A question for guys about morning wood

[Ihaveagun]

Hi guys.

I just wondered. I know that you often have morning wood, I just wonderd what yu do when you get them. Do you jerk off, or just put your clothes on and try the best you can to hide it?

[TheGlowingCactus]

Option B.
I can't imagine that as a schedule.. Wake up --> Jack off.
:P

[Steve Hala]

I get up and try and go take a pee

[Sir Suomi]

Normally, by the time I've taken a shower, gotten dressed, it's gone away, unless I'm reeealy horny at the time, and if it does get like that, I do jack off real quick just so it's done and out of the way.

[Danny_boi 16]

I can't imagine that as a schedule.. Wake up --> Jack off.
:P

^^^^lol that's hilarious:D. Option B for me.(ps. I just made a rhyme)

[MalditoDia]

Wank. No point in wasting a perfectly good erection. That or I just pee and it goes away

[Hungman]

i always stroke myself to bed and out of bed if i have an erection, might as well!

[Lost in the Echo]

I rarely get it now, I used to get morning wood all the time though.
Whenever I got it, I just let it go away on it's own.
I don't usually jack off when I have morning wood, because i'm not aroused, and I usually just jerk off when i'm horny.

So yeah, I don't do anything about morning wood.
It usually goes away in like 30 seconds or a minute.

[Troy35216]

goes away after i pee. i don't have time to wank when i wake up or i'll be late for school

[Swagging god]

Like Bo I only jack off when I am EXTREMELY HORNY. I usually go to pee and either It'll go down after I attempt to piss and ejaculate instead after which I can easily urinate.

[dusman77]

I occasionally jack off, I usually just ignore it and let it die down on it's own.

[Lock]

Normally, by the time I've taken a shower, gotten dressed, it's gone away, unless I'm reeealy horny at the time, and if it does get like that, I do jack off real quick just so it's done and out of the way.

Dats the way i do it too

[tysonthegreat111]

All it is for me is just that I need to go to the toilet ... After that its just gone

[Robin99]

If I jacked off every time I had wood, I would have no time for anything. Peeing usually lessens it. But I always get morning wood. I think it thinks its my alarm clock (or alarm c*ck).

[Pizzahead]

Don't get it too often

[wish_master_TWA]

I jack off to get rid of it ;)

[TheStarsShadow]

When I get it, which is rare anyways, it usually doesn't last that long so I just act normal and rarely actually masturbate just because of it. Unless I'm already horny then I might.

[Arsenalfan123]

sometimes jack off but after a pee it is gone

[hscott729]

i jerk it off ;P quickest way to get rid of it. also why not? :P

[SCHS1998]

I barely get morning wood anymore, I used to get it all the time though. But I just let it go down on it's own, I only j/o when I'm horny not when I get an erection. It usually goes down in like a minute.

[Sean4U]

i still get morning wood 5 out of 7 days a week, maybe more....when I do i have to go to the bathroom, usually it has to start to go down to allow you to urinate....so by then what's the use....i do j/o in the shower pretty much in the morning....but that has nothing to do with morning wood....

[Charles123]

goes away after i pee. i don't have time to wank when i wake up or i'll be late for school

Same for me. Sometimes is hard to pee when the thing doesn't go down a little.

[Troy35216]

Same for me. Sometimes is hard to pee when the thing doesn't go down a little.
heh i know. i have to back up from the toilet 2 or 3 steps and get the Pee Arc going.

[teen.jpg]

Option B is the one for me.

Morning wood goes away when I pee.

:P

[ImAJock]

I get up and try and go take a pee

exactly

[AlienMan]

I jack off most mornings anyway, but on the mornings i don't I just wait for it to go down.

[ramgoat647]

It depends on how much time I have in the morning and how horny I am. If I am horny and have time, I will definately jack off. However, that is only once every two weeks.

[kylem1229]

Nah, I dont really get it in the mornings anyways. Once I get up, i use the restroom, take a shower, and watch tv for a bit.

[Uncut Joe]

If I have a fair amount of time, sometimes I'll jack it off. Otherwise, I'll just pee and shower and then it's normally gone.

[DamoMac]

I tend to just let it go, naturally haha.

[flyboy27]

If i have to get up for school or somethig, then i just don't have time. othewise i jerk off

[kaostheory]

It's different all the time... Morning wood feels different to me than being actually horny. It's almost more of an annoyance than anything else. If I ignore it for a couple of minutes it goes away. Sometimes I'll masturbate, and if I'm in bed with a girl, we might have sex, but it really depends on what I have to do that morning. lol

[RElk]

Nothing. Leave it alone.

[DarkxChochan]

well... if i can fit it into my schedule...which i don't really have a schedule btw... then i just jack off and it goes away. Or, and i do this most often, I just wake up so late in the day that i don't get it :)

[Zakky Boy]

I just let it go down naturally, just put on some clothes and go to the toilet

[Eric57]

I don't get morning wood as often as I used to, but I always just let it go down by itself. I couldn't imagine waking up and jerking off. Too early for that. lol Besides, I'm not really aroused when I first wake up.

[BlokeMan]

I usually let them pass themselves, they don't last very long for me.

[aidan235]

usually if its a school day or ive gotta get up and do something id just try to hide it, but if im not in a rush for anything id usually jerk it out

[bnc1997]

Morning wood is the best.. Super hard and I lay there and start to masturbate till I cum all over

[Howareyou]

I just get dressed

[James_1996]

I normally give it 5 minutes to go away, then get up :P

[Ihaveagun]

Many interesting replies. Thanks, guys! :)

[opsfam15]

Well I would just get up and try to hide it because even though you have a boner in the morning, most of the time you aren't horny.

[johnny93]

mostly i kack off and sometimes i pee... depends on how horny i am when i wake up. ;)

[dvd333]

Every morning...i save it for my gf usually

[kiltipkid]

Get up pee and shower

[JoshMacca95]

Not much really. I let it pass in it's own time, by the time i get in the shower they are usually gone. Or, if i have the time and energy, might have a wank haha =).

[lancezer]

Option B.
I can't imagine that as a schedule.. Wake up --> Jack off.
:P

I get up and try and go take a pee

yeah ture and same

[tomfelix]

If I have time I nearly always masturbate... unless I'm late for something

[joshduder]

sometimes i jack off....but not always

[Cook my Sock]

TBH I've never woken up with a stiffy but if I did I would wait for it to go away or I would have a wank then maybe I wouldn't be so horny during the day.

[Lucky13Matt]

depends on the day

[kikame]

Um well for me it goes away s soon as i pee ^-^

[izza]

I usually wank :3

[Charl1e]

I put on my clothes, it goes anyway and i've never wanked to get rid of it.

[HerSecretsAreExposed]

My ex, he used to call me everymorning and once time I called him instead and he answer the phone saying, "Hey I'm jerking it right now ttyl" and hung up. 20 minutes later he called me back and apologized for being rude but it wouldnt go away. I asked him about it later and he said he did it everymorning. i was like... woah...

[Prodigy17]

My ex, he used to call me everymorning and once time I called him instead and he answer the phone saying, "Hey I'm jerking it right now ttyl" and hung up. 20 minutes later he called me back and apologized for being rude but it wouldnt go away. I asked him about it later and he said he did it everymorning. i was like... woah...
you don't like the thought of guys doing that?

[HerSecretsAreExposed]

No I'm literally made of horomones I just didn't think guys always had I until I dated him.

[PinkFloyd]

I just deal with it..

[Matt723]

Usually, when i get ready after shower and stuff i goes away, but on weekends, i'll generally jack off to get it away.

[digzchickz]

i jerk it sometimes, but most of the time i just let it go down on its owb... its weird though, i can pee with morning wood, its a little different than a normal boners.

[Jake17133]

I get it every morning and I just ignore it

[prettypantyprincess]

my stepbrother has and it bounces hehehehe but my stepdad not sure cos he leaves for work before im awake.

[dvd333]

my stepbrother has and it bounces hehehehe but my stepdad not sure cos he leaves for work before im awake.

Bounces?

[Skitty]

Well, I usually try and get on with my morning, the majority of my fapping happens at night in the company of myself, and no one else.

[Mister_Fantastic]

I usually get morning wood every single morning, i don't complain about it though because i utilize it and fap every morning. I know a lot of people who say they just get up and ignore it but I also know that it is more common to do something with it.

[prettypantyprincess]

Bounces?

yup my stepbrother has pjamies without underwear and his erect bounces in the morning when i see him walk.

[Buck]

I just ignore it

[pjones]

Just started getting them most mornings and I'll go take my shower or pee and it goes away

[NudistKid]

just pee normally for me

[Jakers61]

I don't get morning wood much anymore but when I do, I just start moving around and it goes away winin a couple minutes.

[JakeJakeJake]

I jack off, why not?

[swaggerman84]

I don't get morning wood much anymore but when I do, I just start moving around and it goes away winin a couple minutes.

Samething with me!!! HOLLA!!!!

[swaggerman84]

I don't get morning wood much anymore but when I do, I just start moving around and it goes away winin a couple minutes.

Samething with me HOLLAA!!!!!

[Wanderer_]

I've noticed boys seem to 'take care of it' first
Like as if sperm was toxic and they must get it out of their system lest they perish

[prettypantyprincess]

I've noticed boys seem to 'take care of it' first
Like as if sperm was toxic and they must get it out of their system lest they perish

my bf likes to get rid of fast, we cuddle and he makes my bottom press his hard lap until its soft and soaked and then after that we cuddle slower :yes:

[Wanderer_]

Wows! That's pretty hot!

[prettypantyprincess]

Wows! That's pretty hot!

thats our closest to going all the way cos we just started being gfbf last week and i like taking it superslowmo :P so we have never taken our panties/pants off.

[chriscool]

Hi guys.

I just wondered. I know that you often have morning wood, I just wonderd what yu do when you get them. Do you jerk off, or just put your clothes on and try the best you can to hide it?

I wait fot it to go off

[qurious17]

I've noticed boys seem to 'take care of it' first
Like as if sperm was toxic and they must get it out of their system lest they perish

Haha I like it !

[Emfinite]

Get it every morning Other day mom came in to wake me she pulls the sheet off and there it was hanging out.. She just smiled and said C'mon get up .. After I showered and dressed I was a little shy in front of her.

[NUGGETMAN1]

Yes, every morning. Usually when i brush my teeth. If my mom is around, I try to hide it. If not, I masturbate. I do that alot.

[Steven1]

I used to just get on with it and hide it, although now that I've finished school I'm on my own when I wake up so I usually jerk it if I feel like it, or I'll just get up and carry on with my day.

[UKRaven32]

I have a wank and get rid of it that way

[isiah_]

I usually play with myself and then just go pee and it's gone by then. I never really jerk off all the way with morning wood (ejaculating.)

[Pontiac67]

If I have time and I am horny I will jack off, usually on the weekends, otherwise I manage it by going pee, that takes care of my erection

[crazyBoyjJ]

I go pee

[countryboi9]

I jack off

[CharlieHorse]

I take a knife and cut it off.

[Jakeyboy]

just get straight in the shower and jack off there.

[XjojosX]

i usually jerk off :)

[dontfiguremeout]

thats our closest to going all the way cos we just started being gfbf last week and i like taking it superslowmo :P so we have never taken our panties/pants off.

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