Post an insane lie about the person above you

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Pretty sure there was similar thread before, but oh well...
I think it can be fun, so... :)

[Mob Boss]

Has a bromance with Bieber. :P

http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/63b/544774150_372365.gif

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Hmm..

Is an cannibal, and has cannibal babies as well.

[Jimmy Page]

Has cannibal babies with Bridgette

[Mob Boss]

Lives under the sea

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Enjoys cross-dressing, and her friends call her Brad

[Jimmy Page]

his avatar picture is off him and his transsexual boyfriend Nicholas

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^ Loves to wear wigs

[Jimmy Page]

I thought these were supposed to be lies? O.o
The old man in his sig is him

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:D

Is secretly Jigsaw-like killer, and loves to torture young children.

[Mob Boss]

Is actually a midget :P

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Haha, you never know, i might actually be XD

Enjoys eating worms.Nom nom

[TheBigUnit]

constipated, very constipated

[Mob Boss]

Had a third eye, but had it removed.

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She believes that cows are her Gods.

[Mob Boss]

He has a conjoined twin, whom's head is attached to Ace's butt. :lol2:

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Haha,,

She's Achmed's mother. O_O

[Silicate Wielder]

He Blew up Jupiter

[Mob Boss]

Hates burritoes

[Boss...]

Is a transsexual named Nicholas.

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He's actually a woman, and he's pregnant.

[Boss...]

He's my weird man baby o_O

[Mob Boss]

Lives in a bomb shelter out of fear of a zombie apocalypse.

[Boss...]

Thats not a lie Bridgette.

She is really a bridge in monkey form, that can use the internet

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Has a 2 feet long tail >.>

[Boss...]

only has one finger.

[OrKing]

Once had brunch with Gandhi.

[Boss...]

Was once involved with a honey badger

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He died 20 years ago.

[West Coast Sheriff]

He will be born twenty years from tomorrow.

[OrKing]

He lives in the Red Zone in Afghanistan.

[Aajj333]

Is a man

[PinkFloyd]

Is a packer fan

[Lost in the Echo]

He HATES the song "Red Solo Cup" :P

[Mob Boss]

Has blue hair

[Lost in the Echo]

She's ugly ( an extreme lie because she's beautiful :yes: )

[Mob Boss]

XD You're sweet, Bo.

He has a butterfly tattoo on his back. :P

[TheSocialInspector]

Is actually President Barack Obama, using an account to secretly observe the views of teenagers worldwide and how it might affect his thoughts, political advancement and business economically or financially towards his advantage.

[Mob Boss]

Doesn't actually live on earth.

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Lives on the moon, where she kicks Nazi's ass every day.

[Mob Boss]

Is a man

Wait...what? :lol2:



Speaks in his own language that sounds like chewbacca singing at an Opera. :P

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XD

She's actually a vampire, and she goes on prowl every night.

[Boss...]

He's really badass.

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He's an old man.

[Boss...]

is 10 inches tall.

[xXJust Jump ItXx]

Wait! .... Doesnt like guitar.

[Boss...]

Was in a band

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Listens to Gaga every night before going to bed.

[Boss...]

Is truely addicted to country music and its lifestyle.

[Mob Boss]

Wears women's perfume, you sicko. :)

[Boss...]

Cross-dresses and pretends she is Tim Tebow.

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He's in love with a dog named Edward

Wears women's panties, you sicko. :)

Fixed. :D

[Boss...]

He has sexual relations with a bat named Jacob.

[Mob Boss]

Cross-dresses and pretends she is Tim Tebow.

Okay, he's cute. I'll dress like him.


Is a bat named Jacob :P

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Uh-oh...

Is a dog named Edward.

[Boss...]

Never wears pants, and is very self conscious.

[Mob Boss]

>.> Nooooooo

Has piercings everywhere

[Boss...]

o_0

Is a proud and dedicated nudiest.

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Every night goes around his neighborhood naked and screams "aliens are coming!"

[Boss...]

Keeps a shotgun in his truck on the rear window gun rack.

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He's a former demon who turned into human.

[Boss...]

He's a dog that thinks he is a cat, all in a human body.

[Rascaldog24]

Has had an affair with a chair.

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Humps his bed every morning.

[Boss...]

Humps his lover bat everyday, all day.

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I have to drag him off my dog every morning

[Boss...]

He is a dog.

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He's a cat my neighbors dogs chase every night.

[Boss...]

He, being a dog, defends that cat, and wishes he was a cat.

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He thinks he can fly

[Zman21]

He's the kid that runs around school making airplane noises

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He's in love with a giraffe

[Boss...]

He has never seen a woman.

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He screams in woman - like voice every time he sees a spider.

[Boss...]

He Loves the Bee Gees with a burning passion, and has a special experence ever time he hears one of their songs.

[Mob Boss]

What's with all the humping, weirdos? o_O

Is an evil twin

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Well, there is part in title, "insane" :P

She's actually that girl from The Ring movie. o_o

http://filmaholics.net/uploads/the_ring-10828.jpg

[Boss...]

He loves the girl from the exorcist.

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Is patiently waiting for a blow up doll he ordered online.

[Mob Boss]

Hahhhh

Asks people to address him as "Big Papa" :lol:

[Mob Boss]

Hahhhh

Asks people to address him as "Big Papa" :lol:

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Dreams of eating people's brains every night.

Mhm, call me "Daddy' XD

[Mob Boss]

^_-

Does eat people's brains every night...nom nom

[Mob Boss]

^_-

Does eat people's brains every night...nom nom

[Boss...]

Loves it when she's called "Daddy"

[Princess Ariel]

Worked with Hitler.

[Boss...]

Worked for Stalin.

[Mob Boss]

Loves it when she's called "Daddy"

These are supposed to be lies. :rolleyes:

Eats paper

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Daddy ^ actually works for Satan.

[JackShephard]

Punches kittens due to a traumatic childhood experience where felines bullied him.

[CharlieFinley]

Charming and lovely human being. ;)

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He's a necrophiliac.

[Mob Boss]

Daddy ^ actually works for Satan.

:devil: You know it. :P

Licks spoons before others use them.

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That actually isn't a bad idea, haha.Just reminded me of Dead Like Me, that secretary did almost the same thing.

She has a terrible sense of humor.

[Mob Boss]

Paints his nails black because he's gothic. :lol2:

I paint mine black, and i'm not gothic. -_-

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True, you're probably "emo" XD.

She makes her cat wear baby clothes.

[randomnessqueen]

has a fetish for tying his hands behind his own back and diving into holes filled with mud.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Is an avid One Direction fan.

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Thinks that god speaks to him through cats meowing.

[JackShephard]

The reincarnation of Jack the Ripper

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That would explain a lot.

He's actually Nicolas Cage - pretending to be someone else.

[Mob Boss]

Lives in a hot-air ballon. :)

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is a professional tennis player

[CharlieHorse]

^ has never cussed

[West Coast Sheriff]

He is a Martian.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Has never dropped the fbomb before, as opposed to his name.

[Jason The Great]

he has robbed a bank...:lol:

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Enjoys hunting whales.

[Mob Boss]

Is in a cult........







....that i'm the leader of. :lol:

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Anytime :)

^ Uses cats as sacrifice.

[Mob Boss]

In a freak, horrific accident our brains were swapped.

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She's a reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe :)

[Mob Boss]

Hah nice.

He likes to randomly bite people. :>_>: Sounds like someone I know.

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Haha, yeah, and i walk like a dog too.

She has a kangaroo in her closet.I can't even imagine why she has it, and why it's in her closet.

[Mob Boss]

Uhhh, it's my only source of transportation. Duhh :P Random Fact: A kangaroo's tail has to touch the ground before it can jump.


He's a famous Serbian actor.

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I didn't know that xD

She's her own mother.How - don't ask me!

[Mob Boss]

Hah

Is in love with Channing Tatum. :lol:

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Hmm..

Her idol is Paris Hilton :D

[Mob Boss]

:>_>: Shhh...someone will hear you.



Has adopted 5 children.

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She can't sleep if she doesn't hear someone snoring.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Is Jack the Ripper.

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He's actually that Lama in his signature ^

[HahaWaitWhat]

http://www.upmeme.com/media/created/97ciuf.jpg

Secretly loves Nicki Minaj.

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Enjoys having his dreams visited by Freddy Krueger.

[Boss...]

Has never been to hell.

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Every night he barks below the tree.

[Boss...]

At night he checks his bedroom for Chuck Norris.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Thinks checking his bedroom for Chuck Norris is considered "insane".

[Silicate Wielder]

Is Chuck Norris' wimpy twin in comparison

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He's that weird looking guy that's creeping around my window right now.

[Boss...]

His avatar is him and his best friend in the shower.

[Mob Boss]

Is his best friend taking a shower with him..

[Boss...]

Is some how in the shower too.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Is videotaping the entire shower scene.

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He's the main attraction in that shower.Uh-oh.

[Mob Boss]

hah This thread is turning into a porno. XD

Is actually Donald Trump's child that he put up for adoption.

[Jason The Great]

he is a gangster

[Mob Boss]

The dude above you isn't actually a dude. Just throwing that out. :P

He's actually Jason Voorhees.

[squibles976]

Is the original Derpet

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He's Hugh Hefner's boy toy.

[squibles976]

Is all to familair to playing with hugh hefner

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He loves Hugh Hefner as much i love pizza.

[Boss...]

Has no genitalia

[BrainDamage]

He IS the boss

[trystan10]

Showers with all his clothes on

[BrainDamage]

Is dead

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He's a slave.

[BrainDamage]

No I'm not but I want to be one :p

He's a lame fucknut

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You should contact Bridgette then.She can help you with that :P

He's a terrifying pirate.

[BrainDamage]

He's actually a pervert seeking money to buy himself a narwhal horse aka a uniporn I mean unicorn

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Sings Lady Gaga's songs when he's in the shower.

[chiliguy]

Eats his own poop. x(

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So we're gonna play like that?

Has sexual relations with his pig.

[chiliguy]

Challenge accpeted!
He has a penis instead of a nose.

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He cross-dresses, and hangs out on corner of the street looking for "work".

[chiliguy]

He jerks off his dog.

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His first "customer/s" were horses.You do NOT wanna know what he did with 'em.

[chiliguy]

When he was a kid, he used to think he's a rabbit and dug his garden to find carrots.

[Silicate Wielder]

he is the Error 404

[Snowcakie]

Always a stupid, lying dick.

[trystan10]

Ate her dog while pmsing

[BrainDamage]

Is a chocolate bunny

[Mob Boss]

Eats human chocolate bunnies, you cannibal.

[BrainDamage]

She is actually a 57 year old male

[Snowcakie]

Touches his grandma's vagina.

[Rascaldog24]

Can fly

[Silicate Wielder]

Ate my laptop.

[Mob Boss]

Ewew :yuck:, some people have disturbing imaginations, that I would never like to venture through.
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Cheeto Man is a Japanese spy.

[Silicate Wielder]

I meant my computer laptop.

[Mob Boss]

I knew what you meant. :P I wasn't talking about you at all.

Isn't actually somewhere in the world. O-o

[Silicate Wielder]

you didn't lie just now. :rolleyes:

Ewew :yuck:, some people have disturbing imaginations, that I would never like to venture through.
I am one of those people, I just keep my imagination's dark side to myself

[Boss...]

Has no burrito

[Mob Boss]

Bleeds blue, like that Opera singer/alien from 5th Element.

[Boss...]

Has no blood, and is made of dust.

[Mob Boss]

Has no eyes and is made of my blood. :lol:

[Boss...]

Has everything to fear, but fear its self.

[Steve Jobs]

Is the boss of fear :O

[Boss...]

He only uses zunes.

[Steve Jobs]

Intentionally makes kids to sell them for gas money

[TapDancer]

Enjoys putting salt in the sugar shaker and sugar in the salt shaker. Also likes to wear his briefs backwards and secretly imagines his school principle 3/4 naked. LOL IM MESSED UP

[Opie.]

This person likes to tap dogs. After they die.
He then takes them home, stuffs them and adds the corpse to his collection.

Necro-Zoophiliac .-.

[Steve Jobs]

Finds these dead dogs and eats them

[OrKing]

He can bench 16,847,947lb.

[Snowcakie]

Killing cute, little kittens.

[Boss...]

The cake is a lie.

[Mob Boss]

Has a phobia of breathing

[Boss...]

Only loves animals.

[Snookers]

Has a collection of barbie-doll heads that have pink hair.

[Mob Boss]

Is a filthy muggle!

[Abyssal Echo]

is a muggle lover

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is secretly a powder puff girl

[Abyssal Echo]

lives on the beach and likes fem guys

[Snookers]

has eyes instead of nipples.

[TheBigUnit]

hahaha, takes phillips constapation pills on a regular basis

[HadesLady]

Has sex with the toys in Walmart and let people watch O.O

[Snowcakie]

Masturbating off ponies.

[Steve Jobs]

Didn't know how to spell own name until 12 years old

He can bench 16,847,947lb.

Awkward, that's a true fact!

[Snookers]

Sometimes puts a blonde wig on, stares at the mirror and sings One Direction - what makes you beautiful pointing at his reflection.

[Steve Jobs]

Sometimes puts a blonde wig on, stares at the mirror and sings Justin Bieber - As long as you love me, pointing at his reflection.

[Snookers]

>:O
injects redbull in his veins