Post an insane lie about the person above you

[sammydavis]

Once got his finger jammed in a mouse trap because the cheese looked too good to pass up

[InternetTeen]

Sleeps in the kitchen cupboard

[Barbara.]

Is Donald Trump's right hand man

[TheAP]

Is Donald Trump's hairstylist.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the co-pilot of Air Force one

[Atlantis]

Turns into a wolf at night

[hayley2003]

a double top secret undercover global mod.

[Barbara.]

Is a famous ballerina dancer

[hayley2003]

Plans to date and marry a guy named "Ken" :P

[Gazebo]

Has a comet named after her

[ShineintheDark]

Has a pet dragon called 'Janeece'

[Spooky_Eli]

Licks the sweat off of cats arses

[ShineintheDark]

Lost his virginity to a matured cheesestring

[Abyssal Echo]

is married to Error 404

[Chaotic Trickster]

Is a Cat.

[Abyssal Echo]

Rents surfboards from his shack on the great barrier reef

[Adamant]

Is a werewolf

[Spooky_Eli]

Is A Commie Spy

[Abyssal Echo]

Invented cheese burger pizzas

[Spooky_Eli]

Created Dark matter

[Karalectric]

Hates loud music

[Spooky_Eli]

Loves the patriots

[lliam]

Is the most feared individual by President Trump.

[Spooky_Eli]

Is President Putin's personal advisor

[Zika]

Lives a secret double life

[Spooky_Eli]

Is A spy for the NSA

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Queen Elizabeth's court jester

[Spooky_Eli]

Is the real owner of the 80% complete Resident Evil 1.5

[Adamant]

Calls himself rattlehead as he wears long jangling earings.

[Spooky_Eli]

calls himself adamant because hes really,, well, adamant. from adam and the ants

[Crashig]

Is a millionaire but eats from the dumpster behind their local Starbucks

[Spooky_Eli]

Killed the family pet.

[Adamant]

Ate the family pet.

[Spooky_Eli]

Helped me prep the family pet for cooking.

[Abyssal Echo]

tastes everything to make sure it's done in "poor taste"

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives in a pinapple under the sea

[Abyssal Echo]

knows all my secrets

[Spooky_Eli]

thinks i'm a libtard.

[abcdeqwe]

Lives in the United states

[Spooky_Eli]

lives in the UK

[abcdeqwe]

Born in the Uk

[Spooky_Eli]

hates apple sause

[Abyssal Echo]

Eats chips and hot sauce for breakfast

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Wants a wall built along the Mexican border and is willing to do the work himself

[Spooky_Eli]

Wants to chip in and help abbysal with building his wall.

[Naturelover]

is pregnant

[Adamant]

Wants to be pregnant

[Merk]

Is a member of the Adam family

[Adamant]

Is really 71 and not 17.

[Gazebo]

Was born on October 71st, not October 17th

[Spooky_Eli]

Ghost Wrote "Yesterday"

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote Let it be

[Spooky_Eli]

Wrote across the universe

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Went as captain underpants for Halloween

[Pultost]

Joined VT 20 years ago.

[Adamant]

Hates mushrooms

[Spooky_Eli]

Pulls the legs off of ants

[Pultost]

Loves Christmas.

[Spooky_Eli]

Tells the truth

[Abyssal Echo]

pulls the wings off of lady bugs

[Spooky_Eli]

Bites the heads off of bats

[Adamant]

Kisses frogs to find his prince.

[Spooky_Eli]

Buchered the beatles

[Abyssal Echo]

eats chocolate covered bugs for breakfast

[Spooky_Eli]

Cooks up Crystal meth in his cold dark cave, on the road to west virginia

[InternetTeen]

listens to 6ix9ine and enjoys it

[Spooky_Eli]

Eats nu-metal for breakfast

[InternetTeen]

thinks David Bradley looks smashing

[Spooky_Eli]

is a sick sick man

[InternetTeen]

has a shrub fetish

[Spooky_Eli]

Once saw good ole davy dave fuck a pig

[Abyssal Echo]

Offered his little bro to Lionsden04 for his sisters birthday present

[InternetTeen]

thinks water is dry

[Spooky_Eli]

eats sandpaper and loves it

[InternetTeen]

once shaved his head by plucking each hair out individually.

[Abyssal Echo]

has a taco stand in Iran

[Spooky_Eli]

once made love to a tree

[InternetTeen]

sold a tenner for 10p

[Spooky_Eli]

Found a three dollar bill and trashed it

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in an underground bunker

[Spooky_Eli]

Prepps for the second coming of christ left behind style (the books and that one film not the shitty remake style)

[abcdeqwe]

Satanist?

[InternetTeen]

thinks grapes are soft nuts

[arnorway]

wants to be president of the internet when older :yes:

[InternetTeen]

thinks Lil Pump produces music better than Mozart

[Abyssal Echo]

Gets lost in his own room

[InternetTeen]

tried to get drunk on water

[Abyssal Echo]

Showed Jesus how to turn water into wine

[Barbara.]

Is a homeless wineo.

[Abyssal Echo]

Designed Barbies dream house

[Spooky_Eli]

Caged a Rathalos From MH and said "your coming with me to my castle."

[sara___]

Has shock absorbents on his bed frame so no one hears him while he "does his thing"

[Spooky_Eli]

Has A Motley Crue Tattoo somewhere unmentionable

[Natacha]

Has 30 cars in a collection

[Spooky_Eli]

Collects her victim's teeth

[Pultost]

Wears a pink dress as we speak.

[Spooky_Eli]

Wears a strap on to school

[Natacha]

Expects to be rear ended by that same strap on

[Spooky_Eli]

Lies about me:P

[InternetTeen]

his favourite hobby is dusting the book shelf

[Spooky_Eli]

HIS favotate hobby is licking cats clean.

[InternetTeen]

his chores at home are to make sure there are no cockroaches under the washing machine

[Spooky_Eli]

Buys cockroaches from me so he can feed them to his moster under the stairs

[InternetTeen]

sleeps with his cockroaches

[Spooky_Eli]

Sleeps with the fishes

[InternetTeen]

takes his fish out the tank and inspects it

[Spooky_Eli]

Uses his fish as wanking socks

[InternetTeen]

sleeps in the fish tank

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives in a pinapple under the sea...

[InternetTeen]

lives in an easter island head

[Spooky_Eli]

Killed santa claus

[InternetTeen]

believes in the tooth fairy

[Spooky_Eli]

Runs around is a bunny costume raping defencless chickens

[InternetTeen]

makes human mannequins so he looks like he has friends

[Spooky_Eli]

Spanks monkeys on the street

[InternetTeen]

lives in a pit in his garden

[Spooky_Eli]

Hides in the sewers

[InternetTeen]

leader of a gang that throw pebbles at trees

[Spooky_Eli]

hosts a reality tv show where he Fucks pigs

[InternetTeen]

enjoys cleaning chewing gum off the pavement

[Spooky_Eli]

wipes his ass with poison ivy

[Abyssal Echo]

Gave the Queen a rat meat taco

[Spooky_Eli]

Knows that the queen is a shape shifting lizard

[Abyssal Echo]

has seen the Queen's forked tongue

[Spooky_Eli]

Has experianced the queens focked tounge first hand

[Abyssal Echo]

Likes it when the Queen hisses in his ear

[Naturelover]

Is the Queen's double

[InternetTeen]

is the queens triple

[Spooky_Eli]

is the queens quatdruple

[JonnyH]

The queens quintuplet

[InternetTeen]

the queens sextuplet

[MasonBA]

has never been on the internet in his life

[Adamant]

Has got a B.A. degree.

[InternetTeen]

eats wood

[Spooky_Eli]

licks wood

[Adamant]

Is too shy to post pictures of himself. (Cool jacket btw)

[Abyssal Echo]

Sleeps on the floor

[InternetTeen]

sleeps on the bookshelf

[abcdeqwe]

Liked mcDonalds ?

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns Taco Bell

[Spooky_Eli]

Shut down Chick fill A

[Barbara.]

Is the president of KFC franchise

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns KFC but eats lunch every day at Wendy's

[Barbara.]

Owns Wendy's franchise

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all my secrets

[Barbara.]

Has a lot of skeletons in his closest

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Has a wig made from puppy skins she skinned herself

[abcdeqwe]

Did not just creep me out with that post :)

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Shaves his body with a plastic spoon

[hayley2003]

Hordes Oreo cookies in his bedroom closet. :P

[lliam]

is secretly in love with that entity which magically shows up every time when she looks in a mirror

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Has an r2d2 sippy cup that secretly is full of tequila

[abcdeqwe]

Believes in ghosts

[Spooky_Eli]

loves va ja ja. (lmao)

[abcdeqwe]

Knows his way around a vulva, mhmm

[Spooky_Eli]

is a master at finding the g-spot

[abcdeqwe]

For guys maybe :D:D

Eats the pussy out with a spoon (is this too far?)

[Spooky_Eli]

can fuck a brourd till she throws up her lunch (no, is this? :D )

[abcdeqwe]

Idk but damn

Better at toeing than fingering

[Spooky_Eli]

better at sucking than fucking

[abcdeqwe]

Better sub than dom

[Spooky_Eli]

prefers to frot rather than fuck

[abcdeqwe]

Asexual king ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Spooky_Eli]

demi-sexual-attack-helicopter

[arnorway]

is a super liberal leftie

[abcdeqwe]

demi-sexual-attack-helicopter

Omg, STOPPP lmao.


Swedish

[Spooky_Eli]

Is A thrurrough Bread Canuck

[abcdeqwe]

Lol

Él habla español

[Spooky_Eli]

knows who mycurrent boyfriend is

[abcdeqwe]

Ooooo ??? Do tell

Has slepted with my husband, oh you fiend

[Spooky_Eli]

(I'll pm u)

devorced his husband and shacked up with the devorce loyer (you whore, JKJKJKJK)

[abcdeqwe]

Was my husband lolololol

[Spooky_Eli]

Is An Obnoxius bee movie fan and insest advicate

[abcdeqwe]

Damn, that was a switch lmao

Bee fucker (gn Eli :))

[Spooky_Eli]

(good night dude)

Sleeps with the fishes

[InternetTeen]

gets stung by wasps on purpose so he looks manly

[Abyssal Echo]

Stomps on ground hornets nests for fun

[InternetTeen]

Dreams of becoming a beaver

[abcdeqwe]

Beaver groomer

[Abyssal Echo]

kisses every frog he finds hoping to find prince charming

[Spooky_Eli]

Has prince charming locked in his basement

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows who's behind the power of the dark side

[Spooky_Eli]

Smokes pot with jimi hendrix and jim morrison on a farm in utah

[hayley2003]

A secret undercover FBI agent spying on other secret undercover FBI agents who are spying on him :P

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows ^ this to be true because she's an undercover CIA agent

[Spooky_Eli]

Is a sercret NSA opritive who knows all things

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all my secrets

[Spooky_Eli]

knows that 42 is life

[InternetTeen]

thinks Shrek is his father

[Spooky_Eli]

met the hogfather

[Pultost]

Smokes peanuts.

[Spooky_Eli]

chews dip

[abcdeqwe]

Drinks applesauce

[InternetTeen]

puts tree bark in a blender and then drinks it

[abcdeqwe]

Lives in da woods

[Spooky_Eli]

Lives In George Clooney's basement

[abcdeqwe]

Don’t expose me!

has a choking fetish

[Spooky_Eli]

(that an't no lie:whoops:)

Thinks the boogieman has a brother called the scatman

[InternetTeen]

buys any bookshelf he can get his hands on

[Spooky_Eli]

getts of on the smell of fresh books