Post an insane lie about the person above you

[playfull-qt]

Tried to grab my clam

[Abyssal Echo]

Rides a camel to school

[playfull-qt]

favorite part of a camel is the toe

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is secretly Bill gates

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALYoQ_-5sUI) song for the Bob and Tom show

Ninja'd

listens to the Bob and Tom show every morning

[West Coast Sheriff]

Ears nothing but endangered bird eggs

[Abyssal Echo]

Gave me the eggs

[West Coast Sheriff]

Rides dragons

[Vermilion]

Owns a small private army

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows where I got my dragons

[West Coast Sheriff]

Owns an island

Owns a small private army

That's not a lie. Mwa ha ha ha ha :evil2:

[Moriya]

Stole the island

[West Coast Sheriff]

Eats insects

[Vermilion]

Is in charge of North Korea nuclear weapon program

[Abyssal Echo]

breeds insect infested trees

[Vermilion]

Met me at school

[Abyssal Echo]

gets lost in his bedroom

[West Coast Sheriff]

Runs a marathon daily

[Abyssal Echo]

Lifts weights with Chuck Norris every morning

[West Coast Sheriff]

Eats children

[Abyssal Echo]

Recruits martyrs for ISIS

[playfull-qt]

NOTE : I say this with total respect for your personal life style choice

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If he wasn't a self proclaimed "Cool gay boi " he would invite me to his dark cave and try to get in my pantyhose:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Chapperz16]

Is the world champion at snowboarding

[Abyssal Echo]

Swims across the English channel every morning before breakfast

[Sailor Mars]

dresses up in a tutu every morning and drinks tea

[West Coast Sheriff]

Owns a cologne company

[Sailor Mars]

Owns a hair salon that has 6 stars

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is the leader of a cult

[Sailor Mars]

Is a devoted member to my cult and has sacrificed blood

[mahony0509]

Runs a McDonalds distribution facility from their basement.

[Tris]

Used to be a banker, but then he lost interest

[Abyssal Echo]

Wears tie dyed togas to school

[Sailor Mars]

Has captured princesses and locked them in his basement

[Emerald Dream]

is jealous of my salt pouch

[Sailor Mars]

That is an insane lie :lol:

Actually hates salt

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns a salt mine

[KeeganW]

speaks no evil :)

[Sailor Mars]

Hates the summer

(would've said "hears no evil" but then again no idea what you've heard :lol: )

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is 45 years old

[Moriya]

Is a time traveling wizard from the 1500's

[West Coast Sheriff]

Has a romance with JB

[playfull-qt]

Steals flowers from grave yards and gives them to loved ones as gifts

[Jinglebottom]

Likes to douse her ice cream with a mixture of hot sauce and sunflower oil.

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows what Amanda likes to eat

[Sailor Mars]

Sneaks broccoli and graham crackers to the monsters in his closet

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is secretly the girl from frozen

Steals flowers from grave yards and gives them to loved ones as gifts

That's not a lie. How did you know?

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote, directed and stared in Star Wars

[Sailor Mars]

Wrote and directed Shrek

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows a lot about Michelle Obama

[Moriya]

Is related to John F. Kennedy

[Abyssal Echo]

Is NYC crazy cat lady

[Gustavo_Owns]

Secretly is Dumbledore

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is openly Voldemort

[Jinglebottom]

Has his own saloon.

[Abyssal Echo]

Uses a rowboat to go to school

[Sailor Mars]

Owns a rowboat company

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a collector of rare stray Jersey Dobermans

[Sailor Mars]

Secretly is a dog catcher

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is the FM Venus

[Sailor Mars]

Was on the USS Saratoga

[West Coast Sheriff]

Openly steals babies from hospitals and sells them to orphanages

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Canadian ice salesman

[Uranus]

Likes to eat food found in the garbage

[Britboo14]

Openly buys babies from hospitals for his orphanage

[Atlantis]

lives on a Brittany Ferries ferry

[benlodge123]

Stole a coat

[Abyssal Echo]

Lodged a complaint with the Czar of Russia for monitoring his internet

[project_icarus]

Is Thai.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Saudi prince

[playfull-qt]

Doesn't lift the toilet seat to pee

[Vermilion]

Has never used a toilet seat to confusing :P :whoops:

[Leprous]

Can't afford a toilet.

[playfull-qt]

Fell off his ladder while peeking in my window in the middle of the night

[Moriya]

Is appalled by playing

[Remora]

Spends Saturdays in a leaf costume with a little lion on the tail. :>

[Moriya]

Is secretly a furry

[BeautyBelle]

Is dating a famous rapper.

[Remora]

Is a disney princess that'll turn into a frog when she's kissed, of course. :3

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a German Viking that sleeps on a bed of nails.

[Jay21]

Eats bowls of nails for breakfast... Without any milk!

[Jinglebottom]

Identifies as otherkin.

[warbit]

(Eats bowls of nails for breakfast... Without any milk! <3 the sponge bob reference)


The person above me is Donald Trump's and David Cameron's love child :3

[Abyssal Echo]

makes and sells cat skin coats on PETAs web site

[playfull-qt]

has a magnetic penis which can be used as a compass

[Moriya]

Secretly likes to eat quail eggs

[Chaotic Trickster]

Is a Dog.

[Typhlosion]

Never watched The Matrix

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Harrison Fords 2nd cousin twice removed

[Flapjack]

Is a talking turtle:')

[Leprous]

Is a nationalist

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Hilary and Obama's love child

[Flapjack]

Is Donald Trump's fourth wife:P

[Just JT]

Will mimick you behind your back

[sara___]

Is building a trap to catch Santa Claus as he comes down his chimney.

[playfull-qt]

Tried to bribe Santa when she sat on his lap.

:santa:

[Abyssal Echo]

Started a nude pillow fight with Santa

[playfull-qt]

Started a nude pillow fight with Santa

offered money to a couple of elves watching the pillow fight to kidnap me and have Santa put me under his xmass tree

[Just JT]

Convicted for selling fake porn movies of Santa and his elves

[PlasmaHam]

Is running a child sex ring for Hillary Clinton out of his bar.

[Jinglebottom]

Is actually a hardcore liberal.

[Flapjack]

Has terrible eyebrows and an ugly dog :P

[ethan-s]

He is keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar.

[Gumleaf]

Is an absolutey useless dropkick.

[ethan-s]

Is an anorexic porno starish codependent neonazi albino bongo dancer born without a chin.


And he is only comfortable talking about it with the whole wide world listening in.

[playfull-qt]

loves anorexic porno starish codependent neonazi albino bongo dancers

[Barbara.]

Is a mob bosses wife.

[Just JT]

Sells stray puppies to the Trump administration for testing of biological chemical bombs

[ethan-s]

Eats fried cat legs .

[Pepito]

Drives a pink hummer with a jet engine

[Abyssal Echo]

is Mob Boss older sister

[Devinsoccer]

Is a monster waiting to eat us all.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is one of playfull-qt many Minions

[playfull-qt]

Has dreams about me pillow fighting in my bday suit

[PlasmaHam]

Is stalking Abyssal Echo and wants to blackmail him into buying you some clothes and pillow covers.

[Abyssal Echo]

Has been a referee at most of playfull-qt nude pillow fights

[PlasmaHam]

Is currently the manager and coach for playfull-qt at the 2016 VT Nude Pillow Fights Championships.

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all playfull-qt pillow fighting secrets

[ethan-s]

Has no genitallia...

[Jinglebottom]

Lives in El Salvador.

[Just JT]

Is a terrorist sympathizer

[ethan-s]

Is really Osama bin laden...

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a barefoot street vendor in Siberia

[Leon03]

Is no wolf but a Chihuahua

[Just JT]

Is really an escaped convicted felon from Cuba living in hiding in south Florida

[ethan-s]

Sold his kids for cheese.

[Devinsoccer]

You are an alien

[Barbara.]

Goes skinny dipping in the winter.

[Just JT]

Was convicted for selling knock off bardie dolls behind Walmart

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Leon03 little sister

[Barbara.]

Is the real Santa clause

[Pyromaniac27]

has an addiction to childrens toys

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole Santas sleigh

[sara___]

Lies about being in a cold dark cave . Actually lives in a luxury cave and is illegally hooked into nearby public utilities ( gas, electric, water, TV/internet ).

[Jinglebottom]

Is a 39 year old man called Edward.

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives next to an abandoned ski lift

[PlasmaHam]

Currently plotting to usurp control of the arcade from the mods.

[FPFanatic]

Is a smartphone

[Just JT]

Just joined VT as an attempt to infiltrate USA youth to recruits for isis lol!!

[FPFanatic]

Jeez that escalated quickly lolol

Is older than me

[Just JT]

Is a fanatic about something

[PlasmaHam]

Just bought out Budweiser and Miller in an attempt to rule the all the bars in the world!!!

[Just JT]

Justbdod a blood transfusion on all the pigs in his county
(Hence plasmham)

[FPFanatic]

Is a Sith lord plotting our demise

[Just JT]

Is planning a hitler youth event to burn all musical records, tapes and cd's

[FPFanatic]

Is definitely a potato

[lliam]

is a young fine cannibal - eats potatoes

[sara___]

rides a unicycle with training wheels

[FPFanatic]

Has a terrible quote in her sig

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in the basement of Trump tower

[FPFanatic]

is Trump Tower

[swiftshadowolf]

Has a pet phoenix and lives in Hades' crib.

[Just JT]

Howels at the moon with Abyssal Echo 's puppies lmao

[Abyssal Echo]

is a snowboarding werewolf

[Danielle DaniYell]

Lives in abysmal conditions

[Anniebanannie]

Has no sense of balance.

[shamrockgirl02]

Makes a living selling urinal cakes made entirely from Uranium

[Abyssal Echo]

Swims in a pool of Greek yogurt

[The1uwant]

Hides easter eggs in his underwear

[Desynchronized]

Puts underwear in her easter eggs.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is really a 12 year old girl from Michigan

[Desynchronized]

Has taught one of his dogs to say 'lol'

[PlasmaHam]

Is sexually attracted to American Freedom boxes

[Desynchronized]

Likes to eat chicken feathers

[Just JT]

Likes to eat chicken feathers

Just turned 56 today

[Desynchronized]

Has ignored a bear while he was skiing

[ethan-s]

Is a cocaine dealer

[sara___]

He fell off the toilet during potty training

[Desynchronized]

I thought only dogs take potty training :p
likes to boil drinks and ice creams before drinking.

[deleted101]

hates phones

[Sailor Mars]

Hates hammers

[Abyssal Echo]

Actually lives on Jupiter... spends all her time dreaming of invading Mars

[skyblue1]

^Will only go to sleep to the sound of wolves howling

[veroda]

^^ shes a politician!

[LRSSS02]

^
she is a man

[Sailor Mars]

Is a woman

[LRSSS02]

thinks chicago style pizza is better than ny style

[Desynchronized]

Got his head bit off by a dog but then doctors did a surgery to replant it.

Actually lives on Jupiter... spends all her time dreaming of invading Mars

also thats a pretty cool theory actually. Like you see on youtube about different movie and game characters.

[Abyssal Echo]

Sleeps on a bed of nails

[Coolteenboy]

Lives in an underground round tunnell in dallas, tx, and eats only fried hamsters.

[refrigeratorx]

He is so straight it hurts

[Desynchronized]

When 6 he was the leader of a gang called the gang.

[Sailor Mars]

Hates stardew valley

[Abyssal Echo]

Has plans to invade Mars hidden behind the wallpaper in her room

[PlasmaHam]

Has already invaded Mars, but found it boring and decided to return to Earth.

[lliam]

Is a supporter for Donald Trump but secretly in love with Hillary and would like to meet George Bush jr regularly for brunch after church.

[Desynchronized]

Likes to wear socks on hand simply cus it looks way too sick

[Alan T]

Was arrested at 10 Downing Street, insistent upon cooking the PM a traditional Oklahoman breakfast.

[eric2001]

Robs graves.

[PlasmaHam]

Owns a 600lb hamster named Eric

[Abyssal Echo]

Cooks bacon on his plasma TV

[wrecked]

has 4 left paws

[Phoenixxx]

Secretly lives in antarctica and goes to school and just plays undertale all day

[Jinglebottom]

Is actually Rowan Atkinson pretending to be a teenager.

[Desynchronized]

Lives with his teenager dog in a lil hut in the middle of nowhere

[PlasmaHam]

Is a teenager dog who evolved to the point to understand the internet

[Desynchronized]

I'd kill to be one.
___

Is a nazi who fought for the freedom of hong kong

[Abyssal Echo]

Teaches Synchronized swimming in the alligator infested waters of Australian outback

[Desynchronized]

Is really bad at making up insane lies about someone.

[Abyssal Echo]

Was last seen streaking with ImCoolBeans in the Florida keys

[Katrinchen]

was last time arrested as a flasher at a senior residence