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Abyssal Echo
July 23rd, 2013, 01:38 AM
He's a sheep stealing coyote
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:16 AM
he's an E. coli bacterium
Jenny13
July 23rd, 2013, 07:22 AM
He killed ten people
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:25 AM
she killed 20 people
Jenny13
July 23rd, 2013, 08:12 AM
Oooooo that hurts lol ^_^
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 08:28 AM
is a zombie
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 09:08 AM
is creating the next popular boy band
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 09:43 AM
is gonna be the next Taylor Swift
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 10:02 AM
is going to be the next Justin Bieber.
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:22 AM
next Rihanna
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:25 AM
is going to be the sixth person in One Direction
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:29 AM
she'll be famous for being the worst singer ever
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:34 AM
He'll be famous for having a good performance then falling off the stage
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:36 AM
she'll be in a concert then screw up and fall off the stage
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:37 AM
He'll screw up in a performance, fall off the stage, and fall on top of an old lady.
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:41 AM
she'll mess up, fall off of the stage onto an old lady and get sick and vomit
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:43 AM
He would mess up, fall of the stage onto a crazed fan, and get token to her house and locked into the basement.
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:44 AM
Oh yeah? She'll mess up, fall onto some crazy dude, get taken to his house and get abused
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:49 AM
Oh really? He would have a concert, find out his opening act was Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift would keep hitting on him, and when he rejected her, she would put him on stage and start singing a new song.
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:54 AM
ok...
She's gonna have a concert, find out the opening act was 1D, Louis Tomlinson would be flirting with her and she'll be so shocked that she'll faint and have to be hospitalized. Then she'll hate him for ruining her big chance at fame
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:57 AM
He would have his next big break, to realize his big break was at a retirement home at bingo night.
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:59 AM
she'll be famous but then have a huge mid-life crisis
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 12:00 PM
He is secretly fangirling on the new One Direction video.
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 12:09 PM
does not have an awesome personality
Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 12:11 PM
is not one of the awesomest people I know.
Abyssal Echo
July 23rd, 2013, 12:40 PM
she's really a flute playing donkey
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 02:38 PM
he's a bassoon-playing rabbit
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 06:13 PM
Hes a blind mole
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:26 PM
he's an owl (though that'd actually be pretty cool, no?)
Ruairi
July 23rd, 2013, 07:28 PM
He actually featured as an extra in Rambo: First Blood and slumdog millionaire but never earned a penny from either
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:28 PM
he's an international superspy
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:36 PM
Is a Australian terrorist
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:37 PM
is a shark
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:39 PM
Is a turtle
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:40 PM
he's a drunk rabbit on drugs
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:40 PM
I am drunk, but Im no rabbit and I say no to drugs
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:41 PM
you didn't post a lie...
is a rock
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:42 PM
-er
is deas
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:42 PM
is a zombie
Ruairi
July 23rd, 2013, 07:42 PM
His last post was a lie!
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:43 PM
Hesa lie
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:43 PM
is a brainwashed soldier
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:44 PM
A carrot
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:45 PM
he's a potato
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:46 PM
TMNA: Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:47 PM
is not cool
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:47 PM
Is stupid
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:48 PM
is a pickle
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:49 PM
Is gay
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:50 PM
is asexual
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:53 PM
Is rather be that than straight
Is ugly
Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:56 PM
is a lame douche
DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:57 PM
Is very annoying
Abyssal Echo
July 23rd, 2013, 08:27 PM
plays with barbie dolls
Luminous
July 23rd, 2013, 10:56 PM
Is not Illicitus.
Edit: How did you know????
Abyssal Echo
July 24th, 2013, 08:18 AM
is really an alien sent to take over VT
Synyster Shadows
July 24th, 2013, 08:51 AM
is covering for himself
Seth.
July 24th, 2013, 08:53 AM
Is a part time hired assassin
Luminous
July 24th, 2013, 06:55 PM
Is actually a ten year old girl named Janet with red hair in pigtails and freckles
Synyster Shadows
July 24th, 2013, 07:23 PM
she's a watermelon
Abyssal Echo
July 24th, 2013, 07:32 PM
is a hacker that likes to change peoples grades
Synyster Shadows
July 24th, 2013, 07:33 PM
is skilled in cyber warfare
Abyssal Echo
July 24th, 2013, 08:48 PM
has his own cyber sex web site
Seth.
July 24th, 2013, 09:44 PM
Is actually a werewolf of London with purple hair who drinks pina coladas at Trader Vics'.
Abyssal Echo
July 24th, 2013, 10:32 PM
is a giant Kamoto Dragon that feeds on VT's newbies
Seth.
July 24th, 2013, 11:33 PM
Can fold space and travel anywhere in the universe
Abyssal Echo
July 27th, 2013, 11:27 PM
is lost to time and space
Synyster Shadows
July 28th, 2013, 08:23 AM
is not one of the coolest people on the site
Manga
July 28th, 2013, 09:02 AM
Is actually Joseph Kony
Synyster Shadows
July 28th, 2013, 09:05 AM
is a zombie
Abyssal Echo
July 28th, 2013, 12:36 PM
is a covering for himself.
he's really a brain eating Zombie
BlueEyedFloridian
July 28th, 2013, 12:52 PM
That's actually him in his profile avatar pic
Synyster Shadows
July 28th, 2013, 04:55 PM
is mentally ill
Plane And Simple
July 28th, 2013, 05:15 PM
Hates music :O
Cygnus
July 28th, 2013, 06:20 PM
Is secretly a potato
Synyster Shadows
July 28th, 2013, 06:55 PM
is covering for himself
Abyssal Echo
July 28th, 2013, 09:34 PM
is really an 18 year old girl
Plasma
July 28th, 2013, 09:38 PM
is really an international pop diva
Abyssal Echo
July 28th, 2013, 10:15 PM
is your stereotypical gay guy
BlueEyedFloridian
July 28th, 2013, 10:27 PM
Speaks from experience
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Abyssal Echo
July 29th, 2013, 01:37 AM
is really a brown eyed alien
Synyster Shadows
July 29th, 2013, 09:02 AM
is not a nice, tame wolf but a werewolf
Abyssal Echo
July 30th, 2013, 12:43 AM
is a closeted iguana lover
Blackisme
July 31st, 2013, 05:23 AM
Secretly has a thing for bosses xD
Synyster Shadows
July 31st, 2013, 09:49 AM
is Medusa
Abyssal Echo
July 31st, 2013, 01:01 PM
is Vin Diesel's daughter
The-Chosen-Hero
August 1st, 2013, 11:07 PM
Is a real wolf.
Abyssal Echo
August 1st, 2013, 11:14 PM
is Harry Potters brother
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:42 AM
is a cyclops
Abyssal Echo
August 2nd, 2013, 12:06 PM
is a watermelon trapped in cyberspace
Trace
August 2nd, 2013, 12:08 PM
is straight and I dislike him :rolleyes:
Abyssal Echo
August 2nd, 2013, 12:10 PM
is more into furry deviant art then graphic design
Trace
August 2nd, 2013, 12:18 PM
is right.
Jonathan1998
August 2nd, 2013, 03:36 PM
Is lady gaga's cock
Jonathan1998
August 2nd, 2013, 03:38 PM
Lol!
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 03:43 PM
Is really a evil donkey
Jonathan1998
August 2nd, 2013, 03:48 PM
Is really Jimmy Savile perving on everyone
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 03:53 PM
Uses the toilet brush to clean his teeth
Jonathan1998
August 2nd, 2013, 04:25 PM
Has gay sex with any guy he sees
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 04:59 PM
is a homeless dude
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 05:06 PM
is living in a cardboard box
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:08 PM
is not awesome at all, and she's evil
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:15 PM
is totally creepy and stalks me and is behind me right now.
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:15 PM
isn't beautiful, inside and out
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:18 PM
isn't sweet at all.
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:19 PM
isn't the sweetest girl I've ever met
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:21 PM
isn't the first guy I met that speaks better grammar then all my guy friends
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:22 PM
is ugly and creepy
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:24 PM
is fangirling over the new 1D video
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:27 PM
does not always make me smile
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:29 PM
he makes me mad everytime I see his name on here and thats why I always reply to annoy him. :P
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:30 PM
she makes me sad every time I see her so I want to go cry :P
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:32 PM
He never talks to me so I get pissed and tear up yet another 1D poster.
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:33 PM
she makes me want to punch my monitor so I don't have to see her anymore
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:37 PM
He makes me want to get off of VT forever.
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:39 PM
she makes me want to commit suicide
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:40 PM
want to be a toilet
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:40 PM
wants to be Justin Bieber
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:40 PM
wants to be a ghost
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:42 PM
wants to have a duet with Taylor Swift
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 06:45 PM
isn't super pretty
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:45 PM
was an earthworm in a past life
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:45 PM
wants to be homeless
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:46 PM
wants to be a cardboard box
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:46 PM
is a cardboard box
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 06:47 PM
secretly lives on mars
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:47 PM
is an alien
Moondust
August 2nd, 2013, 06:49 PM
Is a potato
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 06:50 PM
Lives on the moon
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:51 PM
isn't pretty
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:51 PM
is not awesome
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:51 PM
is very hideous
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:51 PM
isn't cool
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:52 PM
is a total jerk
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:53 PM
is very quiet on these threads
Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:53 PM
is covering for himself
isn't awesome
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:53 PM
is my worst nightmare
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:54 PM
is a ducky
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:56 PM
is eating little kids pudding cups.
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:57 PM
is covering for herself
Moondust
August 2nd, 2013, 06:59 PM
Is a brick wall
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:00 PM
wants to eat dirt
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 07:01 PM
Is a zombie and eats brains.
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:04 PM
is just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 07:05 PM
Watches Dora The Explorer :P
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:06 PM
thats actually true my goddaughter makes me watch it with her. she loves that show
is a banana
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 07:22 PM
Aw, that's cute :P
Is actually a really intelligent chimpanzee lol
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:25 PM
doesn't shave her legs
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 07:27 PM
Shaves his arms :P
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:27 PM
shaves her butt
Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 08:26 PM
shaves random puppies
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 08:33 PM
eats kittens
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 08:35 PM
listens to really terrible music :P
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 08:37 PM
has the personality of a toilet
The-Chosen-Hero
August 2nd, 2013, 11:12 PM
Is not spreading malicious lies of other people.... And is clearly an alien.
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 11:13 PM
is telling the truth
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 11:14 PM
Is so ridiculously lame ;)
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 11:19 PM
is a meany
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 11:25 PM
Is the meanest person on VT :(
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 11:45 PM
is not the nicest person on vt
Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 11:48 PM
Hasn't made me smile a bunch tonight.
handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 11:52 PM
is telling the truth
Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:00 AM
is a cross dressing drama queen
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:01 AM
Dresses as a wolf and howls at the moon :P
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:01 AM
is a cross dressing sheep
is a ninja
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:02 AM
But I am a ninja :P
Totally hates tattoos
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:03 AM
has tattoos
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:04 AM
Loves country music
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:06 AM
has a hairy butt
Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:19 AM
shaves his legs
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:20 AM
licks toilet seats
Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:27 AM
is still in the 7th grade
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:29 AM
is still in pre k
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:35 AM
Never ever posts in the game threads :P
Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:36 AM
uses alligator meat in her stew
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:37 AM
is really a evil queen in the 74839th dimension come here to enslave us all
Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:41 AM
is really a 13 year old girl
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:42 AM
is covering for herself
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:44 AM
is dressed in girls clothes
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:46 AM
is dancing to pigskin
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:49 AM
Lol maybe I am :P
Is listening to Justin Bieber
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:51 AM
has a huge crush on johhny 3 tears
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:55 AM
Has a crush on Miley Cyrus lol
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:59 AM
has the personality of a wet napkin
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 01:05 AM
Is super unattractive
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 01:30 AM
is less attractive than me
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 01:32 AM
Is totally right about that.
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 01:33 AM
has no charm
Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 04:33 AM
sells drugs at school
Synyster Shadows
August 3rd, 2013, 07:00 AM
he sells fake sports tickets
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 07:09 AM
isn't really smart
Synyster Shadows
August 3rd, 2013, 07:14 AM
he failed first grade
irishmaniac2000
August 3rd, 2013, 07:44 AM
Once went 5 rounds with tito ortiz and doesn't know who tito ortiz is
Synyster Shadows
August 3rd, 2013, 08:03 AM
wrestled John Cena
irishmaniac2000
August 3rd, 2013, 08:19 AM
Doesn't know that proffesional wrestling is opera for men
Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 09:07 AM
he isn't Irish she's a Cuban spy
Synyster Shadows
August 3rd, 2013, 09:39 AM
didn't make me laugh just now
Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 09:43 AM
is a Cello playing monkey
Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 07:35 PM
Has a totally lame username
handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 08:35 PM
is a jerk
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