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Daniella98
September 15th, 2015, 01:06 AM
Has several mustaches made from her pubic hair to wear on helloween
Miserabilia
September 15th, 2015, 08:30 AM
watches every episode of spongebob every week
Vermilion
September 15th, 2015, 10:29 AM
watches every episode of spongebob every week
hates me. ( hope it's not true)
Just JT
September 15th, 2015, 10:46 AM
He's a hard core kiddie porn producer haha!!
Vermilion
September 15th, 2015, 11:09 AM
Is a camera man for me :P
Just JT
September 15th, 2015, 11:13 AM
Wishes I was his personal nude camera man
Vermilion
September 15th, 2015, 11:51 AM
Is a woman
Just JT
September 15th, 2015, 11:52 AM
Always tells the truth
Stronk Serb
September 15th, 2015, 12:48 PM
Is an Ottoman pasha
Just JT
September 15th, 2015, 12:51 PM
Is an American capitolistic pig!!
KeeganW
September 20th, 2015, 07:44 AM
really is captain underpants
Vermilion
September 20th, 2015, 07:49 AM
Stalks me
KeeganW
September 20th, 2015, 07:52 AM
would like to have a stalker of his own
Vermilion
September 20th, 2015, 07:53 AM
Is really keenan
Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 01:52 PM
Does not look anything like his brother at all, in fact people think they aren't even brothers
Vermilion
September 21st, 2015, 02:03 PM
Does not look anything like his brother at all, in fact people think they aren't even brothers
I have an older brother not just my twin :P
never sent me pics from his camping trip
Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 02:06 PM
Got all kinds of pics and link to my diary with them also and told me to jump off a bridge and don't email him ever again!!
Pat the Bunny
September 21st, 2015, 02:11 PM
Frequently wonders what it would be like to be a intelligent sea-sponge, being alive for years, not able to do anything.
Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 02:16 PM
Seems out the dark place for the sheer enjoyment of tyring to brighten up the surroundings only to be disappointed by the fact he only has one wet match so he looks for 2 pieces of dry wood to rub together in the dark to start a fire, then realizes he's rubbing the wrong stick and is embarrassed be his own burning actions
Vermilion
September 21st, 2015, 02:27 PM
Is a troll
Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 03:31 PM
Is am Isis recruiter
KeeganW
September 21st, 2015, 06:33 PM
Is afraid of the outdoors
Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 06:34 PM
Masterbate sin the principals bathroom at school
KeeganW
September 21st, 2015, 06:43 PM
^ hangs around the principals bathroom a lot
Just JT
September 21st, 2015, 07:13 PM
Has their picture on the wall at the post office and town hall
KeeganW
September 21st, 2015, 08:31 PM
wanted in 3 states, unwanted in the rest :):)
hesaidhesaid
September 24th, 2015, 06:55 AM
Dated 13 girls and got dumped by all 13 ;)
sqishy
September 25th, 2015, 07:36 PM
Has eaten pistacio nuts with toothpaste on top of a large lemon, all at once.
eric2001
September 25th, 2015, 08:16 PM
Has never had a beer on St. Pat's day.
Sailor Mars
September 25th, 2015, 09:07 PM
Has never had an Irish Cream on St Pats day
playfull-qt
September 26th, 2015, 12:44 AM
Wears Boston red sox panties
Vermilion
September 26th, 2015, 01:37 AM
Is really a man :yes:
Just JT
September 26th, 2015, 05:28 AM
Runs naked in front of the church on Sunday's
KeeganW
September 26th, 2015, 08:16 AM
had personal meeting with the Pope
Vermilion
September 26th, 2015, 08:17 AM
Doesn't like me
KeeganW
September 26th, 2015, 08:36 AM
doesn't like anybody
Vermilion
September 26th, 2015, 08:39 AM
Wishes we never met
KeeganW
September 26th, 2015, 08:43 AM
makes lousy desserts
Vermilion
September 26th, 2015, 08:44 AM
Can't even dress himself :P
Sailor Mars
September 26th, 2015, 08:50 AM
Takes baths outside wth a hose
KeeganW
September 26th, 2015, 08:58 AM
wants to give Tom a bath
Sailor Mars
September 26th, 2015, 08:59 AM
Has bathed with elephants before
playfull-qt
September 27th, 2015, 10:49 PM
Runs naked through the NYC subway tunnels
Sailor Mars
September 27th, 2015, 11:05 PM
Shitttt tempting :P
Puts the milk before the cereal
Abyssal Echo
September 27th, 2015, 11:18 PM
Is really a beach bum from Cali
CirclesAndSquares
September 28th, 2015, 02:28 PM
Is Santa's fuck boy
Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 02:40 PM
Bends straight lines to make circles and squares
Vermilion
September 28th, 2015, 02:47 PM
watches my every move
Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:07 PM
is really a blind rabbit
Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:10 PM
Nope, I don't miss a bet actally
Is a secret cooperative for Isis
Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:12 PM
Lives in the walls of my apt
Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:16 PM
Lives in the gutters on NYC
Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:20 PM
Hah close enough
only eats hot dogs and mac&cheese
Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:21 PM
Not far behind ya haha!!
Eats oatmeal for all meals
Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:23 PM
Ugh can barely stand the stuff.
Is actually Kanye West and is gonna run for president
Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:26 PM
Is really from Zimbabwe posing as a girl but really an imposter male that's wishing he was a girl so he could have a twisted troll stalk him on line and tease him
Sailor Mars
September 28th, 2015, 03:28 PM
holy shit the edge
Is really a puzzle piece wishing it could find the rest of it's family
Just JT
September 28th, 2015, 03:31 PM
Is a lost skittle squashed in the street
BlueNoteGuy
September 29th, 2015, 01:26 PM
Is a peppa pig enthusiast who regularly starts fights with bronies.
Sailor Mars
September 29th, 2015, 01:54 PM
Doesn't actually have a flat
Vermilion
September 29th, 2015, 02:30 PM
is a Russian sptt
Sailor Mars
September 29th, 2015, 03:00 PM
Is a pre school teacher
KeeganW
September 29th, 2015, 07:47 PM
lives in Wisconsin
Abyssal Echo
September 29th, 2015, 07:52 PM
Is a hot dog vendor
KeeganW
September 29th, 2015, 07:53 PM
puts ketchup on hot dogs :)
Sailor Mars
September 29th, 2015, 07:56 PM
Eats their scabs
Abyssal Echo
September 29th, 2015, 08:05 PM
is a pre school drop out
KeeganW
September 29th, 2015, 08:32 PM
plays in the arcade while listening to Rolling Stones and laughing at everyone
Sailor Mars
September 29th, 2015, 08:36 PM
Eats popcorn off the floor in movie theatres
hesaidhesaid
September 30th, 2015, 12:34 AM
Is a teen mother.... (I sincerely hope that's a lie and not the truth)
Abyssal Echo
September 30th, 2015, 12:45 AM
is the father
Vermilion
September 30th, 2015, 05:54 AM
Is the grandfather
Sailor Mars
September 30th, 2015, 06:53 AM
Is a playboy magazine
KeeganW
September 30th, 2015, 07:00 PM
steals rolls from the bodega
drhalsey1
September 30th, 2015, 07:00 PM
Is meanest person I know of
KeeganW
September 30th, 2015, 07:04 PM
has no friends
Sailor Mars
September 30th, 2015, 07:27 PM
Haha chill with that bodega stuff xD
Hates skateboarding
KeeganW
September 30th, 2015, 08:45 PM
actually lives on long island
HahaWaitWhat
October 1st, 2015, 02:38 PM
Is that long island.
Vermilion
October 1st, 2015, 02:41 PM
Is the guy in hIs sig pic
KeeganW
October 1st, 2015, 03:41 PM
wears gas mask to take out the trash
eric2001
October 1st, 2015, 03:42 PM
Impersonates Keenan.
KeeganW
October 1st, 2015, 03:58 PM
hides in our closet
Sailor Mars
October 1st, 2015, 04:22 PM
's home is a closet
Melodic
October 1st, 2015, 11:17 PM
is the CEO of a jelly bean company
Abyssal Echo
October 1st, 2015, 11:21 PM
Sells t shirts on the beach in Miami
KeeganW
October 2nd, 2015, 02:24 PM
wears his shoes on the wrong feet
Vermilion
October 2nd, 2015, 02:25 PM
Doesn't like me :(
Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 02:29 PM
Put water on mars
KeeganW
October 2nd, 2015, 02:39 PM
secretly rich
Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 02:44 PM
I wish :P
eats keyboards
Vermilion
October 2nd, 2015, 02:50 PM
Screams when she sees a computer mouse
CirclesAndSquares
October 2nd, 2015, 04:56 PM
Cuts the hands off those who have wronged him and hammers them onto a priceless stone statue of himself.
Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 05:04 PM
Holy shit
Is actually triangles and rectangles
Melodic
October 2nd, 2015, 06:20 PM
is a scary person who watches VT members with binoculars
Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 06:26 PM
Is actually named Eidam
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:00 PM
Is a NY crime boss wife
KeeganW
October 2nd, 2015, 07:11 PM
doesn't know how to host a party :D :D
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:13 PM
Fuckain' horrible guest, pukes on floor, misses the toilet when they pee, goes nudge in the hot tub, never invite therepguys!!!
Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 07:16 PM
Can't cook if their life depending on it
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:18 PM
Drives a goat to a cook out and offers it for food
dxcxdzv
October 2nd, 2015, 07:18 PM
Is from New Jersey.
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:20 PM
Knows person above her really good lol
dxcxdzv
October 2nd, 2015, 07:21 PM
Didn't double me.
Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:21 PM
Doesn't like VT
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:22 PM
Hates me
Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:29 PM
His dream job is to be a hot dog vendor in New York city
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:34 PM
Has dragon breath like in his sig and burns good people who do good things
Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:38 PM
Doesn't like wolves that hang out with dragons that bbq good people
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:45 PM
I like wolves?
She can hang out all day!!
Is a Harry potter troll
Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:49 PM
Tried to free Dobby statue with socks
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 07:52 PM
In bed yeah
Personally sunk the titaniwc.
Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 07:57 PM
Recently won the state spelling bee
Just JT
October 2nd, 2015, 08:00 PM
Me? Yeah rite!!
Is a defrocked priest in rehab
Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 08:06 PM
Is Draco Malfoys second cousin
KeeganW
October 2nd, 2015, 08:29 PM
also related to the Malfoys
Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 08:33 PM
Is really Hermiones cat
CirclesAndSquares
October 2nd, 2015, 08:40 PM
Won't stop doing the hand Jive.
Melodic
October 2nd, 2015, 08:42 PM
She was born to handjive, baby.
Abyssal Echo
October 2nd, 2015, 08:48 PM
Hates the Banning thread
Melodic
October 2nd, 2015, 08:51 PM
He's a more active member on GT.
Sailor Mars
October 2nd, 2015, 09:43 PM
Is ugly
Melodic
October 2nd, 2015, 10:29 PM
is really the dude in the picture
Hideous
October 2nd, 2015, 10:36 PM
steals dogs from other people.
playfull-qt
October 2nd, 2015, 10:39 PM
Owns a litter box but has no cats
Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 02:35 AM
Plays with snakes in front of a kindergarten dressed as a witch
Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 02:40 AM
Very horrible guy
playfull-qt
October 3rd, 2015, 02:55 AM
Is thinking of legally naming his penis "Waldo"
Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 09:04 AM
Is in reality a guy.
Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 09:20 AM
Is totally opposed to any kind of mitary action of any kind,is a passivity and completely open profile to allow people to get to know him really easy
KeeganW
October 3rd, 2015, 09:23 AM
not very social
Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 09:30 AM
Lives in a shoebox, and only fees pb&j for meals
KeeganW
October 3rd, 2015, 09:37 AM
makes lousy pb&j sammiches
Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 09:38 AM
Pickels each other's noses and eats it
KeeganW
October 3rd, 2015, 09:45 AM
daydreams about us picking each others nose
Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 10:04 AM
Is Obamas secret son.
Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 10:07 AM
Hitlers secret grandson
Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 10:33 AM
Lives in a billion dollar house
Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 10:38 AM
Has perfect teeth. :D
Ok ————————» []
Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 10:42 AM
Is a communist
Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 10:57 AM
Is really a female lesbian dog wishing to be a gay male human
Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 11:01 AM
Wft !
Never been sad
Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 12:12 PM
Was a famous pornstar in the 80s.
dxcxdzv
October 3rd, 2015, 12:21 PM
Is spreading colours in the air (Oh everywhere!).
Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 01:20 PM
Is really Michelle Obama
Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 01:39 PM
Is a Korean terrorist.
Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 01:41 PM
Most famous person on vt
Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 02:07 PM
Secretly works for the Malian secret services.
Just JT
October 3rd, 2015, 02:39 PM
Is a capitalist pig.
SkyClad33605
October 3rd, 2015, 03:05 PM
Steals cheese from the rich and gives it to the poor.
Vermilion
October 3rd, 2015, 03:38 PM
Is ugly
Exocet
October 3rd, 2015, 04:08 PM
Is dating a Mexican drug cartel leader.
Abyssal Echo
October 3rd, 2015, 08:11 PM
Still sleeps with his teddy bear
playfull-qt
October 4th, 2015, 12:23 AM
Wets his bed
Vermilion
October 4th, 2015, 12:48 AM
Wets his bed
Has very cold hangs ! :P
Melodic
October 4th, 2015, 09:09 AM
is really a triplet
Exocet
October 4th, 2015, 10:51 AM
Is a 77 years old drag queen.
Vermilion
October 4th, 2015, 11:25 AM
Is a SA member
Just JT
October 4th, 2015, 06:27 PM
Steals old cell phones and sells them to terrorist factions as bombs
Exocet
October 5th, 2015, 08:50 AM
Blew up some US tanks in Iraq.
KeeganW
October 5th, 2015, 07:41 PM
terrorist threat
Just JT
October 5th, 2015, 07:42 PM
Share boarding
Where prohibited
West Coast Sheriff
October 5th, 2015, 07:59 PM
Sells crack to baby's
Sailor Mars
October 5th, 2015, 08:00 PM
Buys crack from babies
West Coast Sheriff
October 5th, 2015, 08:02 PM
Has no idea where New York is
Sailor Mars
October 5th, 2015, 08:04 PM
Lives in an elevator thats constantly going down
West Coast Sheriff
October 5th, 2015, 08:08 PM
Is behind the government conspiracy that has trapped myself and 17 other people in an elevator that only goes down
Just JT
October 5th, 2015, 08:08 PM
Is the elevator repaireman who fixed the elevator
West Coast Sheriff
October 5th, 2015, 08:12 PM
Is 238 years old
playfull-qt
October 5th, 2015, 10:18 PM
Shot the sheriff when he was the deputy so he could become the sheriff
Abyssal Echo
October 5th, 2015, 10:22 PM
Sold him the gun
Just JT
October 5th, 2015, 10:56 PM
Sold a stolen gun with serial numbers ground off
Abyssal Echo
October 5th, 2015, 11:00 PM
Collects cat hair
Exocet
October 8th, 2015, 02:44 PM
Lives in the Area 51.
Vermilion
October 8th, 2015, 02:47 PM
Owns nazi gold
Just JT
October 8th, 2015, 03:24 PM
Is a communist sympathizer
West Coast Sheriff
October 8th, 2015, 05:47 PM
Sells crack to baby's
Kuroshiro
October 8th, 2015, 05:50 PM
Kidnapps babies high on crack to sell on the black market
West Coast Sheriff
October 8th, 2015, 05:59 PM
Robs pawn shops for money
KeeganW
October 8th, 2015, 06:14 PM
always wears plaid shirts
Abyssal Echo
October 8th, 2015, 09:25 PM
Wears his pants inside out and backwards
Miscreant
October 8th, 2015, 10:51 PM
Lives in a gingerbread house
KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 07:13 PM
builds gingerbread houses year round
Just JT
October 9th, 2015, 07:18 PM
Sells snow to people who never seen it in real life via mail order
Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 07:44 PM
Doesn't run an awesome bar!
KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 07:45 PM
hangs out in ALOT of bars
Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 08:02 PM
Ehh half truth lol
Owns 50 cats and trains them to ride motorcycles
KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 08:09 PM
pays $ to come to the cat show
Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 08:10 PM
Bounces at night clubs
KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 08:13 PM
doesn't want to go to a nightclub
Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 08:15 PM
Lives in a nightclub lol
KeeganW
October 9th, 2015, 08:19 PM
^depends if my sister is home
has no sense of fun
Sailor Mars
October 9th, 2015, 08:41 PM
Haha that is a lie!
Writes in pink ink on essays
KeeganW
October 11th, 2015, 08:33 AM
only cause you write all my essays for me :) Bodega Bamz
Sailor Mars
October 11th, 2015, 09:02 AM
:P throws hockey pucks at cars
KeeganW
October 11th, 2015, 09:26 AM
mabbe by accident :)
ignores all the boys at school
Vermilion
October 11th, 2015, 09:27 AM
Only twin on vt
KeeganW
October 11th, 2015, 09:42 AM
never burns himself by accident
Sailor Mars
October 11th, 2015, 09:44 AM
Gets third degree burns everytime he cooks
Just JT
October 11th, 2015, 09:52 AM
No, well maybe my first time, learned
Can ride a unicycle in the beach sand
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