Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Sina-B]

Because Abyssal Echo was the only boy that wanted to buy a pic of Barbara
she give away your nude photos.

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in a tree house near the LA airport

[Sina-B]

lives in the airport reception hall

[Spooky_Eli]

lives in north Korea

[Sina-B]

is offended that he is not allowed to North Korea

[Spooky_Eli]

is offended on my behalf

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in the tower of London

[Spooky_Eli]

lives over the hedge

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Sina-Bs little sister

[Silicate Wielder]

Is actually a duck in disguise

[Sina-B]

has sex with ducks

[Barbara.]

Is a duck trainer

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns Floridas biggest Gator farm

[Just JT]

Own a private puppy farm in Canada and only gives free puppies to the worlds top leaders

[hayley2003]

is currently in jail! :P

[Sina-B]

is a burlesque dancer for prison inmates.

[Barbara.]

Is a prison inmate

[lliam]

summons Lucifer every day and made him doing the dishes and other daily cleanup.

[Just JT]

Is a radical Islamic nudist

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Capt. of the US nudist ski team

[Sina-B]

get a boner when he see the US nudist ski team

[wrecked]

Is a nude Olympic ice dancer

[Sina-B]

will work the thick layer of ice in the statium with a ice scraper

[lliam]

Dreams of having sex with the Young Pope and bringing up the new Jesus for the Second Coming.

[Sina-B]

would like to have sex once time in the next 10 years

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote and directed Das Boot

[Sina-B]

is stand up comedian in his school (and very bad at it)

[Barbara.]

Is the nude ballet dancer

[CoryW]

Only goes to to McDonald's on dates

[Barbara.]

Has is own McDonald franchise

[Abyssal Echo]

Is really one of the Barbie twins that's married to Kens brother Bob

[Sina-B]

can recognize the dog breed by the taste of the dog feces.

[Devinsoccer]

Is a disendent of trump

[lliam]

Has a shrine of Trump in his closet. And since Trump moved in the Oval Office, he bows 4 times a day to Washington, DC on his prayer rug. That convinced his classmates, so they pray 4 times a day in school too that way.

[Devinsoccer]

He's one of the people I convinced

[Sina-B]

Is the top act during the Cheerleader Competition in Daytona Beach.

[lliam]

blackmailed former president Bush jr for being a cheerleader in his student years. https://picload.org/image/daldaiiw/presidentcheerleader.jpg

[Billy1212]

Brutally raped and murder 15 children, and was released last year
Please, roast me well, gimme everything u got next guy!!!!

[West Coast Sheriff]

You know this guy eats shit right? 3 times a day for every meal.

[samuel15]

Did you know the person above me is the nicest person alive
He gives you money to every person who ask. He also won the
Olympic 100 meter dash against Usain Bolt. That is why he has
A horse in his signature.

[Sina-B]

can neither read nor write

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows everything about nothing

[abcdeqwe]

a social fox

[Abyssal Echo]

is a bearded dragon

[abcdeqwe]

is the love muffin to Eragon

[CoryW]

Wants to be the Captian of a cruise ship

[Tim the Enchanter]

Wants to live on the sun

[lliam]

Moves to Russia, cause he's the next Snowden.

[samuel15]

The the worlds hungriest cougar.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Owns a secret base underwater

[abcdeqwe]

hates baseball

[Tim the Enchanter]

Can see dead people

[CoryW]

Has a pet gopher

[Tim the Enchanter]

Has a pet otter

[CoryW]

Has a pet otter

Ha ha ha ha

[TessTheGreat]

Wears a skirt to school.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is a skirt

[Triple k]

looks up old ladies skirts

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is an old cat lady

[abcdeqwe]

Was a vampire in a previous life

[Tim the Enchanter]

Was a car in a previous life

[Abyssal Echo]

Gets lost in his own room

[abcdeqwe]

Forgets where his phone is while on the phone

[Ilove318]

Has no teeth

[Tim the Enchanter]

Has no front teeth

[Ilove318]

Owns 100 cats

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Australia's infamous crazy cat lady

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is a cat

[Sina-B]

eats cats

[wrecked]

purrs like a cat when she sits on your lap getting petted

[lliam]

pretends to be a cat

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is secretly the creature from Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein

[Spooky_Eli]

is Larry the cable guy's long lost son

[West Coast Sheriff]

is the queen of england

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is actually a horse pretending to be a human

[CoryW]

Walks thru the park yelling FIRE

[lliam]

is on fire cause his secret crush, Liz, the Queen, invited him to meet her family.

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns a mountain resort on Mars

[Elliott_hn]

talks to dragons on the phone in his sleep

[Tim the Enchanter]

Steals candy from babies

[lliam]

was one of those babies. thinks about his revenge.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is a candy snatcher himself

[CoryW]

Talks to pictures of insects

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is an insect

[CoryW]

Loves insects

[Tim the Enchanter]

Eats insects

[Jinglebottom]

Wants to try some rat-on-a-stick.

[abcdeqwe]

Is actually Ebenezer Scrooge, bah humbug!

[Tim the Enchanter]

Has several pet rocks

[lliam]

pets and communicates with viruses, and is constantly catching a cold.
is called Eazy Sneezy by his friends which means 78% of the virus population in his house.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Has a pet animal from mars.

[CoryW]

Eats crackers in bed

[abcdeqwe]

likes to dress up like Indiana Jones

[CoryW]

Swims in a tee shirt

[Devinsoccer]

Likes to dress as Anna from Frozen
Is the top act during the
Cheerleader Competition in Daytona Beach.

I'd be fine with it expecially if that ment I was a girl

[Jinglebottom]

Hates minions and bananas.

[abcdeqwe]

Oblivious to the problems in the world.

[Tim the Enchanter]

Likes to eat live goldfish.

[Jinglebottom]

Regularly flushes the fish in his aquarium down the toilet.

[Abyssal Echo]

Supplies Timd9 with the goldfish to feed his Japanese fighting fish

[lliam]

Is a master chef battle expert for CFP ("competitive food preparation") in large kitchens of small to medium size ranked hotels in the Swiss canton of Uri.

[Sina-B]

was involved in the Swiss state foundation

[West Coast Sheriff]

is stealing my almonds

[CoryW]

Had an affair with a waffle House waiter

[West Coast Sheriff]

is a waffle house manager

[CoryW]

Wants to be a waffle House manager

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns a Waffle House and personally puts syrup on the seats to try and keep customers from leaving.

[Barbara.]

Is the silent co owner of the waffle house

[Turbofan explosion]

Lives in a billion dollar mansion

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is a trillionaire

[TheAP]

Came up with the idea for Microsoft, which was stolen by Bill Gates.

[noah.whynot]

Is in witness protection after testifying against a vicious drug lord.

[TheAP]

Developed an extremely addictive drug out of pickle juice and cotton candy.

[CoryW]

Grows potatoes in his bathtub

[Abyssal Echo]

Has a worm farm under his bed

[TheAP]

Rides a giant worm to school.

[CoryW]

Get excited about math tests.

[TheAP]

Writes 1000-word essays for fun.

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns controlling interest in The Associated Press

[CoryW]

Wants to bag groceries at Krogers

[Tim the Enchanter]

Likes to have ants in his pants.

[CoryW]

Doesn't like to wear pants.

[TheAP]

Went to France to dance without wearing pants.

[Sina-B]

think the Eiffel Tower is in the Eifel (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eifel)

[CoryW]

Owns stock in a turtle farm

[lliam]

Likes to eat boiled and fried frog legs.

[Mikebillyboy]

Is the love child of the prince of wales.

[CoryW]

Want to fly his kite underground

[Tim the Enchanter]

Married his pet spider

[CoryW]

Has a pet spider walking service

[Tim the Enchanter]

Sleeps with a bunch of pet spiders

[CoryW]

Is taking square dance lessons

[SilverSM]

Likes to invade random yards and dig holes and leaves fake bones and skulls in the holes

[Tim the Enchanter]

Yells at him to get off your lawn.

[InternetTeen]

enjoys sexually pleasuring penguins

[CoryW]

Been arrested at the zoo

[Jinglebottom]

Acts like he hasn't been arrested at the zoo.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Goes to Stanford

[CoryW]

Wants to visit the zoo

[noah.whynot]

Has zoo animals visit his house.

[CoryW]

Knows all the animals at the zoo by name

[Tim the Enchanter]

Lives in a pineapple under the sea.

[lliam]

lives under a rock nearby

[CoryW]

Collects rocks because he thinks there extinct

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is the head of a multitrillion dollar cookie dough company

[CoryW]

Eats french fries with out ketup

[Barbara.]

Eats mustard on his french fries

[noah.whynot]

Eats mustard on her mashed potatoes.

[West Coast Sheriff]

is a ghost

[Ella...]

really likes the smell of paint, and uses it as a cologne daily

[West Coast Sheriff]

makes mustard milk

[Sina-B]

Can not distinguish the taste of white color from milk.

[West Coast Sheriff]

is a soviet spy

[Jinglebottom]

East Coast Sheriff

[West Coast Sheriff]

Gasp!

is a WWI expert

[CoryW]

Eats butter as an appitizer

[Jinglebottom]

Totally didn't join a month ago

[CoryW]

Loves to party at nursing homes

[Jinglebottom]

Has been watching me play cards with the ladies at the local nursing home.

[Tom_theflash]

He likes math

[Tim the Enchanter]

He hates soccer.

[Ella...]

secretly collects solar systems that he keeps in a plastic takeaway bag in his bottom left drawer

[Tim the Enchanter]

Secretly eats earthworms

[lliam]

Worships the incredibly fantastic and highly subterranean Mighty Mole Man.

https://picload.org/image/dapopgcr/mole-man.jpg

[Jinglebottom]

Thuringian

[lliam]

Thuringian sausage lover and grill expert

https://picload.org/image/daplgdor/tw.jpg

[Sina-B]

thinks the capital of Germany would be Thuringia.

[Jinglebottom]

Thinks Amsterdam would make a better capital than Berlin

[Turbofan explosion]

An expert at a burger restaurant

[CoryW]

Get excited when he's around clowns

[sara___]

Watches xxx rated clown movies

[CoryW]

Makes xxx rated clown movies

[Ella...]

is convinced that clouds are actually made of marshmellows and that rain is them crying because of planes flying through them

[West Coast Sheriff]

is an olympic athlete

[Tim the Enchanter]

Identifies as a baked potato

[lliam]

ate that identified baked potato

[CoryW]

Eats mustard on his baked potato

[West Coast Sheriff]

never eats potatoes

[Sina-B]

has never seen potatoes

[Spooky_Eli]

has never seen her own feet.

[ShineintheDark]

Has sunflowers for feet

[Spooky_Eli]

was born as a flower.

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole all the light bulbs in Amsterdams red light district

[Spooky_Eli]

stole all of Amsterdam's weed supply.

[CoryW]

Wears flip-flops to church

[Abyssal Echo]

Only wears shorts to church

[Spooky_Eli]

goes to church in a toga.

[Abyssal Echo]

Wears a Kilt to church

[CoryW]

Go to church looking for dates

[Jinglebottom]

Likes to pluck his entire eyebrows once every 3 months.

[Sina-B]

has 10 cm (3.9 inch) long nose hair

[CoryW]

Socks scare her

[Ella...]

has a sock fetish

[Tim the Enchanter]

Hates 'merica

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole his favorite bat from the baseball hall of fame

[Tim the Enchanter]

Kidnapped a wolf from the zoo

[gina_g]

After he is done playing with them he just leaves his bat and balls out and doesn't put them away

Oh, he leaves his baseball glove laying around too!!:wub::wub::wub:

[Jinglebottom]

Owns pet giraffes

[Tim the Enchanter]

Owns a giraffe petting zoo

[Tom_theflash]

He gets up with great pleasure every morning because he can't wait to go to school.