Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Sailor Mars]

Rides bikes with 20 cats in his basket

[KeeganW]

drops water balloons on the hipsters walking by

[Just JT]

Has bottle rocket wars wth Isis wannabes

[Abyssal Echo]

Eats fried worms and chocolate covered crickets for breakfast

[Just JT]

Thems the best!!:)

Burns Harry potter wannabes with his fire shooting breath like in his avitar

[Abyssal Echo]

uses bible paper to roll his cigarettes

[Sailor Mars]

Was raised by wolves

[Just JT]

That's a fuckin sin bro!!
Your cheap to!!
Use zig zag ok?

Uses leaves off a tree to wipe themselves after taking a poop in the woods

[Abyssal Echo]

That's a fuckin sin bro!!
Your cheap to!!
Use zig zag ok?

Uses leaves off a tree to wipe themselves after taking a poop in the woods

I dunno if its a sin but it's not cool.

Tried to do the same but used poison ivy instead of a leaf

[SkyClad33605]

can burp the national anthem of any country

[Vermilion]

Thinks everyone on vt is odd

[Just JT]

Thinks everyone on vt thinks he is odd

[Abyssal Echo]

Thinks that I'm a fire breathing dragon

[Sailor Mars]

Speaks sign language to horses

[KeeganW]

knows sign language in spanish

[Abyssal Echo]

Steals skateboards from little kids

[KeeganW]

buys used skateboards from me all the time

[Abyssal Echo]

Thinks he's the Czar of Iraq

[KeeganW]

smuggles oil out of Iraq and sells it on black market

[Sailor Mars]

Buys the oil and slips it in people's food

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a crazy cat lady

[KeeganW]

loves cats :):)

[playfull-qt]

Takes baths with his rubber ducky

[SkyClad33605]

Has only ever had a romantic relationship with a Kermit the frog puppet.

[Melodic]

Is a child of a werewolf and a vampire

[Abyssal Echo]

Brings her baby blanket to all of her auditions

[Melodic]

(I actually know someone who does that but with performances. :lol:)

is really a 40 year old creeper

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the ghost of Tsar Nicholas

[Just JT]

Stole Spookey the cat from JT's cafe' and Bar!!

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells burritos made from mystery meat on the streets of East LA

[Exocet]

Is Jesus.

[SkyClad33605]

Is Longinus

[playfull-qt]

rode the tea-cup ride at Disney naked

[Exocet]

Plans to nuke the white house with Irans help.

[Raees Adams]

Has a penis for a nose

[Vermilion]

Bumped into the Queen when shopping in £1 land

[Sailor Mars]

Has a dress made out of razor scooters

[Vermilion]

Is a horrible school nurse

[SkyClad33605]

Can breathe fire. No, not exhale fire, just inhale only.

[Sailor Mars]

Eats those weird berries off the ground

[Raees Adams]

Can jump and stay in the air for 3 minutes

[SkyClad33605]

Lives in a pineapple under the couch.

[Vermilion]

Is in charge of the USA money printing

[Sailor Mars]

Has absolutely no gains

[SkyClad33605]

Is secretly jealous of us in the suburbs.

[project_icarus]

Is the mastermind of the illuminati.

[Sailor Mars]

Is secretly jealous of us in the suburbs.

Yooooo im donneeeeee :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is secretly a member of KISS

[Melodic]

wears her clothes inside out

[Sailor Mars]

Wears underwear over her clothes connected to suspenders

[KeeganW]

very shy and quiet

[Sailor Mars]

Flips off elderly women everyday

[Just JT]

Sells fisher cats as seeing eye dogs to the blind

[Sailor Mars]

Eats fish food

[Just JT]

Swims wit da fishes

[Sailor Mars]

Bruhh
Was wacked at the age of 5

[Just JT]

Was wackin' at 5

[Sailor Mars]

Not far tbh
Means much disrespect towards the don

[playfull-qt]

Is planning to steal the Garfield Balloon from the NYC Thanksgiving Parade

[Vermilion]

Loves guys asking penis Size questions

[KeeganW]

can juggle while riding a unicycle

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells blind seeing eye dogs to drug dealers

[Sethmurphy17]

Chops up people and serves it in chile. lolz

[Vermilion]

wears female underwear

[playfull-qt]

Stole my undies from me while I was sleeping and had the framed so he could hang them on the wall in his room

[Miscreant]

Leaves undies laying around for people to steal

[KeeganW]

wears wool undies off that sheep

[Vermilion]

wears wool undies off that sheep

wears dirty underwear

[KeeganW]

keeps track of other peoples undies

[SkyClad33605]

Is actually 75 pairs of undies pretending to be a human male.

[Sailor Mars]

Lives on a cloud

[Vermilion]

Thinks I'm cute

[Person123the]

Likes to feed others from his mouth (like a bird, not going into details)

[Vermilion]

Hates chelsea

[Sailor Mars]

Thinks water is spicy

[Vermilion]

Hates vt

[Sailor Mars]

Rips off the bottoms of his shoes to feel more connected to the earth

[KeeganW]

likes country music

[Sailor Mars]

omfg dont go there

Throws skateboards at kittens

[KeeganW]

not loyal to family at all

[Sailor Mars]

Wears his shoes on his head and his hats on his feet

[Abyssal Echo]

Dances with the devil under the pale moon light

[KeeganW]

introduces everybody to the devil ;)

[Sailor Mars]

Is one of the devils booty calls :lol:

[Abyssal Echo]

Has bungee jumped off of Trump tower

[Sailor Mars]

Drives dump trucks cross country

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows all KeeganW secrets

[SkyClad33605]

Is the reincarnation of Napoleon

[Sailor Mars]

Actually lives in Cuba and sells cocaine

[SkyClad33605]

Buys Cuban cocaine at an embarrassing mark-up

[Sailor Mars]

Stuffs cocaine in their ear in order to get through in the airport

[SkyClad33605]

totally has a massive crush on me

[Sailor Mars]

Is having an affair with the president

[Let Me Be a Pony]

Is racist.

[Vermilion]

Is a warLord

[Melodic]

left the country due to trouble with the law

[Sailor Mars]

Is a master warlock and it only took 2 weeks of not bathing or leaving the room

[project_icarus]

Is not a fucking legend

[Sailor Mars]

Didn't used to get calls on his cellphone

[KeeganW]

lives in Wisconsin

[Abyssal Echo]

Tried shipping himself to London

[Sailor Mars]

lives in a sailboat out at sea eating nothing but barnacles off the under of his boat

[Exocet]

Kim Jong un!

[Sailor Mars]

Eats grenades for breakfast...






















Without any milk

[SkyClad33605]

Died on Mars

[Sailor Mars]

Sells ganja on the low low

[playfull-qt]

stuffs her bra

[Sailor Mars]

Foking nice

Writes conservative feminist women's magazines

[Abyssal Echo]

Dances with wolves in Siberia

[Vermilion]

Wishes we had never met :P

[Miscreant]

Lives underwater

[Vermilion]

Is a sheep

[Miscreant]

Likes moldy bread.

[Sailor Mars]

Is a spooky scary skeleton

[Vermilion]

Is 9ft 5 man

[Miscreant]

Is an only child.

[Sailor Mars]

Is a high ranked drug dealer

[Abyssal Echo]

Is one of his suppliers

[Vermilion]

Is a Male stripper

[Sailor Mars]

Throws money at him at his shows

[Vermilion]

Works with him :P

[Sailor Mars]

noice

Is the hunchback of notre dame

[Vermilion]

Hates vt

[Sailor Mars]

Hates everything

[playfull-qt]

has 3 nipples

[Sailor Mars]

Has 17

[lliam]

Loves to play poker with Georgie, Amalia and Rodrigues. But that Amalia smokes big fat Havanas like 10 chimneys the hour freaks her always out. Thats why she suffers from smokophobia.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a black jack dealer that deals cards from the bottom of the deck

[KeeganW]

has a bad gambling addiction

[playfull-qt]

Thinks pulling his penis will stretch it and make it longer

[Abyssal Echo]

Gave KeeganW the idea

[Vermilion]

Also tired it and it worked !

[Abyssal Echo]

Actually lives on a small island near Australia

[Vermilion]

Sleeps with all his dogs on one bed

[Abyssal Echo]

:lol3: I thought you were supposed to tell an insane lie twin
I used to let all my dogs sleep with me.

Owns the rights to Top Gear

[KeeganW]

Gave KeeganW the idea

Mattie always gives good advice :):) jk

[Sailor Mars]

Is a horrible person

[KeeganW]

Likes horrible people

[Abyssal Echo]

Likes people that like horrible people

[Sailor Mars]

Is an 82 year old who kidnaps dogs and feeds them peanut butter from a spork every day

[Abyssal Echo]

Is one of the dogs I kidnapped

[drhalsey1]

Kidnaps people too

[Sailor Mars]

woof motherfucker

Fml I was ninjad hard

Sells iPads for the low low but the iPads are actually cover ups for his crack busienss

[Vermilion]

Sells catnip to druggy cats

[playfull-qt]

hangs mistletoe from his belt on Christmas

[Vermilion]

hangs mistletoe from his belt on Christmas

If only :P

Kiss under the mistletoe

[playfull-qt]

If only :P

Kiss under the mistletoe

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

[Vermilion]

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

On Halloween sneaks into my room

[Sailor Mars]

Wears a gas mask just so he can go around asking people if they're his mommy

[KeeganW]

Wears a gas mask just so he can go around asking people if they're his mommy

didn't you mean "mummy" hahahaha :pump:

[Sailor Mars]

didn't you mean "mummy" hahahaha :pump:
that's some spooky shit right there :lol:

Hates me

[KeeganW]

lies about me hating her

[Sailor Mars]

Hates his dad

[playfull-qt]

loves Keegan's Dad

[KeeganW]

doesn't know how to kiss

[Sailor Mars]

Wants to have a moonlit dinner by the seine river with playfull-qt

[playfull-qt]

Wants to pay for the insanely expensive dinner then join us afterward

[Sailor Mars]

lol

Is part of a traveling mariachi ban

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the ghost of Blackbeard

[Fushigi]

werewolf :O

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells paper dragons in Moscow

[Vermilion]

Wears a gas mask just so he can go around asking people if they're his mommy


Dr Who ! That one scared me when it came out
:whoops:

Abyssal Echo goes to old people's homes on Halloween dressed as the grim reaper

[Abyssal Echo]

twin Stalks people then posts all their secrets

[ImCoolBeans]

Abyssal Echo only eats raccoon meat

[Sailor Mars]

Only eats baked beans

[Vermilion]

Only leaves her house on Halloween

[Abyssal Echo]

Passes out old used Christmas cards instead of candy

[eric2001]

Can fart on key to any song you can name.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Mikes ImCoolBeans little sister

[Sailor Mars]

is twin 's twin

[ImCoolBeans]

Sweats gatorade like they do in the commercials

[Sailor Mars]

noice

Knows Bush's baked beans secret recipe

[Abyssal Echo]

Got the info about ImCoolBeans by stalking twins posts

[Vermilion]

Only joint vt to get a high post count

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen surfing naked near the great barrier reef

[Vermilion]

was last seen surfing naked near the great barrier reef

Secret :yeah::P

doesn't have any dogs

[Abyssal Echo]

Steals dogs from rescue shelters

[KeeganW]

got busted for letting one of his dogs poop on white house lawn, easy to find his file in secret service file room because of "evidence" still in it

[Vermilion]

Hate English people called Thomas

[Sailor Mars]

Hates American people called Keegan

[drhalsey1]

Hates people in general

[Sailor Mars]

That's not a complete lie :lol:

Wants to be a garbage man for the rest of his life

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates everyone

[KeeganW]

Hates music

[Abyssal Echo]

Scares little kids and steals their candy..... shares some with twin then sells the rest to TJreversed

[Sailor Mars]

Is a werewolf that ate people tonight

[playfull-qt]

Painted herself blue and tried to sneak into Citi Field for the World Series claiming to be the Met's mascot.

[Just JT]

You and Abyssal Echo are making a stash of techno weapons to launch a hostile take over of GovTeen...

[Tris]

They assassinated the president of the United States because they are a russian spy that worships satan

[Vermilion]

Is also a Russian spy

[KeeganW]

werewolf of London

[Sailor Mars]

Is headless and rides a horse around throwing eggs at people

[Vermilion]

Is really an skeleton

[Sailor Mars]

Is really a World War I survivor with burns from mustard gas

[KeeganW]

wears a lot of pink

[Vermilion]

Wears a dress all year

[Abyssal Echo]

gave him the dress

[Sailor Mars]

Bought a lingerie for himself

[KeeganW]

borrows twin lingerie

[Sailor Mars]

lmao u funny fam

Gave out rubber ducks instead of candy

[Vermilion]

Lost all her Teath to the candy