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Daniella98
September 15th, 2015, 01:06 AM
Has several mustaches made from her pubic hair to wear on helloween

Miserabilia
September 15th, 2015, 08:30 AM
watches every episode of spongebob every week

Vermilion
September 15th, 2015, 10:29 AM
watches every episode of spongebob every week

hates me. ( hope it's not true)

Just JT
September 15th, 2015, 10:46 AM
He's a hard core kiddie porn producer haha!!

Vermilion
September 15th, 2015, 11:09 AM
Is a camera man for me :P

Just JT
September 15th, 2015, 11:13 AM
Wishes I was his personal nude camera man

Vermilion
September 15th, 2015, 11:51 AM
Is a woman

Just JT
September 15th, 2015, 11:52 AM
Always tells the truth

Stronk Serb
September 15th, 2015, 12:48 PM
Is an Ottoman pasha

Just JT
September 15th, 2015, 12:51 PM
Is an American capitolistic pig!!

KeeganW
September 20th, 2015, 07:44 AM
really is captain underpants

Vermilion
September 20th, 2015, 07:49 AM
Stalks me

KeeganW
September 20th, 2015, 07:52 AM
would like to have a stalker of his own

Vermilion
September 20th, 2015, 07:53 AM
Is really keenan

Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 01:52 PM
Does not look anything like his brother at all, in fact people think they aren't even brothers

Vermilion
September 21st, 2015, 02:03 PM
Does not look anything like his brother at all, in fact people think they aren't even brothers

I have an older brother not just my twin :P

never sent me pics from his camping trip

Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 02:06 PM
Got all kinds of pics and link to my diary with them also and told me to jump off a bridge and don't email him ever again!!

Pat the Bunny
September 21st, 2015, 02:11 PM
Frequently wonders what it would be like to be a intelligent sea-sponge, being alive for years, not able to do anything.

Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 02:16 PM
Seems out the dark place for the sheer enjoyment of tyring to brighten up the surroundings only to be disappointed by the fact he only has one wet match so he looks for 2 pieces of dry wood to rub together in the dark to start a fire, then realizes he's rubbing the wrong stick and is embarrassed be his own burning actions

Vermilion
September 21st, 2015, 02:27 PM
Is a troll

Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 03:31 PM
Is am Isis recruiter

KeeganW
September 21st, 2015, 06:33 PM
Is afraid of the outdoors

Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 06:34 PM
Masterbate sin the principals bathroom at school

KeeganW
September 21st, 2015, 06:43 PM
^ hangs around the principals bathroom a lot

Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 07:13 PM
Has their picture on the wall at the post office and town hall

KeeganW
September 21st, 2015, 08:31 PM
wanted in 3 states, unwanted in the rest :):)

hesaidhesaid
September 24th, 2015, 06:55 AM
Dated 13 girls and got dumped by all 13 ;)

sqishy
September 25th, 2015, 07:36 PM
Has eaten pistacio nuts with toothpaste on top of a large lemon, all at once.

eric2001
September 25th, 2015, 08:16 PM
Has never had a beer on St. Pat's day.

Sailor Mars
September 25th, 2015, 09:07 PM
Has never had an Irish Cream on St Pats day

playfull-qt
September 26th, 2015, 12:44 AM
Wears Boston red sox panties

Vermilion
September 26th, 2015, 01:37 AM
Is really a man :yes:

Just JT
September 26th, 2015, 05:28 AM
Runs naked in front of the church on Sunday's

KeeganW
September 26th, 2015, 08:16 AM
had personal meeting with the Pope

Vermilion
September 26th, 2015, 08:17 AM
Doesn't like me

KeeganW
September 26th, 2015, 08:36 AM
doesn't like anybody

Vermilion
September 26th, 2015, 08:39 AM
Wishes we never met

KeeganW
September 26th, 2015, 08:43 AM
makes lousy desserts

Vermilion
September 26th, 2015, 08:44 AM
Can't even dress himself :P

Sailor Mars
September 26th, 2015, 08:50 AM
Takes baths outside wth a hose

KeeganW
September 26th, 2015, 08:58 AM
wants to give Tom a bath

Sailor Mars
September 26th, 2015, 08:59 AM
Has bathed with elephants before

playfull-qt
September 27th, 2015, 10:49 PM
Runs naked through the NYC subway tunnels

Sailor Mars
September 27th, 2015, 11:05 PM
Shitttt tempting :P
Puts the milk before the cereal

Abyssal Echo
September 27th, 2015, 11:18 PM
Is really a beach bum from Cali

CirclesAndSquares
September 28th, 2015, 02:28 PM
Is Santa's fuck boy

Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 02:40 PM
Bends straight lines to make circles and squares

Vermilion
September 28th, 2015, 02:47 PM
watches my every move

Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:07 PM
is really a blind rabbit

Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:10 PM
Nope, I don't miss a bet actally

Is a secret cooperative for Isis

Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:12 PM
Lives in the walls of my apt

Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:16 PM
Lives in the gutters on NYC

Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:20 PM
Hah close enough

only eats hot dogs and mac&cheese

Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:21 PM
Not far behind ya haha!!

Eats oatmeal for all meals

Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:23 PM
Ugh can barely stand the stuff.

Is actually Kanye West and is gonna run for president

Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:26 PM
Is really from Zimbabwe posing as a girl but really an imposter male that's wishing he was a girl so he could have a twisted troll stalk him on line and tease him

Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:28 PM
holy shit the edge
Is really a puzzle piece wishing it could find the rest of it's family

Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:31 PM
Is a lost skittle squashed in the street

BlueNoteGuy
September 29th, 2015, 01:26 PM
Is a peppa pig enthusiast who regularly starts fights with bronies.

Sailor Mars
September 29th, 2015, 01:54 PM
Doesn't actually have a flat

Vermilion
September 29th, 2015, 02:30 PM
is a Russian sptt

Sailor Mars
September 29th, 2015, 03:00 PM
Is a pre school teacher

KeeganW
September 29th, 2015, 07:47 PM
lives in Wisconsin

Abyssal Echo
September 29th, 2015, 07:52 PM
Is a hot dog vendor

KeeganW
September 29th, 2015, 07:53 PM
puts ketchup on hot dogs :)

Sailor Mars
September 29th, 2015, 07:56 PM
Eats their scabs

Abyssal Echo
September 29th, 2015, 08:05 PM
is a pre school drop out

KeeganW
September 29th, 2015, 08:32 PM
plays in the arcade while listening to Rolling Stones and laughing at everyone

Sailor Mars
September 29th, 2015, 08:36 PM
Eats popcorn off the floor in movie theatres

hesaidhesaid
September 30th, 2015, 12:34 AM
Is a teen mother.... (I sincerely hope that's a lie and not the truth)

Abyssal Echo
September 30th, 2015, 12:45 AM
is the father

Vermilion
September 30th, 2015, 05:54 AM
Is the grandfather

Sailor Mars
September 30th, 2015, 06:53 AM
Is a playboy magazine

KeeganW
September 30th, 2015, 07:00 PM
steals rolls from the bodega

drhalsey1
September 30th, 2015, 07:00 PM
Is meanest person I know of

KeeganW
September 30th, 2015, 07:04 PM
has no friends

Sailor Mars
September 30th, 2015, 07:27 PM
Haha chill with that bodega stuff xD
Hates skateboarding

KeeganW
September 30th, 2015, 08:45 PM
actually lives on long island

HahaWaitWhat
October 1st, 2015, 02:38 PM
Is that long island.

Vermilion
October 1st, 2015, 02:41 PM
Is the guy in hIs sig pic

KeeganW
October 1st, 2015, 03:41 PM
wears gas mask to take out the trash

eric2001
October 1st, 2015, 03:42 PM
Impersonates Keenan.

KeeganW
October 1st, 2015, 03:58 PM
hides in our closet

Sailor Mars
October 1st, 2015, 04:22 PM
's home is a closet

Melodic
October 1st, 2015, 11:17 PM
is the CEO of a jelly bean company

Abyssal Echo
October 1st, 2015, 11:21 PM
Sells t shirts on the beach in Miami

KeeganW
October 2nd, 2015, 02:24 PM
wears his shoes on the wrong feet

Vermilion
October 2nd, 2015, 02:25 PM
Doesn't like me :(

Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 02:29 PM
Put water on mars

KeeganW
October 2nd, 2015, 02:39 PM
secretly rich

Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 02:44 PM
I wish :P
eats keyboards

Vermilion
October 2nd, 2015, 02:50 PM
Screams when she sees a computer mouse

CirclesAndSquares
October 2nd, 2015, 04:56 PM
Cuts the hands off those who have wronged him and hammers them onto a priceless stone statue of himself.

Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 05:04 PM
Holy shit
Is actually triangles and rectangles

Melodic
October 2nd, 2015, 06:20 PM
is a scary person who watches VT members with binoculars

Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 06:26 PM
Is actually named Eidam

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:00 PM
Is a NY crime boss wife

KeeganW
October 2nd, 2015, 07:11 PM
doesn't know how to host a party :D :D

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:13 PM
Fuckain' horrible guest, pukes on floor, misses the toilet when they pee, goes nudge in the hot tub, never invite therepguys!!!

Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 07:16 PM
Can't cook if their life depending on it

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:18 PM
Drives a goat to a cook out and offers it for food

dxcxdzv
October 2nd, 2015, 07:18 PM
Is from New Jersey.

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:20 PM
Knows person above her really good lol

dxcxdzv
October 2nd, 2015, 07:21 PM
Didn't double me.

Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:21 PM
Doesn't like VT

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:22 PM
Hates me

Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:29 PM
His dream job is to be a hot dog vendor in New York city

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:34 PM
Has dragon breath like in his sig and burns good people who do good things

Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:38 PM
Doesn't like wolves that hang out with dragons that bbq good people

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:45 PM
I like wolves?
She can hang out all day!!

Is a Harry potter troll

Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:49 PM
Tried to free Dobby statue with socks

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:52 PM
In bed yeah

Personally sunk the titaniwc.

Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:57 PM
Recently won the state spelling bee

Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 08:00 PM
Me? Yeah rite!!

Is a defrocked priest in rehab

Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 08:06 PM
Is Draco Malfoys second cousin

KeeganW
October 2nd, 2015, 08:29 PM
also related to the Malfoys

Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 08:33 PM
Is really Hermiones cat

CirclesAndSquares
October 2nd, 2015, 08:40 PM
Won't stop doing the hand Jive.

Melodic
October 2nd, 2015, 08:42 PM
She was born to handjive, baby.

Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 08:48 PM
Hates the Banning thread

Melodic
October 2nd, 2015, 08:51 PM
He's a more active member on GT.

Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 09:43 PM
Is ugly

Melodic
October 2nd, 2015, 10:29 PM
is really the dude in the picture

Hideous
October 2nd, 2015, 10:36 PM
steals dogs from other people.

playfull-qt
October 2nd, 2015, 10:39 PM
Owns a litter box but has no cats

Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 02:35 AM
Plays with snakes in front of a kindergarten dressed as a witch

Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 02:40 AM
Very horrible guy

playfull-qt
October 3rd, 2015, 02:55 AM
Is thinking of legally naming his penis "Waldo"

Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 09:04 AM
Is in reality a guy.

Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 09:20 AM
Is totally opposed to any kind of mitary action of any kind,is a passivity and completely open profile to allow people to get to know him really easy

KeeganW
October 3rd, 2015, 09:23 AM
not very social

Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 09:30 AM
Lives in a shoebox, and only fees pb&j for meals

KeeganW
October 3rd, 2015, 09:37 AM
makes lousy pb&j sammiches

Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 09:38 AM
Pickels each other's noses and eats it

KeeganW
October 3rd, 2015, 09:45 AM
daydreams about us picking each others nose

Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 10:04 AM
Is Obamas secret son.

Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 10:07 AM
Hitlers secret grandson

Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 10:33 AM
Lives in a billion dollar house

Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 10:38 AM
Has perfect teeth. :D
Ok ————————» []

Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 10:42 AM
Is a communist

Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 10:57 AM
Is really a female lesbian dog wishing to be a gay male human

Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 11:01 AM
Wft !

Never been sad

Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 12:12 PM
Was a famous pornstar in the 80s.

dxcxdzv
October 3rd, 2015, 12:21 PM
Is spreading colours in the air (Oh everywhere!).

Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 01:20 PM
Is really Michelle Obama

Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 01:39 PM
Is a Korean terrorist.

Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 01:41 PM
Most famous person on vt

Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 02:07 PM
Secretly works for the Malian secret services.

Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 02:39 PM
Is a capitalist pig.

SkyClad33605
October 3rd, 2015, 03:05 PM
Steals cheese from the rich and gives it to the poor.

Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 03:38 PM
Is ugly

Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 04:08 PM
Is dating a Mexican drug cartel leader.

Abyssal Echo
October 3rd, 2015, 08:11 PM
Still sleeps with his teddy bear

playfull-qt
October 4th, 2015, 12:23 AM
Wets his bed

Vermilion
October 4th, 2015, 12:48 AM
Wets his bed

Has very cold hangs ! :P

Melodic
October 4th, 2015, 09:09 AM
is really a triplet

Exocet
October 4th, 2015, 10:51 AM
Is a 77 years old drag queen.

Vermilion
October 4th, 2015, 11:25 AM
Is a SA member

Just JT
October 4th, 2015, 06:27 PM
Steals old cell phones and sells them to terrorist factions as bombs

Exocet
October 5th, 2015, 08:50 AM
Blew up some US tanks in Iraq.

KeeganW
October 5th, 2015, 07:41 PM
terrorist threat

Just JT
October 5th, 2015, 07:42 PM
Share boarding

Where prohibited

West Coast Sheriff
October 5th, 2015, 07:59 PM
Sells crack to baby's

Sailor Mars
October 5th, 2015, 08:00 PM
Buys crack from babies

West Coast Sheriff
October 5th, 2015, 08:02 PM
Has no idea where New York is

Sailor Mars
October 5th, 2015, 08:04 PM
Lives in an elevator thats constantly going down

West Coast Sheriff
October 5th, 2015, 08:08 PM
Is behind the government conspiracy that has trapped myself and 17 other people in an elevator that only goes down

Just JT
October 5th, 2015, 08:08 PM
Is the elevator repaireman who fixed the elevator

West Coast Sheriff
October 5th, 2015, 08:12 PM
Is 238 years old

playfull-qt
October 5th, 2015, 10:18 PM
Shot the sheriff when he was the deputy so he could become the sheriff

Abyssal Echo
October 5th, 2015, 10:22 PM
Sold him the gun

Just JT
October 5th, 2015, 10:56 PM
Sold a stolen gun with serial numbers ground off

Abyssal Echo
October 5th, 2015, 11:00 PM
Collects cat hair

Exocet
October 8th, 2015, 02:44 PM
Lives in the Area 51.

Vermilion
October 8th, 2015, 02:47 PM
Owns nazi gold

Just JT
October 8th, 2015, 03:24 PM
Is a communist sympathizer

West Coast Sheriff
October 8th, 2015, 05:47 PM
Sells crack to baby's

Kuroshiro
October 8th, 2015, 05:50 PM
Kidnapps babies high on crack to sell on the black market

West Coast Sheriff
October 8th, 2015, 05:59 PM
Robs pawn shops for money

KeeganW
October 8th, 2015, 06:14 PM
always wears plaid shirts

Abyssal Echo
October 8th, 2015, 09:25 PM
Wears his pants inside out and backwards

Miscreant
October 8th, 2015, 10:51 PM
Lives in a gingerbread house

KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 07:13 PM
builds gingerbread houses year round

Just JT
October 9th, 2015, 07:18 PM
Sells snow to people who never seen it in real life via mail order

Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 07:44 PM
Doesn't run an awesome bar!

KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 07:45 PM
hangs out in ALOT of bars

Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 08:02 PM
Ehh half truth lol
Owns 50 cats and trains them to ride motorcycles

KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 08:09 PM
pays $ to come to the cat show

Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 08:10 PM
Bounces at night clubs

KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 08:13 PM
doesn't want to go to a nightclub

Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 08:15 PM
Lives in a nightclub lol

KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 08:19 PM
^depends if my sister is home

has no sense of fun

Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 08:41 PM
Haha that is a lie!

Writes in pink ink on essays

KeeganW
October 11th, 2015, 08:33 AM
only cause you write all my essays for me :) Bodega Bamz

Sailor Mars
October 11th, 2015, 09:02 AM
:P throws hockey pucks at cars

KeeganW
October 11th, 2015, 09:26 AM
mabbe by accident :)

ignores all the boys at school

Vermilion
October 11th, 2015, 09:27 AM
Only twin on vt

KeeganW
October 11th, 2015, 09:42 AM
never burns himself by accident

Sailor Mars
October 11th, 2015, 09:44 AM
Gets third degree burns everytime he cooks

Just JT
October 11th, 2015, 09:52 AM
No, well maybe my first time, learned

Can ride a unicycle in the beach sand