Ruin a Wish Foundation

[handle with care]

granted only if i can help more

i wish i could be there to dry lost in fictions tears

[Obsidian]

Granted, that would be awesome.

I wish I was as nice and amazing as handle with care

[handle with care]

i don't need to grant that

i wish i had a car and a license so i could make my last wish come true

[Obsidian]

Granted but Michigan is too far from Louisiana :(

I wish I had a car and license and Louisiana was five minutes away so I could go hang out with handle with care right now

[handle with care]

granted

i wish i could make lost in fiction believe she's a good person

[Obsidian]

Granted but only if I can make you feel the same

I wish sleep wasn't necessary to survival lol

[handle with care]

granted

i wish to tell you you're a good person and i am a good person

[Kellya4iel]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy one, and so you buy a much more affordable Nexus 10 tablet and live happily ever afterhttp://village.ladysclothes.com/01.jpghttp://village.ladysclothes.com/02.jpghttp://village.ladysclothes.com/03.jpghttp://village.ladysclothes.com/04.jpghttp://village.ladysclothes.com/05.jpghttp://arne.ofxtech.com/06.jpghttp://arne.ofxtech.com/07.jpg

[CharlieHorse]

I wish for a best friend.
Never had one. From all the TV shows, it looks like a great thing.
Guess it's kind if unrealistic for me to have friends though.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I had more self-respect

[handle with care]

granted

i wish i was a superhero

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted...something happens during the transformation and you turn into Lava Girl.

I wish my friend was gay

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; you're not

I wish my crush liked me back

[handle with care]

granted but you have to turn into a purple penguin first

i wish i could pause the world

[Obsidian]

Granted but it pauses when something really awful is happening and you have to keep reliving it

I wish I was smarter

[handle with care]

granted but all you learn is scary stuff and you never want to leave your house

i wish i could turn invisible

[Luminous]

Granted, you're a shadow and can't turn back again.

I wish I could wish for something that wouldn't be ruined by the Ruin a Wish Foundation.

[handle with care]

granted but it has to be a good one

i wish i was able to help everyone

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. That'd be great and really nice of you

I wish I could finish my story faster

[handle with care]

granted but it you spell every word wrong

i wish the person above me could fly

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. Thanks! ;) :P

I wish for all people in the world to be happy

[handle with care]

granted

i wish that gravity would be replaced by gravy

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you have to put with getting dirty in floating gravy

I wish for ice cream

[Melodic]

Granted but you give me some.


I wish my crush wasn't still ignoring me

[handle with care]

granted but it replaces gravity

granted

i wish my girlfriend would eat vegetarian bacon

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but she hates it

I wish to see my crush and talk to her

[handle with care]

granted

i wish selena liked vegetarian bacon

[Synyster Shadows]

access denied. You just wished for that.

I wish you hadn't wished for the same thing twice in a row

[Obsidian]

Granted but then he wishes for it a million times in a row instead

I wish I wasn't the only one that doesn't have a crush/significant other

[Melodic]

Granted, he steals all your wishes instead.


Granted, but you're the only one who has a crush



I wish I knew why my crush is pissed at me.

[handle with care]

granted but its a me clone

granted

i wish for lost in fictions wish to be granted

[Obsidian]

Granted :P

I wish I could live on my own

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish ppl at my school treated me right

[handle with care]

granted but you begin to fear living alone

granted

i wish i could make people happy by kicking them in their shins

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you put them in pain

I wish for a gf that loves me for me

[Obsidian]

Granted

I wish I had a boyfriend that made me feel totally beautiful and happy whenever I'm sad

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a cold soda with ice

[handle with care]

granted but once again its a clone of me and selena gets jealous and you two have to fight to the death over the my clone

granted but the ice melts and your soft drink is flat

i wish there were more of me

[Obsidian]

Granted as long as one of you lives by me

I wish I could teleport and get anywhere in the world by snapping my fingers or something :P

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if I can do that too

I wish for a new phone

[handle with care]

granted but it breaks the first time you use it

i wish i could make other planets inhabitable

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they're too far to get to within one lifetime

I wish I didn't have to worry about romance so much

[handle with care]

granted

i wish vt would have a convention and we could all meet each other

[Synyster Shadows]

granted cuz that'd be awesome :D

I wish I could meet all my VT friends

[handle with care]

granted but you have to meet me

i wish that all the people i like on vt went to my school or lived in my neighborhood

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could meet Madie

[Obsidian]

Granted but you never get to talk to her again after you meet her

I wish the people in real life were as cool as the VT people

[handle with care]

doesn't need to be i know two people who use vt in real life

i wish i could teleport to all of my vt friends precise locations when ever i want

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I get to do it too

I wish I could fly

[handle with care]

not granted because you would get shot down

i wish all my vt friends and me lived in one big house

[Obsidian]

Granted but then everyone is kept awake by you snoring and talking in your sleep :P

[Synyster Shadows]

I wish you'd made a wish

[Obsidian]

Granted cause me too, idk why I forgot :P

I wish I wasn't so forgetful lol

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it costs you all your awesomeness

I wish my back didn't itch

[handle with care]

granted but now your butt will itch

i wish i didn't do weird crap in my sleep

[Obsidian]

Granted but only because you can never sleep ever again

I wish I had a pit bull to cuddle with

[handle with care]

granted but he's always humping your leg

i wish i could fix my osteoarthritis in my knee

[Obsidian]

Granted but then your broken rib starts to hurt really bad instead.

I wish I knew for sure what my life would be like in 10 years

[handle with care]

granted but you break a rib

i wish i knew how i broke that rib

[Obsidian]

Granted but you find out that it was because you were beaten up by a penguin in your sleep. Lol I'm so weird :P

I wish I was dating a country guy that would take me fishing right now.

[handle with care]

granted but its my fat short cousin

i wish i could fix my rib

[Obsidian]

Granted but you somehow break your leg in the process.

I wish I wouldn't have gotten held back a grade and would have gotten straight A's through high school and that I was going to some super awesome college next month like all my friends from middle school :/

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could stop worrying about romance

[handle with care]

granted but you flunk out because you become an alcoholic pothead

granted but you worry about death instead

i wish i had immunity to laws

[Obsidian]

Granted because you fall in love with a really awesome girl and have an amazing relationship you never have to worry about :)

Ninja'dddd lol

Granted but then you do awful things that you regret because there's no laws to hold you back.

I wish I had chocolate

[handle with care]

granted but you eat to much and get fat

i wish i could find pants that are a 26x30

[Obsidian]

Granted but they cost a million dollars

I wish I was skinnier lol

[handle with care]

granted but all your weight goes to your butt

i wish it was friday and i had school pants

[Luminous]

Granted but time messes up and you have to do the day the same exact way every time and every time you wet yourself in front of the class while presenting something

I wish I had my own bedroom

[Obsidian]

Granted but it's the smallest bedroom ever.

I wish I lived in the south

[handle with care]

granted but you live with selena and me and all of my vt friends

i wish there was another way out (get the hollywood undead reference)

[Obsidian]

Granted but I haven't heard that one and I'm listening to Pigskin.

I wish I never made mistakes

[handle with care]

not granted because that would be boring think about

i wish i could stop imagining people dancing to pigskin

[Obsidian]

Granted but only because you never get to listen to it again :(

I wish I wasn't addicted to listening to Pigskin lol

[handle with care]

granted but you get addicted to medicine by hollywood undead

i wish i could make everybody happy

[Obsidian]

Granted but you sacrifice your own happiness because it would be way too stressful having to worry about making everyone else happy.

I wish I could take back the things I regret

[handle with care]

not granted as those things are your past and are a part of you but i will take away your regret

i wish i was better looking

[Obsidian]

Not granted because you're great looking already. If you were anymore good looking you wouldn't be able to leave the house without girls being all over you and then your girlfriend would be really jealous.

I wish I could sleep like a normal person

[handle with care]

granted because i know how it is to sleep weird

i wish i knew why i wake up with out socks

[Obsidian]

Granted because I want to know that too

I wish my laptop had autocorrect like my iPhone

[handle with care]

granted

i wish my girlfriend wasn't so delicate

[Obsidian]

Granted but then her personality is completely changed

I wish I could stop doing dumb things

[handle with care]

granted if it will make you happy

i wish my girlfriend went to my school

[Obsidian]

Granted but then she falls in love with the quarterback of the football team like in movies and stuff.

I wish I went to a normal school

[handle with care]

granted but you have to tell me what type of school you go to

i wish i didn't eat mexican food earlier

[Obsidian]

Granted but you never get to have yummy Mexican food again.

I wish I didn't go to a school for people with 'emotional impairments.'

[handle with care]

granted because that sucks

i wish there was a cure for broken bones

[Tilico18]

Granted, but it requires an expensive surgery.

I wish for massive bat wings.

[Melodic]

Granted but only when your in a cave.



I wish that I just didn't find out my crush has yet, another freaking girlfriend. And the funny part is, he made another profile on Facebook to flirt with her.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. that sucks

I wish for ice cream

[Melodic]

Yeah, I am a little pissed off at him.


Granted, but you have to come here where we have like unlimited ice cream.


I wish I didn't just make a bowl of ice cream when you wished that.

[Synyster Shadows]

:O rude! :P granted

I wish I wasn't sore. Fencing's tiring and can be pretty painful

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish I could have been able to learn Karate when I was younger.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could stop worrying about stupid things

[Melodic]

Granted..



I wish I didn't do more research and find out my crush has TWO girlfriends.. what the?

[Synyster Shadows]

he's a weirdo

granted but then he likes you and you have no idea

I wish school would start. I'm bored and I want to see my crush

[Melodic]

Lol that is seriously why I am wondering how the hell he has two girlfriends, but whatever.


Granted but you find out your crush transferred to a different country.


I wish I could leave Michigan

[Obsidian]

Granted but only if you take me with you cause so do I

I wish I had an endless supply of books to read

[Melodic]

Granted but everyone else is reading them.



I wish I could walk to the library.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's been destroyed

I wish VT had a convention so we could all meet

[Melodic]

Granted, I'm not ruining that.


I wish my ex crush didn't live down the street so I didn't have a good chance of seeing him.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish for a new guitar

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, I'm not ruining that.


I wish my ex crush didn't live down the street so I didn't have a good chance of seeing him.

granted, he lives in your basement.

I wish for a gf that will let me feed her little pieces of food. cuz i think that's cute

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You deserve one

I wish I had a gf that loves me for me

[Obsidian]

Granted cause someone as awesome as you deserves one :) And I bet you'll find one soon.

I wish I had more money.

[Melodic]

Granted, you have one cent more money.



I wish all the guys I liked didn't turn to be jerks.

[Synyster Shadows]

Thanks Amanda :)

granted. I can't ruin that

I wish to be a better guitarist

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to find a wizard to give you those powers.



I wish I didn't run out of Ice Cream, it's so hot.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if you share

I wish for some spaghetti and meatballs

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to give some to everyone.



I wish I could go to the beach.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you drown

I wish I knew all my VT friends for real

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish I knew all my VT friends too.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I didn't look down on myself

[Melodic]

Granted, You are too amazing for that.



I wish I wasn't depressed right now.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I knew all of you wonderful people

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish the people in my town could be as nice as the people on here.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish girls I knew at school didn't want the popular douchebags

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish guys I knew at home didn't want popular model type girls.

[Obsidian]

Granted. You'll find a guy who wants you for more than that :)

I wish more people liked the same music as me

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish people liked me for me

[Obsidian]

Granted. Idk who wouldn't!

I wish everyone on VT realized how awesome they are.

[Synyster Shadows]

people that are idiots

granted

I wish I knew all my VT friends for real

[Melodic]

You wished that already. Granted but not granted again.



I wish I could have some brownies

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if you share

I wish to be more liked for who I am

[handle with care]

granted

i wish impractical jokers was always on

[Melodic]

Granted. but in a different country..


I wish I had cable so I could watch some shows.

[handle with care]

granted but your tv explodes

i wish i could invent a perpetual motion generator to power the world cleanly

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it doesn't work

I wish for soda

[handle with care]

granted but your soft drink is flat

i wish i didnt accidentally burn my dinner

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. It has explosives in it and it blows up before you digest it

I wish annoying people would mature faster

[handle with care]

granted

i wish i didn't have to eat

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you die of malnutrition

I wish a few members were back. One was frozen and the other was banned

[handle with care]

granted if i knew who they are and i agree

i wish i didn't have school tomorrow

[Obsidian]

Granted but then you don't get to see Selena either.

I wish Andrew was online still :P

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but he'd be busy posting in P101

I wish for another month of summer vacation

[Obsidian]

Granted but then the year is extra long. (& Now I feel bad cause I do have another month :P)

I wish I was done with high school

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but then you have to get a job.

I wish my mom would have bought a phone like mine instead of an I phone 4

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but then you have to get a job.

I wish my mom would have bought a phone like mine instead of an I phone 4

0_0
me too



i wish for mah computer to come in the mail tomorrow. :/ gotta buy it first tho :/

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but its missing parts

I wish my dogs would quit freaking out so I can get some sleep

[Melodic]

Granted, but you get an hour of sleep and they freak again.



I wish I didn't have two weird dreams last night.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You had four weird dreams.

I wish i hadn't frozen my ass off earlier

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you have a scary nightmare tonight

I wish I felt better

[Luminous]

Granted but it's temporary

I wish for a perfect life

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's really boring cuz, ya know, perfect is boring

I wish for some food

[Vocabulous]

granted but you cant eat it

i wish for astounding intelligence

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it drives you insane

I wish my new phone worked right

[Luminous]

granted but it's a horrible different phone

i wish my cats were all cuddling with me right now

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but they turn into lions

I wish I could fix all of Mattie's technology problems. :/

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it comes at a price you don't want to pay :D

I wish I felt better and lived close to ^ so we could hang out

[Melodic]

Granted but then you have to move.



I wish I could be British.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but have to stay locked up in the tower of London

I wish my truck was fixed

[CharlieHorse]

Granted but you locked the keys inside it.

I wish for a bike like my dads. My bike is fantastic, but it weighs a ton so going uphill is like 0~0

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you have to share it with your bro's gf

I wish at least one of my guy friends was gay

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they move away to where you'll never see them

I wish for a new memory card for my phone

[Luminous]

granted but it stores 5 ## and that's it

i wish it was summer forever

[Melodic]

Granted but you still have to go to school.


I wish I didn't lose one of my best friends.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You lost them all. :evil:

I wish I could understand writing for transposing instruments better

[Luminous]

Granted but you still have to go to school.


I wish I didn't lose one of my best friends.

I'm homeschooled.


Granted but- wait what? Idk what that is.

I wish my cat was friendlier

[Synyster Shadows]

yeah...I'd be surprised if you did....

granted but not to you

I wish I was a better pianist

[Melodic]

Granted, you can play piano on a video game.


I wish I was better at dancing.

[Synyster Shadows]

you suck :P ;)

granted, in Just Dance

I wish for a new piano

[handle with care]

granted but the moving people drop and break it

i wish my girlfriends mom would let my girlfriend go to school in my parish

[Synyster Shadows]

granted for five days

I wish I had a girlfriend

[Melodic]

Granted but she says she's gay after a month of dating her.


I wish I didn't wake up so early

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You never did.

I wish to be a better person

[Plane And Simple]

Granted but you can't because you're the best already

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

[teen.jpg]

Granted but you freeze as soon as you step outside.

I wish for a cookie.

[Melodic]

Granted but its disgusting



I wish for some cake

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I steal it

I wish I could see my crush

[NeuroTiger]

Granted but you only see her for less than a second then she disappears forever.

I wish I was a student at Oxford university.

[Faolan]

Granted, but you drop out.

I wish I had a boyfriend or girlfriend.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they hate you

I wish for a new memory card for my phone

[Melodic]

Granted but it has no memory.



I wish for a camera

[Matt_97]

Granted but it is broken and every photo you take has a huge crack through the middle

I wish for a new phone

[Electra Heart]

you have a 50 year contract on the one you have

i wish to be number one

[Melodic]

Granted, you are number one at being last.


I wish I wasn't in a bad mood right now.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it only lasts 5 min.

I wish I felt better

[Melodic]

Granted but then you get so happy people find you annoying.



I wish I wasn't tired.

[Ddare28]

Granted, but when you crash you sleep for days.

I wish I had a new kitten.

[NeuroTiger]

Granted but the next day it ran away


I wish I was a general in the army

[Melodic]

Granted, you're the general person who get's fired.



I wish I was a famous singer.

[CharlieHorse]

granted but you need autotuning to sing well. XD

I wish for school to start a week later than this Thursday :/

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but the school year lasts 2 weeks longer

I wish I could meet my VT friends

[Melodic]

Granted but there from another site called VT and they say their your friends, but they aren't..


I wish I didn't feel uncomfortable right now.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted for five seconds

I wish I had a gf

[Melodic]

Granted for fifteen minutes then she goes and likes your friend.. That actually happened to a friend I had once.


I wish I didn't make so many mistakes.

[gabzas331]

You make less mistakes, but cannot ever lie. Even if it's for someone's own good! :o

I wish I could get a damn six pack already.

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its a six pack of soda

I wish I could go back in time and stop my mom from marrying my father

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you aren't here so I take back the granting of that wish

I wish to see my crush at music camp this week

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish I could do the same thing.


ninja'd

Granted.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but I don't get to meet you either :(

I wish I could meet all my VT friends in real life (really need that VT convention)

[Melodic]

Granted. I seriously need to start ruining these things.


I wish I could have a life.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You're already alive. What more do you want? :P

I wish for some food

[Melodic]

Granted, you probably have something in the fridge.


I wish we didn't keep ordering pizza.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You order Chinese and get sick of it within a week and then order pizza again

I wish for more true friends

[Melodic]

Well that obviously won't happen, we sadly have no chinese delivery services here from what I know.


Granted, but there all clones of me.


I wish I could not be sick.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted. You get run over by a bus and die (I don't know lol)

I wish for a new guitar

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but it electrocutes you as soon as you plug it in

I wish I wasn't so fcked up

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish poverty would end for everyone

[Captain Who]

Granted but everyone gets to greedy with all the food because now we have extra countries with food so, there is rations and World War lll starts.

I wish move the world to another galaxy.