Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Obsidian]

Eats baby sharks

[Sasha M]

Was on America's got USELESS talents.

[Abyssal Echo]

time travels with Dr. Who

[Obsidian]

Battled Lord Voldemort

[Sasha M]

Blown up a blimp with a straw.

[Obsidian]

Lives in My Little Pony land

[Abyssal Echo]

was caught by PETA selling rats at a snake convention

[Obsidian]

Feeds rabbits to his pet wolf.

[justinglives]

She was abducted by aliens from the planet Traayyneer. Implanted with a modular tracking device that relays all her sexual activities to the mothership for reasearch on the human species.

[handle with care]

is a frozen duck god

[Obsidian]

Has a pet unicorn

[handle with care]

is a pet unicorn

[Obsidian]

Has a man crush on Justin Bieber

[handle with care]

loves to eat butter

[Obsidian]

Has lived in a pineapple under the sea with Spongebob

[handle with care]

is a horrible person

[Obsidian]

Is not a ridiculously awesome person

[handle with care]

eats baby ducks

[Obsidian]

Is an illegal immigrant from Mexico named Pedro

[handle with care]

is really an evil man lady who wants to eat my soul after covering me in pudding and super gluing pop tarts to my butt cheeks

[Obsidian]

Did not just make me laugh a bunch lol :P

[handle with care]

doesn't shave her butt (uh people do that right)

[Obsidian]

Shaves his arms :P

[handle with care]

has a third nipple (so you do shave your butt i knew it)

[Obsidian]

Has no butt and has to stand all the time lol

[handle with care]

is lying about me not having a butt (my butt is almost non existent)

[Obsidian]

Is lying and has a black girl booty. lmao :P

[handle with care]

is buttless

[Obsidian]

Sags his pants so you can see half of his underwear (unless you do :P)

[handle with care]

is a alien who abducts people to steal their butt fat (i dont sag my pants fall off)

[Obsidian]

Goes around stealing little kids Christmas gifts on Christmas morning

[handle with care]

is a balloon animal

[Obsidian]

Is an evil clown that makes balloon animals for little kids but then pops them to make them cry.

[handle with care]

has a tail

[Obsidian]

Is jealous I have an awesome tail and he doesn't

[handle with care]

banned for making me cry, making me laugh, and for making me smile.

[Obsidian]

didn't mean to post that in the banning thread :P

[handle with care]

is a giraffe

[Obsidian]

Is an Eskimo that rides a polar bear around all the time.

[handle with care]

is covering for herself

[Obsidian]

Is a chimpanzee with excellent communication skills

[Abyssal Echo]

is a fiddle playing iguana

[handle with care]

is an uterus

[Obsidian]

Has a uterus :P

[Trace]

Does not have a uterus.

[handle with care]

has no nipples

[Obsidian]

Has no lips

[Trace]

Has no soul.

[handle with care]

eats souls

[Obsidian]

Is secretly a Wizard who for some reason never got his acceptance letter to Hogwarts :(

[Abyssal Echo]

is not a harry potter fan

[Trace]

Likes vagina.

[handle with care]

is a banana

[Obsidian]

Was not born from a vagina.

Is an apple :P

[handle with care]

is a definitely a worse person than me

[Obsidian]

Is the lamest person I've met in forever.

[Abyssal Echo]

is the meanest person on VT

[Obsidian]

He's from Ohio so he must live in Lima and go to school with all the kids from Glee :P

[handle with care]

is mean

[Trace]

Is telling the truth

[Obsidian]

Isn't super nice

[Trace]

Is being rude

[Abyssal Echo]

doesn't like VT

[Obsidian]

Never makes a single post on VT and that's why he has way less posts than me

[handle with care]

likes girls

darn ninjas

is the most evil and vile being in the world

[Obsidian]

Doesn't like girls

[Trace]

Is an inhumane person.

[handle with care]

once ate a foot

[HahaWaitWhat]

Owned the foot that previous person ate.

[handle with care]

is patrick star

[Obsidian]

Is Squidward

[Abyssal Echo]

is really ugly

[Trace]

Is also really ugly.

[Abyssal Echo]

likes girls

[handle with care]

once deep fried his hand

[Obsidian]

Eats deep fried hands for breakfast

[Abyssal Echo]

dips moldy bread in blood before eating it

[Trace]

Thinks I like girls.

[Obsidian]

Can't stand Mattie

[handle with care]

is a butt

[Trace]

Is a butt too

[Obsidian]

Loves girl's butts :P

[Trace]

Understands the concept of plural possessive.

[Obsidian]

Made me feel super smart lol

[Trace]

Didn't get a kick of of my grammar policing.

[handle with care]

hates mens butts

[Obsidian]

Hates the butts of girls (I'm paranoid about my grammar now :P)

[Trace]

Did get ninja'd.

[Abyssal Echo]

likes to date sweet girls

[Trace]

Is telling the truth and does the same thing.

[Obsidian]

Loves to make out with hot chicks

[Abyssal Echo]

is covering for herself

[Obsidian]

Is totally right :P

[Abyssal Echo]

wants to live at the south pole

[Obsidian]

Want to live at the north pole and deliver presents to little kids on Christmas

[Abyssal Echo]

wants all the presents for herself

[Melodic]

He is Santa Claus making sure we all behave

[Synyster Shadows]

she's not oen of my best friends

[Abyssal Echo]

is really mean

[Melodic]

is also really mean

[Synyster Shadows]

she makes me want to commit suicide

[Abyssal Echo]

doesn't have a blog

[Synyster Shadows]

isn't a hypocrite

[handle with care]

is a duck eating cloud monkey

[Melodic]

he has a lot of posts.

[Abyssal Echo]

has sharks in her swimming pool

[handle with care]

eats wolf meat for dinner

[Abyssal Echo]

spends his summers hunting alligator

[Melodic]

He loves drinking Ketchup.

[handle with care]

is lying

[Luminous]

hates tattoos

[Obsidian]

Is actually 50 years old

[Melodic]

hates everyone on VT

[handle with care]

is a flying bowl of soup

[trimm_tom]

who is the judge of insane?
my insanity may not be as strange as yours?

[handle with care]

knows what to do here

[Synyster Shadows]

isn't cool

[handle with care]

is an evil butt spider

[Synyster Shadows]

is covering for himself

[handle with care]

is a super god devil beast monster spaghetti alien

[Synyster Shadows]

is the devil

[handle with care]

worships me

[Synyster Shadows]

is not a cool guy

[handle with care]

is not a cool alpaca

[Synyster Shadows]

is not a fun guy

[Melodic]

is not totally awesome

[handle with care]

is the aflac duck

[Synyster Shadows]

didn't make me smile

[Obsidian]

Has never seen the Aflac duck commercials

Isn't a ninja

[Synyster Shadows]

is weird

[Obsidian]

Is wrong :P

[Synyster Shadows]

isn't pretty

[Melodic]

has actually dated Taylor Swift but because of her craziness came up with a new identity.

[Obsidian]

Is actually Taylor Swift in disguise

[Synyster Shadows]

is covering for herself

[Melodic]

He is not on VT.

[Obsidian]

She hates VT and wishes it would shut down

[Synyster Shadows]

she wants to kill us all

[handle with care]

is actually my left testicle

[Synyster Shadows]

isn't weird

[Melodic]

He's a belieber.

[Synyster Shadows]

is covering for herself and has Bieber posters all over her walls

[Melodic]

I actually did once.. thank you very much. :P



fangirls over the new Taylor Swift videos

[Synyster Shadows]

I bet you did :P

is covering for herself

[handle with care]

banned because if i win the lottery im going to meet all my vt freinds

[Synyster Shadows]

didn't fail epicly

[Obsidian]

Isn't nice & funny

[Synyster Shadows]

did not just make me smile :)

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a crazy cat lady

[Synyster Shadows]

is covering for himself

[handle with care]

is a turtle cow hybrid

[Obsidian]

Is a werewolf/vampire hybrid

[handle with care]

is my broken rib

[Synyster Shadows]

is not cool

[handle with care]

is not nice

[Obsidian]

Isn't good at helping others

[Luminous]

Is named Marie Jauna

[handle with care]

is a god

[Abyssal Echo]

is mule horse hybrid

[handle with care]

licks butter

[Obsidian]

Drinks mustard

[handle with care]

drinks ketchup (thats not a lie)

[Obsidian]

Bleeds ketchup

[handle with care]

urinates mayonnaise

[Obsidian]

Is related to Patrick Star

[handle with care]

is a peanut

[Obsidian]

Hates Hollywood Undead

[handle with care]

is johnny 3 tears daughter

[Obsidian]

Made out with Charlie Scene :P

[handle with care]

is the girl that danny is talking to in pigskin

[Obsidian]

Realizes I wish that was true :P

[Luminous]

is a god

That's not a lie. How did you know?


Has never posted before.

[Obsidian]

Didn't change her signature recently

[Abyssal Echo]

is a 16 year old Siberian boy

[handle with care]

is a 10 year old chinese girl

[Luminous]

hates 10 year old chinese girls

[handle with care]

is covering for herself

[Luminous]

is a math genius

[handle with care]

is lying

[Obsidian]

Steals little kids candy on Halloween

[handle with care]

flashes trick or treaters

[Laquifa]

Is actually a famous YouTuber.

[stoneflowe96]

He is collecting dirty socks in school

[Abyssal Echo]

eats fried worms for breakfast

[Melodic]

eats VT members for breakfast

[Abyssal Echo]

is a really mean person

[Melodic]

is also a really mean person.

[Abyssal Echo]

follows people home then and steals their cats

[Melodic]

He goes and follows random VTers

[Abyssal Echo]

is Michael Jackson's twin brother

[Melodic]

is Justin Bieber's little sister.

[Abyssal Echo]

eats moldy cheese sandwiches for lunch

[Synyster Shadows]

is covering for himself

[Melodic]

He doesn't know Hannah Montana is actually Miley.

[Synyster Shadows]

is annoying and rude

[Abyssal Echo]

drinks beer smokes cigars and plays guitar in local bars

[Melodic]

has been to jail for screaming shark in a public pool.

[Synyster Shadows]

has been arrested for underage drinking

[Melodic]

has been arrested for giving illegal candy to little kids.

[Synyster Shadows]

does drugs