Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Sanctum]

Does not actually exist!

[Atlantis]

is a duck.

and by the way twin, we're not doing of mice and men so I don't really care..

[Sailor Mars]

Has spongebob episodes on a loop and forces himself to remember every single line

[Atlantis]

Is obsessed with Mars bars and her kids are called Fantastic and Marvellous Mars.

[thatgothgirluknow]

stole the moon

[Atlantis]

If anyone stole the moon it would be you

[Jinglebottom]

Is actually a cat pretending to be a woman in a chatroom.

[thatgothgirluknow]

is the reason my favorite band broke up

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells rotten hot dogs in Central Park

[Sailor Mars]

collects rotten hot dogs

[playfull-qt]

Goes to playgrounds and tells little kids that Santa Claus isn't real

[Vermilion]

Is santa

[Abyssal Echo]

Is one of santas elves

[KeeganW]

bought me the best Christmas present

[northy]

Has 18 toes.

[KeeganW]

likes my feet?

[Jinglebottom]

Is a 31 year old woman living in Pittsburgh named Karina.

[Atlantis]

Is a 100 year old and best friends with doctor who

[northy]

Is spongebob

[Sailor Mars]

is trapped inside a computer

[lliam]

Doesn't live in the US but at the North Pole, where she produces toys with many little friends and is cleaning out the stables of the reindeers of the white beared Coca Cola Man.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is one of Coca Cola's polar bears

[KeeganW]

plans on hibernating through Christmas

[Sailor Mars]

Is currently hibernating and talking to us through his dreams

[Abyssal Echo]

Gives Rum and coke to little kids so they wont feel their emotions.

[Sailor Mars]

by kids do u mean myself :lol:

Slips candy canes into dog food

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows me too well

[thatgothgirluknow]

tells santa when kids do bad things

[Abyssal Echo]

Puts sand in santa's cookies

[thatgothgirluknow]

poisoned the reindeer

[Sailor Mars]

Ate the reindeer

[thatgothgirluknow]

walks on clouds while eating pudding

[thatgothgirluknow]

:eek: is really a zombie pretending to be a kid in a online chat

[Sailor Mars]

Has ridden a giraffe into the sunset before

[thatgothgirluknow]

stole her giraffe and sold it to the FBI

[KeeganW]

really lives in wisconsin

[thatgothgirluknow]

is my neighbor in wisconsin

[Vermilion]

Gave me a pit puppy :)

[thatgothgirluknow]

gave me their cat for my pit puppy

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in a pit with hundreds of cats

[Sailor Mars]

sent his dogs on her 100 cats

[Vermilion]

Is one of the cats

[Sailor Mars]

Eats Christmas cookies year round 24/7

[northy]

Has 16 flying cats in the cupboard

[thatgothgirluknow]

is in love with your mom

[Sailor Mars]

Loved Barbie dolls

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole Harry Potters broom

[lliam]

His inner clock may have to be readjusted, cause he howls the sun instead of the moon.

[Sailor Mars]

^nice

Is the one that put water on mars for shits n giggles

[KeeganW]

gets up every morning early to watch the sun rise

[Abyssal Echo]

Blacked out her windows so she couldn't see the sunrise

[northy]

Owns apple.

[Leon03]

Is a female Eskimo who tries to cover her identity

[Sailor Mars]

lives in a giant sausage

[Bubbawhack]

Is Nicholas Cage

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Nicholas Cages unicorn

[northy]

Eats unicorn horns in secret.

[KeeganW]

goes to school at Hogwarts

[Abyssal Echo]

Is really J K (@KeeganW) Rowling

[thatgothgirluknow]

is planning to murder my next door neighbor

[Abyssal Echo]

Gave me the neighbors key and alarm code

[thatgothgirluknow]

realizes that my neighbors have no key or alarm

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Sirius Blacks little brother

[thatgothgirluknow]

kissed my boy friend under the missile toe

[Abyssal Echo]

Held the mistletoe while I kissed her boyfriend

[KeeganW]

hates mistletoe

[Sailor Mars]

loves cleaning

[KeeganW]

knows I don't but likes to help :)

[Abyssal Echo]

Likes to cuddle 2 headed baby rattlesnakes

[ImCoolBeans]

Eats wood chips

[Abyssal Echo]

Uses pages out of his textbooks to make paper airplanes

[ImCoolBeans]

Breaks out dancing in elevators because he is so passionate about elevator music.

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns a dog walking service in China

[MathewB NL]

owns a dog serving restaurant in China

[playfull-qt]

his undies say "made in China" on the tag

[Abyssal Echo]

Was born in China on the last day in the year of the monkey

[Microcosm]

Is actually a highly esteemed member of the Ku-Klux Klan

[Jinglebottom]

Had fox meat for dinner.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is related to Ozzy Osborne

[Sailor Mars]

Is related to Edgar Allan Poe

[Abyssal Echo]

Is married to Putin's little sister.

[Vermilion]

Owns lots of cats

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the infamous crazy cat lady that lives outside Detroit

[KeeganW]

is the Wizard of Oz

[Sailor Mars]

Throws his skateboards at his brother

[KeeganW]

walks on the wild side :)

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all my secrets

[KeeganW]

knows all my secrets

[Sailor Mars]

Knows everybodiess secrets

[Abyssal Echo]

Posted all her secrets on Tumblr

[Sailor Mars]

Believes I have a tumblr

[Bubbawhack]

Is tumblr

[KeeganW]

flips pancakes at IHOP for a living

[Sailor Mars]

Goes to Ihop for every single meal every day

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns 49.9% of Ihop

[Sailor Mars]

Spends his days watching the stock market

[Bubbawhack]

Plans to crash to stock market for phase one of their takeover of the United States to revert to communism

[Gustavo_Owns]

Secretly believes in Santa Claus

[lliam]

Wears ffive underpants.

[Abyssal Echo]

Time travels with Doctor Who

[Sailor Mars]

Rides dragons

[Gustavo_Owns]

Is the Doctor and lost his tardis

[Sailor Mars]

Painted the police box red (cuz bruuuu jk jk)

[fighterpilot360]

first painted the police box blue

[Vermilion]

has a private army

[Sailor Mars]

Is part assassin

[Jinglebottom]

Lives on Mars.

[Gustavo_Owns]

Lives on Jupiter

[Sailor Mars]

Burns his doctor who CDs and apparel

[Gustavo_Owns]

Hates Peter Capaldi

[MathewB NL]

is a vampire

[Jinglebottom]

Likes to swim with crocodiles.

[MathewB NL]

doesn't like to fap

[Gustavo_Owns]

Fap 9x a day

[Jinglebottom]

Types using his toes.

[MathewB NL]

thinks about kissing a tree

[Gustavo_Owns]

Kissed the toe of a tree

[Abyssal Echo]

Planted a tree on the dark side of the moon

[KeeganW]

wears an elf costume around the house

[lliam]

threw his pooping baby cousin out of the Window of his room (26th floor) but didn't work for the poop there were upwinds

[Sailor Mars]

speaks 57 languages fluently

[Gustavo_Owns]

Married an eagle

[Sailor Mars]

married himself

[Exocet]

Planned to hijack air force one.

[Sailor Mars]

Is from the future and went back in time to start the French revolution

[Emerald Dream]

^dreams about singing love songs to Donald Trump^

[Jinglebottom]

Is a flamingo pretending to be a woman on the internet.

[Exocet]

Is a nice belly dancer. :yeah:

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a flaming troll that lives under a bridge

[Sailor Mars]

Has 7 diff accounts on here, all relating to canned spinach

[Abyssal Echo]

Is an English professor at Xavier University

[Sailor Mars]

Is a bald man in a wheelchair that can read minds and also is the headmaster of a large school who holds and homes supernatural mutated humans

[KeeganW]

has stolen Justin Beiber poster over her bed

[Exocet]

Goes ghetto faster than anyone else.

[ImCoolBeans]

Drinks milk out of a ziplock bag with a corner cut off because you don't trust the cartons

[Exocet]

Hates VT ! À la guillotine ! *just kidding*

[thatgothgirluknow]

is really a time traveler from the 1900's

[Sailor Mars]

Really loves pink and barbie dolls

[Dalton_Holt]

Is secretly a potato.

[ImCoolBeans]

Eats live fish for dinner

[Jinglebottom]

Types using his toes.

[Sailor Mars]

Types using his nose hairs

[KeeganW]

is psychic,,,, doesn't have to type at all

[fighterpilot360]

thinks hes psychic but is actually psychotic

[lliam]

Will be sent to Mars soon, without a return ticket cause he messed it up with the principals daughter.

[fighterpilot360]

will be the first monkey on pluto

[lliam]

will be my human-pet on pluto.

[fighterpilot360]

will go to pluto with no suit

[Sailor Mars]

Spends most of his days with an astronaut suit on

[fighterpilot360]

gave me the suit

[Sailor Mars]

Flies in space ships and F-22s with the suit

[fighterpilot360]

wants to fly with me

[Sailor Mars]

Trusts me with flying :P

[fighterpilot360]

has flown before

[Abyssal Echo]

Gets lost in his back yard

[fighterpilot360]

gave me the map that i followed when i got lost

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a female Liger

[fighterpilot360]

is a male liger

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a sidewalk burrito vendor in Tripoli

[fighterpilot360]

is a regular customer at my burrito cart

[Jinglebottom]

Lives in Tripoli.

[ZACK0]

We fucked for several years until one day he orgasmd to death ahahahaha

[fighterpilot360]

makes love to his pillow every night

[Abyssal Echo]

Gave him a special boyfriend pillow

[fighterpilot360]

his donkey made love to the dragon in his sig

[Abyssal Echo]

Pees on the neighbors flowers.

[fighterpilot360]

poops inside like a dog

[Abyssal Echo]

Blew up ISIS's bank in Iraq

[fighterpilot360]

deposited money in ISIS's bank last week

[Abyssal Echo]

Has three eyes

[Sailor Mars]

has 1 (illuminati confirmed)

[Abyssal Echo]

has a house on Saturn

[cdegennaro2001]

is half human half lobster

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying ant

[lliam]

Prefers rather moonings than the original full moon for howling.

[fighterpilot360]

puts poop on his smores

[Jinglebottom]

Is a dog that quacks.

[RiHouse]

smokes weed while listening to Janis Joplin on a daily basis

[Abyssal Echo]

sells hot water bottles in Siberia

[Bubbawhack]

Is a hot water bottle in siberia

[Jinglebottom]

Has sunbathed in Northern Siberia during January.

[KeeganW]

vacations in Northern Siberia in January

[Sailor Mars]

Lives in New York and sells churros to tourists

[Bubbawhack]

Is a tourist that likes to buy churros while on vacation to siberia in January

[Jinglebottom]

Searches for gold in North Siberian mines.

[Vermilion]

Searches for gold with me every year in June in the siberian mines

[Jinglebottom]

Has found gold ores in said mines.

[lliam]

If he touches you, that turns you into gold. That's the reason why so many statues of girls standing around in his palace.

[Sailor Mars]

Has a basement filled with pirates treasure

[Abyssal Echo]

Has a basement full of ghost chillis and refried beans

[Gustavo_Owns]

Has a basement full of kidnapped waitresses... Very Creative...

[Abyssal Echo]

Kidnapped the waitresses

[Bubbawhack]

IS THE WAITRESS :eek:

[Abyssal Echo]

Uses an ultralight to deliver pancakes in the Australian outback

[warbit]

Is a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream....

[Abyssal Echo]

Dreams of the day she can sell all the stolen airplane parts that are hidden in her basement

[Falcons_11]

Has gerbils for pets.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is really a talking gerbil

[West Coast Sheriff]

Has eaten people

[Abyssal Echo]

helped Falcons 11 shuck oysters for playfull-qt