Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Coolteenboy]

Katrinchin was seen eating a live octopus!!

[Abyssal Echo]

Caught the octopus and personally delivered it to Katrinchen

[Blank_]

Is the brother of the octopus and now seeks to exact revenge on Coolteenboy

[Beltane1001]

Is actually four ducks in a trench-coat.

[Just JT]

Used auto spray paint to get his hair blue like that

[lolaa]

was suspended for mooning in front of his principle

[Just JT]

Good one, not far from the truth lol!!!

Is really a Trump camp supporter underlink

[lolaa]

secretly gets outfit inspirations from miley cyrus

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Miley Cyrus's little bro in drag

[Just JT]

Lives in a droan and flies around the world claiming political asylum based in his own best interest at that moment in time so the storm troopers won't tie him down to the train tracks and bet on how long it'll take till he pisses his pants before they release him, or the train.........

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the Ayatolas second cousin twice removed that's secretly married to Putins little bro

[Just JT]

Breeds Pavlov's dogs offspring for spare cash

[Beltane1001]

Sleeps on a bed of deflated footballs.

[SamMystic]

Sleeps on a bed of deflated footballs.

^Thinks Somalian pirates are kinda cool

[refrigeratorx]

Once got in a fight because someone stole his deodorant off his body

[Beltane1001]

Hates the word moist.

[Just JT]

Is the Trump family hairdresser

[Coolteenboy]

Was an extra (contract actor) in the movie "Twilight."

[Barbara.]

Is Trumps personal bartender

[Alex2003]

Is the president of the US in 2048

[sara___]

takes on-line sex ed classes

[Sailor Mars]

Actually has 6 underscores in her name

[hjhj]

Is only able to drink jet fuel...

[yeehaw]

Can walk through walls without difficulty.

[Flapjack]

Hates the colour grey

[Blank_]

Is actually just a couple of dogs standing on each other, wearing an overcoat and hat

[Desynchronized]

Is actually the ghost of a zombie who was shot in front of the colosseum looking to take revenge on the mankind.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a famous Olympic Gold winning Synchronized swim coach that has his own olympic sized swimming pool in his NYC penthouse

[Desynchronized]

He likes to hide cookies in the washroom.

[TheAP]

Desynchronized throws cookies in the toilet, fishes them out, and eats them.

[Blank_]

Has a secret shrine in her room dedicated to Randy Jackson of American Idol fame

[Jinglebottom]

Likes ancient Greece better.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Roman time traveler

[Desynchronized]

Likes to joke around about dogs having muzzle n stuff

[Coolteenboy]

Has failed numerous times to mke contact with Aliens.
((but has a tracking chip implanted in his big toe !!!!))

[Blank_]

Is the alien that implanted the tracking chip into Desynchronized's toe

[Just JT]

Is a college professor at yale

[Desynchronized]

Likes to think he's an orange

[Phosphene]

Jumped into the flamingo enclosure at the zoo.

[sara___]

has a flamingo tattooed on her tushy ..... left cheek lol

[Jinglebottom]

She's a blonde girl called Melissa.

[Desynchronized]

He is a swedish guy called joe.

[Phosphene]

He's a farmer called Billy Hill the hillbilly

[sara___]

has ants in her pants

[Desynchronized]

Likes to rap like kanye west when nobodys around

[Sailor Mars]

Prefers Kanyes bars to my bars :O

[hjhj]

Has no eyes or ears

[Coolteenboy]

Is an alien from the planet Misatofleoiakeikkki. It is in a far, far away galaxy, and hjhj only speaks the language Quarkinni.

[Desynchronized]

Just got shot by a missile

[Leon03]

Is synchronized!

[Just JT]

Is really from North Korea and in the military

[Blank_]

Is an airline pilot but has a crippling fear of heights

[Jinglebottom]

Lives in the crater of the Vesuvius.

[Just JT]

Is traveling alone in the Rocky Mountains wilderness with only a knife and 1 box of matches for a week

[Leon03]

Is 61 instead of 16

[April03]

Is 81 instead of 18

[Leon03]

Her name is June

[Jinglebottom]

Nazi sympathizer.

[Leon03]

Is Gaddafi clan supporter

[Orange Kenny]

Feeds only on carrots, tar, and Adele's tears.

[Coolteenboy]

Has a "loving relationship" with his pet iguana "Scallie"

[SethfromMI]

that he is a cool :P

[Desynchronized]

Once out-ran a shark with 5 legs on the beaches of the caribbean.

[Coolteenboy]

Won the Nathans hot dog eating contest in NYC by consuming 47 full sized hot dogs on buns in 23 minutes, 9 seconds!

[Desynchronized]

Noooo. Likes to bake fruits before eating

[Jinglebottom]

Likes to roll in puddles of mud when it's raining.

[Desynchronized]

Oh yee :) has a lab in the basement of his house where he's trying to create a catdog.

[lliam]

is believing to be a dog but for unknown purposes pretending to be a cat and eats human food just from McD, BK, KFC.

[Leon03]

Is Bavarian

[Desynchronized]

Is lady gagas manager

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows absolutely nothing about Cali

[Blank_]

Is the founding and only member of the National Taxidermy Fan Club

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Caesars and Romulus's love child

[Jinglebottom]

He's actually a Bengal tiger.

[Leon03]

Has no privat life besides VT

[ClovesXIII]

his native language is definitely not German, but mandarin Chinese.

[lliam]

her life is mirrored by selfies always made before sleeping at 10:00 pm.

[Blank_]

Aspires to be a traveling, door-to-door fertilizer salesman

[Just JT]

Makes false claims to have conquered Rome in 1 day

[Sailor Mars]

Is planning to sell his bar and replace it with a lizard emporium

[Just JT]

Is taking cash to arrange fake arson on my bar so Abyssal Echo can take an insurance claim and take a vacation to a nudist resort in the Caribbean

[Leon03]

Owns the nudist resort in the Caribbean

[naenaendr]

Eats rocks from my back yard

[Coolteenboy]

His pet python, Marco, ate the next door neighbors cat.

[Just JT]

Is the neighbors cat

[Desynchronized]

was ronald reagans buddy

[Abyssal Echo]

Was last seen trying to out run my dog.

[Coolteenboy]

Was last seen trying to lasso the dog and tackle Desynchronized.

[Just JT]

Was last seen at a nudist resort buying all the younger kids ice cream
At the camp store

[Coolteenboy]

Was seen nude, wearing only a black apron, selling me ice cream!!

[Just JT]

Was seen nude, wearing only a black apron, selling me ice cream!!

Yo!!

Supposed to be a lie lmao!!!

[Barbara.]

Has been seen stealing a bra from Walmart store

[Just JT]

Tried robing at knife point for that bra, it for her better

[Coolteenboy]

Has authored a book :

"101 ways to cook a road kill raccoon"

[Just JT]

Has authored a book :

"101 ways to cook a road kill raccoon"

Was editor and publisher of said book

[Sailor Mars]

Hates having people in his bar eating his road kill

[Blank_]

Steals people's socks from the wash so that they never have a complete pair

[Just JT]

Has a secret underwear fetish

[lliam]

steals stolen socks back but instead giving'em back to the owners he secretly collects 1st stolen socks.

[Blank_]

Is able to speak sign language using only his feet

[Just JT]

Is really a soviet anti roman rebel fighter

If that's even a thing

[Coolteenboy]

Has a pet unicorn named Pretty

[Just JT]

Wears tights whities 24/7 cause mommy told him to

[Coolteenboy]

owns two cell phones, and when he's bored, calls himself to have conversations

[Just JT]

He's so cool, he needs a heater to walk down the street

[Coolteenboy]

Has taken a course at the local community college in " The dos and dont's of self brain surgery."

[Desynchronized]

Has a pet alligator named Karlos and a baboon named monte.

[Blank_]

Has a great distrust of Macaws after one managed to steal his wallet while he was vacationing in Peru

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows absolutely everything about nothing

[Desynchronized]

Knows the fact that he knows nothing

[Abyssal Echo]

Spends way too much time at JT's Bar and grille trying to talk the doggie bartender out of the secrets of making mixed drinks

[Coolteenboy]

Is controlled in thought and action, by grey aliens, after being abducted and having a microchip inplanted under the fingernail of the index finger on his left hand.

[Flapjack]

Is actually a cool teen girl

[Blank_]

Is actually a waffle, rather than a flapjack

[Desynchronized]

Is actually a fucking brownie that can bite

[Just JT]

Has actual video footage of himself transformed into a cat, being chased by a dog backwards up a tree on Sunday during church when it was snowing in June. But the elves saved the groundwater and saved the meal plan, and everyone was happy, but the previous poster. Cause he was still a cat.

[Blank_]

Spends too much time and effort coming up with insane lies about the person above him

[Just JT]

Spends too much time and effort coming up with insane lies about the person above him

I do, but it's just random lol!!

[Desynchronized]

He murdered the actual owner owner of so called 'jts bar and grillie' and took over

[Sailor Mars]

He actually lives in walls of the bar and keeps peanuts and vodka stashed there

[Coolteenboy]

Mars is the keeper of the keys who allows desynchronized access to the hole in the wall, and meters out subhuman portions of peanuts and excessive amounts of cheap vodka.
Occasionally, brings a hamster for desynchronized to play with.

[Blank_]

Runs an underground rebel sect that dedicates itself to trying to free all the people who Mars keeps trapped in the walls

[Coolteenboy]

Kidnaps and delivers likely transverts to my sect. When not seeking new members, maintains the above ground mansion hiding our underground tunnels and caverns.
Occasionally assigned to kitchen duty to cook the gruel for our sect!

[CrypticBread2]

Coolteenboy is actually a 48 year old pedophile that stalks VT in order to talk to cute boys.

[Lost in the Echo]

He's not cryptic bread he's Panera bread

[CrypticBread2]

He's not actually lost in the echo, he just uses him being "lost" as an advantage to blackmail others into giving him finances so he can travel back home.

[Coolteenboy]

Has recurring nightmares about the aliens who abducted him and implanted a chip in his left earlobe that resembles a diamond stud.

[SethfromMI]

He was a grasshopper in a previous life

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a grasshopper eating praying mantis

[Coolteenboy]

Uses a jetpack to time transport himself to the 23rd century, and bring back intel for the super secret agencies investigating how to cook chicken on the grill without drying it out.

[Just JT]

coolboy

Lives with a Native American Indian tribe under cover presenting to protect their tribe against the corrupt govt and treaty violations. But is really secretly trying to obtain their ancient peyote mushroom DNA strand only to steal it and develope it outside the reservation in order to sell it to the drug cartels in Mexico in order to raise money to fight the "Build a wall" campaign Trump is trying to promote between Mexico and the USA.

[Coolteenboy]

Is an FDA certified peyote tester for new strains of the mushroom.
AND owns a rabid pitbul to protect his personal stash!!
The pitbull is 127 pounds, and his name is "FiFi"

[Just JT]

Claims to be a high end pit bull breeder and fighting dog trainer who sells trained killer pit bulls to drug lords

But in reality own a yoga studio in Toms River New Jersey specializing in geriactic yoga students

[Blank_]

Saw the Emoji Movie on opening day and declared it to be the next Citizen Kane

[PlasmaHam]

Is actually Remus in disguise.

[Coolteenboy]

Has had sex with 108 boys, 2 girls, an unfortunate hamster, and a goat.

[yeehaw]

is an uncool child female

[Coolteenboy]

Has 12 people held hostage in a soundproof dungeon in her basement.
(but she feeds them well, takes amazing care of them, but only allows them to watch re~runs of "The Big Bang.")

[Just JT]

Is a constabed weasel livimgmunder my house who's angry at the world cause you can't shit but wants everyone to think your happy so you joined VT presenting as a really Coolteenboy trying to male friends and to relax so you can take a shit and start to truly be happy

[PlasmaHam]

Is actually a weasel who pretends he is a 16 year old human who serves drink in a virtual bar.

[Just JT]

Tries to pass off frozen plasma as fresh ham to the virtual bar owner as a special of the week. Only to take the proceeds and use it to feed the homeless in Mexico waiting to cross the border when Trump will allow them

[Coolteenboy]

JustJT hopes the feeding works!!
JustJT is actually a cannibal who prefers dark meat humans fileted with soy sauce.

[Blank_]

Has learned and studied every possible kind of "quack" that ducks use to communicate, and can perfectly replicate each one

[Coolteenboy]

Is half owner of an albino Platypus breeding farm in the northwest hills of Australia. Main sales channels are to family zoos in the United Kingdom.
The farm also breeds terradactyls and bush dingos.

[Fleek]

Lives under the sea. Only comes to the surface periodically to stalk penguins and meerkats at the VT headquarters.

[Coolteenboy]

@ fleek. Penquins good. Meerkats tough and very bony.

FLEEK is being trained to pilot an captured alien spaceship from 2016, once trained, he will be on a suicide mission to collide with asteroid #4658. If the mission is successful, the collision will drive the asteroid off a collision course with the earth, thereby saving humanity!
If the collision occurs at the exact millisecond, Fleek will survive, return to earth, and assume the commanders post for the Men in Black.

We wish u luck Fleek! Godspeed!!

[Blank_]

(Honestly how do you come up with this stuff omfg)

Runs an internationally feared drug ring that sells Columbian-grade cocaine at 250.00 USD a pound. Little do his consumers know, however, the cocaine is really just baking powder with glitter thrown into it

[Just JT]

Is secretly working for different automobile makers creating fake ride share companies like Lyft and uber only to temporarily increase the sales of said cars. Embezels 10% of the sales, and donates it to displaced refugees being exiled from their homeland.

[Coolteenboy]

Trains aardvarks and adult boa constrictors to chase each other in the streets of Macavoie texas. Then takes bets on the winners. Leaves town before the bet winners can collect their winnings.

[Blank_]

Collected all seven of the "Serpentine Spheres" and used them to summon the Great Snake, Ghargh Je. In doing so, the Great Snake granted him one wish of unlimited potential, to which he used it to keep the McDonald's McRib around on the menu for the whole year.

[Coolteenboy]

While on a sabatical deep in the underground caverns of Bakaru, China, Romulus discovered a small, golden, lockedbox. On opening it, he discovered the ingrediants and cooking instructions for the McRib sandwich, and WHY it is only available for a limited time. Alarms sounded, Soldiers of the Arches came running forth to capture the intruder.
Fortunately, Romulus escaped (BARELY) with only a pair of American Eagle briefs (royal blue with tan waistband and golden star pattern) , and one small bottle of Vitamin Water. He must now live a life of secrecy, cowering at every open door, ever fearful of having his true identity and the secret he now posses exposed.

[Blank_]

Works for a secret police known as the "Hand of Eris" which is actively employed by powerful organizations to keep important secrets under wraps. When a stray man accidentally discovered the almighty recipe of the McRib, it was the duty of the Hand of Eris to stop him from spreading that knowledge. However, the man escaped with barely even his undergarments, and now it is Coolteenboy's responsibility to track this mysterious figure down before he reveals the truth.

[Just JT]

Is trumps personal aid working to sabatoge his own Obama care replacement plan to help spur his own impeachment cause he never wanted the job to begin with

[Coolteenboy]

Has enlisted the help of JustJT because of his ability to relate to the world. Bad news is, JustJT will have to undergo surgery (He is under anesthesia now) and awaits the arrival of the chief plastic surgeon. Once the surgery is complete, he will be issued a new identity and having new features will be unrecognizable to the world's facial recognition softwares. Just JT is truly a patiot in disguise, and will enable the world to reach greater heights due to non-contested treaties and agreements

[ava.anonymous]

kidnapped patrick stump and held him ransom for $1000000000 and a copy of mania pre release

[Coolteenboy]

Ava is the executive director of Virtual Teens for World Domination, east philladelphia chapter.

[Blank_]

Mass produces marinara sauce using synthetically created tomatos, which are cheaper and quicker to grow than ordinary tomatos. As such, he is able to sell his sauce at a ridiculously cheap $1.29 and so was able to corner the marinara sauce market and create a marinara monopoly. With a firm grip on the sauce world, Coolteenboy has more power than most Earthly governments, and has effectively bankrupted Italy

[Coolteenboy]

Romulus heard of Coolteenboys (CTB) dibbolical plan. Romulus wished to share in the profits and publicity. Romulus invaded CTBs home with a well prepared army of hamsters, gerbils, guinea pigs, and a very angry ostrich. All were armed with stun guns and truth syrums. CTB was direfted to be hung by his big toes over a vat of his own boiling marinara sauce. CTB hd no choice but to disclose the location of the secret formula. He was lowered to safety. BUT. BUT. BUTTTTTT..... CTB failed to register for a patent, to which Romulus took immediate advantage, registered it, and was issued patent # 586321987521.9995.663.
CTB is now penniless, and living in a dumpster to the rear of the local Panera Bread.

[Ragle]

he's a fake, cause he isn't cool but that hot, that his hotness is blamed for the latest melting of icebergs (2017). The corresponding thread on this topic in this forum must be updated.

[Barbara.]

Loves to go skinny dipping in sub zero tempature weather. Burrrrr.

[Ragle]

thats no lie.

She invented the fashionable Barbie Rapper Style in dirty pink for homeless old Ladies.

[Just JT]

Is a nudist in trump costume

[Blank_]

Is a Trump in a nudist costume

[Coolteenboy]

Likes to play dress up in superwoman costumes.

[sara___]

likes to be tied up with a magic lasso and be tickled

[Coolteenboy]

Has a pet albino dwarf aardvark named "Arvie."

[hjhj]

Likes to throw cabbage at statues of bears

[Coolteenboy]

Likes to climb on statues of bears.

[Blank_]

Is a street performer dressed as a golden bear and pretends to be a statue, but constantly gets pelted with cabbages

[ava.anonymous]

Is working for the Government and gathering data about us

[Just JT]

Is selling NASA secrets on how to mass produce artificial rain and sun in order to trick the Americans into believeing global warming is a real thing. Then takes the profits and donates them to help fight the opiate epidemic in the USA when the Russians aren't Watching

[Abyssal Echo]

Is still seasick from taking his first Ferry ride

[Ragle]

had affairs with some VT-admins at same time

[Blank_]

Was awarded the Key to the City after saving twelve kittens that had managed to all get stuck in the same tree

[Abyssal Echo]

Used his dog to chase the 12 kittens into the tree

[yeehaw]

Allergic to the moon

[Coolteenboy]

Went deep sea fishing for swordfish 504 miles off the Australian coast.
The boat capsized, and devotiinell wasin deep peril. Just before going under for the lst time, a giant black dolphin swan to her. The dolphin (later found to be named Justin) balanced poor devotionell on his nose, and swam her to safety.

[mookie]

Is the Amazing Spiderman

[Just JT]

Still wears Spider-Man underwear

[Blank_]

Is really a reptilian lizard man dressed in a human costume with the capability to manipulate one's mind and turn them into his slaves. Slowly but surely, Just_JT ia building a massive army of mindless slaves with which he intends to conquer the world

[lliam]

Painted Rome in flushed red, while Nero believed the city would burn in the sunset.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is really a hot dog vendor in central park

[Vermilion]

Has the lowest amount of posts going

[Coolteenboy]

Owns a mobile guinea pig washing service.

[Blank_]

Invented a hazelnut alternative to peanut butter known as Gnutella, named after his favorite animal, the wildebeest. But after losing a copyright battle with a disgruntled gnu, he lost his fortune and sold the company to Pietro Ferrero, who renamed it as Nutella

[Triple k]

actually believes Santa isn't real

[Barbara.]

Is Santa's daughter

[Sina-B]

Is the illegitimate child of Santa

[Jinglebottom]

Is the legitimate child of Santa.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Germany's representative on Santa's elf advisory counsel

[Barbara.]

Is Rudolph's caretaker

[Sina-B]

has Rudolph as the only friend

[Just JT]

Posses as Mrs clause and runs a porn shop as a front as a comic book store next to city hall the police station across the street from the school

[Sina-B]

is the best customer in the porn shop

[Barbara.]

Is a porn star

[Sina-B]

teaches masturbation at school

[Barbara.]

Has been arrested for J walking

[Just JT]

Sells kiddie porn to school children

[Abyssal Echo]

Is better at selling raffle tickets then skiing

[TessTheGreat]

Has written 100 letters to Santa this year