Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Ella...]

Hates 'merica

knows what he's talking about

[Tim the Enchanter]

knows what he's talking about

Hahahaha

[Jinglebottom]

doesn't know what he's talking about

[NotSky]

said the next sentence is lying. The first sentence told the truth

[Abyssal Echo]

takes his teddy bear with him everywhere he goes

[Tim the Enchanter]

Has his own teddy bear he calls wolfie

[Jinglebottom]

Has a picture of himself in his signature.

[Abyssal Echo]

Rides a camel to school

[Tim the Enchanter]

Argues with stupid people

[Spooky_Eli]

billds snowmonsters

[Abyssal Echo]

is Obama and Lady Gagas love child

[Turbofan explosion]

Lives in North Korea

[Spooky_Eli]

is back in the U.S.S.R.

[Tim the Enchanter]

is back in the U.S.S.R.

Lives in Asgard

[Chrisbm]

Lives in North Korea

Lives in Las Vegas lol

[Spooky_Eli]

lives in his fridge.

[West Coast Sheriff]

has no bones

[Spooky_Eli]

"yes, it is true. this man has no dick."

[Jinglebottom]

Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual.

[Spooky_Eli]

is a contract killer.

[Tom_theflash]

He is a descendant of the king arthur

[Spooky_Eli]

is king arthur's "bas**rd" brother

[Jinglebottom]

Stole my old iPod touch

[Chrisbm]

Stole My Computer

[Barbara.]

Stole someone's heart

[Turbofan explosion]

Has had surgery to amputate the penis

[Spooky_Eli]

has two penises

[Jinglebottom]

Is intersex

[CoryW]

Loves school and wants to go forever

[Spooky_Eli]

is bald

[CoryW]

Dates a bald girl

[Jinglebottom]

His body is radioactive

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is a radioactive element

[Jinglebottom]

He was at the scene of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster in 1980s Soviet Ukraine.

[CoryW]

Likes the element of danger

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is the element of danger

[Jinglebottom]

When he exhales, tear gas comes out

[CoryW]

Bottles tear gas part time

[Spooky_Eli]

gets high on tear gas

[Abyssal Echo]

Ozzy is his next door neighbor

[Spooky_Eli]

Once sniffed glue with ozzy

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole Ozzys guitar

[Spooky_Eli]

was around when ozzy could actually still play guitar

[Abyssal Echo]

swims in Ozzys pool when he's not home

[Spooky_Eli]

steals ozzys mail

[Abyssal Echo]

knows where Ozzy hides his weed

[Spooky_Eli]

knows where ozzy keeps his ex-wife

[Abyssal Echo]

is the reason Ozzy got divorced

[Spooky_Eli]

got ozzy fired from black sabbath

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns the rights to all of Black Sabbaths songs

[Spooky_Eli]

blackmailed toni iommi into giving you his old guitar

[Abyssal Echo]

Traded some of Ozzys weed to Jimmy page for an autographed Led Zeppelin t shit

[Spooky_Eli]

spent a summer in 86 getting high with ozzy.. & still can't remember it

[lliam]

Really freed Willy and then slaughtered it to sell the offal to the Japanese Gourmet Yakuza.

[Jinglebottom]

Fugu chef who has been imprisoned three times for fatally poisoning his customers

[Spooky_Eli]

french chef who cooked cats and passed them off as rabbits

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a street vendor in London that sells rat, cat, and dog meat burritos

[Spooky_Eli]

sells ratburgers in the sewers

[CoryW]

Goes downtown just to chat with prostitutes

[Abyssal Echo]

Isn't allowed downtown by himself

[Spooky_Eli]

prefers to go uptown

[West Coast Sheriff]

prefers to go downtown

[Spooky_Eli]

prefers the red light district

[CoryW]

Thinks tomatoes are sexy

[Spooky_Eli]

thinks cucumber is sexy

[CoryW]

Spends way too much time at the salad bar

[Sina-B]

think of salad you get fat

[CoryW]

Secretly attends cooking school

[Spooky_Eli]

goes to night school

[CoryW]

Dances to music in other people's heads

[Spooky_Eli]

trains in ballroom dancing

[Chrisbm]

Likes to get in to fights lol

[West Coast Sheriff]

likes to watch people get into fights so he can report them to the authorities

[Spooky_Eli]

hates the athorotys

[Chrisbm]

And got arrested

[Chrisbm]

likes to watch people get into fights so he can report them to the authorities

Hey it is true I do like to the watch fights! Lol 😂

[West Coast Sheriff]

steals potatoes

[CoryW]

Eats stolen potatoes

[Spooky_Eli]

steals pot

[West Coast Sheriff]

buys said stolen pot

[Spooky_Eli]

steals my coke

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns the only store in the entire UK that carries Coke

[Spooky_Eli]

got busted for selling coke to me without applying the suger tax

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is actually from Antarctica

[Spooky_Eli]

is actually from greenland

[CoryW]

Is actually from Mars

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is actually from Uranus

[CoryW]

Lol. Want to go to Uranus.

[Spooky_Eli]

hated uranus

[CoryW]

Goes to McDonald's and argues with the counter help

[Abyssal Echo]

Has a villa on Pluto

[Spooky_Eli]

has a cave on the moon

[Abyssal Echo]

Likes to go surfing with Mars on Mars

[Spooky_Eli]

shot rockets to Uranus with Uranus

[Jinglebottom]

Has been to Jupiter's Great Red Spot

[Abyssal Echo]

Cooked beans with ImCoolBeans

[Spooky_Eli]

shining in the dark with ShineintheDark

[Abyssal Echo]

Ice skates on the rings of Saturn

[Spooky_Eli]

serfs with the alien

[Abyssal Echo]

has tunnels under his house leading to a forgotten WWII bunker

[Spooky_Eli]

has gnomes that fire bullets from retractable mouth barrels in his front yard.

[CoryW]

Calls random people just to say " hey how ya doing"

[Abyssal Echo]

Sold all the water on Mars to China

[CoryW]

Goes to China to pick up dates

[Spooky_Eli]

sold pigs to me

[Abyssal Echo]

Created the Night Owls social group

[Spooky_Eli]

maintains the night owls social group

[Barbara.]

Goes to Korea just to see what the price of eggs are there.

[Spooky_Eli]

sh*ts eggs.

[CoryW]

Will not even eat eggs

[Spooky_Eli]

true..

eats doughnuts with mashed turkey stuffed inside them

[Svladimere074]

Has a pair of Hannah Montana underwear.

[Spooky_Eli]

has a pear of fake boobs

[InternetTeen]

Has an untreated wart on his left nipple that has gone slightly crispy

[Spooky_Eli]

has di*k chesse

[CoryW]

Went to Walmart to make out with the door greeter

[Spooky_Eli]

put porn on targets t.v screens

[CoryW]

Goes to Target to watch the porn on their TV's

[Spooky_Eli]

once went to 22 acacia avenue

[Barbara.]

Is a parachute instructor

[Spooky_Eli]

is a supermodel

[CoryW]

Instructs runway models

[Spooky_Eli]

hired one of my runaway modal's

[InternetTeen]

sexually pleasures Kangaroos

[CoryW]

Dressed as a kangaroo for Halloween

[InternetTeen]

Likes to listen to Justin Bieber's 'Baby' song

[Spooky_Eli]

likes to listen to Britney spears "oopps" song

[InternetTeen]

Likes to jiggle man boobs

[Spooky_Eli]

doesn't like to jiggle his man boobs

[InternetTeen]

Sings the LOTR theme tune in the shower

[Spooky_Eli]

sings the star wars theme in the shower

[InternetTeen]

Sings the Game of Thrones theme tune in the shower

[Spooky_Eli]

sings the westworld theme in the shower

[InternetTeen]

Sings the Harry Potter theme tune in the shower

[Spooky_Eli]

sings the transformers theme tune in the shower

[InternetTeen]

sings the Skyrim theme tune in the shower

[Spooky_Eli]

sings the "cat4" in the shower

[InternetTeen]

sings the Disney theme tune in the shower

[Spooky_Eli]

sings the tele-tubbies theme in the shower

[Svladimere074]

Owns a pair of Barbie socks. And a matching shirt worn in secret.

[Spooky_Eli]

owns all the high school musical films(and the spin off)

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is a tickle monster

[InternetTeen]

Loves to play with pink barbie dolls

[Spooky_Eli]

loves to streak through out London

[InternetTeen]

enjoys fingering cats

[Spooky_Eli]

enjoys rimming cats

[InternetTeen]

enjoys licking warts of old men

[Spooky_Eli]

enjoys sucking the pus out of old men's infected toes

[InternetTeen]

enjoys licking the fluids from a homeless guys dirty ass

[Spooky_Eli]

enjoy's being covered in homeless men's sh** and rolling around in it like a pig

[lliam]

summoned Trump to be president

[Spooky_Eli]

has a Hillary shrine

[lliam]

Received $ 300 million hush money from Hillary if he conceals from the public, that he's secretly her oldest son.

[InternetTeen]

Is secretly Vladi Putin

[Spooky_Eli]

was offered $300m by Bernie to assassinate Hillary but refused.

[InternetTeen]

is secretly part of the Russian governent

[Jinglebottom]

Thinks the world would be better off wifi-free

[InternetTeen]

is trying to cause global warming

[Spooky_Eli]

believes in global warming

[InternetTeen]

believes that Martin Luther King never had a dream

[Spooky_Eli]

believes that the Antichrist has began his accent to power.

[InternetTeen]

believes that the Roman Empire was destoryed by the Royal Navy

[Spooky_Eli]

believes that the queen is really a shape shifting lizard from out of space

[Tom_theflash]

He lives in good taste

[Sina-B]

Eats spaghetti every day

[InternetTeen]

eats cake for a living

[Spooky_Eli]

eats *c** for dinner

[Emmi]

Is from another planet

[Spooky_Eli]

is from Compton

[Jinglebottom]

His name is hajile

[lliam]

Is undercover disguised as a vt-mod observing VTians in their virtual habitat.

[InternetTeen]

doesn't live on the road opposite the big like on the island in front of the big city on the mainland

[Spooky_Eli]

is a Scientologist

[IcyCool]

Broke an expensive vase in a museum, then proceeded to fix it with the filling in his peanut butter and jelly sandwich which he was supposed to eat for lunch. He got away with it.

[Spooky_Eli]

kicked the curb to the kid.

[InternetTeen]

Created a time machine which took him back to the Tudor times so he could kill Henry

[Spooky_Eli]

shot jfk

[Tom_theflash]

He likes to sing 'i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world'

[Spooky_Eli]

likes to sing the curious George theme song

[Barbara.]

He likes to sing 'i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world'
That's my song.

Is a astronaut

[Spooky_Eli]

is a spy

[InternetTeen]

studies how the Egyptian pyramids were structured.

[CoryW]

Takes night classes to learn French

[Spooky_Eli]

pulls the legs off of spiders

[InternetTeen]

mixed raw egg and lucozade together

[CoryW]

Uses words people in Tennessee don't know

[Spooky_Eli]

lucozade is a energy drink

uses words brits don't know

[CoryW]

Only wears plaid shirts on dates

[Spooky_Eli]

only wears skinny jeans on dates

[InternetTeen]

only wears nothing on dates

[Spooky_Eli]

only wears bow-ties on dates

[fighterpilot360]

enloysgrinding on bedposts

[CoryW]

Isn't allowed in the motel 6 anymore

[Barbara.]

Got arrested for public nakedness

[CoryW]

Hangs out at the police station and tells prisoners jokes

[Spooky_Eli]

talks new new York cops about how he went to Woodstock

[CoryW]

Studying the acordian so he can be in a rock band

[Spooky_Eli]

learned how to scream so he could sing in a folk band

[fighterpilot360]

is secretly a girl who loves getting overpowered by multiple strong men XD

[Sina-B]

he thinks he is a boy, but he is not.