Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole her teeth to get money from the tooth fairy

[Vermilion]

belives in the tooth fairy

[KeeganW]

is the tooth fairy

[Vermilion]

Woke up to find me taking his old teeth

[Just JT]

Pulled out his own teeth to get all the gold and silver to sell to buy dentures

[Vermilion]

I don't have any fillings or gold teeth :P

won words worst child award 15 years in a role !

Nan love ya man

[Sailor Mars]

Has a full gold grill

[Vermilion]

walks around NYC naked

[wolf g]

nah fall in a hole e front of every one

[Vermilion]

Is really a man

[Sailor Mars]

Is really an alien

[playfull-qt]

shoplifts and hides the stolen goods in her panties

[Drewboyy]

Loves to jump in strangers pools for fun

[KeeganW]

sits at bedroom window watching neighbors pools

[Sailor Mars]

Wants to marry his neighbors dog

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Hillary's maid

[MarsReid]

^Is funny

[Abyssal Echo]

Plays golf with Obama

[playfull-qt]

peed himself while sitting on Santa's lap when he was 11

[KeeganW]

^ will be Santa's helper at the mall this year

[Just JT]

Are illegal immigrant elves posing as Santas helpers

[KeeganW]

^ head Elf, keeps all us younger elves in line

[Abyssal Echo]

Can't read

[Vermilion]

Can't do any building

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates me

[Vermilion]

Hates me more

[Abyssal Echo]

Has never touched building supplies

[Sailor Mars]

Has hammers has hands

[Vermilion]

Owns a nuclear weapon

[Sailor Mars]

Is Kim Jong Un

[Tris]

Is a reptilian that is spying on us all for all the other reptilians that own the world

[Sailor Mars]

Is a sneople king that rules the diamond authority

Congrats if u get that reference

[KeeganW]

writes best lyrics under her bed

[Abyssal Echo]

Sleeps on a bed of nails

[KeeganW]

wears socks 3 days in a row

[Vermilion]

Doesn't shower naked

[KeeganW]

doesn't shower at all :):)

[Just JT]

Makes "NO SKATEBOARDING ALLOWED" signs for the local prisons

[Sailor Mars]

Hangs them up around Philadelphia

[KeeganW]

writes mushy love songs on the side

[Sailor Mars]

lmao

Helps me write them

[KeeganW]

:) writes them while snuggling

[Just JT]

Skateboards in the little kiddie playgrounds to impress the little kids

[KeeganW]

gets noticed on the teeter totter at the little kids playground

[Vermilion]

wears same underwear for a month

[Sailor Mars]

Showers with rubber ducks

[Vermilion]

Watches me shower

[Sailor Mars]

Makes his mom cut his pancakes into cat shapes

[Just JT]

Makes her mom cat burgers in the shape of a cat

[KeeganW]

grills cats, which really are in the shape of cats

[Sailor Mars]

Serves cat burgers in TJs bar

[Vermilion]

Gets rescue cats as food

[Sailor Mars]

Drives a delivery truck that holds drugs

[Vermilion]

Is the biggest buyer of my drugs

[Sailor Mars]

Is actually the Mexican police chief

[Abyssal Echo]

Digs tunnels for Mexican drug lords

[Vermilion]

Sells me guns to keep my drugs moving

[Sailor Mars]

Is a hit man that helps the Cartel

[Abyssal Echo]

builds my warehouses

[Sailor Mars]

Keeps elephants in his warehouses

[Vermilion]

Helps me maintain the guns I buy

[Abyssal Echo]

Sold me the elephants

[Vermilion]

Would hate to meet me

[Hunhura]

Has brains:D 😂

[Sailor Mars]

damnnnn no chill lol

Lives on mars

[Vermilion]

Is very fat

[Sailor Mars]

Is a professional diver

[Vermilion]

Doesn't like me

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates me

[KeeganW]

spit on me last week

[Just JT]

Stole spooked the cat from JT's bar last time they left cause we ain't seen it sinse then

[Sailor Mars]

Actually has Spooked the cat in the basement to turn into a burger

[Abyssal Echo]

was the first person in line at JT's bar for a cat burger

[Just JT]

Helped make the cat burger by hand that's served at JT's bar

[Sailor Mars]

Doesn't own an awesome bar

[eric2001]

She has never been in a bodega.

[Sailor Mars]

Doesn't know what a bodega is

[Jinglebottom]

Is actually a 45 year old man.

[KeeganW]

actually looks like that sims avatar

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cook at JT's bar

[KeeganW]

dumb enough to eat at JT's bar :)

[Abyssal Echo]

Helped twin build JT's bar

[KeeganW]

installed all the plumbing at JT's bar

[Abyssal Echo]

Issued the plumbing permits for JT's bar

[Vermilion]

Help me and KeeganW and keenan do the electrics at the bar

[Abyssal Echo]

Wants my help because he knows nothing about construction.

[KeeganW]

only tool ever used was a bottle opener

[Abyssal Echo]

Took the bottle opener cuz I was using it wrong

[KeeganW]

gave me the beer bottle too :)

[Abyssal Echo]

got caught drinking the beer

[KeeganW]

let me hide out at his house

[Sailor Mars]

Sleeps in my basement

[KeeganW]

hangs out in the basement with me

[Sailor Mars]

Steals my shoes

[KeeganW]

steals my hoodies

[Sailor Mars]

I would :P

Ate my homework

[KeeganW]

^have to find it first :)

copies off my tests

[Sailor Mars]

Rigged my calculator

[KeeganW]

steals AA batteries

[Sailor Mars]

Helps me steal them from the bodega

[Abyssal Echo]

Her band is playing at JT's bar tonight

[Sailor Mars]

Is actually a wolf furry

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells hash brownies at school

[Sailor Mars]

Buys my hash browns

[playfull-qt]

Modeled diapers when she was a baby

[Abyssal Echo]

Gives free lap dances to Pomeranians in central park

[KeeganW]

lines up with his dogs in central park so they can get lap dances

[Abyssal Echo]

takes videos of the lap dances and posts them on you tube

[Sailor Mars]

Watches them and obsesses over them

[KeeganW]

totally unemotional

[Sailor Mars]

Loves me being unemotional

[KeeganW]

loves my total lack of musical talent

[drhalsey1]

Is super ugly and rude

[Sailor Mars]

Is actually named Nitsuj

[KeeganW]

has gift of reading minds to know peoples nick names

[Sailor Mars]

Hates the fall

[Abyssal Echo]

Chased JT out of town

[KeeganW]

punches me every time he sees me

[drhalsey1]

Is ugly due to being punched

[KeeganW]

likes to fight

[Abyssal Echo]

has an apartment in London

[SkyClad33605]

Takes a wild turkey out for a night on the town, dinner, movie, dancing, classy stuff, etc, before slaughtering it for Thanksgiving dinner.

[Sailor Mars]

Is the turkey he slaughters

[Abyssal Echo]

Catches rattlesnakes in death valley to sell to JT's Cafe

[Vermilion]

Doesn't have any dogs :P

[Abyssal Echo]

Spent most of the night plastered to the kitchen ceiling :P

[Bubbawhack]

Celebrated New Years in the Place of Thanksgiving last thursday

[Bubbawhack]

Is the turkey he slaughters

Solid Plot twist

[KeeganW]

dropped that flip on the floor in his pic

[Sailor Mars]

Is obsessed with card houses

[Bubbawhack]

brews kombucha ... on the moon

[Vermilion]

Never posted on vt

[carolinae]

Thinks people should have mute buttons.

[Vermilion]

Not a lie !

Only eats cold cat food

[Abyssal Echo]

gives away old cold dried out cat food to homeless people

[Vermilion]

Sells dog meat

[Abyssal Echo]

spends all his free time hiding in kitchen cupboards

[Vermilion]

hates the idea of us meeting

[Abyssal Echo]

Really doesn't like me

[Vermilion]

Wishes he was in bed with me

[Abyssal Echo]

Spends all his time writing notes on bricks

[Vermilion]

Has met KeeganW

[Abyssal Echo]

Spends his weekends surfing in Hawaii

[Vermilion]

Has met me

[TheLivingLie]

Saved 30 children from an orphanage during world war 2

[Abyssal Echo]

Snowboards in southern Iraq

[KeeganW]

taught me how to drive :)

[Abyssal Echo]

Traded his skateboard for a new post face

[KeeganW]

knows where everybody lives who posts in the arcade, even if they don't give it up and tell him

[drhalsey1]

Knows exactly where I live

[KeeganW]

working on jumping a plane to London

[Abyssal Echo]

Hijacked the plane for Justin

[KeeganW]

collects unusual dust bunnies

[HahaWaitWhat]

Rides a skateboard made of unusual dust bunnies.

[Abyssal Echo]

Sleeps on a bed of nails

[lacey02]

Swallowed cherry seeds and really has a cherry tree growing in his gut!

[Bluebyrd]

Has a magic shoe lace tier

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns a tree house in Death Valley

[Sailor Mars]

Lives in the Bermuda triangle

[Abyssal Echo]

Runs an underwater alien base in the Bermuda triangle

[KeeganW]

sleeps in our basement on weekends

[Just JT]

Wants me to sleep in your basement on weekends

[KeeganW]

Has his own key to the house

[Vermilion]

See each other every day

[Abyssal Echo]

Doesn't know anything about construction

[Sailor Mars]

Hates everyone here

[Sheilae]

Murdered his neighbours little kid back then at the playground when they where six.

[Sailor Mars]

her*

Is a 40 year old man that lives in swamps in Australia

[lliam]

Murdered her parents that she has stuffed draped in the living room on the couch by the big window on the front, so that the neighbors won't notice the disappearance of her parents.

Meanwhile, this strategy is obsolete because the neighbor's kids followed her example. So, there are just stuffed parents in every house on the street because of her.

[Sailor Mars]

what the fuck

Is an alien that controls our world through advanced computer technology

[Abyssal Echo]

Invented the advanced computer technology and sold to the aliens

[Vermilion]

Sold his dogs for a cat

[Abyssal Echo]

Ate a bag of plaster for breakfast

[lacey02]

tastes cat food for fun and then chases his tail and growls like a rabid dog.

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells iguana burritos in downtown Tehran

[playfull-qt]

Loves to eat iguana burritos while visiting Tehran

[Vermilion]

Only goes out on Halloween

[Abyssal Echo]

Is really Amanda's younger sister

[Sheilae]

her*

Is a 40 year old man that lives in swamps in Australia
I'm sorry. Also *her for me xD

[Sailor Mars]

thats the lie...

Is actually a baby wallaby

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Blackjack dealer at the MGM Grand casino

[Atlantis]

Is a flight attendant

[Abyssal Echo]

Gets lost in his own room

[Atlantis]

Will take over the world some day

[Jinglebottom]

Is actually a girl called Regina.

[Atlantis]

Is secretly the Prime Minister in disguise

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Obama's little sister

[KeeganW]

is expert on crime scene DNA

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns the chamber of secrets

[KeeganW]

knows everybodys secrets :)

[Atlantis]

stole the philosopher's/sorcerer's stone

[Sailor Mars]

Hates the christmas theme

[Abyssal Echo]

Only posts in P101

[playfull-qt]

Collects reindeer poop during Christmas then sells it on line as "chocolate covered raisins".

[Abyssal Echo]

Likes to start pillow fights in the boys locker room.

[playfull-qt]

Has hand painted pictures of our last naked pillow fight hanging in his room.

[Atlantis]

Hates giraffes

[Jinglebottom]

Looks nearly identical to Spongebob.

[Atlantis]

Is a sim.

[Vermilion]

Shot his friend Lennie (off mice and men spoiler)