Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Spooky_Eli]

she still thinks everyones the same downthere

[CoryW]

Sings happy birthday to random strangers at the bus stop

[Spooky_Eli]

buys whole chicken,s from the supermarket and throws it at real chickens

[LucyCee]

Has his own room at Bill Gate's house.

[Spooky_Eli]

lives in the basement of trump tower

[fighterpilot360]

enjoys rubbing his poo on his face and pretending to be G.I. joe

[Spooky_Eli]

enjoys peeing in the pool

[CoryW]

Likes playing with his slip & slide

[Spooky_Eli]

still wears diapers

[CoryW]

Wants to wear diapers.

[Spooky_Eli]

washes his toothbrush in a washing machine

[fighterpilot360]

uses the vacuum to wank off

[CoryW]

Is a vacumn repair man

[fighterpilot360]

enjoys long romantic walks to the fridge

[Spooky_Eli]

(i'veherdofpeoplewhodothat)

uses a couch arm to wipe his ass

[fighterpilot360]

is actually a girl wearing a strap-on 24/7

[Spooky_Eli]

goes out to the read light district and yells out: "its a man, baby!"

[fighterpilot360]

uses a sandpaper dildo

[Spooky_Eli]

uses a necrophiliac dildo

[fighterpilot360]

uses a dog dildo

[Spooky_Eli]

uses a horse dildo

[CoryW]

Eats fried chicken with a fork

[Spooky_Eli]

eats live chickens

[fighterpilot360]

shoves chicken eggs up her ass

[Spooky_Eli]

kicks around pigs heads and uses them as footballs

[InternetTeen]

Has an old people fetish

[CoryW]

Visits the old peoples home and steals bed pans

[InternetTeen]

lives in the sewers

[CoryW]

Want to become the world fastest farter

[InternetTeen]

Likes to suck the fart out of people before they fart

[CoryW]

Works as a cleanup guy at the port-a-potty place

[Jinglebottom]

Raven Baxter's little bro

[Barbara.]

Is a erotic male dancer

[Phosphene]

Wtf did I just walk into, there's some kind of new obsession with bodily expulsions I guess?...

Anyways, Barbara. dresses her brother up as Rainbow Dash and has him dance around on street corners.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Definitely hates cats

[CoryW]

Want to be a ballareana

[InternetTeen]

likes throwing plates of roofs

[Spooky_Eli]

likes sh**ing off the sides of roofs

[Barbara.]

Like to take candy off of a baby

[Spooky_Eli]

likes eating my dust

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a black market arms dealer

[BlackParadePixie]

Bobs for apples in the toilet

[Jinglebottom]

Really appreciates all the content in Puberty for Boys

[Spooky_Eli]

likes sniping pigeons

[CoryW]

Want to run a three legged race ALONE

[Spooky_Eli]

Wants to run the naked mile

[CoryW]

Lives with a wolf pack.

[Spooky_Eli]

licks the pavement for fun

[CoryW]

Talks to side walk cracks. Knows them by name.

[Spooky_Eli]

counts drops of rain

[InternetTeen]

inspects peoples buttcracks

[CoryW]

Wants butt crack inspected

[Barbara.]

There's a tightrope Walker

[InternetTeen]

created the DarkWeb

[CoryW]

Looking for a job as a bouncer

[Bakingboy03]

Steals pencils and DOESNT give them back...

[CoryW]

Goes to the Barber shop to get his toe nails did

[Bakingboy03]

Eats the fries in in the McDonalds parking lot

[CoryW]

Sticks McDonald's fries up his nose.

[Bakingboy03]

Uses McDonalds coupons at Wendy’s

[Barbara.]

Is the president of Wal-Mart

[CoryW]

Goes to Wendy's looking for Wendy

[Bakingboy03]

Shook

Eats candle wax because it smells good

[Spooky_Eli]

buys eggs ans throws them at hobos on the street

[Abyssal Echo]

Supplied the eggs

[Spooky_Eli]

supplied the hobo's

[Abyssal Echo]

paid me to hire the hobos

[Spooky_Eli]

took the money

[InternetTeen]

Steals peoples burgers as they are eating them

[CoryW]

Holds up a sign on the highway that says
Free kick in the nads.

[Spooky_Eli]

holds a sign on the highway saying: i killed JFK

[Jinglebottom]

Armed Dagestani militant planning a terror attack in Saint-Petersburg

[InternetTeen]

Worships Anubis

[Spooky_Eli]

worship's fire

[InternetTeen]

worships Helios

[Spooky_Eli]

worships hades

[Billy1212]

Secretly working on a hacking program to hack this website, gain access to our computers, steal our credit cards, then take over as supreme leader admin, plus banning all haters, then tracking their ip, and dabbing on them

[CoryW]

Is trying to build a radio out of used car parts he found in the dump

[InternetTeen]

is a jake pauler

[CoryW]

Has hitch hiked across America

[Jinglebottom]

Has marched through the hippie trail (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippie_trail)

[InternetTeen]

has spent 48 days in the desert

[CoryW]

Named some 🐫 camels after their family.

[InternetTeen]

eats raw camels for lunch

[Abyssal Echo]

Invented the 5G network

[Barbara.]

Was the first man to step foot on Pluto.

[Abyssal Echo]

lets her pet lizard sleep on her pillow when she's not home

[TessTheGreat]

is a lizard who sleeps on pillows.

[CoryW]

Sleeps on a lizzard with out a pillow

[InternetTeen]

is a lizard who sleeps without a pillow

[Abyssal Echo]

Sold the lizard to Barbara

[CoryW]

Gave her lizzard to a zombie

[InternetTeen]

nicked the lizard from the zombie

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in a tree house

[Barbara.]

Is a brain surgeon

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a space shuttle pilot

[TessTheGreat]

is a Martian who missed the last flight back home.

[InternetTeen]

is a prostitute who gets no customers

[TessTheGreat]

has taken all of my customers haha

[InternetTeen]

tried to kidnap the customers

[Spooky_Eli]

Killed the customers for not staying faithful to him

[Abyssal Echo]

raises poison garden spiders to get rid of unfaithful customers

[Spooky_Eli]

Rases carryer pigons to carry unfaithful customers away to the u.s.s.r

[Abyssal Echo]

is plotting a hostile takeover of VT

[Spooky_Eli]

secretly supports my takeover

[TessTheGreat]

is drunk

[Abyssal Echo]

Supplied the alcohol

[Spooky_Eli]

called the cops on sazzzo for suppling alcohol to a minor

[Sina-B]

lives in a storage unit

http://2collegebrothers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tampastorage.jpg

[Jinglebottom]

Eats currywurst for breakfast every Sunday.

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows everything about the power of the dark side

[Sina-B]

can not read and write

[Tom_theflash]

She wants only boys write her

[West Coast Sheriff]

Eats poor American babies as a delicatessen

[Abyssal Echo]

Has a sub station on Darth Vader's command ship

[Tom_theflash]

He dislikes arcade

[InternetTeen]

Isn't a football fan

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote directed and stared in the original star wars

[nick_1999]

Is my son

[Spooky_Eli]

Is my daughter

[InternetTeen]

is a flower

[Spooky_Eli]

is my pet...

[InternetTeen]

is my owner

[Tom_theflash]

Is donald trump

[Spooky_Eli]

is alex jones

[TheMagicPotato]

runs Fox News.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is the Uruguayan tomato

[InternetTeen]

Is the East Coast sheriff

[inactiveguy678]

Does not have internet nor is a teen

[nick_1999]

Is actually in Some Little Spot in the West

[TheMagicPotato]

he actually wasn't born in 1999.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Really is a magic potato

[cinderfella]

He loves the gays.

[Tim the Enchanter]

He hates the gays.

[Barbara.]

Is the manager of Trump Towers

[TessTheGreat]

Has been asked to leave Trump Towers

[Barbara.]

Is the owner of Trump Towers

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is a Trump Tower.

[Abyssal Echo]

Has the copyrights to his snowman

[Tim the Enchanter]

Has copyrights to his signature art

[Barbara.]

Is secretly disguised as Timothy, but really is Donald Trump

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Barbies twin sister

[Spooky_Eli]

is secretly a member of ghost bc

[Jinglebottom]

He stole my iPod touch in 2014

[Spooky_Eli]

kicked refugees out of the uk and then blamed it poor donnie

[TessTheGreat]

got a barbie doll for his last birthday

[Abyssal Echo]

Makes fake barbie dolls

[Spooky_Eli]

is an x-member of the new york dolls

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote, directed, and stared in X Men

[Spooky_Eli]

was a voice actor in the wolf of wall street

[Abyssal Echo]

was the star of Dances with Wolves

[Spooky_Eli]

was the uncredited writer of the AC/DC song shake a leg

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is the manager of Iron Maiden

[Spooky_Eli]

is the head coach of the new york yannkees

[Abyssal Echo]

Started the Brooklyn Dodgers

[Barbara.]

Plays for Pittsburgh Steelers team

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns the Pittsburgh Steelers

[ShineintheDark]

Founded Pittsburgh Steelers

[Barbara.]

Is a grounds keeper for Steelers stadium

[Abyssal Echo]

is the meanest person on VT

[samuel15]

Has no body!

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is a snowflake

[abcdeqwe]

Is Frosty the Snowman.

[pumpkineater34]

Is Frosty the Snowman.

went to jail for everything

[Silicate Wielder]

Is actually a llama working for the organization


el psy congroo

[hayley2003]

is really a 85yr old lady that lives at the Shady Rest retirement community in Sheboygan, WI. :P

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is Trump's #1 supporter.

[Abyssal Echo]

Imports all his snow for his snowmen from Sweden.

[abcdeqwe]

Filthy pack animal.

[Gazebo]

Knows who let the dogs out

[Abyssal Echo]

Was raised by coyotes in the desert

[TheAP]

Rides to places on the back of a dragon.

[Spooky_Eli]

Flies an attack helicopter everywhere they go

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns the helicopter

[Gazebo]

Is a member of a Russian sleeper cell in America which goes around to every household stealing a single sock from the wash, and using the collective wool gathered to construct a massive blanket that will envelope the entire United States

[Spooky_Eli]

Is George soreos

[Abyssal Echo]

Is George Soros and Hillary Clintons love child

[Spooky_Eli]

Is Nicola stergeions basterd

[Abyssal Echo]

has Ernest Hemmingways six toed cats

[Spooky_Eli]

Has Rasputin’s package in a jar on his mantle peace

[Gazebo]

Is Rasputin’s reanimated corpse wondering why someone would steal his junk

[TheAP]

Finds broken toy animals in the junkyard and recruits them to work for him.

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole Alli's ( Emerald Dream ) soccer ball

[TheAP]

Is a chihuahua who wants to be a wolf.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Saudi double agent

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is a Russian spy

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows nothing about making a snowman

[hayley2003]

Spends 1 hour every day organizing his socks, but never wears socks because it would cause problems with how his socks are organized.

[gina_g]

cheats at strip poker

[Gazebo]

Can usually be found trying to smuggle puppies out of shelters in baby carriages

[pinoyboy]

Did 9/11

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is the President of the Philippines

[Abyssal Echo]

gives free tours of Michael Jacksons neverland ranch

[Gazebo]

Knows the location of where Tupac, Hitler, and Amelia Earhart are hiding

[Spooky_Eli]

Has been to jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison & Janice Joplin’s secret ranch

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns Jimi Hendrix's guitar

[Spooky_Eli]

Has one of Jimi Hendrix’s roadies locked in his basement

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all my secrets

[Spooky_Eli]

Knows how I should follow up that post

[Gazebo]

Is an ascetic Hindu monk retaining wisdom unparalleled within the mortal realm