Post an insane lie about the person above you

[BJade]

Can't talk to a girl without asking her to marry him

[Natacha]

She has the power to see through clothes

[TessTheGreat]

She has a pet lion called Donald.

[Natacha]

To keep her high level of running speed, she joggs with a cheetah

[Pultost]

Has a peanut farm in her bedroom.

[Natacha]

Can't be friends with dogs, cause she sees their anus as pencil shapeners and immediately jack one up there. The dogs whisper among eachother and advice everyone to stay away

[BJade]

Digs up nuts squirrels hide, and stores them in her cupboard

[Natacha]

Collects forskins and she has developed a special kind of scissors for it

[BJade]

Has a bracelet woven from the hair of all the boys she knows, and uses it to control there minds

[Knightsleepy]

has a secret blood bank for her vampire friends

[Karalectric]

Straight as an arrow

[Just JT]

Volunteers at the feline rescue in town only to take the cats and sell them to a Chinese foot restaurant in the next city for $25 each

[Karalectric]

JT stands for Jackal Thermostat. His primary function is to keep those majestic creatures at a comfortable temperature.

[Naturelover]

is pregnant from her cat

[BJade]

Is training the world first ladybird gymnastics team

[Naturelover]

has big ears like an elephant

[BJade]

Has an elephant trunk for a nose

[Abyssal Echo]

has the only taco bell in outermost Siberia that sells elephant meat soft tacos and provides free jade tooth picks

[BJade]

Has the tea room next door, but it's so cold he can only make ice teas

[Karalectric]

She's a ginger. The gingeriest.

[SouthernDude]

Continues to look like an early-2000's punk kid

[BJade]

Isn't really American

[Naturelover]

don't know where America is

[Natacha]

Always brings a trumpet to blow in everytime she may cross the street

[BJade]

Never wears shoes

[Bluebyrd]

Wears shoes for bed

[BJade]

Wears football boots all the time

[Bluebyrd]

Wears odd football boots because she thinks it gives her good luck

[BJade]

Never washed his sock because he thinks it will wash away there luckyness

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole Jakes lucky sock and used it to play tug o war with her dog

[BJade]

Is the dog I play tug of war with

[Naturelover]

is angry if the dog only barks and doesn't tell like a human

[BJade]

Can talk to a dog

[Naturelover]

is pregnant from a dog

[BJade]

Is trying to breed Jade dogs

[Karalectric]

She really needs to work on her English accent.

[BJade]

Is actually the cat in the picture

[Karalectric]

She is the one holding me in the picture.

[Barbara.]

Is the meanest and badass of VT.

[SouthernDude]

Is actually made of plastic, and not that fantastic

[Barbara.]

He doesn't know that I am really fantastic once you get to know me.

[Christoph.er]

She hates Barbie

[SouthernDude]

Is a member of the Mafia

[Christoph.er]

:DIs a member of the Mafia

Well I am from Italy... From southern Italy :D Like I almost could see Sicilia from my window...

Actually is from Canada

[SouthernDude]

Doesn't know the difference between Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania

[Christoph.er]

Looked for those 3 beautifull (but so different from each other) country names on google

[SouthernDude]

Has no idea where the US is

[Bluebyrd]

Thinks the UK and England are the same thing.

[BJade]

Thinks Wales is part of England

[Naturelover]

is a big fan from Germany

[BJade]

Wishes she was British

[Naturelover]

wears a mustache

[Bluebyrd]

Is bald.

[BJade]

Loves to spin around in a dress

[Emmi]

Plans to take over the world with monkeys :D

[BJade]

Plans to counter my plans for world domination with an army of dolphins

[Emmi]

Plans to counter my plans for world domination with an army of dolphins

Oh i love dolphins i wish that plan was true :D

Since your plan is reveled you have now changed it to take over antarctica with polar bears

[SouthernDude]

Is a Ukrainian spy

[Bluebyrd]

Is a northern dude

[Karalectric]

Absolutely cannot stand soccer and especially talking about it.

[Knightsleepy]

Doesn't know how to breath so just survives by drinking liquid oxygen

[lliam]

doesnt' have any social media accounts but is miraculously followed by millions of secretly RL-people.

[Naturelover]

is an alien

[BJade]

Lives underground