The Item to the right is your only weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

[PrimedPenguin]

Think of your favorite ZOMBIE MOVIE or TV SHOW......(i.e. Walking Dead on AMC, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Dead, Resident Evil, Zombie Apocalypse).Now that is in your mind, In your neighbor hood every one is turning into zombies and they are knocking down your door or window.*The only thing you have to protect yourself is an item to the right of you.What is this item and how could you use it to protect yourself and your family from being attacked by a zombie?EXAMPLE:To the right of me is a printer.I would use it to make copies of myself to use as decoys so my family and I could get away.

[ReginaGeorge]

Oh, it's a bra.

Well, see you guys in Heaven.

[Ryhanna]

A Hunger Games poster? I may as well just volunteer as zombie and get it over with.

[Emerald Dream]

A bottle of water, the non-holy variety. I guess I'm a zombie victim.

[Zman21]

A calendar. I could give them all killer paper cuts

[Jimmy Page]

Guitar,I could use it to hit them....but I'd rather be a zombie than to risk damaging my beautiful guitar

[Jabbawocke]

My baby bro. Sacrifice???

[Silicate Wielder]

The aluminum christmas tree, since its lightweight it will make a great oversized club to beat the zombies with :cool: after the foliage comes off I can dip the end I won't be holding in kerosine and set it on fire, if I can can find any, to have a greater damaging affect.

[PrimedPenguin]

To the right slightly above me is a samuari sword. Nothing more needs to be said

[Aajj333]

My dick so ya...

[TheBigUnit]

A clock, to count the time till I die

[Oukakystan95]

um i guess i could smash the mirror and then use the shards ti cut

[HahaWaitWhat]

My xbox 360. That'll be good I guess, until it shatters over a Zombies head.

[PrimedPenguin]

My xbox 360. That'll be good I guess, until it shatters over a Zombies head.

You could take the sharp pieces of metal and shank the zombies in the heads lol.

[Erasmus]

A blanket... Great

[shadymc]

My my S&W 915 9mm Handgun, on my nightstand. lol.

[Castle of Glass]

sweet my bug out bags

[BrassMonkey]

Hummm, a pair of scissors. I would use them to stab the zombies in the head. Possibly through the eye like Michonne did to the Governor on The Walking Dead, but it would actually go through the brain. And I could use it to cut off their arms and jaws so they cant bite me and to carry my things.

[PinkFloyd]

Well im sitting in a chair to the left of a table that has a bunch of stuff on it.

1/2 full can of Pepsi: (use aluminum shards as shanks)
Xbox 360 basic headset: (use the cord to strangle zombies)
Sterio remote: (use it to smash the zombie's skull)
String from a Duluth Bulldogs sweatshirt: (strangling tool)
Airsoft AK-47 mag: (Use it for the same purpose as the remote)
Ride BMX magazine for reading membership: (use the paper as a shank...)
Xbox 360 controller: (same use as the ak mag and the remote)
Swiss Army Knife: (stabbing, shanking, slitting, cutting, jabbing, serading, mincing, piercing gashing, jagging, puncturing, twinging, wounding, aching, thrusting, hurting, KILLING)
Sham wow: (cover up the eyes so they cant see)
Padlock key: (see knife)
box of 15 12 gram CO2 canisters: (use as explosives after exposed to temperatures over 120 degrees farenheit)

[Silicate Wielder]

Its a freaking desk. lol although the aluminum christmas tree is still on the right of the desk. :3
gonna use the tree as a ridiculously huge (but lightweight) club and after the foliage is off i'll dip the end I'm not going to be holding into kerosine and set it on fire and then burn them with it. :D

I'll use the desk as a shield lol, its one of those cheap flimsy ones that you can just pull apart without breaking a sweat. btw how strong is a zombie?

[PrimedPenguin]

Well im sitting in a chair to the left of a table that has a bunch of stuff on it.

1/2 full can of Pepsi: (use aluminum shards as shanks)
Xbox 360 basic headset: (use the cord to strangle zombies)
Sterio remote: (use it to smash the zombie's skull)
String from a Duluth Bulldogs sweatshirt: (strangling tool)
Airsoft AK-47 mag: (Use it for the same purpose as the remote)
Ride BMX magazine for reading membership: (use the paper as a shank...)
Xbox 360 controller: (same use as the ak mag and the remote)
Swiss Army Knife: (stabbing, shanking, slitting, cutting, jabbing, serading, mincing, piercing gashing, jagging, puncturing, twinging, wounding, aching, thrusting, hurting, KILLING)
Sham wow: (cover up the eyes so they cant see)
Padlock key: (see knife)
box of 15 12 gram CO2 canisters: (use as explosives after exposed to temperatures over 120 degrees farenheit)

Quite the arsenal lol.

[PinkFloyd]

Quite the arsenal lol.

Oh yeah, definately! :D

[Skyline]

Hmmm, a 200 gallon Fish tank and a lamp. Well I'd let the zombies get as close as possible then tip the tank over spilling out all the water, then break the bulb on the lamp (without hurting the tungsten coil) then throw the lamp into the water thus electrocuting the zombies. Then I would use their corpses to build a wall,while behind the wall I would break one of their arms off and sharpen the bone with, Either A my teeth or B another bone. I would use the arm as a shank.

[Cognizant]

Oh joy! I get to use broken blinds! Maybe they'll rofl so hard that they won't kill me. :P

[PrimedPenguin]

Oh joy! I get to use broken blinds! Maybe they'll rofl so hard that they won't kill me. :P

Lol have fun with those blinds

[DerBear]

A PS3 controller.

Well I was always good at Nazi Zombies lol

[Koffing]

A tissue.... :cool:

[TheSocialInspector]

A small metal cosmetic instrument.

I would use it to try to cut myself and use the blood to ... er ... paint the doors?

Screw this, I might as well get bitten.

[PrimedPenguin]

What about using the instrument as a weapon?

[DarkHorse4eva]

My pillow!??

[PrimedPenguin]

My pillow!??

Full the pillow with rocks and smack the zombies lol

[Mob Boss]

A cup of hot, blueberry, herbal tea. Oh joy! I'll let them turn me then become the leader and kill everyone that has already commented in this thread because I know exactly what they plan on doing and using as weapons so....word out.

[Snookers]

A towel.



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surviving the ZA is too mainstream anyway.

[PrimedPenguin]

A cup of hot, blueberry, herbal tea. Oh joy! I'll let them turn me then become the leader and kill everyone that has already commented in this thread because I know exactly what they plan on doing and using as weapons so....word out.


Lol what if I put something else to the right of me and don't tell you like a rocket launcher. Wait damn I told you.

[PinkFloyd]

It's a spring airsoft gun... I can shoot little plastic balls at zombies... Id be screwed lol

[kayleethegray]

A.... humidifier...

I will... make them moldy?

[PrimedPenguin]

A.... humidifier...

I will... make them moldy?

I think they already are lol.

[jayyy-lmao]

My dad.

[AkuRokuStalker]

A sofa??? well Bye (gets eaten alive)

[Sir Suomi]

This was a good time to start looking at my hunting knife :P

[CharlieHorse]

a nutcracker man statue thing.
I'll kill al the guy zombies, but the ladies might get me :D

[FizZ]

pillow.. xD

[HadesLady]

A wireless mouse

[Mara-chan]

well.....i guess i'm lucky....i have all my swords on display XD

[Silicate Wielder]

the gerbils. LOL

[clarksonian]

Pillow pet. I'm dead