Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Sina-B]

tell everyone, her father is Santa

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote and directed the Santa Clause movies

[Barbara.]

Got ran over by Santa's reindeer

[Abyssal Echo]

wrote the song "Grandpa got run over by a John Deere"

[Barbara.]

Is the true writer of grandpa got ran over by a John Deere song.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is JT's next door neighbor

[Just JT]

Is JT’s long lost unknown relative that’s actually a really great person


Not sayin you aren’t already cause you are
Just in comparison is all
Or did I over think all that?

[Abyssal Echo]

Is secretly plotting to take over VT

[Sina-B]

is pregnant !!!

[Abyssal Echo]

Gets lost in her own room

[Just JT]

Is really an alien from an unknown planet who’s been studying human interaction with animals, and secretly abducting abused animals and taking them back to his home planes for re-socialization and reintegration into his planets culture in an attempt to get the animals to raise up against humanity and do a revolution against humans.

[Abyssal Echo]

feed sour mash from his dads still to Santa's reindeer

[TessTheGreat]

Wishes he was one of Santa's reindeer.

[Sina-B]

Is mother of 10 childs

[JustHaveFun]

She got arrested for importing drugs

[TessTheGreat]

She smokes cannabis every night before bed

[Lost in the Echo]

Smokes meth every night to avoid sleep

[Just JT]

Is a recently ordained priest

[ava.anonymous]

Is a member of the furry fan club

[Alisha_]

Lives on the moon sculpting fruit, trying to sell them to astronauts.

[TessTheGreat]

Lives across the road from Elvis Presley

[lliam]

She's the great-granddaughter of Queen Liz's illegitimate son Quentin LaBrousse, whose son Floppingham-Cardigan married an outlawed Malay princess.

[Sina-B]

writes love letters to the Chancellor Merkel

[lliam]

is Chancellor Merkel

[Just JT]

Is really an alien who is posing as Donald trump irl just as an attempt to gain control of the planet. And is also posing as a teenager here on VT to influence our opinion of his fake presentation cause he believes all us kids know Donald trump is an alien, and is trying to gain influence over our generation only to use our reproductive systems so he can create a hibred alien of his own species and further infiltrate our planet and gain control,only to export oil and water. A highly valuable commodity on his planet.

[Sina-B]

professional geek

[Triple k]

saves her pubes like hitlers mustache

[lliam]

got caught in the act for having a crush
on Sheldon Cooper whilst celebrating her
love before her Sheldon shrine hidden in
her closet.

[Just JT]

Is really a hard core porn star

[Abyssal Echo]

Would know because he's Liams manager

[Barbara.]

Is a chef in a high class fancy restaurant.

[lliam]

is the fancy manager of this high fancy class facility and secretly engaged with the chef

[Barbara.]

Is the violinist entertainment at this high class fancy Restaurant.

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole CharlieHorses Cello so she can play with lliam at the fancy restaurant

[lliam]

Is the jealously driven chef who burned all the violins in the stove of his kitchen to cook on a rat ragout, which he sold as "Brochette d'oeuf à l'esturgeon avec sauce au vin à la Xanthippe" to the guests.

[Just JT]

Googled fancy cooking phrases to make himself sound like a high end French chef when he’s actually just a burger flipper a mickey d’s

[Sina-B]

is responsible that it does not snow at Christmas

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a disgruntled unemployed snowplow driver

[Barbara.]

Is the mean snowplow employer that fired her.

[Bookworm214]

Has participated in the Olympics for gymnastics.

[TheMagicPotato]

The person before me was arrested for serial killing and was convicted to a Maximum Security Prison, but, she escaped and continues with her search for victims, especially on this website.

[Martainfey96]

The person above me was in a terrible car accident from drunk driving without a licence and put in jail for the rest of his life

[Abyssal Echo]

Was a passenger in the car TheMagicPotato wrecked.... testified against him from the grave.

[TheMagicPotato]

Was a passenger in the car TheMagicPotato wrecked.... testified against him from the grave.

haha!
/skip me

[Abyssal Echo]

:lol3: nah
Is up way past his bed time

[Sevun]

aha i stay up past my bedtime heaps

abyssal echo... secretly enjoys the company of others and isn't really a lone wolf

[EvaNL]

Moons the bus driver every day.

[Barbara.]

Is planing a new years eve party with President Trump.

[lliam]

is unknowingly involved in Eva's evil plan and meant to be Trumps "Betthupferl".

[Sevun]

is an alien ready to take trump to another planet woohoo

[lliam]

he only knows that, cause he's a another Woohoonian.

[TheMagicPotato]

You are part of the plan, because you're woohoonian

[lliam]

is constantly observed by M.i.B

[TheMagicPotato]

is constantly observed by M.i.B

is a M.I.B

[lliam]

https://media.giphy.com/media/BgYygxHcG7lza/giphy.gif


doesn't really speak spanish ... but pretends as if and has been very successful for 13 years.

[Barbara.]

Is a alien

[TheMagicPotato]

is not real person, she's an illustration made by some old artist.

[InternetTeen]

enjoys sexually pleasuring their pet llama every night

[TheMagicPotato]

haves weird fetishes about llamas. (I partially think this is true.)

[Barbara.]

Is a gold digger in Alaska

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the Governor of Alaska

[Sina-B]

wants to occupy Alaska

[lliam]

was spiritually occupied by evil spirits and is now on mission to bring Cthulhu back to this world.

[Barbara.]

Is a ventriloquist

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the Pope

[Sina-B]

Trainee at Lucifer

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Lucifer incarnate

[Sina-B]

dances with the wolf

[lliam]

secretly won at the VT Awards in all categories.

[Sina-B]

model for high heels

[Just JT]

Is a mercinary

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a beach bum that lives in a tent under the Pier

[elfin]

Abyssal Echo was raised by Voldemort. :)

[lliam]

Has secretly a job and stares at goats for hours. Meanwhile he plays telepathic chess with the goats, even he has maths classes at school.

[Tom_theflash]

He's a supporter of Hitler

[Just JT]

Named the drink tom Collins

[Abyssal Echo]

Is related to the British royal family

[Just JT]

Is an isis recruiter

[Jinglebottom]

Is in fact a 46 year old man

[RickySparks]

Is actually a mega athlete in disguise.

[Sina-B]

He is from Las Vegas, so he is addicted to gambling

[RickySparks]

Haha nice ��

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in an adobe house that has a stream running thru the basement

[Sina-B]

Must eat from a dog bowl

[Barbara.]

Is a geisha girl

[Sina-B]

is the sister of Kim Jong-un

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a blackjack dealer on a Mississippi riverboat

[Sina-B]

Is a well known Football Streaker

http://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/5efb98-1515599403.jpg

[wrecked]

has a birth mark on her left butt cheek that looks like a hicky

[ava.anonymous]

Almost killed a man

[Jinglebottom]

She lives in a town called Home in Tanzania.

[Barbara.]

He jingles his bottom at all the girls and got arrested for indecent acts.

[Abyssal Echo]

Designed Jinglebottoms jeans

[lliam]

Knows all the deepest and darkest secrets of the darknet. He is therefore feared by all intelligence agencies who would not hesitate to publicly admit shooting Donald Trump if he was not such a useful idiot. Abyss, on the other hand, they fear beyond death cause of the Echo.

[Barbara.]

Is the president of USA

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the great grandson of marvin the martian

[Just JT]

Has a secret spaghetti farm behind JT’s bar and grill and sells it to the Russians as “Prince Spaghetti”

[Abyssal Echo]

Supplies the shine for the spaghetti sauce

[Barbara.]

Makes the homemade meat sauce for the spaghetti.

[lliam]

Her parents secretly funded Donald Trump's election and founded The Church of the Believers in the Doctrine of Saint Trump.

[azurzg]

Liam loves me!

[Jinglebottom]

Is literally Superman.

[lliam]

makes women cry

[InternetTeen]

Has a terrible foot disease and needs to adds special ointment to it

[Abyssal Echo]

Has a foot fetish and like smelling Liam's feet

[Barbara.]

Is a sumo wrestler

[Abyssal Echo]

Trains mud wrestlers

[Just JT]

Is a male strip dancer

[Barbara.]

Is a Russian spy

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a CIA double agent

[lliam]

is a triple agent and works mainly for Trump's PISS (Private Intelligence Secret Service)

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Marvin the martians second cousin twice removed for making claims that he is secret agent

[Spooky_Eli]

is Jacob Black

[Triple k]

Has a crush on the Queen

[Spooky_Eli]

has Jaundice

[Abyssal Echo]

Uses his umbrella gun to chase birds out of the park

[Spooky_Eli]

bites the heads off bats

[Abyssal Echo]

Thinks I'm Ozzy Osborne

[Spooky_Eli]

thinks i'm the penguin

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the Riddler in disguise

[Spooky_Eli]

is Jim Morrison

[Abyssal Echo]

is the bird man from Alcatraz

[Spooky_Eli]

wears exessive amounts of black eye make-up

[Abyssal Echo]

Ghost wrote Gene Simmons's book Makeup to Breakup

[Spooky_Eli]

was alice cooper's roadie

[Abyssal Echo]

wrote Welcome to my Nightmare

[Spooky_Eli]

was a billion dollar baby in 1989

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the key stone in Pink Floyds wall

[Spooky_Eli]

is the immigrant from the immigrant song.

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen tuning Jimmy Pages guitar

[Spooky_Eli]

was almost k.k. downing's replacement

[hayley2003]

believes the world is flat and says he can prove it. :P

[Ilove318]

Has seen the Loch Ness monster

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the Loch Ness monster

[Spooky_Eli]

saw the jersey devil

[Abyssal Echo]

built the first casino in New Jersey

[Spooky_Eli]

found the north Korean unicorn

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the real Major Tom that David Bowie was singing about.

[Spooky_Eli]

is the painkiller

[Tim the Enchanter]

Is Chuck Norris

[Spooky_Eli]

is mr. T

[hayley2003]

claims he is the REAL peter pan, not one of the fake ones :)

[Spooky_Eli]

thinks she's wendy

[Sina-B]

claims he is the brother of the Duchess of Cambridge.

[Barbara.]

She is the duchess of Cambridge.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Tinkerbell

[lliam]

secretly knows, if he dies someday, the world will end immediately.

[Sina-B]

She is the duchess of Cambridge.

No, it is Kate Middleton.

[Abyssal Echo]

Runs a popular underground radio station using abandoned British WW1 radio components

[Drewboyy]

Arrested for treason against the Queen

[Abyssal Echo]

Started the French revolution

[Sina-B]

Is the Dungeon master in the Bastille

[Abyssal Echo]

Invented Dungeons and Dragons

[Sina-B]

prefers to play Dungeons and Dragons with his friends instead to be together with his girlfriend.

[lliam]

likes to cook sauerbraten

[Tom_theflash]

He hopes aliens land on earth destroying everything

[Abyssal Echo]

^ is the alien the men in black have been looking for

[Spooky_Eli]

came from out of space

[Sina-B]

can speak perfectly Klingon

[Spooky_Eli]

has a smooth forehead

[Abyssal Echo]

Has afternoon tea with the Queen every Tuesday.

[Spooky_Eli]

is the president of the world

[Sina-B]

Would like to be the president of the world

[Spooky_Eli]

is the queen of atlantes

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the drummer for Black Sabbath

[Spooky_Eli]

is the guitarist for judas priest

[Sina-B]

throws VIPs with rotten eggs

[Spooky_Eli]

went to wacken in 1989

[Abyssal Echo]

Gets lost in his own room

[Spooky_Eli]

is in witness protection

[Abyssal Echo]

Thinks Just JT runs the witness protection program because his bar is located in a sanctuary.

[Spooky_Eli]

lives in a sanctuary city.

[Sina-B]

is the last survivor of the Mayas.

[lliam]

is Quetzalcoatls younger sis

[Spooky_Eli]

is martian manhunter's ******** cousin

[lliam]

Hello, Cousin!

[Spooky_Eli]

Hello, Cousin!
i'm laughing. sseeeeeeee. llaaauuuugghhhhiinngg

[Sina-B]

can not read and write

[Spooky_Eli]

can't hear.

[lliam]

isn't a brexit supporter nor a friend of Queen Liz.

[Spooky_Eli]

lliieeeesssss,

is a illegal alien.

[Sina-B]

Is the murder of John F. Kenndey

[Spooky_Eli]

is John Wilkes Booth

[Abyssal Echo]

Has the missing pages from John Wilkes Booths diary

[lliam]

stole these sites and sold them to Russia, which is why Donald Trump became president..

[Abyssal Echo]

Runs a hot dog stand outside of the Kremlin

[Ilove318]

Has been to the moon

[Sina-B]

has as the only friend a stuffed animal

[Abyssal Echo]

Has special permission to give tours of bunkers under Berlin

[SethfromMI]

Is the missing link

[Abyssal Echo]

Discovered dinosaur bones in his front yard

[lliam]

Buried these bones there ages ago.

[Sina-B]

Has special permission to give tours of bunkers under Berlin

You can legally visit bunkers under Berlin, there are tours.

[Spooky_Eli]

cooks ratburgers in the bunkers under berlin

[Ilove318]

Is a Martian

[Abyssal Echo]

Sold Australia's mining rights in the outback to the Chinese

[Barbara.]

Is a wino begging for money on the streets.

[Sina-B]

sells her own nude photos for 50 cent

[Abyssal Echo]

was first in line to buy Barbara.s pic

[Barbara.]

was first in line to buy Barbara.s pic
Was the only boy that wanted to buy a pic of me just to see what I look like nude lol.