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Abyssal Echo
July 23rd, 2013, 01:38 AM
He's a sheep stealing coyote

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:16 AM
he's an E. coli bacterium

Jenny13
July 23rd, 2013, 07:22 AM
He killed ten people

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:25 AM
she killed 20 people

Jenny13
July 23rd, 2013, 08:12 AM
Oooooo that hurts lol ^_^

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 08:28 AM
is a zombie

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 09:08 AM
is creating the next popular boy band

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 09:43 AM
is gonna be the next Taylor Swift

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 10:02 AM
is going to be the next Justin Bieber.

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:22 AM
next Rihanna

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:25 AM
is going to be the sixth person in One Direction

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:29 AM
she'll be famous for being the worst singer ever

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:34 AM
He'll be famous for having a good performance then falling off the stage

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:36 AM
she'll be in a concert then screw up and fall off the stage

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:37 AM
He'll screw up in a performance, fall off the stage, and fall on top of an old lady.

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:41 AM
she'll mess up, fall off of the stage onto an old lady and get sick and vomit

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:43 AM
He would mess up, fall of the stage onto a crazed fan, and get token to her house and locked into the basement.

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:44 AM
Oh yeah? She'll mess up, fall onto some crazy dude, get taken to his house and get abused

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:49 AM
Oh really? He would have a concert, find out his opening act was Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift would keep hitting on him, and when he rejected her, she would put him on stage and start singing a new song.

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:54 AM
ok...

She's gonna have a concert, find out the opening act was 1D, Louis Tomlinson would be flirting with her and she'll be so shocked that she'll faint and have to be hospitalized. Then she'll hate him for ruining her big chance at fame

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 11:57 AM
He would have his next big break, to realize his big break was at a retirement home at bingo night.

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 11:59 AM
she'll be famous but then have a huge mid-life crisis

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 12:00 PM
He is secretly fangirling on the new One Direction video.

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 12:09 PM
does not have an awesome personality

Melodic
July 23rd, 2013, 12:11 PM
is not one of the awesomest people I know.

Abyssal Echo
July 23rd, 2013, 12:40 PM
she's really a flute playing donkey

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 02:38 PM
he's a bassoon-playing rabbit

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 06:13 PM
Hes a blind mole

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:26 PM
he's an owl (though that'd actually be pretty cool, no?)

Ruairi
July 23rd, 2013, 07:28 PM
He actually featured as an extra in Rambo: First Blood and slumdog millionaire but never earned a penny from either

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:28 PM
he's an international superspy

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:36 PM
Is a Australian terrorist

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:37 PM
is a shark

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:39 PM
Is a turtle

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:40 PM
he's a drunk rabbit on drugs

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:40 PM
I am drunk, but Im no rabbit and I say no to drugs

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:41 PM
you didn't post a lie...

is a rock

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:42 PM
-er

is deas

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:42 PM
is a zombie

Ruairi
July 23rd, 2013, 07:42 PM
His last post was a lie!

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:43 PM
Hesa lie

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:43 PM
is a brainwashed soldier

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:44 PM
A carrot

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:45 PM
he's a potato

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:46 PM
TMNA: Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:47 PM
is not cool

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:47 PM
Is stupid

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:48 PM
is a pickle

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:49 PM
Is gay

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:50 PM
is asexual

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:53 PM
Is rather be that than straight

Is ugly

Synyster Shadows
July 23rd, 2013, 07:56 PM
is a lame douche

DarkHorse4eva
July 23rd, 2013, 07:57 PM
Is very annoying

Abyssal Echo
July 23rd, 2013, 08:27 PM
plays with barbie dolls

Luminous
July 23rd, 2013, 10:56 PM
Is not Illicitus.


Edit: How did you know????

Abyssal Echo
July 24th, 2013, 08:18 AM
is really an alien sent to take over VT

Synyster Shadows
July 24th, 2013, 08:51 AM
is covering for himself

Seth.
July 24th, 2013, 08:53 AM
Is a part time hired assassin

Luminous
July 24th, 2013, 06:55 PM
Is actually a ten year old girl named Janet with red hair in pigtails and freckles

Synyster Shadows
July 24th, 2013, 07:23 PM
she's a watermelon

Abyssal Echo
July 24th, 2013, 07:32 PM
is a hacker that likes to change peoples grades

Synyster Shadows
July 24th, 2013, 07:33 PM
is skilled in cyber warfare

Abyssal Echo
July 24th, 2013, 08:48 PM
has his own cyber sex web site

Seth.
July 24th, 2013, 09:44 PM
Is actually a werewolf of London with purple hair who drinks pina coladas at Trader Vics'.

Abyssal Echo
July 24th, 2013, 10:32 PM
is a giant Kamoto Dragon that feeds on VT's newbies

Seth.
July 24th, 2013, 11:33 PM
Can fold space and travel anywhere in the universe

Abyssal Echo
July 27th, 2013, 11:27 PM
is lost to time and space

Synyster Shadows
July 28th, 2013, 08:23 AM
is not one of the coolest people on the site

Manga
July 28th, 2013, 09:02 AM
Is actually Joseph Kony

Synyster Shadows
July 28th, 2013, 09:05 AM
is a zombie

Abyssal Echo
July 28th, 2013, 12:36 PM
is a covering for himself.
he's really a brain eating Zombie

BlueEyedFloridian
July 28th, 2013, 12:52 PM
That's actually him in his profile avatar pic

Synyster Shadows
July 28th, 2013, 04:55 PM
is mentally ill

Plane And Simple
July 28th, 2013, 05:15 PM
Hates music :O

Cygnus
July 28th, 2013, 06:20 PM
Is secretly a potato

Synyster Shadows
July 28th, 2013, 06:55 PM
is covering for himself

Abyssal Echo
July 28th, 2013, 09:34 PM
is really an 18 year old girl

Plasma
July 28th, 2013, 09:38 PM
is really an international pop diva

Abyssal Echo
July 28th, 2013, 10:15 PM
is your stereotypical gay guy

BlueEyedFloridian
July 28th, 2013, 10:27 PM
Speaks from experience


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Abyssal Echo
July 29th, 2013, 01:37 AM
is really a brown eyed alien

Synyster Shadows
July 29th, 2013, 09:02 AM
is not a nice, tame wolf but a werewolf

Abyssal Echo
July 30th, 2013, 12:43 AM
is a closeted iguana lover

Blackisme
July 31st, 2013, 05:23 AM
Secretly has a thing for bosses xD

Synyster Shadows
July 31st, 2013, 09:49 AM
is Medusa

Abyssal Echo
July 31st, 2013, 01:01 PM
is Vin Diesel's daughter

The-Chosen-Hero
August 1st, 2013, 11:07 PM
Is a real wolf.

Abyssal Echo
August 1st, 2013, 11:14 PM
is Harry Potters brother

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:42 AM
is a cyclops

Abyssal Echo
August 2nd, 2013, 12:06 PM
is a watermelon trapped in cyberspace

Trace
August 2nd, 2013, 12:08 PM
is straight and I dislike him :rolleyes:

Abyssal Echo
August 2nd, 2013, 12:10 PM
is more into furry deviant art then graphic design

Trace
August 2nd, 2013, 12:18 PM
is right.

Jonathan1998
August 2nd, 2013, 03:36 PM
Is lady gaga's cock

Jonathan1998
August 2nd, 2013, 03:38 PM
Lol!

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 03:43 PM
Is really a evil donkey

Jonathan1998
August 2nd, 2013, 03:48 PM
Is really Jimmy Savile perving on everyone

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 03:53 PM
Uses the toilet brush to clean his teeth

Jonathan1998
August 2nd, 2013, 04:25 PM
Has gay sex with any guy he sees

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 04:59 PM
is a homeless dude

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 05:06 PM
is living in a cardboard box

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:08 PM
is not awesome at all, and she's evil

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:15 PM
is totally creepy and stalks me and is behind me right now.

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:15 PM
isn't beautiful, inside and out

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:18 PM
isn't sweet at all.

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:19 PM
isn't the sweetest girl I've ever met

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:21 PM
isn't the first guy I met that speaks better grammar then all my guy friends

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:22 PM
is ugly and creepy

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:24 PM
is fangirling over the new 1D video

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:27 PM
does not always make me smile

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:29 PM
he makes me mad everytime I see his name on here and thats why I always reply to annoy him. :P

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:30 PM
she makes me sad every time I see her so I want to go cry :P

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:32 PM
He never talks to me so I get pissed and tear up yet another 1D poster.

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:33 PM
she makes me want to punch my monitor so I don't have to see her anymore

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:37 PM
He makes me want to get off of VT forever.

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:39 PM
she makes me want to commit suicide

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:40 PM
want to be a toilet

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:40 PM
wants to be Justin Bieber

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:40 PM
wants to be a ghost

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:42 PM
wants to have a duet with Taylor Swift

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 06:45 PM
isn't super pretty

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:45 PM
was an earthworm in a past life

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:45 PM
wants to be homeless

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:46 PM
wants to be a cardboard box

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:46 PM
is a cardboard box

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 06:47 PM
secretly lives on mars

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:47 PM
is an alien

Moondust
August 2nd, 2013, 06:49 PM
Is a potato

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 06:50 PM
Lives on the moon

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:51 PM
isn't pretty

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:51 PM
is not awesome

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:51 PM
is very hideous

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:51 PM
isn't cool

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:52 PM
is a total jerk

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:53 PM
is very quiet on these threads

Synyster Shadows
August 2nd, 2013, 06:53 PM
is covering for himself

isn't awesome

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:53 PM
is my worst nightmare

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:54 PM
is a ducky

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 06:56 PM
is eating little kids pudding cups.

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 06:57 PM
is covering for herself

Moondust
August 2nd, 2013, 06:59 PM
Is a brick wall

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:00 PM
wants to eat dirt

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 07:01 PM
Is a zombie and eats brains.

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:04 PM
is just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 07:05 PM
Watches Dora The Explorer :P

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:06 PM
thats actually true my goddaughter makes me watch it with her. she loves that show

is a banana

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 07:22 PM
Aw, that's cute :P

Is actually a really intelligent chimpanzee lol

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:25 PM
doesn't shave her legs

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 07:27 PM
Shaves his arms :P

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 07:27 PM
shaves her butt

Melodic
August 2nd, 2013, 08:26 PM
shaves random puppies

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 08:33 PM
eats kittens

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 08:35 PM
listens to really terrible music :P

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 08:37 PM
has the personality of a toilet

The-Chosen-Hero
August 2nd, 2013, 11:12 PM
Is not spreading malicious lies of other people.... And is clearly an alien.

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 11:13 PM
is telling the truth

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 11:14 PM
Is so ridiculously lame ;)

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 11:19 PM
is a meany

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 11:25 PM
Is the meanest person on VT :(

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 11:45 PM
is not the nicest person on vt

Obsidian
August 2nd, 2013, 11:48 PM
Hasn't made me smile a bunch tonight.

handle with care
August 2nd, 2013, 11:52 PM
is telling the truth

Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:00 AM
is a cross dressing drama queen

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:01 AM
Dresses as a wolf and howls at the moon :P

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:01 AM
is a cross dressing sheep

is a ninja

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:02 AM
But I am a ninja :P

Totally hates tattoos

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:03 AM
has tattoos

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:04 AM
Loves country music

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:06 AM
has a hairy butt

Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:19 AM
shaves his legs

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:20 AM
licks toilet seats

Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:27 AM
is still in the 7th grade

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:29 AM
is still in pre k

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:35 AM
Never ever posts in the game threads :P

Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:36 AM
uses alligator meat in her stew

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:37 AM
is really a evil queen in the 74839th dimension come here to enslave us all

Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 12:41 AM
is really a 13 year old girl

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:42 AM
is covering for herself

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:44 AM
is dressed in girls clothes

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:46 AM
is dancing to pigskin

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:49 AM
Lol maybe I am :P

Is listening to Justin Bieber

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:51 AM
has a huge crush on johhny 3 tears

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 12:55 AM
Has a crush on Miley Cyrus lol

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 12:59 AM
has the personality of a wet napkin

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 01:05 AM
Is super unattractive

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 01:30 AM
is less attractive than me

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 01:32 AM
Is totally right about that.

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 01:33 AM
has no charm

Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 04:33 AM
sells drugs at school

Synyster Shadows
August 3rd, 2013, 07:00 AM
he sells fake sports tickets

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 07:09 AM
isn't really smart

Synyster Shadows
August 3rd, 2013, 07:14 AM
he failed first grade

irishmaniac2000
August 3rd, 2013, 07:44 AM
Once went 5 rounds with tito ortiz and doesn't know who tito ortiz is

Synyster Shadows
August 3rd, 2013, 08:03 AM
wrestled John Cena

irishmaniac2000
August 3rd, 2013, 08:19 AM
Doesn't know that proffesional wrestling is opera for men

Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 09:07 AM
he isn't Irish she's a Cuban spy

Synyster Shadows
August 3rd, 2013, 09:39 AM
didn't make me laugh just now

Abyssal Echo
August 3rd, 2013, 09:43 AM
is a Cello playing monkey

Obsidian
August 3rd, 2013, 07:35 PM
Has a totally lame username

handle with care
August 3rd, 2013, 08:35 PM
is a jerk