Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Miserabilia]

is from spain

[Mil1dreded]

Is from Neptune

[Ridonks_CB]

Is Zeus
you horny destructor..

[Mil1dreded]

Is the Egyptian god of the afterlife Anubis

[Ridonks_CB]

I quite like Anubis :P

Is a cannibal named Hannibal

[Mil1dreded]

Is a doll named chucky

[Miserabilia]

Is a 60 year old woman

[blackpearrl]

Is a newborn baby

[Vermilion]

Has been a member for years

[Mil1dreded]

Is a Spanish conquistador

[Vermilion]

Is the king on Uganda

[Miserabilia]

is literaly a spooky scary skeleton

[Vermilion]

Is toasted Cheese

[Mil1dreded]

Sells mangos in Mauritius

[Vermilion]

Is a KGB agent

[Miserabilia]

is a twin

[Ridonks_CB]

Is a foreigner :P

[Mil1dreded]

Is David tenant

[Ridonks_CB]

Is David tenant

thATWOULDBEAWESOMEJBVKJSBVJ

[Ridonks_CB]

*Ahem* Is Moriarty

[Mil1dreded]

Is mrs Hudson

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the manager of upper manhattans Taco Bell

[playfull-qt]

holds the world record for nude pogo stick riding

[Mil1dreded]

Is attempting to break that record

[Vermilion]

Has broken the record just now

[Ridonks_CB]

Has just broken the record for longest continuouous kiss

[Mil1dreded]

Has also just broken that record :P

[Vermilion]

Just broke the record with his college teacher

[Mil1dreded]

Depending on which one that's not that bad haha

Bought some zebras for a zebra crossing

[Miserabilia]

Is a Senior member

[Vermilion]

Only has 5 post's

[Mil1dreded]

Is postman pat

[Vermilion]

Is bat man

[Mil1dreded]

Is Alfred

[KingLiam]

Is an evil genius who will blow up the planet with the power of rainbows and giant carrots

[Mil1dreded]

Is planning to fight me with a giant rabbit in the hope it will eat the carrots

[Vermilion]

Hates everyone on vt

[Abyssal Echo]

Is one of the first members of VT

[KingLiam]

Is Kim Jong Un in disguise

[Ridonks_CB]

Is Kim Jong-il, back from the dead

[KingLiam]

Is the body double of Tom Hanks

[Mil1dreded]

Is private Ryan

[KingLiam]

Is Tom hanks

[Mil1dreded]

Is king Joffrey

[KingLiam]

Know nothing

[Mil1dreded]

Doesn't know winter is coming

[Ridonks_CB]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ad6d56598215062426f49d3f5137600c/tumblr_n0wayc0N6Z1qz86l1o1_1280.jpg

[Mil1dreded]

Is George R,R Martin and will never let the dragons do anything cool

[Ridonks_CB]

Is JK Rowling, and will never write another Harry Potter book

[KingLiam]

Is hermione granger

[Mil1dreded]

Is ginny weasley

[KingLiam]

Wants ginny weasley

[Ridonks_CB]

Who doesn't?

Is Peter Petegrew

[Mil1dreded]

I wouldn't say no tbh :P

Broke the snitch

[KingLiam]

Eats out of hagrids beard

[Mil1dreded]

Felt peckish so put hedwig in a microwave

[KingLiam]

Try's to eat nimbus 2000..... Too hard

[Ridonks_CB]

Follows Lucius' every word like his dog

[Mil1dreded]

Is best mates with a dementor and umbridge

[Ridonks_CB]

I shipt it - can't wait for their first kiss :D

Is married to Peter (ew..)

[Mil1dreded]

Is married to Luna

[Ridonks_CB]

THATISAMAZINGOMGYES

Broke his wand

[WanderingHeart]

Is married to umbitch.

[Ridonks_CB]

...
Ouch o,--o

Well then IS Umbitch

[Ridonks_CB]

Oh wait I just realized what I did...
Ah well, hello there <333

[Mil1dreded]

Let me borrow some super glue to fix my wand

[WanderingHeart]

@Ridonks CB doesn't make a difference then, does it :'D?

Let me borrow his wand.

[Mil1dreded]

Found out spells backfire on my wand the hard way

[Ridonks_CB]

Guess not :'D

Is Voldemort's missing nose

[WanderingHeart]

Gimme my nose back...

Is in the illuminati.

[Ridonks_CB]

is George W. Bush

[WanderingHeart]

Is George Bush's potato.

[Ridonks_CB]

Is the reason Jimmy Neutron cancelled

[WanderingHeart]

..........

Is the reason pickles exist o-o.

[Ridonks_CB]

Is the reason the US exists

[Abyssal Echo]

Stole Harry Potters Owl

[Ridonks_CB]

Why would you steal a dead owl?.../Sorrytoofar..

Signed to have Buckbeak executed

[Vermilion]

Is the most know person on vt

[Matt_is_Awesome]

aliens from space visited him and made him king of their land

[WanderingHeart]

Is NOT awesome o-o

[hyperdude]

Ate three neighbourhood children and buried the bones under her house.

[Mil1dreded]

Used the bones to create furniture with

[Abyssal Echo]

is Hillary and Obama's love child

[DemiW]

is a little girl that farts zebras

[WanderingHeart]

Is a potato disguised as a chicken.

[richiex]

Flashed Mickey Mouse at Disney World

[ImCoolBeans]

Flosses his teeth with hair found on somebody else's hair brush

[Vermilion]

Is new to virtual teen

[Mil1dreded]

Goes to theme parks with a screwdriver and takes out the screws on the rides

[WanderingHeart]

ImCoolBeans EWWW XD

Blends pickles and potatoes with mustard and drinks it.

[Vermilion]

Drinks ant and worm smoothly

[Abyssal Echo]

Eats BBQ worms for Breakfast

[Mil1dreded]

Eats BBQ gravel for lunch

[Abyssal Echo]

likes to eat chocolate covered grasshoppers

[playfull-qt]

once locked himself in a port-o-potty

[Vermilion]

Had to get bigger tape measure

[playfull-qt]

has a fear of girls with sharp objects

[Vermilion]

No not really

Has cold hands

[playfull-qt]

sent me a box of hand warmers

[Horatio Nelson]

Hates carousels.

[Mil1dreded]

Lost the battle of trafalgar

[WanderingHeart]

Lost the battle of cheese.

[Abyssal Echo]

Makes Vodka for Vladimir Putin

[Horatio Nelson]

Isn't Mattie the wolf.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is one of the worst mods to work for VT

[cdegennaro2001]

used to sing in a Boy Band

[Ridonks_CB]

will be 1d new member

[WanderingHeart]

Will be their fan

[Ridonks_CB]

AHAHAHAHAHA

Is Zayn malik's new gf

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a one legged gorilla that lives in a treehouse

[jacshamy]

Drinks drain cleaner then spits fire from his nipples.

[Vermilion]

Is only 3 ft tall

[jacshamy]

Is a pterodactyl.

[Vermilion]

Isn't circumcised.

[jacshamy]

Is circumcised. lol

[Mil1dreded]

Is only comfortable using the toilet if someone is watching him

[WanderingHeart]

Lives in America o-o

[Ridonks_CB]

Columbused America and drove the Native Americans out through horrble ways

[Mil1dreded]

Is Eric cartman

[playfull-qt]

can mbate with either hand

[Horatio Nelson]

Isn't playfull.

[jacshamy]

Has a glass eye that shoots laser beams.

[Mil1dreded]

Mugged him for the glass laser eye

[jacshamy]

Eats glass laser eyes.

[Abyssal Echo]

Makes glass laser eyes

[Vermilion]

Is straight

[pjones]

secretly is taking over the world and will put cats in positions of power

[KeeganW]

secretly buying all the cat litter companies

[playfull-qt]

once got his penis caught in a vice

[Vermilion]

once got his penis caught in a vice

Funny story there .... na not really did get a hair clip caught on it once when I was younger never again

[Pat the Bunny]

is afraid of coffee

[Vermilion]

Sends me coffee to scare me

[Uranus]

Eats feces

[Vermilion]

is a cannibal

[Mil1dreded]

Is traumatised by football

[Vermilion]

Loves football ?

[Mil1dreded]

Not a lie haha gets american football confused with rugby

[Ridonks_CB]

Bathes in a tub of soda and snakes once every week

[WanderingHeart]

Bathes in a tub of soda and snakes TWICE a week.

[Ridonks_CB]

The snakes will kill me...

Eats snakes

[Abyssal Echo]

Got lost on the way to the bathroom

[playfull-qt]

tried to peek into my bedroom window

[Abyssal Echo]

left his bedroom window open

[playfull-qt]

thinks im a boy even after seeing me naked while peeking

[Tesserax]

Is secretly 2 conjoined twins with both a male and female "part"

[Rania]

Didn’t realiz I was spying on him

[playfull-qt]

does her homework naked

[Vermilion]

Is a naked model at a college art class

[playfull-qt]

sits in the first row in art class

[Mil1dreded]

Doesn't put clothes on after finishing modelling for art class

[Vermilion]

Doesn't put clothes on after finishing modelling for art class

Pays to watch art class

[Mil1dreded]

Wasn't admitted entrance into art class

[KeeganW]

flunked out of art class

[Vermilion]

Doesn't have a twin

[KeeganW]

hits his thumb with a hammer a lot

[Vermilion]

hits his thumb with a hammer a lot

I did over a month ago my nail has a black mark on it

[KeeganW]

got a F on that assignment

is your finger ok?

[playfull-qt]

has diaper rash

[jacshamy]

Ate mashed potatoes off the inside of a trash can lid. With gravy!

[hyperdude]

is the superhero known as Red Parka!

[playfull-qt]

is on the fbi wanted list

[Mil1dreded]

Is wanted for MI6 interrogation

[Abyssal Echo]

Is an alien shape shifter

[jacshamy]

Is 7' tall with adamantium kneecaps.

[henry5331]

is really short but uses stilts to fool everyone

[jacshamy]

Is not named Henry.

[paletanner]

is the dumbest man on the planet

[Tesserax]

has 5 penises growing out of his head like hair

[fighterpilot360]

hit my brother with a bus

[playfull-qt]

sleeps with a blowup doll named sara

[Vermilion]

Is a blow up doll called Sara

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Harry Potters little sister's unicorn pillow

[Vermilion]

Is secretly my lover

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a male stripper

[Vermilion]

Puts money in my waist band

[playfull-qt]

owns 4 sara dolls

[Vermilion]

Comes with 4 dolls

[Daniella98]

Has 4 testicles

[Vermilion]

Has 10 testicles

[fighterpilot360]

is dragonborn

[Ridonks_CB]

Is in the bloodline of the Hitler family

[Vermilion]

Is in the blood line of himmlers family

[playfull-qt]

sells bras and panties made in china door to door

[Snydergate]

Orders expensive chocolate from chicken farmers in Ecuador

[Vermilion]

Hates video games

[Mil1dreded]

Lives in a video game

[Vermilion]

Got killed by me in a video game

[Tesserax]

Is a video game

[Vermilion]

Has the most posts ever on vt

[Mil1dreded]

Is playing a jawa in the upcoming Star Wars film

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Yoda's second cousin twice removed

[Mil1dreded]

This needs bringing back

Tried to bring his sandcrawler through a McDonald's drive thru

[Abyssal Echo]

Trades military grade equipment to foreign governments for jelly beans

[Ridonks_CB]

Votes yes for the Tories

[LoveLessOne]

Is a spy for the aliens planning to invade us and steal our cows

[Ridonks_CB]

Is the ruler of the aliens and is planning to obliterate the planet in the process

[davidsp]

Has mastered the tricky art of wombat juggling.

[Ridonks_CB]

Is a Wobbuffet

[jacshamy]

Wears clothes made of algae.

[playfull-qt]

can play chop sticks on the piano with his penis