to feed

I wish for more confidence

[Luminous]

Granted. I'm not gonna ruin this.


I wish my belly didn't stick out. For some reason I'm tiny but for my belly which looks like I'm pregnant. I suck it in but still..

[kylem1229]

Granted, but only for 2 years

I wish for someone to give me 1000 dollars for new work equipment

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but then you get robbed

I wish for another month of summer vacation

[Luminous]

Granted but you have to do summer school

I wish I would fall asleep at normal hours

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but then you sleep all morning

I wish for a crossbow

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you shoot yourself in the foot by accident

I wish I'd done my summer reading already

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you wouldn't have been able to spend your time on VT

I wish my friend could publish her poems

[Melodic]

Granted but no one sees them.


I wish school wasn't starting in a week.

[handle with care]

granted but you lose summer vacation

i wish my ex and her boyfriend weren't angering me

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; they want to kill you

I wish I could meet all my VT friends

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but the meeting only lasts 5 min

I wish for a large pizza

[Melodic]

Granted, but you only get one slice.



I wish for Ice Cream

[chiliguy]

Granted. But it's poo-flavoured :P

I wish I pass literature and history

[ImCoolBeans]

Granted, but you only pass by one point. D's!

I wish to find a large sum of money

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you have to give it back.

I wish I didn't have Bi-Polar

[Melodic]

Granted, just because I feel your pain.


I wish I haven't made a lot of mistakes.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. I can't ruin this

I wish for a new guitar

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to go all around the world in several missions to get it.


I wish I could get some of my old friends back.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but then you move.

I wish for my mom to win the lottery

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you lose all the money

I wish I didn't have to go to the same bus stop as someone who hates me

[UKRaven32]

granted but then you lose all the money

I wish I didn't have to go to the same bus stop as someone who hates me

Granted, but now your bus doesn't take you to school.

I wish for a Xperia Z :D

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you lose it

I wish for the new Avenged Sevenfold album

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but since I don't know who that is you get the wrong one.

I wish for fake people to disintegrate at the sight of themselves.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but that includes almost everyone

I wish I could meet all my VT friends

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but you have to travel around to find them.

I wish for a girl. Kinda getting boring. It's the only thing I keep wishing for.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted cuz I wish for one too

I wish for a new guitar

btw, I love your new sigpic ^_^

[Zsofia]

I wish for a new guitar


Granted but you loose both of your arm in an accident! "evil"

I wish I had a new laptop.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it doesn't have a screen

I wish for a Steinway grand piano

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for people in my band to actually work.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. I can't ruin this cuz I know how it feels

I wish I was a better singer

[BebeFleur.]

Granted but no one wants to hear you.

I wish that I won't bomb my Spanish test tomorrow.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you fail everything else.

I wish I could talk to my crush more easily

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted but you bite your tongue ay least once

I wish I had a better idea of what to do with my life.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's nothing you want to do

I wish for a new piano

[Melodic]

Granted but the keys are missing.



I wish for my birthday to be more better than last years.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but next year's sucks

I wish I didn't have self-doubt

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted but it leads to recklessness.

I wish I had a Harley and I was old enough to ride it.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you wipe out in a fatal accident

I wish for a new phone

[Melodic]

Granted but the memory is wiped out.



I wish for new clothes

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted by they get wine stained

I wish not to have a wish

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted but it doesn't come true of course.

I wish I had a flying horse.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it has a broken wing

I wish I had a rebuilt motor for my truck

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then the brakes are busted and you get into a fatal accident

I wish I was a better guitarist

[BebeFleur.]

granted but then you excel so much, the one day make a minor mistake, get completely livid, and throw the guitar off the top story of the skyscraper you were in, injuring a person below, putting you in jail. :D

I wish I didn't have to give the piccolo back at the end of the year

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you have to sell your flute

I wish I wasn't bored

[BebeFleur.]

Granted, but then ya get so annoyed of me you run away ;)

I wish my virtual school would actually teach us like honors algebra, rather than kindergarteners.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. I know the feeling

I wish to meet all my VT friends

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted but it's in a courtroom because they're all suing you.

I wish there was no such thing as mosquitoes.

[BebeFleur.]

Granted. And I'm not ruining that one 'cause I'm totally with you. Worthless creatures.

I wish I had I not read the blue part in your sig correctly. xD

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you aren't warned

I wish for a new violin

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted but it plays like crap

I wish I had a perfect singing voice

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you loose it at the end of the week

I wish I could move back to Cali

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you hate it there and want to go back to Ohio

I wish I could see an old friend who lives in Cali now

[Melodic]

Granted but she moves back to your town while you head to hers.


I wish I could see my boyfriend, who lives in Minnesota now. Ugh.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but it's snowing and cold


I wish to smile

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. I can't ruin that

I wish my throat didn't feel weird

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but then your foor feels weird

I wish to be tall

[Melodic]

Granted, you grow one cm taller.


I wish I didn't just grow like 2 inches my entire freshmen year.

[Thelizzerd]

Granted, You grew 50ft and are now a gaint.

I wish AKJ would ask me out.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it goes horribly

I wish I wasn't sick

[Melodic]

Granted but you still have to lay in bed and eat soup all day.



I wish my boyfriend will come visit soon.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a new guitar

[Melodic]

Granted, since you granted mine/


I wish half of my friends didn't move away this summer. what the?

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you move to Australia

I wish for more real friends

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, only a quarter of ur friends move away
NINJAD!!

granted, but they all think ur weird

I wish love didn't suck

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. me too :/

I wish I didn't have to write an essay tomorrow

[Melodic]

Granted you have to write a novel instead.


I wish I wasn't already a sophomore and I could go back to 8th grade. That was like my best year.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but that means that I'd have to go back to 7th grade which sucked

I wish I could change how 7th grade went for me and make it better

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I didn't find out what a liar my now ex- guy friend was.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you don't realize that he wasn't the one for you

I wish my first crush didn't hate me

[Melodic]

Yeah I'll message you about it, I just found out a week ago.

Granted, she's totally stalker crazy obsessed with you.

I wish my first crush didn't think I was weird.

[Synyster Shadows]

that just made me laugh so hard. If that happened... :')

granted but now he thinks you're creepy

I wish I had more confidence around girls I like

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I could tell my boyfriend my true feelings for him.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Crazy situation you've got there

I wish I could see all my VT friends

[Melodic]

*Sigh* Yes, Yes it is.

Granted.


I wish we could have a VT convention

[Thelizzerd]

Granted but you could not make it because you where busy.

I wish for pokemon Y for free.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's not as good as you thought it'd be

I wish for people to accept me for who I am

[Synyster Shadows]

*bump*

[Melodic]

Granted.


I wish I could see my boyfriend

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he hates you

I wish I could meet my VT friends

[Melodic]

Granted but then they go off after a second of meeting them.


I wish it was Winter Break already

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but there's no electric or internet during the break

I wish my truck was fixed

[Melodic]

Granted but someone steals it.


I wish for a new phone

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its broken

I wish I could move back to Cali

[conniption]

Granted but you have to walk there barefoot

I wish I could meet Jack White

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but he totally ignores you

I wish I could meet my VT friends

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but he totally ignores you

I wish I could meet my VT friends

Me too Mattie... me too :/
We could! :D

i wish for all the work i missed to be done at the snap of my fingers so i can start fresh again.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they bring ya more.

I wish it would quit raining

[CharlieHorse]

granted, it starts snowing :P

i wish for a big solid state drive maybe a terrabyte or so

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you drop it

I wish for a bowl of ice cream

[Captain Canada]

Granted but it has toe nails and nose hair in it.

I wish I could play shovel knight without dying every five seconds

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but it has toe nails and nose hair in it.

I wish I could play shovel knight without dying every five seconds

Granted... every 10 seconds XD


I wish for a clear life path towards something good

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted... but its a dirt path.

I wish for a new phone

[CharlieHorse]

Granted... but its a dirt path.

I wish for a new phone

Granted. whatever phone ya like.
Can't ruin that one, because i need a new one too XD

I wish for a lovely gf

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted.
I can't ruin that one.

I wish my truck was fixed

[Hideous]

Granted but flat tire

I wish for a pug

[CharlieHorse]

Granted.
I can't ruin that one.


aww :)

Granted but flat tire

I wish for a pug

granted.
it's a stuffed animal


I wish for longer weekends

[Hideous]

granted.
it's a stuffed animal


I wish for longer weekends

I would die. Hey, it's better than no pug :lol:

Granted but chores will keep you company :yeah:

I wish I had a thousand balloons

[CosmicNoodle]

I wish for longer weekends

Granted, no one weekends Arte 7 days a week meaning no one works anymore, society collapses

I wish it wasn't so cold for me on my way to school.

[Uranus]

Granted...but it's now 120 degrees.



I wish for a 15 inch-you-know-what :D

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its covered in poison ivy

I wish I wasn't sick

[CharlieHorse]

Granted

I wish I didn't sleep in and miss my classes

[Melodic]

Granted, you just missed your classes.

I wish I knew what everyone thought about me.

[Emerald Dream]

Granted. You can now read minds, and know what everyone thinks about everyone else. Enjoy the thousands of thoughts every second.


I wish it was winter break already.

[Uranus]

Granted but break only lasts one day.


I wish for $500,000,000,000,000...1,000,000 gallons of whiskey/tequila/vodka, 20 rides, and a bog house.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but you get robbed

I wish for a newer truck.

[Emerald Dream]

http://i.imgur.com/Wf9BDOB.jpg
direct from the Hot Wheels 2015 lineup


I wish I had some nachos.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it's full of ants

I wish for a new hoodie

[Uranus]

Granted, but it's a girls hoodie and its way too small


I wish for my favorite car Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 Sv

[Melodic]

Granted but then it gets towed.


I wish to earn 30 dollars each day I babysit.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but you have to babysit the most, bratty, destructive, annoying children, and have to pay out of pocket for all the damages they cause.

I wish my aunt would GTFO of my house already.

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, she sits out on the front lawn, in a house that sits only a foot away from yours, it takes up your entire lawn.

I wish I could get my computer parts already so I can build my new computer.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they're not compatible so it doesn't work.

I wish I could meet some of my VT friends.

[Uranus]

Granted but they turn out to be pedo's :D

[Melodic]

Granted because you didn't give a wish.


I wish to have an unlimited supply of books

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but they're all the same novel.

I wish I had a life.

[Thunderstorm]

Granted, but you have a terminal illness.

I wish I was naturally a genius.

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted but your IQ is so high the government kidnaps you and are experimented on.

I wish for a wish to not go wrong

[amgb]

Granted but only your wishes come true and your best friends wishes always goes wrong

I wish I could be an amazing musician

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but then you are diagnosed with a crippling disorder that ruins your ability to produce and recreate music.

using the power of my previous wish, I wish for everyone else's wishes to go right too.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but a lot of those wishes are really fucked up, and the world ends up being a post-apocalyptic nightmare.

I wish I were brave enough to tell him how I feel.

[Melodic]

Granted, but he thinks you're lying.

I wish there was a guy like Augustus Waters.

[Willy_Nilly]

Granted but he suffers the same fate as Augustus in the book

I wish winter break can last just a week longer!

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but afterwards, there's a major overhaul of the school system, and the only days given for Winter Break are X-Mas and New Year's Day.

I wish I could order a pizza right now. (It's 1 AM and my tummy is growling. :( )

[Melodic]

Granted, but it goes to a different house.

I wish I could have money to buy a ton of clothes

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but you have no way to get them all home besides walking, and it's freezing cold and raining outside.

I wish it were warmer.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it's so hot you can't breathe.

I wish my truck was fixed

[amgb]

Granted but you get in a car accident and it ends up even more broken than it was before

I wish I had long hair

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but it grows so long that it's nearly impossible to cut, and too long to try to move.

I wish I knew better Spanish.

[andria924]

Granted but you will speak so fast that noone can understand what you are saying.

I wish for peace all over the world

[Uranus]

Granted but it ends after 24 hours, and after it brings WW3

I wish for........50 strippers :D

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but they're all dudes with STDs.

I wish I had a giant bowl of cereal.

[Uranus]

Granted but it's all moldy

I wish to be the most powerful being in the world

[amgb]

Granted but humanity dies out the next month and you're the only one left

I wish I Could be beautiful

[Uranus]

Granted....you're in luck! No bad side effects :D


I wish I could....own my favorite car

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but someone steals it, and drives it off a dock, into the ocean, where it explodes.

I wish I had some whipped cream.

[andria924]

Granted but the cream had expired and you have diarrhea all night! :P

I wish for 1000000 dollars! :)

[Sardonical]

Granted, but you have to give 999999 dollars of that to the government.
I wish for a kitten..

[Beth]

Granted but they are all fake bills.

I wish I had a large piece of chocolate cake.

[andria924]

Granted but it will melt on your hands before you eat it.

I wish for a big burger.

[Beth]

Granted but the meat is horse meat.

I would like the world to be a perfect place to live

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted but it's laced with dynamite and blows up in your face before you can eat it.

I wish my dog didn't try to eat everything.

[Sardonical]

Granted, but instead he/she poops everywhere.

I wish for a great deal of intelligence.

[andria924]

Granted but it lasts only 1 day.

I wish for a romantic night! :)

[amgb]

Granted but your lover dumps you the next morning

I wish I had a pet dog

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but every time you come home, he gets so excited that he pees and slobbers all over you.

I wish I didn't take everything so personally.

[Uranus]

Granted but you take everything too literally

[IceCore]

Y U NO MAKE WISH?!?
I wish for tentacles

[CharlieHorse]

granted but they come in a form that you don't really want them... I won't say any more than that XD

I wish for someone to talk to in real life.

[amgb]

TheN3rdyOutcast You actually did grant my wish I have a pet dog now Lol
CharlieHorse Granted but after a while that someone moves somewhere far away overseas where you can't see them

I wish I could make this earth a better place for everyone

[Melodic]

Granted, but that means you have to physically move Nicki Minaj to a different planet.

I wish I could get an extra 500 dollars.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it cost you a 1,000 dollars to get it

I wish Ronnie would stop by and say hi

[IceCore]

CharlieHorse That's EXACTLY the form i want them.

@AbyssalEcho Granted but he will get turned inside out immidiately after that.

[Melodic]

Oops, you ran out of wishes :P


I wish I knew an actual genie

[Uranus]

Granted! But it's me and I ruin your 3 wishes

[Abyssal Echo]

I wish Bright Nights would make a wish

[IceCore]

Granted but then VT closes forever and ever.
I wish for this wish not to be ruined. (Beat that, bitch!)

[Liven]

Your wish was granted. But it seems that you wished for a wish not to be granted...

I wish for a awesome computer set up.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it crashes when you try to go online

I wish for more snow