Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Vermilion]

World's only twin

[KeeganW]

is an only child

[Vermilion]

Hates being a twin

[KeeganW]

secretly a spy for USA

[Vermilion]

Works for mi6

[KeeganW]

has cool Astin Martin car parked around corner from house

[Sports Boy]

had plastic surgery and is really 53

[KeeganW]

cant play any sports

[Vermilion]

Owns a nuclear submarine

[KeeganW]

has a submarine for the bath tub

[Vermilion]

Drives a tank to school

[KeeganW]

borrows tank when he is late for college

[Vermilion]

Lives with me for 3 weeks every summer

[KeeganW]

kicks us out though after two weeks :what::what:

[Vermilion]

Let's me and Sam stay for 2 weeks in the summer

[KeeganW]

makes sleep in tent out in back yard

[Vermilion]

Hates rock and metal music

[KeeganW]

is an atheist

[Vermilion]

Is very unpopular

[KeeganW]

Is more unpopular

[Vermilion]

Is more unpopular

Your more popular than me in real life trust me.


Is a girl

[KeeganW]

Is a guy :):)

[Vermilion]

is my father

[KeeganW]

Is my mommy

[Vermilion]

Has never thrown up

[KeeganW]

ahh going there huh?

hates sleepin in his tent cause

[Vermilion]

wishes I was related

[KeeganW]

really glad we are not related

[Vermilion]

Never wants to meet me in person

[KeeganW]

him and Sam ride little pink bikes

[Vermilion]

Him and keenan were adopted

[paletanner]

him and Keenan and Keegan and Seth were hatched from meteorites

[KeeganW]

Sleeps at the pool once he gets to work

[Vermilion]

Isn't straight

[StoppingTom]

Has an expensive, and frankly impressive, collection of antique garden gnomes.

[Vermilion]

Lives at the north Pole

[paletanner]

is the north pole ;)

[Vermilion]

Isn't good looking

[KeeganW]

Is never around when you need him

[jacshamy]

Is a total playa playa with the grannies.

[Vermilion]

Is a total playa playa with the grannies.

Only interested in women

[KeeganW]

only likes people from England

[Vermilion]

Is English

[KeeganW]

is really my cousin

[Vermilion]

Is an only child

[KeeganW]

would like to be an only child

[Vermilion]

Wish I could never go to the USA

[KeeganW]

wants to go to Canada

[Vermilion]

wants to go to Canada

What's wrong with Canada ?

[KeeganW]

What's wrong with Canada ?

why were you actually thinking you would rly like to go to Canada?

[Vermilion]

why were you actually thinking you would rly like to go to Canada?

Yeah I'd like to go :P

[KeeganW]

would hate to go to Canada

[Vermilion]

Wants to go Canada

[KeeganW]

acts like a crazy person every morning so he gets a seat on the bus to school

[ImTrickster]

acts like a crazy person every morning so he gets a seat on the bus to school

goes around pick pocketing from the disabled.

[Atempinfer]

Well.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a closeted cross dresser

[paletanner]

eats metal shavings from a factory

[Vermilion]

Never been kissed by a guy

[jacshamy]

Has a living miniature clone of himself in his pocket.

[Vermilion]

Straightest guy I know

[paletanner]

non twinnest guy i know next to Keegan :D

[Vermilion]

Isn't cute

[Abyssal Echo]

Is on VT 24/7

[KeeganW]

Doesn't really have over 11,000 posts

[jayjay's toocool]

This person hates anime

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates everyone that doesn't live in the land of the lost

[jayjay's toocool]

They said insane lie not my insane truths,
And TUAM shaves off their toe hair each night...... They be scruffy

[Abyssal Echo]

Plays basketball with Obama every Saturday at midnight

[KeeganW]

refs all the basketball games for Obama and jayjay, likes the whistle!

[Abyssal Echo]

Is jayjay's water boy

[playfull-qt]

steals eggs from mother hens

[Daniella98]

Plays drums in a death metal band

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the lead singer in the death metal band.

[Vermilion]

Kidnapped my for a week

[Daniella98]

Planned the kidnapping to escape the boring daily routine. How was the Carribean?

[Mil1dreded]

Is captain jack sparrow

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the founder of the new world order.

[Vermilion]

Is Hitlers great great grandson

[KeeganW]

Is still 17

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a one eyed octopus

[TooSleepyToCare]

Every Tuesday exactly at midnight, Abyssal Echo spreads a jar of mayonnaise all over his thighs, naked, and streams it online.

[KeeganW]

looks forward to Tuesday nights at midnight

[playfull-qt]

has a photo shopped poster of me on his wall

[StoppingTom]

Has a notebook with detailed notes about every neighbor on her block

[playfull-qt]

Sells hotdog shaped sex toys from a street corner from a cart in NYC

[Vermilion]

Is really ugly

[playfull-qt]

Has my name tattooed on his .....

[Babs]

Knows about the Frog Men off the Gulf of Mexico.

[Vermilion]

Is the Queens grand daughter

[Hideous]

You're my boyfriend.

[Vermilion]

Doesn't know me broke up 2 years ago

[playfull-qt]

Likes to jello wrestle

[Vermilion]

Is in love with me

[Hideous]

cries because you broke up with me.

[Vermilion]

watches me on mini cameras

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Mikes (ImCoolBeans) little sister

[Vermilion]

Is my twin.

[Abyssal Echo]

Doesn't know how to start a thread

[Vermilion]

Isn't liked on vt

[Abyssal Echo]

Is actually telling the truth

[Vermilion]

is really old

[Abyssal Echo]

Is going to make an album with Jimmy Page

[Vermilion]

doesn't own a dog

[Hideous]

has a pet giraffe.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Toms pet lion

[Vermilion]

hunts lions :P

[dxcxdzv]

Murdered the Teletubbies.

[Vermilion]

Joint vt to bully people

[Miserabilia]

is a 72 year old woman in russia

[Vermilion]

isn't nice

[Vermilion]

Bump.

[Miserabilia]

has never bumped a thread :P

[Vermilion]

Has told me his real name :P

[everlong]

Has memorized the entire Spongebob Squarepants movie script, beginning to end.

[GrossKahn]

deals with illegal puppies in japan in cooperation with gman

[Miserabilia]

lives in the third circle of hell

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in a small hut with one electrical outlet so has to unplug the light to plug in the iron to make a toasted cheese sandwich.

[KeeganW]

moved to New Zealand for the weather

[Vermilion]

moved to New Zealand for the weather

Nz is nice weather :P

Has Never spoken to me :P

[Abyssal Echo]

Is an arms dealer from China

[Daniella98]

Pees his pants everytime he sees a Mitsubishi

[lliam]

likes to ride on wild geese

[Miserabilia]

doesn't know english

[Vermilion]

Is new to vt

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells shark burgers to aliens on Jupiter

[playfull-qt]

collects toe nails

[KeeganW]

isn't beautiful

[Vermilion]

isn't beautiful

Isn't my new little Bro

[KeeganW]

Isn't my new little Bro

isn't the big bro

[Vermilion]

Hates me to the bone

[Abyssal Echo]

Was sent here by Google to collect usernames

[KeeganW]

keeps track of all Google spys

[Vermilion]

keeps track of all Google spys

Is a member of the secret twin army

[Abyssal Echo]

Recruits twins for his secret army

[jessie3]

Is planning to take over the world with the secret not so sectet anymore twin army.

[Vermilion]

Is straight

[Abyssal Echo]

Eats chocolate covered toe nails

[Miserabilia]

doesn't have lips

[playfull-qt]

was convicted of attempted murder of his penis because the police found his finger prints all over it

[Vermilion]

Has very cold hands

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates me

[Vermilion]

Thinks I'm cute

[thegreatgatz]

Enjoys touching People's feet while they sleep.

[Vermilion]

Has a foot fetish

[lliam]

is used to watch the girls lockers channel he secretly installed at his school

[Vermilion]

Doesn't speak German

[Miserabilia]

:D 'scuse me, coming in (deutschland ftw)

is a giant snail

[Vermilion]

Username is his real name

[thegreatgatz]

Is really a 52 year old Belorussian Chemical Engineer with a little place by the shore .

[Vermilion]

Is a cat with thumbs

[Daniella98]

His avatar is his real face

[Vermilion]

Is a old man

[thegreatgatz]

Is a member of Hamas

[Vermilion]

Is not a member of vt

[JosephMcBrosiph]

Is not a member of vt

Is a moderator of vt

[Vermilion]

Is a moderator of vt

Is a long time member of vt

[Daniella98]

Doesnt live in London but on London

[KeeganW]

can't pick out Denmark on a map

[Daniella98]

Has three legs

[richiex]

Got an A+ in her SEX-ED class

[tovaris]

Is a Czetnik

[playfull-qt]

invented SPELL CHECK

[SethfromMI]

She ate the census taker's liver with a side of fava beans

[Vermilion]

Worst member of vt going :P

[KeeganW]

stays up all night,,,,,,sleeps all day

[drhalsey1]

Is super rude

[KeeganW]

doesn't like OWLS

[drhalsey1]

That is most definitely a lie, hates his twin

[KeeganW]

has no sibs at all

[drhalsey1]

Hates sports

[KeeganW]

doesn't know how to camp in the outdoors

[richiex]

Went polar bear hunting in Fiji .

[Daniella98]

Is fishing from an airplane

[richiex]

irons her panties

[Vermilion]

crashed a police car

[jayjay's toocool]

Is some one I know

[Vermilion]

New member of vt

[Abyssal Echo]

Is an Indian snake charmer

[Daniella98]

Is one of the german refugees to Argentina in 1946

[Vermilion]

Is a member of the C.I.A Spying on the teens of the world on virtual teen

[Miserabilia]

is me in disguise

[SkyClad33605]

Practices the dark art of cat juggling.

[richiex]

Wets herself when she giggles

[KeeganW]

sneaks out and tps neighbors trees at night

[Remora]

owns a trophy stand that rapidly toggles between having and not having the trophy for least trophies owned. :3

[KeeganW]

spys in my room at my trophies

[playfull-qt]

pulled a muscle while masturbating

[Vermilion]

fell asleep on a boat and ended up in England

[lliam]

is in fact American and will vote for Mr. Trump.

[Patri6k]

Throws up glitter and is married to Fergie's car

[KeeganW]

always spells own name wrong on tests

[Vermilion]

always spells own name wrong on tests

Doesn't know anything about me

[KeeganW]

likes wearing gas mask on the bus to school, always gets a seat that way

[Vermilion]

likes wearing gas mask on the bus to school, always gets a seat that way

Is my twin

[ImCoolBeans]

Has a tail

[Vermilion]

Doesn't like red hot chili peppers

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates all types of music

[Vermilion]

Owns vt

[playfull-qt]

Somehow has managed to collect enough of my pubic hair to make himself a false mustache .