Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns an algae farm

[Homer Simpson]

Proud follower of the Nazis and Klu Klux Klan

[Ridonks_CB]

Owns a spider pig

[playfull-qt]

went skinny dipping with mr burns

[Vermilion]

Let me in her window last night :D

[playfull-qt]

is a amateur gyno

[Mil1dreded]

Fell for the amateur gyno trick

[Vermilion]

Has a little old lady living under his bed

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Obama's twin sister

[Leon03]

Is actually Little Red Riding Hood

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the big bad wolf

[Leon03]

is the big BAD wolf I am scared of

[playfull-qt]

has 3 nipples

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a flying squirrel

[Vermilion]

Hunts flying squirrels

[Leon03]

Eats flying squirrels

[Vermilion]

Isn't German

[Leon03]

Is German

[Vermilion]

Is Russian

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Thomas Jefferson's cousin

[playfull-qt]

chases his own tail

[Horatio Nelson]

Doesn't drink water.

[Ridonks_CB]

Is an H2O molecule

[playfull-qt]

owns a teddy bear that sneeks out at night and skinny dips in a bird bath

[Vermilion]

Keeps me locked him her bed room

[playfull-qt]

offered my brother a large amount of money for copies of baby pictures of me oude

[Leon03]

Killed the dragon after the ride

[Vermilion]

doesn't speak German

[Leon03]

उसके जीवन में कभी हस्तमैथुन नहीं

[Vermilion]

Is a horrible brother :P

[Leon03]

Is a lovely sister

[Vermilion]

Has a boyfriend

[KeeganW]

Can't nail two boards together

[Vermilion]

Has a twin keenan

[KeeganW]

Lifts weights regularly

[Vermilion]

Ive started up again :P

Is older than me

[KeeganW]

Is younger than me

[Vermilion]

Hates me

[KeeganW]

Doesn't laugh about anything

[Vermilion]

Loves that we are so far apart

[KeeganW]

Wouldn't like to visit and go camping

[Vermilion]

Would hate me to go camping with them

[KeeganW]

Would make him build campfire

[Vermilion]

hates being a twin

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells Girl Scout cookies at strip clubs

[DriveAlive]

hates dragons

[panos113]

Is 10 meters tall and has slenderman's face

[Mil1dreded]

Is the worlds leading banjo expert

[panos113]

Can play the violin with his toes while playing battlefield 4 and arguing with his gf

[Mil1dreded]

Plays right back for olympiacos

[panos113]

Has never posted on this forum.

What??? Where do you now olympiacos from ??? (I am a Panathinaikos fan, but still !)

[KeeganW]

Has never watched the Olympic torch being carried

[panos113]

Has never breathed

[KeeganW]

Has never eaten food

[panos113]

His cells have never reproduced

[KeeganW]

Has never been outside

[panos113]

Has never been born

[KeeganW]

Was hatched

[panos113]

Was raised by dinosaurs

[jacshamy]

Eats concrete for breakfast every morning.

[KeeganW]

Doesn't like colorful clothes

[Vermilion]

Is keenan not keegan

[Leon03]

Is a triplet

[KeeganW]

Doesn't like german food

[Vermilion]

Hates English accents

[KeeganW]

Hates people from USA

[Vermilion]

Would hate to meet me

[KeeganW]

Would hate to move to USA

[Leon03]

Wants to live in Germany

[Vermilion]

Hates Germany people

[Vermilion]

Wants to live in Germany

Germany sound quite nice :) that's not me lying

[Leon03]

Wants not to live in Germany :P

[Vermilion]

Hates me

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates all countries except Russia

[Leon03]

Is Russian

[Vermilion]

Isn't speaking to me

[Miserabilia]

has no sibblings :P

[Vermilion]

Hates me

[Leon03]

Is an illegal immigrant

[Miserabilia]

Joined yesterday

[Leon03]

Will be banned today

[Vermilion]

Thinks I'm a female

[Leon03]

Denies that he is a male

[Vermilion]

Is openly gay

[Miserabilia]

has no bones

[Vermilion]

Hates me.

[richiex]

is wanted by MI6

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates VT

[Miserabilia]

hates dragons and wolves

[Vermilion]

Is a horrible guy

[KeeganW]

Is a horrible guy

wears same dirty socks 3/4 days in a row :lol::lol:

[Vermilion]

wears same dirty socks 3/4 days in a row :lol::lol:

Wears same underwear for a week :P

[Silicate Wielder]

IS the Internet

[Abyssal Echo]

Is still a very active member

[Vermilion]

has no posts

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in Australia

[Vermilion]

Lives with me

[Miserabilia]

is secretly famous

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns the Panama canal

[Vermilion]

Is the Queen

[Leon03]

Has living earthworms for breakfast every morning

[Vermilion]

hates vt

[Melodic]

gave an original lie

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen hanging out with Lady Gaga

[Leon03]

Is married with Lady Gaga

[Vermilion]

is a german spy

[KeeganW]

Is James Bond

[Vermilion]

Is working for the KGB

[KeeganW]

Stays up really late

[Vermilion]

Stays up really late

I do at times :P

Gets up early

[KeeganW]

I do at times :P

Gets up early

Only when made to :mad::mad:

Gets lost on the way home a lot

[Vermilion]

Lives in London

[KeeganW]

Lives in Disneyworld

[Vermilion]

Beats me up

[KeeganW]

Likes getting beat up :):)

[Vermilion]

Likes getting beat up :):)

Some people like pain :P

would never want to meet me

[KeeganW]

Would like to meet and beat us up in person :):)

[Abyssal Echo]

Is one of Rupaul's drag queens

[Microcosm]

Is actually a werwolf

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a bag of pot at the end of a rainbow

[Vermilion]

Isn't Mattie

[Abyssal Echo]

Joined on Groung hog day

[KeeganW]

Doesn't ever log on VT on all hallows eve

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Obama's press secretary

[KeeganW]

Is a Bush family fan

[Vermilion]

Is a father

[Beth]

Lives in a cave

[Vermilion]

Is a cat

[KeeganW]

Is a Justin Bieber fan

[Mil1dreded]

Is a train robber

[thatgothgirluknow]

stole my boyfriend

[Abyssal Echo]

Is supermans long lost brother

[Vermilion]

Is the Queens body gard

[Silicate Wielder]

invented Cards Against Humanity

[Vermilion]

Isn't a member of vt

[Silicate Wielder]

Is Big Ben

[Vermilion]

Is 71 years old

[Beth]

Is a mean old man

[Vermilion]

Is prince Harry gf

[Beth]

Is a witch hunter

[Vermilion]

Is a horrible person

[Abyssal Echo]

Was kicked off of Rupaul's show for not being a passable drag queen

[playfull-qt]

held his breath for over 7 minutes underwater in my pool looking at me when I was skinny dipping

[KeeganW]

Hides drowned bodies from pool.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a 16 year old girl that hates skateboarding

[Microcosm]

Worships a rock every night as his lord and savior

[CosmicNoodle]

Has half a million in cash under his bed

[Danny_boi 16]

Kills all the pokemon in the world, and puts them in noodle soup.

[Melodic]

is actually Danny girl 16

[KeeganW]

Does not like music

[Danny_boi 16]

Doesn't know what a skateboard is

[KeeganW]

Doesn't like the VT Arcade

[RunnerRunner]

Doesnt like VT in general.

[Vermilion]

Hasn't spoken to me

[Abyssal Echo]

Surfs the great barrier reef every morning

[Vermilion]

I wish that sounds great

Isn't active on vt

[playfull-qt]

had his penis autographed by the Queen

[Vermilion]

Loves to wear boxer briefs

[Mil1dreded]

Has a tennis racket super glued to their head

[Vermilion]

wears a wedding dress

[Mil1dreded]

Is convinced he is darth vader

[Vermilion]

Is secretly in charge of vt

[Mil1dreded]

Is stuck in a physical reality of vt and can't escape

[Vermilion]

loves to wash old people

[Hideous]

u r my ex

[Vermilion]

Doesn't know we got back together

[Abyssal Echo]

Is dating my ex

[Vermilion]

hates seeing me on vt

[KeeganW]

Dates too much on VT

[Vermilion]

Wishes me had never met

[KeeganW]

Would like to slap me around

[Vermilion]

Want me never to see him in person

[KeeganW]

likes to boss everybody around

[Vermilion]

Likes to cut the grass naked

[KeeganW]

is an expert outdoor person and camper

[Vermilion]

Is a girl guild

[KeeganW]

is bummed cause tomorrow is independence day

[Vermilion]

hates the USA

[KeeganW]

loves all the royal family stuff

[Broken Toy]

Wanted to be embalmed before he died

[Vermilion]

Wants to be queen

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates VT

[Vermilion]

is very annoying

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Obama's little sister

[Vermilion]

Is my bf

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns Google

[KeeganW]

Sold Google to him :)

[Vermilion]

Is my slave

[KeeganW]

Is very abusive :)

[Vermilion]

hated me so much

[KeeganW]

Doesn't have any friends

[Vermilion]

Doesn't have a twin

[KeeganW]

was test tube baby

[Vermilion]

Was adopted

[KeeganW]

parents tried to sell as baby,,,,no takers

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Toms mom

[jayjay's toocool]

Is mom's Tom!

[Abyssal Echo]

Sells camels in Alaska

[Vermilion]

Lives in England

[KeeganW]

Has a large swimming pool