Post an insane lie about the person above you

[InternetTeen]

they actually do smell super nice


lives in a library so he is surrounded by bookshelves!

[abcdeqwe]

they actually do smell super nice

They do, it’s true

Has a secret identity

[Spooky_Eli]

ikr? the books i mean

lives i a pinapple under the sea

[abcdeqwe]

Plays the clarinet

[Spooky_Eli]

plays the drums

[Abyssal Echo]

Builds guitars in Ringo Starr's basement

[abcdeqwe]

Tells jokes for living

[Spooky_Eli]

once met patton oswalt

[InternetTeen]

chooses cabbage over chicken nuggets

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a cabbage farmer

[InternetTeen]

is a cabbage destroyer

[Abyssal Echo]

is in charge of monitoring time zones

[InternetTeen]

sleeps in the bathtub

[abcdeqwe]

Sleeps standing up

[Spooky_Eli]

Sleeps hanging from the rafters

[Barbara.]

Is a head banging rock star

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a fasion designer/super model extrodanere

[Abyssal Echo]

Is on Holiday with the Queen

[InternetTeen]

is running Buckingham Palace while the Queen is away

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Elton Johns pool boi

[InternetTeen]

has a stuffed Mia Khalifa toy under his bed

[Sammy_03]

Cried during his own childbirth

[Adamant]

Was raisd by a kangaroo

[arnorway]

broke his ant farm and all the ants escaped

[Sammy_03]

Drowned in a fjord.

[InternetTeen]

lives in a cave

[arnorway]

never been on the internet

[InternetTeen]

isn't from Norway

[TessTheGreat]

Lives next door to his parents.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Rattleheads little brother

[InternetTeen]

is RattleHeads long lost cousin

[Spaceforce1]

Secretly likes to pretend he's a tree.

[InternetTeen]

is a mexican druglord

[abcdeqwe]

Avatar hater!

[ska8er]

Likes to rub his ducky
when he takes a bath.

[InternetTeen]

has a real swan in his bath tub

[Adamant]

His parents are computer nerds and his first name actually is Internet.

[arnorway]

is actually an anteater :eek:

[InternetTeen]

is Norway

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in a shed in his parents back yard

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives in Euronymous's Basement

[Abyssal Echo]

Spends his free time with the Queen in the tower of London

[InternetTeen]

is a beef eater

[Spooky_Eli]

lives in a pinapple under the sea

[abcdeqwe]

Did his profile pic

[Spooky_Eli]

uses a swedish pump daily

[InternetTeen]

is the swedish pump

[Spooky_Eli]

Wipes his nose with his sisters leggings

[InternetTeen]

hasn't washed in over 7 years

[Adamant]

offered to bath the previous poster:lol:

[Spooky_Eli]

panted the family cat black

[arnorway]

hates protein shakes :D

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a 31 year old Librarian

[Bluegrass]

Is a slow poster.

[Naturelover]

Is from the 51st US Federal State.

[Adamant]

Loves to get friend requests from guys so please send them to make her happy.

[Spooky_Eli]

licks ant-infested lolypops

[Adamant]

Is telling the truth about me

[KAG2020]

Is secretly Hillary Clinton

[Spooky_Eli]

Is secretly George Soros

[KAG2020]

Is secretly a Radical, Fanatical, Liberal.

[Spooky_Eli]

Is Secretly Shia LeBouf

[KAG2020]

I secretly Shifty Schiff looking for teens to indeit for Russian hacking on VT

[Spooky_Eli]

Is sercretly George Conway

[KAG2020]

Is actually Troye Sivan

[Spooky_Eli]

Is Acctually Meatloaf

[KAG2020]

Is actually a member of Ghost.

[Spooky_Eli]

Is acctually The mind behind kiss

[KAG2020]

Is acctually The mind behind kiss
I wish.:metal:

The one known as RattleHead is secretly a super fan of ABBA.

[Spooky_Eli]

Hahahaha, not a super-fan, but I enjoy their tunes,

Is Actually David Bowie's Genetic offspring

[KAG2020]

Is a rattlesnake

[Spooky_Eli]

Ghost wrote the opening Riff to Rattlehead

[KAG2020]

Eli is lie transformed into an anonymous name.

[Spooky_Eli]

Is the king of amerikstan

[KAG2020]

I am the Lord of Huggles, not the king of a foreign country lol.

Has poor taste in people

[Spooky_Eli]

Has a secret stash of pre-inqusition twink *alem* twinkies

[KAG2020]

Is whack

[Spooky_Eli]

Is General wackerson the III of Jackersvile

[KAG2020]

Is secretly Oprah Winfrey

[Spooky_Eli]

Jumped the couch.

[KAG2020]

Is secretly Deepak Chopra

[Spooky_Eli]

knows where they hide the cookies

[KAG2020]

Gets his ideas from AOC

[Spooky_Eli]

Is the man who gave Rattlehead the red baby in..
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Single_hangar.jpg

[KAG2020]

Is the definition of a Poppin Jay.

[Spooky_Eli]

Rips through 77 packets of clam chowder a day

[Adamant]

Hasnt reached 100 posts yet.

[Spooky_Eli]

Is planing on ditching his 500 post face

[Knightley]

Is a magical unicorn that farts rainbows :):):)

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a Down and dirty motorcyclist

[KAG2020]

Lives in a bottle of Dr. Pepper.

[Spooky_Eli]

Hands out stitches for a living

[KAG2020]

Used to be banned and is now using a different account.

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Is a 45 year old woman

[KAG2020]

Is a Russian Spy.

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Is a Russian spy reporting to me about Eli being a vampire

[KAG2020]

Is a vampire who acts like Eli, who is a lobbyist and a socialist.

[Spooky_Eli]

Secretly eats babies and writes liberal shitposts on 'the site that shall not be named due to vt rules'

[KAG2020]

Eats crayons

[JQL---]

Is a spy from the West Koreans who came off a space shuttle that was secretly hiding Hirohito on it and he will start WW negative 2 again.

[Lorraine02]

Hey my babies daddy

[Elliott_hn]

she has a dick

[Spooky_Eli]

he has a snatch

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote Cat Scratch Fever

[Elliott_hn]

is a lone wolf

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives in the absence of light

[Elliott_hn]

is attractive

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows how to use the power of the dark side

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives in a song

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all my secrets

[KAG2020]

Is corrupted by the dark side.

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives in a pinapple under the sea

[KAG2020]

Is secretly Squidward. No wonder he is so grumpy....

[Spooky_Eli]

(im not grumpy!)

Eats seaweed for lunch

[KAG2020]

Has blond seaweed hair.

[Turbofan explosion]

Has long hair

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Is Rattlehead’s other personality

[Karalectric]

His actual name is Barfy. :eek:

[Pultost]

Can't stand music. xD

[Spooky_Eli]

Hates mushrooms

[Pultost]

Is bald.

[Karalectric]

Made of literal cheese!

[Spooky_Eli]

Loves the Lord with all her heart and soul

[Karalectric]

His head rattles. No really! Makes for a great percussive instrument!

[KAG2020]

Is actually Arak, not Kara.

[Abyssal Echo]

is rebuilding a wrecked Tesla in his moms basement

[KAG2020]

Is Chewbacca

[Spooky_Eli]

Is han solo

[KAG2020]

Is DarthVader.

[Turbofan explosion]

Has 58 posts currently

[Barbara.]

Is it the inventor of the atomic bomb

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a Phantom Lord

[abcdeqwe]

Is a cat toy

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a Devoted fan of the rattlesnake shake... oh, wait

[KAG2020]

Is a power ranger

[Turbofan explosion]

Is addicted to drinking tobacco tea

[Spooky_Eli]

He doesn't fly planes, he blows them... (sorry)

[Knightley]

Eats plastic

[Spooky_Eli]

Invened the high-five

[Knightley]

swam around the world in 2 days

[KAG2020]

Is not a martial artist

[Spooky_Eli]

Is the king of the nitetime world

[KAG2020]

Is the king of the nitetime world

I am king of my nighttime world...

RattleHead secretly hates rock music

[Spooky_Eli]

thinks Kiss worship the Devil

[KAG2020]

Is a Russian bot

[Spooky_Eli]

Is A Socalist slime ball

[KAG2020]

Is a snitch

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a rat

[KAG2020]

Is a bat

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a space-demon

[abcdeqwe]

Eats meat :P

[KAG2020]

Isn’t gay

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Created a fake trump dossier

[KAG2020]

Is Lyin’ James Comey

[arnorway]

is the heir of an oil company :lol3:

[Turbofan explosion]

Lives in North Korea

[KAG2020]

Is secretly Arial

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Killed Eli and ate him

[Adamant]

Is missing the little finger on his hand as it was eaten by a crocodile.

[arnorway]

has eaten a crocodile :P

[KAG2020]

Killed Eli and ate him

Hmmm. His absence is troubling.

Also, arnorway doesn’t know what Arbor Day is.

[Caycedilla]

Joey stole my Subway sandwich and fed it to raccoons in the park

[Karalectric]

Cayce's actual name is actually just K.C. It means Kangaroo Cop. Her job on the side.

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives on a boat.

Hmmm. His absence is troubling.

It is?

[abcdeqwe]

Hasn’t eaten a crocodile ;)

[Spooky_Eli]

Urhuuummmmmmm o-kkkeeeyyyyy....

Rides crocodiles for fun.

[abcdeqwe]

That’s tru :P

Has never been to a bank!

[Spooky_Eli]

oh, so, that was a metaphor.....

Silps the bank teller $20 a week to look the other way.

[Caycedilla]

Runs around the bases nude at the high school field in the middle of the night “for fun”

[Spooky_Eli]

Dances in the high school shower 'for fun'

[abcdeqwe]

Drinks window cleaner

Runs around the bases nude at the high school field in the middle of the night “for fun”

Woah, woah, woah... when did u change ur username?

[Spooky_Eli]

Drinks anti-freeze

[Caycedilla]

Drinks window cleaner



Woah, woah, woah... when did u change ur username?

a few days ago :lol:

and ummm, he is dull as a peanut

[Spooky_Eli]

As nutty as a cashew

[Abyssal Echo]

Likes snapping turtle stew

[Spooky_Eli]

Enjoy's throwing pigen stew into the sea

[Abyssal Echo]

has been tar and feathered more than once

[Spooky_Eli]

Owns a picketing chamber

[Abyssal Echo]

wrote the chamber of secrets

[Spooky_Eli]

Owns a flying broomstick

[arnorway]

is as clumsy a wizard as seamus finnigan was early on :lol3:

[MasonBA]

is the ruler of Norway

[arnorway]

lives in florida :yes:

[MasonBA]

Is a professional rugby player

[arnorway]

is a really mean person

[Naturelover]

Is from sweden

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the leader of the French resistance

[Spooky_Eli]

Is Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez, Chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Papa Roach

[Spooky_Eli]

Is King Diamond

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Alice Cooper and Lady Gaga's love child

[Spooky_Eli]

Is the 77th german royal unicorn

[Abyssal Echo]

Was last seen running out of the queens private chambers

[Spooky_Eli]

Spotted sumggling copious amounts of honey into the tunnels underneth the white house

[Abyssal Echo]

Supplied the honey

[Spooky_Eli]

Boiled the lyrics to 'Iko Iko' and mixed them into the honey

[Karalectric]

Lives in a box with a fox.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a fox

[Spooky_Eli]

wrote "What Does The Fox Say?"

[Abyssal Echo]

is Harry Potters room mate