Post an insane lie about the person above you

[RileyX]

Wants to have sex with me

[Shaythen]

Once killed a man, just to watch him die

[Karalectric]

Would do anything and i mean ANYTHING for a Klondike Bar.

[Shaythen]

Thinks raining cats and dogs is real

[Karalectric]

Goes down into storm drains with strange clowns.

[Shaythen]

Loves My Little Pony

[Karalectric]

Bites people for no apparent reason.

[Shaythen]

Names her toes

[Karkat]

Names her ankles

[Naturelover]

think the game world would be the real life

[Shaythen]

Secretly hates nature

[BJade]

Really has black hair

[Naturelover]

can neither read nor write

[Adamant]

Is addicted to weed.

[abcdeqwe]

Is an ant hearder

[ska8er]

Ryan is really Straight

[Karalectric]

Andy is literally a walking, talking dog who hangs out with a baby that talks in a British accent.

[Shaythen]

Actually prefers water polo to soccer

[Karalectric]

Is a natural blonde!

[Shaythen]

Is a natural blonde!

You take that back!! lol

[Shaythen]

Is secretly Batwoman, not Ruby Rose, shhhhh

[Karalectric]

Turns into Wolfgirl every full moon! Owwwoooo

[Shaythen]

Wants World Peas, not Peace

[Naturelover]

confused peas with beans

[BJade]

Lives at the top of a beanstalk

[Knightley]

Dreams about herself sleeping every night

[BJade]

Has to kiss every boy she talks to

[Knightley]

wow way to hurt a girl lmao :P:P:P

Has a tail like a wolf and it wags when she sees boys :D

[Karalectric]

Hangs out at a round table in her spare time with other knightleys

[Shaythen]

Her favorite Doctor Who companion is K-9

[Karalectric]

Has a huge crush on the Face of Boe because she loves waaaaaaaay older men.

[Shaythen]

Went to Chicago and all she got was a lousy tshirt

[Karalectric]

Has an evil twin named Nehtyahs

[Shaythen]

Actually knows how to fold a fitted sheet

[xELENAx]

Actually knows how to fold a fitted sheet

After posting in the "no shave Nov" thread She can't stop looking in her panties to make sure there isn't a redheaded clown down there.

[BJade]

Is actually a talking genitals in a mirror

[Adamant]

Is always polite.

[BJade]

Is always polite.

That not a lie, I am always polite

Is the king and leader of ants worldwide

[Knightley]

Has her bedroom decorated with used tampons

[BJade]

Uses tampons as earrings

[Karalectric]

Has her :censored: pierced

[Shaythen]

Knows Victoria’s Secret

[Abyssal Echo]

stole harry Potters owl

[BJade]

Howls at the full moon

[Naturelover]

is in love with the man in the moon

[BJade]

Has wings and like to fly everywhere

[Abyssal Echo]

Likes to eat BBQ bat wings and cream of spider web soup

[abcdeqwe]

Only eats pasta with a spoon

[BJade]

Can only eat food that's red

[SilentGlacialFang]

Has cactus spines instead of hair.

[BJade]

Is the only son of death (the grim reaper)

[Shaythen]

Believes in the Tooth Fairy

[BJade]

Believes in the Tooth Fairy

You mean the tooth fairy isnt real :eek:

Here hear is actually fire

[Shaythen]

Has a pet dragon

[Naturelover]

always have to look up how many e and s are in the word "Tennessee"

[BJade]

Is secretly organising world invasion with ladybirds

[abcdeqwe]

Is a vampire hunter

[BJade]

Is a vampire hunter

He's a vampire and I'm coming to get him

[abcdeqwe]

He's a vampire and I'm coming to get him

Oh no... u r a not good vampire hunter :cool:

[Karalectric]

A wolfgirl who runs a petting zoo

[Naturelover]

dances with the wolves

[BJade]

Can turn into a wolf

[Shaythen]

Is a wolf in Jade clothing

[BJade]

Stole all little bo peeps sheep

[Karalectric]

The B stands for Barack

[Naturelover]

has a child of Barack

[Abyssal Echo]

has a pet skunk

[BJade]

Paints the stripes on skunks

[Shaythen]

Actually likes black licorice

[Naturelover]

hides black licorice in her bra

[Spooky_Eli]

Hides black lace tights in the boiler

[Karalectric]

Boxes with a kangaroo regularly to stay on game

[Spooky_Eli]

Eats gnomes hearts to stay young

[Naturelover]

has no heart

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives in a pinapple under the sea

[Naturelover]

is sure that pineapple grow in the can

[Spooky_Eli]

Eats dune bugs

[Naturelover]

Stick sand (from the dune) on a piece of paper and clean his butt

[BJade]

Builds sand castles to live in

[Naturelover]

fights against windmills

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives amoung the sick things

[Naturelover]

has a penpal with sponge bob

[Abyssal Echo]

Gets lost in her own room

[Spooky_Eli]

Attends book burnings

[Naturelover]

Attends book burnings

oh, that was not good, that was unfortunate chosen - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_book_burnings :(

[Karalectric]

Travels by flying cow.

[Shaythen]

Has a talking pig as a pet

[Karalectric]

Has Pippy Longstocking on her birth certificate.

[Naturelover]

is Mr. Nilsson

[BJade]

Is mother nature in human form

[Spooky_Eli]

Keeps resedance with a familiar

[Karalectric]

Wears pink. Every day.

[Shaythen]

Can’t count higher than 10 without taking her shoes off, lol

[SouthernDude]

Likes to eat eggs raw while in the shower

[Karalectric]

A NorthernDudette

[Shaythen]

Actually a ginger in disguise

[Karalectric]

Secretly wishes she were a blonde because blondes have all the fun

[Naturelover]

wishes she had brown eyes

[Karalectric]

Speaks nein German.

[Naturelover]

Speaks nein German.

yes, "nein" means no.

[Naturelover]

karacoustic is not 16 but actually already 61 y.o.

[Spooky_Eli]

oh, that was not good, that was unfortunate chosen - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_book_burnings :(

All due respect, nazis arn't the only ones to burn books,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwt5pt2ZJeA

[Abyssal Echo]

Is secretly plotting a hostile take over of VT

[Adamant]

His avatar has rabies.

[BJade]

He looks just like his avetar

[Karalectric]

Is an aien-human hybrid!

[Naturelover]

is married to santa claus

[BJade]

Ties up all santas elfs shoe laces

[Karalectric]

Puts maple syrup on EVERYTHING

[Shaythen]

Sleeps with a stuffed aardvark

[Naturelover]

swaps all the presents so that Santa gets in trouble

[BJade]

Thinks it is actually Christmas every day

[Natacha]

Absolutely blew my mind in bed last night

[wrecked]

Takes online classes at the University of Copenhagen. She majors in psychology and hopes to become a professional Dominatrix .

She already has several leather outfits to wear once she get her degree.

[Naturelover]

go to dominas in leather outfits and like it when she kick him in the testicles.

[Abyssal Echo]

walks barefooted all year long

[BJade]

Walk around on his hands

[Naturelover]

Still counting the start of 2020 countdown

[Natacha]

Turns her camera the wrong way

[Karalectric]

Only listens to classical music

[Natacha]

The teachers at her school are at her service everytime she waves her hand

[Karalectric]

She is known as The Godmother, north of Copenhagen.

[Shaythen]

Stares directly at the sun to see who’ll blink first

[Abyssal Echo]

Runs a hotdog stand in Central Park

[Karalectric]

Makes crazy cat people look like regular cat people

[Naturelover]

tries to play her guitar like a violin

[BJade]

Can control the weather

[Natacha]

Can control mens mind

[wrecked]

Is the puberty fairy


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[Karalectric]

JD stands for Jerky Derky

[Natacha]

Is the one who supply the local jail with phones and white powder of various qualities.

[Karalectric]

Sara Pascoe in disquise

[Naturelover]

likes to dress up as a boy to use their toilet

[Chaotic Trickster]

Is 200 years old.

[Natacha]

Can't count

[TessTheGreat]

Owns 10 dogs.

[Natacha]

Kills spiders for living

[Naturelover]

is spider woman

[Natacha]

Can't lie :-)

[Karalectric]

Has an outrageous French accent

[BJade]

Thinks soccer is a game where you hit things with socks

[Natacha]

Goes to school naked, thinking it might come in style one day, so she'll be the trendsetter

[KatieCO2003]

Runs a travel agency specializing in tours of both Copenhagen and SKOAL.

[Gazebo]

Is the only person in the world who knows of the date in which the world ends, but is cursed with such knowledge as she is unable to share it with anybody, because nobody will believe her

[Natacha]

When he goes shopping he claims all the stuff he touches is his and people in the stores says: "Certainly, Sir" and bows to him

[Gazebo]

Is an underground resistance leader of a group that seeks to subvert the queen of Denmark and replace her with a cardboard cutout of the queen, with the goal of seeing how long it takes the country to realize that the cutout isn’t the real Queen Margrethe

[Natacha]

Is an underground resistance leader of a group that seeks to subvert the queen of Denmark and replace her with a cardboard cutout of the queen, with the goal of seeing how long it takes the country to realize that the cutout isn’t the real Queen Margrethe

Yes that really is a great lie :-) I love our queen

Gazebo can learn other languages by just listening to them talk for 3 minutes

[Nnoki]

Oh yeah?
But dear Natacha, have you told everybody about how YOU, yes, YOU are actually the last airbender

[Gazebo]

Natacha may be the last airbender, but Nnoki is the last pickle jar bender. Pickle jar lid technology has now advanced to the point where only one being alive is capable of opening them, that being being Nnoki. With his ability, Nnoki has monoplized the pickle jar-opening industry, charging people exorbitant prices in order to have their pickle jars opened.

[Karalectric]

Ash doesn't choose Pikachu, but, indeed, chooses Gazebo instead.

[Gazebo]

Kara has the ability to run faster than the speed of sound. However, while playing soccer, she pretends to only be able to run normally, so as to not beat everyone else too badly.

[Natacha]

Identifies himself as a Gazebo because it's hard, and as a clever way to cover up his real problem, that he has the illness: "permanent boner"

[wrecked]

Models bras and panties for the Walmart catalog .

[Gazebo]

Believes that the Earth is not round, but rather, shaped like a 2001 Honda Civic

[xELENAx]

The roof on his gazebo leaks

[Gazebo]

Has trained over a dozen fleas to do increasingly complex feats of acrobatics as part of her dream to start a flea circus. Unfortunately, nobody ever comes out to watch the fleas perform in the circus because they are too small to see

[Spooky_Eli]

Plays electric guitar without an amp.

[Karalectric]

His name is Percy. He's a platypus.

[Natacha]

She pisses like a race horse

[Spooky_Eli]

Her name is Linkara, she has a magic gun, we're'd she perchese that?

[Gazebo]

Uses the guise of atheism to hide his true identity, that identity being that he is actually God, taking a break from his usual omnipotent duties to browse the forums of VT

[Pultost]

Smuggles grapes into Mexico.

[Spooky_Eli]

Packs sqerals in her pants

[Pultost]

Hates The Omen with a passion.

[Spooky_Eli]

Loves Mushrooms

[Pultost]

Gave birth to a pizza this morning.

Loves Mushrooms

That's no lie at all. ;)

[Spooky_Eli]

Was born of a Jackel

[Gazebo]

Was the jackal that birthed Pultost

[BJade]

Dreams of one day becoming a house

[Spooky_Eli]

Is really not being jade

[Naturelover]

is the best example of Dr. Jekyll und Mr. Hyde

[Spooky_Eli]

Actually lives south of germany

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote, Directed and stared in the Omen movies

[Spooky_Eli]

Ghost wrote the mistborn trilogy

[Naturelover]

believe in ghosts

[Natacha]

Her green panties today are really made from leaves

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives on a hostile alien world called Hyperion.

[Natacha]

Has 4 arms, which makes him the most able guitarist in the world

[Spooky_Eli]

Knows where the cookies are kept

[Natacha]

Knows where the cookies are kept

I do know, but clever touch with the reverse psychology :-)

2 of his arm, he can convert to wings by will

[TessTheGreat]

Has a pet crocodile.

[Natacha]

Is producing the food for my crocodile

[TessTheGreat]

Eats the crocodile food herself

[Natacha]

She knows that, so she hides chili bombs inside it. Geez take it easy will ya

[Shaythen]

Her crocodile’s name is Rasputen

[Karalectric]

She's platinum blonde!

[SouthernDude]

has the worst avatar on vt

[Adamant]

Is a proud northerner.

[Natacha]

Burns bibles to set a Guinness world record

[SouthernDude]

been drunk since the age of 12 because she's from Denmark

[Natacha]

Only got sober to write that post ^ ... He's off drinking again

[Karalectric]

Her actual name is Natushie

[Pultost]

Has a secret chicken farm in her basement.

[TessTheGreat]

Sleeps in a hedgehog onesie

[Pultost]

Has a framed pancake on her wall in her room.

[TessTheGreat]

Her eyesight is so bad she didn't recognise herself when she looked in my mirror.

[Pultost]

Has her name written on a post-it on her nightstand, because she forgets it every day.

[TessTheGreat]

Sleeps on the floor because she's too lazy to climb into bed

[Pultost]

Built her own bed from scratch.

[TessTheGreat]

Makes her teddy bear sleep on the floor