Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to have JB's children

[Melodic]

wants to date Nicki Minaj

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to date JB

[Melodic]

is jealous because he wants to date JB.

[Miserabilia]

is not awesome

[Mob Boss]

He's actually Jason Voorhees.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

is in a relationship with a shipping container

[Mob Boss]

Isn't Australian, but Irish.

[Skatekid97]

Once robbed a bank, but all she took were the ink pens.

[Chris Daniels]

He's actually the brain of that robbing thing and it failed because of him.

[Miserabilia]

is actually sadako yamamura

[Melodic]

is actually Plankton trying to get the Krabby Patty formula.

[Synyster Shadows]

is Pearl, wailing her head off at Krabs

[Melodic]

is secretly in the One Direction Fan Club.

[Miserabilia]

hates one direction

[Synyster Shadows]

loves 1D and JB

[Melodic]

hates music.

[Synyster Shadows]

likes all rap

[Melodic]

is in love with Taylor Swift.

[Synyster Shadows]

ugh, you just went too far.

is a robber

[PinkFloyd]

sells meth to 4th graders

[Synyster Shadows]

does cocaine and heroin

[Miserabilia]

hates music and eats guitars

[PinkFloyd]

kidnapped justin bieber and found his weed stash (Several truck loads of pineapple express! +1 if you get the referance!)

[Synyster Shadows]

sells crack on the street

[Melodic]

is getting the crack he sells on the street.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

is in a relationship with Nicki Minaj

[Synyster Shadows]

is american

[PinkFloyd]

stands 8 feet tall, breathes fire, and can take a 10 guage blast standing

[Synyster Shadows]

that'd be so cool! :D

is secretly a girl

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Nicole Kidman (or as we call her in Australia, Our Nick) slapped him

[Synyster Shadows]

is a guy who's a midget

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

is a woman who works for sex

[Miserabilia]

is an old man in north korea

[Synyster Shadows]

is australian

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

is 78

[PinkFloyd]

that'd be so cool! :D

is secretly a girl

hold the phone! lemme check! Nope, you're wrong! Or are you!! :evil2:

Smokes meth

[Synyster Shadows]

smokes cigs

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

smokes money

[Synyster Shadows]

smokes pencils

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

lives on peoples misery

[Miserabilia]

hates animals

[Synyster Shadows]

is in an asylum

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

is currently having sex with a dictionary

[Synyster Shadows]

is screwing a chair

[Melodic]

is a 40 year old stalker

[Synyster Shadows]

is a hooker that likes screwing books

[Melodic]

is just covering for himself.

[Synyster Shadows]

is an alien from Mars

[Melodic]

is related to Justin Bieber.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Nicki Minaj is her sister

[Melodic]

Nicki Minaj is her cousin

[Origami]

Madbrat, the one of legend, was once feared far and wide as the most fearsome cupcake eater in the land. No one could eat more cupcakes than she. It is said that she once ate over 2,000 cupcakes in a single sitting.

[Synyster Shadows]

he's also a cow goddess.

[Melodic]

He is in love with Nicki Minaj and is going to propose to her.

[Synyster Shadows]

yeah? You're in love with JB and and Louis Tomlinson and want to marry them both. sneaky girl...

[Melodic]

Uh huh. Are you sure?

Well, you're secretly an undercover agent searching for information about One Direction to make your own boy band.

[Synyster Shadows]

it is on now, Madie. ;):P

You want to marry everyone in One Direction and JB and get screwed by them.

[Melodic]

Well you dated Taylor Swift, It went so bad, that she got pregnant, she wrote some dumb song about you, and you went on Maury and found out it was someone else baby.

[Synyster Shadows]

I gotta be honest - that was good. *thumbs up*

Ok....you got to date Louis Tomlinson but it went horribly wrong. He got you pregnant and then left you to care for you child alone. Then he came back only to call you a bunch of offensive names.

[Melodic]

Ehh, that was okay. Mine was better tho.. Even tho yours made me cry almost.. *tears*

You finally got your big break. But it happens that you are the sixth person in One Direction. You couldn't get out of your record deal and everyone in 1D turned gay and started fighting over you. It got so bad you could never date any girl because the record deal was you had to be interested in someone from One Direction.

[Synyster Shadows]

Ok, Ms. Self-centered. :P;)

not bad...

You get your debut as a singer. Your first gig is at a club. All the guys like you so much they fight each other for you, nearly killing all of them, and you get...err....violated by a few guys.

[Melodic]

Wow, I'm not sure If I should be happy or sad because of the ending.


You finally go on a date with the girl of your dreams. She's beyond perfect and you can barely believe you two are dating. Then you find out, shes a guy dressed as a girl.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a crack dealer

[HollisterGirl98]

Picks his nose lol

[Abyssal Echo]

is a closet nudist

[The LOLer]

Likes taking his socks for walks

[Abyssal Echo]

is a Brony

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Sings this alot -----› Two coconuts, Big banana, Two jelly cups, Oshimama

[The LOLer]

Has a crush on Obama.

[Melodic]

is secretly putting little kids on hostage for not sharing their animal crackers.

[Miserabilia]

plants to murder one direction

[Synyster Shadows]

has been in an asylum

[brendacat]

eats cats

[Miserabilia]

does not wear a cap :P

[Synyster Shadows]

is a stalker

[Melodic]

is just covering for himself who is hiding in our trimmed bushes.

[Synyster Shadows]

is planning to rape 1D's members one by one.

Honestly, I was hoping you'd be a bit weirded out by my last lie, about the first gig.

[Miserabilia]

hates anime

[Synyster Shadows]

well that's actually true, so yeah.... xD :P

hates cheese

[Miserabilia]

hates guitars

[Melodic]

hates cheese

[Synyster Shadows]

hates me

[Melodic]

thinks I'm not awesome.


And about the first gig, my friends would say something way worse. That's like amateur to what they would say.

[Synyster Shadows]

hates 1D

o_0

[Melodic]

hates any type of music and just wants it all to die.

[Miserabilia]

is 37

[Melodic]

is a 9 year old

[Synyster Shadows]

is secretly a guy

[Melodic]

is secretly Justin Bieber.

[Abyssal Echo]

is secretly an Alien

[Synyster Shadows]

is secretly a penguin

[Melodic]

is going to a One Direction concert tonight.

[Synyster Shadows]

is planning to kidnap Louis Tomlinson

[Miserabilia]

is planning to kidnap spongebob

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to be a pillow pet

[teen.jpg]

Is a giant rat in disguise.

[Synyster Shadows]

likes to eat moldy food

[Melodic]

is a dinosaur.

[Miserabilia]

is a hamster

[Melodic]

is a slice of cheese.

[Synyster Shadows]

is the microphone 1D uses to record

[Trace]

is my secret lover

[The LOLer]

Is not a dreamer

[Trace]

Is not a funny person

[Melodic]

Does not have a pretty cool siggy

[Synyster Shadows]

doesn't always put a smile on my face.

[Melodic]

does not make me happy when he says stuff like that.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Is currently dating the dog next door

[Synyster Shadows]

is currently screwing the door

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

is currently screwing the door

Now to add that to my bucket list!

You finally found a girl. That's it

[Synyster Shadows]

O_O

Oh, that's nice.

Has five arms (that'd be cool, if they were in the right places)

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Katy Perry has a photo of him on her wall

[Synyster Shadows]

Wants to fuck a rock

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Wants to fuck a rock

You never know...

Wants to fuck me really desperately (lol no offence)

[Synyster Shadows]

YOu just crossed the line, Lola. That shit is off-limits. Don't go there again. O_O

wants to eat a calculator

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Whoops, my fault Andy *innocent face*

Finds Nicki Minaj irresistible
Ooh it's on *glare*

[Synyster Shadows]

It's ok. Just don't say shit like that again.
Alrighty then! ;)
Hopes to be the girl that every guy wants to fuck

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

O_O Thats kinda true

Is just covering for himself

[Synyster Shadows]

I want to say something but I know i shouldn't....

Ew!

Is a hooker and is currently with a girl O_O

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

O_O say it!
Disgusting!
Pulls his pants down in public!

[Synyster Shadows]

no, you'd be really offended. Let's leave it at that.

Oh yeah? Strips in public

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Prances around naked in public

Atleast PM me it i wanna know i wont be offended

[Miserabilia]

is a 5 year old boy

[Melodic]

is just covering for himself. Go to the playground..

[Miserabilia]

her name is actually bertina

[Melodic]

He's actually a zombie wanting to eat everyones brains.

[Miserabilia]

she joined two days ago :)

[Melodic]

He joined when the dinosaurs were around.

[Synyster Shadows]

she's a terrible singer

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Owns a panda and called it Fwuffy!

[Synyster Shadows]

Sucks her thumb

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

He wacks his butt for fun

[Synyster Shadows]

she howls at a full moon like a wolf would

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

On Halloween he steals kids candy and eats it all

[Synyster Shadows]

she's a zombie and wants to eat my brain

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Hes Julia Gorillard.... uh... Gillard trying to see if aussie VTers are writing nasty things bout her

[Synyster Shadows]

She hates Bostonians

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

He hates Australians..... REVENGE ON AMERICA!!!!!

[Synyster Shadows]

She hates potatoes

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

He luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuves Louis Tomlinson!

[Synyster Shadows]

she licks pencils

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

was in juvenile justice for 3 years

[Synyster Shadows]

she's got a pierced lip

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

hes got a pierced butt

[Synyster Shadows]

she has a tattoo of a pencil on her arm

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

he has a tatto of a elephant pooing on his arm...

[Synyster Shadows]

has a tattoo of JB on her shoulder

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

used plastic surgery to look like JB

[Synyster Shadows]

is JB in disguise

[The LOLer]

Used plastic surgery to get ears.

[Melodic]

is a alien

[Synyster Shadows]

is secretly a guy in disguise

[Melodic]

is secretly a Directioner. :O

[Synyster Shadows]

isn't a Directioner or Belieber

[Melodic]

I am not a belieber. you got that one right.


is Justin Bieber's cousin

[Synyster Shadows]

Oh? What's your opinion on him then?

Is JB's long-lost little sister

[Melodic]

I am an old Belieber. That was before he changed and bad boys don't attract me that much.


is secretly Louis's Tomlinsons best friend and is covering for him so I won't find him.

[Synyster Shadows]

Still wants to marry JB

What do you "changed"? How did he change?

[Melodic]

It's hard to explain, just wasn't the guy I grew up liking.

is secretly like the rest of the guy race and wants to date Taylor Swift.

[Synyster Shadows]

ok...

Hell no. I don't want some shitty song written about me...

Is so in love with Tomlinson she'd kidnap him and hold him hostage until he agreed to let her meet the rest of 1D

[Melodic]

Yeah.. uhmm not far from the truth.


is cheating on Taylor Swift with Nicki Minaj

[Synyster Shadows]

OMG, HELL NO!!!

Is cheating on Louis with Justin Bieber

[Melodic]

is making out with a Taylor Swift poster

[Synyster Shadows]

Oh yeah?

Is pleasuring herself to posters of JB and 1D

[Melodic]

Okay. Wanna go that round?

He's planning his wedding with Taylor Swift.

[Melodic]

Okay. Wanna go that round?

He's planning his wedding with Taylor Swift.

[Synyster Shadows]

Ok, it's on, Madie. Two can play at this game.

She's married to Louis Tomlinson but plans to cheat on him with JB

[Melodic]

Well, Taylor Swift cheated on him a billion times but he couldn't let go. He thought she was gorgeous and has awesome songs.

[Synyster Shadows]

Yeah?

Well Louis took advantage of you, got you pregnant, and then left. Then JB came along and you pregnant too and you're stuck alone to raise two kids as a single mother

[Melodic]

Oh okay.


Well Taylor swift told you to either date her or die.

[The LOLer]

She's ugly...
An insane lie

[Synyster Shadows]

While you were dating Louis, the other guys got jealous of him and then killed each other, trying to be the last one to get you. Then JB came along and raped you

[The LOLer]

While you were dating Louis, the other guys got jealous of him and then killed each other, trying to be the last one to get you. Then JB came along and raped you

Is my fag

Who's Louis?

[Melodic]

is not gonna be dead for not knowing my future husband.

[Synyster Shadows]

You were on tour when some 24 year-olds, some guys and some girls, came up to you. They asked you for your autograph, which you gave. Then they hauled you off and gangraped you and you quit

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Ok, it's on, Madie. Two can play at this game.

She's married to Louis Tomlinson but plans to cheat on him with JB

Nice one

[Synyster Shadows]

fucks doors for a living

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

1Direction are watching your house, waiting to send some inside to [email protected] you

[Synyster Shadows]

You wanna be raped by JB

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

You wanna be raped by Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa at the same time!

[Synyster Shadows]

You to be raped by every cute boy band member in the world

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

It's on!

BTW, Eww!

You just dreamt of wanting to pleaasure yourself with a stick and enjoying it

[Synyster Shadows]

*cackles evilly*

You want flashlights jammed in all of your holes to make you scream and pass out from the pleasure

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

You want girls coming out your ass just to get them pregnant then leave them

[Synyster Shadows]

you want everyone in the world to have sex with you at least once

[Miserabilia]

you are nicki minaj
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_makxjewFe61rt2432.gif lol

[Synyster Shadows]

you're moldy

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

So funny

You are "The Cheese" from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

[Synyster Shadows]

You tried to screw a cactus, got stabbed, went to the hospital, then screwed the nurse.

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

ooh was it a sexy male nurse?

You just screwed the locol IGA worker

[Synyster Shadows]

no. He was unattractive by all standards.

You screwed the principal of your school and didn't get in trouble

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

ooh was it a sexy male principal

You raped a 7 year old, got arrested then screwed the policewoman

[Synyster Shadows]

nope

You raped a totally unattractive grocery store bag dude in broad daylight

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

you raped the girl next-door infront of your parents

[Synyster Shadows]

you raped the twin brothers next door in front of the police

[Trace]

Two twin guys? :cool:

Is too cool for me.

[Synyster Shadows]

licks pencils

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

licks toilet paper

[Trace]

licks grass.