Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Naturelover]

still needs a teddy bear to fall asleep.

[Natacha]

Is happy cause she IS Sazzzos teddy bear

[Pultost]

Is actually Darth Vader in disguise.

[Natacha]

Is actually Darth Vader in disguise.

And black suits me very well.

Anita is the one who makes sure my Darth Vader outfit is always clean. And that it's always perfectly fragrant by Chanel No. 5

[Karalectric]

She owns a Taco Truck. Selling her famous Tacha Tacos.

[Natacha]

She's just saying that ^ to persuade me to market her Kara Cookies on my truck

[wrecked]

She owns a Taco Truck. Selling her famous Tacha Tacos.

She's just saying that ^ to persuade me to market her Kara Cookies on my truck

Has a money back guarantee for anyone who eats her TACO and doesn't believe it isn't the tasties taco in town.

PLUS

She gives you a Kara Cookie to taste!!

[Gazebo]

Eats a single grapefruit a day in order to build up a tolerance to the “sour” flavor. He dreams of one day to eat sweet and sour chicken, and only be able to taste the sweetness, thus unlocking the forbidden food of “sweet chicken”

[Natacha]

Will be the most corrupt politician the world has ever seen

[Naturelover]

is the maidservant of Margrethe the 2nd of Denmark

[Zika]

Hates photography

[Kastanis]

There is nothing wrong about him

[Zika]

He's worth getting to know.

[Knightsleepy]

never posts and is always getting tricked by fake accounts :D

[CubeSolver7]

Hates swimming and she totally lives in Mars

[Pultost]

Has no idea how a cube works.

[SouthernDude]

Is actually Gamalost

[Spooky_Eli]

Knows how to open the lament configuration

[Ragle]

He rattles the snaggles to an waggle extent.

[Spooky_Eli]

Waggles the raggle just a little too hard

[ska8er]

Raises murder hornets to scare off the Convo.

[scotthouse]

A lie: ^^^^^^^ I heard you went outside naked yesterday and rode your bike to the park :D

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all of Andys secrets

[Knightsleepy]

once jumped so high of the ground he broke his legs when he landed

[RayneCloud]

Has never not peed in a pool...while making direct eye contact.

[wrecked]

wears a bikini made from 3 strategically placed face masks

[RayneCloud]

Wears kahkis in the pool.

[Natacha]

She wears a water dissolving bikini in the pool on purpose

[RayneCloud]

Buys people water dissolving bikinis on purpose.

[Natacha]

Buys people water dissolving bikinis on purpose.

I sell them at entrance :-)

Goes to the woods to practice climbing on time

[Naturelover]

has never heard of smörrebröd

[Natacha]

Has many photos of her beautiful eye, cause she doesn't get how to hold a camera properly

[ska8er]

Is actually a CIA spy working with cameras.

[Natacha]

Is my cold hearted boss.

[Anneki]

Would never make a prank on anyone

[gina_g]

Models pantyhose for fun

[RayneCloud]

Eats the chocolate off a Snickers bar first.

[Knightsleepy]

once went for a pee and glitter came out

[RayneCloud]

Leaves lipstick marks on the ears of their closest friends.

[Knightsleepy]

can only walk backwards up stairs

[Bluebyrd]

Currently living in New York

[Natacha]

Refuses to go to sleep, if there are no flower petals on the sheets

[scotthouse]

Likes to go outside naked :)

[Knightsleepy]

wont drink water in less it has been blessed

[scotthouse]

Dials random #s on the phone and sings thier ABCs to whoever answers :)

[Natacha]

Likes to go outside naked :)

That wasn't a lie, but so true.


Can only eat candy by the handful

[Bluebyrd]

Really lives south of Copenhagen

[Natacha]

He only feels it's okay to maintain the nick Bluebyrd, if he keeps eating a blue bird on a daily basis

[Knightsleepy]

likes to spend her Sundays napping in trees

[RayneCloud]

Thinks the sexiest and most romantic first date spot is Burger King

[ska8er]

Wants to be Vice President and
take over the White House.

[Knightsleepy]

doesn't know how to breath and walk at the same time

[SouthernDude]

Is actually as straight as a board

[Knightsleepy]

Is actually as straight as a board

That's just hurtful :P

[SouthernDude]

That's just hurtful :P

Well, it is post an insane lie, so...

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is a Northern California guy

[Natacha]

Is an east coast villain

[Knightsleepy]

what eat anything prepared by humans

[KatieCO2003]

only sleeps at Knights Inns

[knives]

Well if it’s a lie...

Isn’t the prettiest here ;)

[West Coast Sheriff]

Her name is gunfire

[scotthouse]

Is yelling at his dad right now!!

Shame on you...... :D

[Natacha]

Is sitting naked on top of the roof right now

[Zika]

Is a virgin ;)

[Natacha]

Has to eat a bulls testicle for breakfast, or the day will absolutely NOT turn out well :-D

[Zika]

(only if you prepare them for me and smother them with Danish Remoulade sauce :)).

Is always fully dressed around the house and family.

[Natacha]

Smells like a durian

[BJade]

Doesn't have a sense of humor

[Natacha]

Only has a sense of evil

[BJade]

Only has a sense of evil

Kinda wish was true then I could be like a super villain lol

Has two actual left feet

[Natacha]

Kinda wish was true then I could be like a super villain lol

Has two actual left feet

Well, hunt villains in a super villain way. Then it's alright to be evil.

BJade only has thumbs

[Barbara.]

Her feet actually points in the wrong direction and you can't tell weather she is coming or going.

[Natacha]

Has size 13 feet. She's so fast You won't see her coming at all

[Barbara.]

Goes scuba diving in underwater caves.

[scotthouse]

Does unheard of things!!

[BJade]

Can't remember his name

[Spooky_Eli]

Reported the Thing

[Bluebyrd]

Loves rainbows

[Spooky_Eli]

Loves rainbows

I do actually

Hates The Byrds

[Bluebyrd]

Hates rainbows then :D

[Naturelover]

has sex with blue birds

[Natacha]

Is married to a tree

[Bluebyrd]

Is married

[Natacha]

Is married

Will be the priest who does the ceremony

[scotthouse]

A lie: I cant believe what she is doing in the closet,can you guys??

[Natacha]

Well you locked me in there!

[scotthouse]

Thats right I forgot,ill open the door!!

Now I cant believe what your doing in front of me!! (Ah man!!)

[Natacha]

Deserves a slap across the face

[Bluebyrd]

Deserves a punch in the face :P

[Natacha]

Deserves a punch in the face :P

I probably do now and again :-)

Deserves to fall like the guy does in his avatar

[Bluebyrd]

I probably do now and again :-)

Deserves to fall like the guy does in his avatar

He didn't fall. He was doing a celebration. https://twitter.com/AaronFraser37/status/1248583107181268993 (wait for it)

[Natacha]

His left foot has a tattoo with the text: "Chicken has to be served well done"

[scotthouse]

Oh my what are you doing???

[Natacha]

Oh my what are you doing???

I'm posting an insane lie about the person above....

Is afraid of candle light

[Bluebyrd]

Is afraid of sun light

[Natacha]

Doesn't recognize himself in a mirror until 15 second's past

[Bluebyrd]

Chases her shadow

[Natacha]

His penis is as long as his thigh, so he has a hard time chasing anything

[Knightsleepy]

cant look in the mirror because it turns her on to much :P

[Natacha]

When she smells a female perfume, she goes berserk like a bull in a curtain shop

[scotthouse]

Wow I cant believe what she is doing guys! (PM me and ill let ya in on it :D)

[Natacha]

Wow I cant believe what she is doing guys! (PM me and ill let ya in on it :D)

I didn't understand that one.

Goes to watch girls gymnastics with a pillow to put on his lap.

[BJade]

Always wears a wedding dress incase she meets the guy of her dreams

[wrecked]

Peeked up the Queens dress and throws up when she thinks about it.

[BJade]

Knows because he peeked up there to

[Knightsleepy]

once rode on the back of a giant sea turtle

[Just JT]

Pretends to sleep at night, only to wake and steal screenshots of VT members activities and report it to the admin and mods
But the real story is she’s only doing it to obtain fake news for the KGB to assist the DNC to get trump out of office dispite the millions trump has paid to secure his re election

[BJade]

Is a spy

[Just JT]

Is spying through a peep hole in the public toilets only to see if she’s been lied to as it pertains to.....we’ll I’ll stop there lol!!!

[scotthouse]

Wow he just came out of the closet!!! (Guess what he was doing there??)

A
B
C

Wrong...... He was doing.... :D

[BJade]

Really looks like the smiley face :)

[scotthouse]

Your awesome Jade :)

[BJade]

Your awesome Jade :)

Ain't you ment to tell a lie about me

[Just JT]

Honestly does not believe the previous poster was not telling a lie

[BJade]

Thinks unicorns can only eat candy floss

[Bluebyrd]

Thinks she's a unicorn

[BJade]

Thinks she's a unicorn

I do :D

And you look after me everyday

[Just JT]

Has a false sense of security from her father (Donald Trump) that the whole family will be protected from Covid as he father has secretly invested in the vaccine and has all the doses in the world in his possession. He will lose his re-election, then sell of the vaccine to the highest bidders on eBay

[Barbara.]

Is a Hitman for the mafia that's how is he is making his living. A bar and grill is just a cover-up.

[BJade]

Using cute puppy to bribe people to vote for her as president

[Bluebyrd]

Has a fringe to cover the fact that she only has one eye

[Just JT]

Named himself BlueByrd because the user name factory was all out of green

[Knightsleepy]

Went on around the world trip on ice skates

[Just JT]

Rode a bike across the Pacific Ocean RKO get to the other side in a bubble to stay dry while doing so

[Anneki]

Have been on summer holiday on a space station

[Bluebyrd]

Is Natacha's next door neighbour

[BJade]

Is really blue like a smurf

[Natacha]

Paints really expensive paintings by smiring paint on her naked body and rolling on the canvas

[BJade]

Paints really expensive paintings by smiring paint on her naked body and rolling on the canvas

How do you know that's a lie ;) well there not expensive yet

Loves to get naked and paint her body

[BJade]

Paints really expensive paintings by smiring paint on her naked body and rolling on the canvas

How do you know that's a lie ;) well there not expensive yet

Loves to get naked and paint her body

[Naturelover]

dancing naked in front of prince charles

[BJade]

dancing naked in front of prince charles

Can't at moment he social isolating

Dances naked in the forest surrounded by fairies

[Bluebyrd]

Threw fireworks at the Liver Buildings to celebrate Liverpool winning the league :P

[BJade]

Threw fireworks at the Liver Buildings to celebrate Liverpool winning the league :P

I'm a good girl :D but that is probably true for someone :eek: kinda wish everyone could have celebrated in a sensible safe distance way

Can't explain the offside rule lol

[Bluebyrd]

I know my offside rule inside out, thank you very much :D

[BJade]

I know my offside rule inside out, thank you very much :D

Haha that's what everyone says

Thinks VAR is perfect :P

[Bluebyrd]

Definitely an insane lie

Wears a full kit in the street

[BJade]

Thinks Cardiff should go to the Welsh league as they're a Welsh team

[Bluebyrd]

I wouldn't be entirely against that tbh :D

Thinks Cardiff should be excluded from the EFL because they're not English

[Will..]

Isn't an awesome person.

[Abyssal Echo]

Gets lost in his own room

[Just JT]

Got lost in his own sanctuary

[Abyssal Echo]

Engineered and built the worlds largest dam in China

[BJade]

Is the father of all werewolf

[Just JT]

Is the mother of previously mentioned warewolfe

[Barbara.]

Is the brother of the mother of the werewolves

[Just JT]

Is secretly breeding werewolves that support the Trump Admin

[Bluebyrd]

Doesn't really own a bar and grill :eek:

[sara___]

got beat up by a hummingbird

[Bluebyrd]

Forgets about the 'h' at the end of her name

[BJade]

Is a British prince

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Chinese Princess living in exile here on VT

[BJade]

Is a Chinese Princess living in exile here on VT

How'd you know;)

Is keeping me safe in my exile

[Just JT]

Is Donald Trumps secret secretary spying on VT to sell info to the Russians to combat social networking apps like tic tok and do age the profits to terrorists

[BJade]

Is looking through and sorting all the spy information

[Just JT]

Is selling the terrorist software to sort such information, only to take the profits to donate to help fight Covid

[Fritz]

Is actually a Nigerian Prince

[Bluebyrd]

His name is actually Seven but he doesn't want people to think he's 7 years old so leaves out the first 'e'

[Sailor Mars]

Actually hates soccer, and just watches it to blend in

[Fritz]

Absolutely hates cats

[Naturelover]

Is not Sven is Fritz from Germany

[BJade]

Doesn't like nature

[Natacha]

Is Angela Merkel Spying on Naturelover, who she considers Germanys no. 1 citizen

[BJade]

Thinks Iceland is an ice cube in her drink

[Fritz]

Thinks england is a city

[BJade]

Thinks girls grow from plants

[Fritz]

Thinks plants can talk

[BJade]

Thinks plants can talk

They can, cant they :confused:

Lives in a tree stump

[Fritz]

Hey sounds cozy

Lives in a pineapple under the sea

[BJade]

Is hiding in my cupboard:eek:

[Fritz]

Is hiding in my television

[BJade]

Can read my mind

[Just JT]

Can read American Sign Language but is blind

[Fritz]

Is already in jail

[Just JT]

Is the prison warden and uses the prisoners as slave labor

[ska8er]

Is the next Messiah to take over the Kingdom.

[Natacha]

Is ready on the roof with a sniper rifle, cause he is against the Messiah concept

[Fritz]

Stole a police car

[BJade]

Painted a police car bright pink

[scotthouse]

Answered the door nude :)

[Fritz]

Lives in a bird nest

[Katie_2006]

Is a multi-billionaire

[Abyssal Echo]

Sleeps in a tree with raccoons

[Fritz]

Sleeps in a tree with bees

[BJade]

Buzzes like a bee

[Fritz]

Is a bee

[Katie_2006]

Eats soup with a fork

[Bluebyrd]

Eats soup with her hands

[Just JT]

Is really a cat in disguise and hunting himself to avoid Covid

[Barbara.]

Pretend to have his own bar and grill.

[Bluebyrd]

Is really called Ken.

[Natacha]

When he calls himself Bluebyrd, he is really refering to his penis

[wrecked]

when you twist her left nipple clockwise her voice gets louder

[Natacha]

When you squeeze his balls his left ear turns blue

[BJade]

When you squeeze her with a hug, love hearts come out of her head

[Natacha]

When you kiss up her spine her skin starts to smell like roses

[BJade]

When she sees something she likes her eyes turn heart shaped

[Natacha]

When her nipples erect, the traffic stops and people ask for autographs

[BJade]

When she's turned on her tummy glows

[Bluebyrd]

When she's turned on her tummy glows

Wow that would be so cool.

Her favourite band is The Byrds.