Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Spooky_Eli]

lives in a broom cubourd

[Abyssal Echo]

sleeps under his bed

[Spooky_Eli]

Sleeps hanging from the rafters

[Abyssal Echo]

tried to follow santa up the chimney

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a merciless butcher who lives underground

[Abyssal Echo]

is jack the ripper

[KAG2020]

Is ripper the jack

[Spooky_Eli]

Shall wear midnight

[KAG2020]

Is Ray Ray

[Abyssal Echo]

gets lost in his closet

[KAG2020]

gets lost in his closet

I actually do lmfao

Is a catto

[Spooky_Eli]

swims in a bath of honey

[KAG2020]

Is liberal as Bernie Sanders

[Spooky_Eli]

Is as liberal as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

[KAG2020]

Is Lyin’ Ted Cruz

[Spooky_Eli]

Is the proud owner of a pussy hat

[Triple k]

Is a 3 time national "pocket pool" champion

[Spooky_Eli]

Won an Emiey for her brief role in a peep show

[KAG2020]

Is a sourpuss.

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a wican

[KAG2020]

Is a asshat

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a Sith Lord

[KAG2020]

Is an Ewok

[Spooky_Eli]

Is an emo

[KAG2020]

Is a jumped up 6 year old

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a jumped up little Pop-punk fan

[KAG2020]

Doesn't like Kurt Cobain

[Spooky_Eli]

Thinks Kiss stands for Knights In Satan's Service

[KAG2020]

Colludes with the devil

[Spooky_Eli]

Burried his ex-wife in his backyard and wrote a cheery acoustic song about the event.

[Abyssal Echo]

Started the California wild fires

[KAG2020]

Is a conspiracy theorist?

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives in Mark Dice's basement

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Is the son of the pope and goes to mass every day

[Spooky_Eli]

Is an obediant li'l Alter boy

[Karalectric]

Chuck Norris only looked at a woman and she instantly became pregnant with Eli.

[Knightley]

Likes it eat sandwiches while running around school naked

[Spooky_Eli]

Likes to wash windows naked

[KAG2020]

Eats blades of grass

[abcdeqwe]

Steals coins from fountains

[Knightley]

He once climbed into my window in the middle of the night and asked if he could sing in my shower

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Is an obediant li'l Alter boy

That’s not a lie kinda, I’m not an alter boy just maybe submissive.

Set a teeny fire in a French church

[Spooky_Eli]

Sacreficed a virgin to satan

[Kastanis]

RattleHead was that virgin

[Adamant]

He is my long lost twin brother.

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in an abandoned WW2 bomb shelter

[KAG2020]

Is Paul Stanley

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Alice Coopers little sister

[KAG2020]

Fell off the Empire State Building

[Knightley]

Joey likes to sleep in his garden covered in coleslaw

[KAG2020]

Knightley has 252 posts.

[Abyssal Echo]

Eats cheesecake with his toes

[abcdeqwe]

Is new to the site :rolleyes:

[Abyssal Echo]

Turned his parents basement into a swimming pool

[KAG2020]

Lives under a rug

[Abyssal Echo]

Spent most of his college fund buying leftover discounted Easter candy

[Adamant]

Lives in a palace not a cave.

[InternetTeen]

Hordes bookshelves

[Adamant]

Got his girlfriend to smoke.:lol:

[KAG2020]

Breaths fire

[Knightley]

likes to jump through peoples closed windows ( never been cut once )

[InternetTeen]

is Welsh

[Karalectric]

is actually a Targaryen. He's mad, I tell you! Mad!

[abcdeqwe]

Actually from Kentucky :D

[Karalectric]

Actually from Kentucky :D

How dare you, sir. :no:

Is not Ryan. Is not Gay. Wants nothing to do with the number 24 whatsoever.

[abcdeqwe]

Is not Ryan. Is not Gay. Wants nothing to do with the number 24 whatsoever.

*Scoffs* at least I’m not from Kentucky :lol3:

She was a home birth

[Spooky_Eli]

*Scoffs* at least I’m not from Kentucky :lol3:

She was a home birth

And what’s wrong with Kentucky exactly? We should be very thankful for there one major contribution to life...

Lives in West Virginia

[abcdeqwe]

Lives in Aberdeenshire :D

[Adamant]

His avatar is a self portrait.

[Raphaell]

He’s name is probably Adam but he looks like Bob

[KAG2020]

Is an intolerant person.

[InternetTeen]

prefers Audi.

[Spooky_Eli]

Only shops in M&S

[KAG2020]

Hates this place.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is rarely online

[abcdeqwe]

Has never posted!

[InternetTeen]

is actually called Nigel

[abcdeqwe]

Born in da Stone Age :)

[InternetTeen]

lives in a tree

[Abyssal Echo]

Rides a dinosaur to school

[Adamant]

Fights dragons

[arnorway]

nearly been kicked out of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry for a prank on professor flitwick in charms class :lol3:

[LiberalTurboprop]

Was convicted by the Hague for crimes against humanity in the Chechen War.

[Adamant]

Is not very interesting.

[InternetTeen]

is a horrible person

[Karalectric]

Is actually a robot sent back from the future!

[InternetTeen]

is a boy

[KAG2020]

Is Mr. Bean

[Abyssal Echo]

is dating Rainbow Dash

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Is an anarchist attempting to hide as a law abiding page to overthrow the government

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all my secrets

[Spooky_Eli]

Killed Mr Blobby

[KAG2020]

Hates all of us here.

[Natacha]

Hates electric cars

[InternetTeen]

drinks food and eats drinks

[KAG2020]

Is a WiFi teen not and internet teen

[abcdeqwe]

Lives monochromatically

[Abyssal Echo]

wears snake skin underware

[abcdeqwe]

Bites his toenails

[thewilddog]

supports the people that throw trash in nature

[Knightley]

rides a sea turtle to work wearing a top hat

[Natacha]

Supports violent people. Otherwise she wouldn't have that big collection of guns and knives

[Knightley]

Supports violent people. Otherwise she wouldn't have that big collection of guns and knivesIm afraid thats partly true if you count fake guns and knives for self defence practice


Likes to swim in a big coat and scarf

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives under the London bridge

[Knightley]

Likes to eat soup hanging upside down

[TessTheGreat]

Has got a pet haggis called McKnightley.

[Adamant]

Is my nextdoor neighbour

[Karalectric]

Turns into Adamonster when he is angry! Big and green SMASH!!!!!!!

[Karalectric]

Kara NEVER double posts by accident. :whoops:

[Knightley]

Missed saying happy birthday on the right day on purpose because she hates me :(:(:(

[Karalectric]

Cold and unforgiving to her pal Kara! (I am glad these are lies!)

[Natacha]

Holds mexican men prisoners in her cellar

[Karalectric]

Her last name is Romanoff. She is the Black Widow!!

[Shaythen]

She’s secretly a GINGER!

[Natacha]

Is secretly from Harry Potters world, checking on us

[Lorraine02]

Is secretively In love with me

[Karalectric]

Not from California but Middle-Earth!

[Shaythen]

Once stole a pig just to hear it go whee whee whee all the way home

[ska8er]

Drinks Tennessee whiskey
from her shoe cause it is
more mellow.

[Shaythen]

Watches Family Guy just to see Meg!

[KAG2020]

Is Thenshay not Shaythen. She has tried to escape by switching her name around.

[Shaythen]

Secretly loves Thomas Edison!

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Thomas Edison's long lost cousin twice removed for trying to steal family secrets

[Karalectric]

Lives next to an abyss that he shouts into at least a dozen times a day.

[Natacha]

Every night she kneels before a picture of her self, starting a prayer by "Oh mighty Goddess..."

[Karalectric]

Every night she kneels before a picture of her self, starting a prayer by "Oh mighty Goddess..."

Read the rules. You are supposed to post an insane lie. ;)

Natacha has never been abducted by aliens, but she abducts THEM on the regular.

[thewilddog]

Is one of the people who signed up to go to mars and just changed their avatar!

[TessTheGreat]

Is wild. And a dog.

[Natacha]

Helps the dogs chasing cats

[Shaythen]

Once stared down a tornado and it stopped

[Karalectric]

Once played Twister in the middle of a twister!!

[Shaythen]

Has the cowardly lion locked in a cage in her basement

[Karalectric]

Mild mannered ginger by day, Captain Underpants at night!

[Knightley]

Her avatar is how she looks in real like its not a drawing shes really creepy

[Natacha]

In her picture she is wondering why she fell through the water. She normally stays on top of it

[BlackParadePixie]

Loves to draw pictures of dragons having sex

[Karalectric]

By UCLA, she actually means Universal Cats Loving Ass. :eek:

[sara___]

irons her bras

[SouthernDude]

Secretly fantasizes about her and Danny DeVito

[Karalectric]

A northern dudette

[Knightley]

Likes to jump off high buildings because shes a cat and can survive any fall :D

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Wants to cuddle with me

[Karalectric]

ONLY speaks cat. Meow meow. Meow?? MEOWWWW

[abcdeqwe]

Does absolutely nothing but sit on her couch and contemplate existence :)

[rgconrad23]

Secretly dates women over 40

[thewilddog]

is actually a new york train driver, with two cats who sit in the train with him, and eat the leftover sandwiches people leave on the train.

[abcdeqwe]

A mule for a drug carter :lol3:

[Knightley]

likes to cartwheel everywhere instead of walking

[abcdeqwe]

Can’t rock a binkini swim suit

[Abyssal Echo]

Lurks often but rarely posts

[Adamant]

has only made a few posts.

[Turbofan explosion]

Currently has 694 posts

[Adamant]

Is hopeless at tech.

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives under a rock

[HFrint]

Had a popcorn kernel stuck in his teeth Nd tried to put his head in the microwave to pop it out.

[SkyN]

Told me that his favourite food is mildly crushed ice.

[lliam]

Has a crush on Donald Trumps wife. Dated her secretly last month.

[Jessica.lang19]

He likes to pick his feet then smell his fingers

[Knightley]

Has a pet polar bear that can dance the can can

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Killed rattlehead and stuffed him

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the lead singer of Adamant's band

[SkyN]

Enjoys being serenaded on first dates.

[Jessica.lang19]

Has a giant collection of teddy bears with no heads

[Abyssal Echo]

Lets her pet dragon swim in her neighbors pool when they're not home.

[Spooky_Eli]

keeps a djinn in a lamp on his desk

[Karalectric]

Wears a coat made of live cats

[Natacha]

Runs all her electrics on green energy from her admireres on fitness bikes in her basement.

[BJade]

Can use her ponytail to fly like a helicopter

[Spooky_Eli]

eats rats from her hands

[BJade]

Will eat your brain for breakfast

[Spooky_Eli]

cooks human livers

[Natacha]

Plans a new political party: "Fight hunger. Cook a cat"

[BJade]

Will drink your blood

[Knightley]

Can talk to all animals but only talks to snails :P:P:P

[Natacha]

Kicks so hard everything she touches breaks under pressure

[Pultost]

Is my dentist.

[Natacha]

Likes it better when I sooth her pain with cocaine

[Karalectric]

Elvis has actually been alive all these years and was disguised as Natacha.

[Shaythen]

Chuck Norris is afraid of HER

[Naturelover]

was in pajamas at school today

[BJade]

Is actually a ladybird

[Karalectric]

The B in BJade stands for B***h. :eek:

[Knightley]

Hates playing football (soccer:mad::mad::mad:) :P:P:P Xxx

[Naturelover]

always looks at the male Scots under the kilt.

[Natacha]

Makes a lot of jokes about killing puppies, just to hide the fact that it is actually her daily routine

[BJade]

Is coming to your village with her Viking friends

[Shaythen]

Sneaks in your room at night and rearranges your socks!

[Knightley]

Likes to steal her friend's panties

[Naturelover]

loves England more than Scotland

[BJade]

Secretly wants England to win at every sport competition

[Naturelover]

Secretly wants England to win at every sport competition

I would not care

[Naturelover]

to bjade -> will never reach 300 post here in vt

[BJade]

to bjade -> will never reach 300 post here in vt

I'll stop at 299 then :P

Has a bright pink mohawk

[Shaythen]

Has a pet dragon in her basement

[ImXur-girl]

Dyed her pubes Tennessee Volunteer orange

[Shaythen]

Dyed her pubes Tennessee Volunteer orange

I’m a real red head, if I had pubic hair, it’d be pretty close to UT Orange anyways, lol

[Naturelover]

has 3 boobs

[Pultost]

Doesn't understand a single word of German.

[Shaythen]

Is really a Russian spy!

[Karalectric]

Is the Dark Phoenix, HELL BENT ON DESTROYING EVERYTHING