Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Mil1dreded]

Is actually a pirate from the 18th century

[Vermilion]

Has bigger boobs than Katie Price

[Mil1dreded]

Is imagining a guy with bigger boobs than Katie price

[Vermilion]

Is a giant hotdog

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Saudi Arabian camel salesman

[Mil1dreded]

Is a Japanese geisha woman

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a ladyboi from Singapore

[Mil1dreded]

Is a dingo from the outback

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a dishwasher at Outback steak house

[Mil1dreded]

Is a dishcloth at tgi Fridays

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the greeter at Walmart

[Mil1dreded]

Is a basket at asda

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a clothes rack at Family Dollar

[Mil1dreded]

Is a table at ikea

[Abyssal Echo]

is a napkin dispencer at McDonalds

[Mil1dreded]

Is a family bucket at KFC

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a shamrock shake at McDonalds

[Mil1dreded]

Is a meat feast at dominos

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a seven layer burrito at Taco Bell

[Mil1dreded]

Is a chicken teriyaki sub from subway

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a choco latte from starbucks

[Mil1dreded]

Is a hot chocolate Milano from cafe nero

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a berry smoothie from smoothie king

[Mil1dreded]

Is a bottle of mixed fruit cider from a british pub

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a bottle of Bacardi 151

[Mil1dreded]

Is a bottle of captain Morgans rum

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a fifth of Seagram's 7

[Mil1dreded]

Is an 1/8 of a pie chart

[Abyssal Echo]

Bribed the Mods to stay away from the count to 25 before a Mod posts

[playfull-qt]

sucks his thumb still

[Mil1dreded]

Refuses to wear clothes in public places only wears clothes in the shower

[Vermilion]

Follows her with a camera when she's in town

[Remora]

follows him with a camera wherever he is

[Vermilion]

Watches me following people

[KingLiam]

Eats people

[Vermilion]

Is a bigger rapper than Jay-z

[Tesserax]

Is secretly a British government agent that took down 3 helicopters, 5 African warlords, 10 defectors and a duck during Operation Skyfall

[Vermilion]

He Helped me take down all of the above

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Cuban spy sent to infiltrate the BBC

[playfull-qt]

Ate the Easter Bunny for lunch today

[Mil1dreded]

Is the judge of a new talent show to find the next Easter bunny

[Vermilion]

Is the gay icon Vladimir putin

[ImCoolBeans]

Likes to drink warm milk straight from the utter

[playfull-qt]

breeds fleas

[Mil1dreded]

Lead singer of an all girl punk rock band called vexed vaginas

[playfull-qt]

Is a vexed vagina groupie

[Snydergate]

Leads a rap group of chickens who travel America for chickens rights, but ultimately no one listens to the music since chickens rapping sounds very odd

[Daniella98]

Would have invested in the chicken music to finance a band of ocre rappers

[Abyssal Echo]

Runs a flea circus in Nairobi

[playfull-qt]

glows in the dark

[Vermilion]

Uses a naked human as a table to eat off.

[playfull-qt]

Uses a naked human as a table to eat off.

wants to be reborn as "my table"

[Vermilion]

wants to be reborn as "my table"

How did you know :p. Is waiting for me to turn into a table.

[CosmicNoodle]

Has a fetish for the 10:30 train out of Glasgow.

[Vermilion]

Also has a fetish for the 10:30 train out of Glasgow

[Sugilite]

Is actually a reptilian.

[Mil1dreded]

Thinks trees talk and wants to talk to them but is worried about disturbing there day

[NickTheStar]

parties like a cowboy or a rockstar

[Abyssal Echo]

is a rodeo clown

[Mil1dreded]

Thinks he lives in an ant colony and harbours romantic intentions for the queen ant

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a blind three legged dog named lucky

[NickTheStar]

Is a very sexy panda named Pablo

[Vermilion]

Has a fetish for pandas

[NickTheStar]

Is a migrant Mexican worked from Brazil named Tito.

[Vermilion]

Has a boyfriend named tito

[playfull-qt]

keeps a penis growth chart diary

[Vermilion]

Helps me keep the chart by measuring

[CosmicNoodle]

Was born on the moon.

[Mil1dreded]

Still thinks the moon is made of cheese

[Vermilion]

Is a lonely 81 year old lady

[playfull-qt]

stole my tape measure ...lol

[Daniella98]

Drink 3 gallons of pee daily

[Vermilion]

Helps provide the pee

[Hideous]

you're my ex

[Vermilion]

Doesn't know we're still together

[Hideous]

bought me food

[Vermilion]

Met me in person

[Hideous]

I read person as prison lmfao

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took me on an adventure to Antarctica

[Vermilion]

Nearly died in Antarctica

[Hideous]

did not save me from the army of penguins

[Vermilion]

Became king/queen of the penguins

[Mil1dreded]

Is a polar bear but is wearing a penguin disguise

[Ridonks_CB]

Is Voldemort's successor o.O

[Mil1dreded]

Is Harry's successor but this time evil wins (evil laugh) :P

[Ridonks_CB]

Is Harry's successor but this time evil wins (evil laugh) :P

Ouch :'D

Is another one of Professor Utonium's accidents but with no super powers and basically just a bland and boring blob

[Mil1dreded]

Thinks boring bland blobs are the coolest things ever

[Ridonks_CB]

Until a law is passed that all blobs must be given to Umbridge for her Thanksgiving dinner. Into the turkey you go -I don't even know-

[Mil1dreded]

Haha what ? :P wants to secretly be a blob too

[Ridonks_CB]

I don't know, I'm weird :P
Has been a spoon murderer for a running of 10 years

[Abyssal Echo]

bought a magical crystal skull from Sirius Black

[Mil1dreded]

Thinks Kingdom of the crystal skull is the best Indiana jones film

[Vermilion]

Hates virtual teen

[Mil1dreded]

Is trapped inside a computer screen

[fairmaiden]

you have a cat that dances suggestively to the theme tune of Judge Judy

[Mil1dreded]

Has a hippo that twerks to the South Park theme

[Ridonks_CB]

This forum really makes me smile...
Sneaks out at midnight every day to go to a rave party with Colin the giraffe

[Mil1dreded]

Wants me to introduce her to Colin the giraffe

[Vermilion]

Is colin the giraffe

[Mil1dreded]

Wants to attend one of my raves

[Vermilion]

Has the best raves every

[Mil1dreded]

Got locked in the portaloo at one of my raves

[Ridonks_CB]

Is the creator of raves - and war destruction

[Mil1dreded]

Is actually using the wifi from the tardis

[Ridonks_CB]

Is my mummy

[Mil1dreded]

If that's the doctor who reference I think it is I'm impressed :D

Owns a gas mask and 1940s clothes

[Ridonks_CB]

It is, my friend :)

Made the call that led to Sherlock's fall

[Mil1dreded]

Was watsons moustache until he shaved it off

[Ridonks_CB]

-HAHAHA X'D-

Is Dean's next pie

[Mil1dreded]

Is a SUPERNATURAL entity :P

[Ridonks_CB]

That sounds fun :D

Is currently harbouring Voldemort on the back of their head

[Mil1dreded]

Is on the back of my head haha

[Ridonks_CB]

xD

Is the reason One Direction broke up

[Mil1dreded]

I'd be proud if I was haha

Is inventor of the five well four robots in one direction and does regular maintenance checks

[Ridonks_CB]

I would applaud you :P

Is one of the band members/well, robots xD

[Mil1dreded]

Didn't do the last maintenance check properly so my head has fell off

[Ridonks_CB]

It's the new fashion trend Harry, stop whining :P

Threw a tomato at a fan in his recent concert

[Mil1dreded]

Has tomato on her face

[Ridonks_CB]

Is the tomato

[Mil1dreded]

Is a nocturnal being

[Vermilion]

Stay up to watch the nocturnal being

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a Saudi Arabian prince

[Mil1dreded]

Can't leave the house without stapling a sandwich to his head

[Vermilion]

Secretly in love with the user above

[Mil1dreded]

Is jealous I'm secretly in love with the person above

[Abyssal Echo]

made this video
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[Mil1dreded]

Studies myley Cyrus intensively

[Abyssal Echo]

Is secretly Hanna Montana's love child

[Mil1dreded]

Is Justin biebers conscience

[Vermilion]

Is Justin Bieber body

[Mil1dreded]

Is Justin biebers talent

[Vermilion]

So I'm nothing ?

Is Hitler great great grandchild

[Mil1dreded]

Is hitlers great great grandmother

[Miserabilia]

has been a member for 20 years

[Mil1dreded]

Has made -1 posts

[Ridonks_CB]

Kills all nocturnal beings to be the ruler of the night by default

[Vermilion]

Is a guy

[Mil1dreded]

Has built a ladder to space

[Vermilion]

Has climb the ladder

[Mil1dreded]

Floated away from the ladder forgetting there's no gravity

[Vermilion]

Floated away from the ladder forgetting there's no gravity

I know this is a lie thing but there is gravity in space just a very small amount. Sorry I just had to say it :)

Thinks there's no gravity in space

[Mil1dreded]

Lives on a planet with too much gravity

[Vermilion]

Lives underwater expect in the summer when I lives in the desert.

[Mil1dreded]

Does the opposite and we meet in the middle on our way there and say sup then continue walking

[Vermilion]

Got mad with me one year and don't say sup

[Mil1dreded]

Didn't see I had my headphones in so couldn't hear him

[Vermilion]

Didn't notice I called him a c**** cos he had headphones in

[Mil1dreded]

Didn't know I can lip read and that's why I was angry

[Vermilion]

Didn't know I Didn't mean it I was angry with someone else and that I'm sorry.

[Mil1dreded]

All is forgiven haha

Is the worlds biggest fan of frog tennis

[Ridonks_CB]

I know this is a lie thing but there is gravity in space just a very small amount. Sorry I just had to say it :)

Thinks there's no gravity in space

Thank you for knowing this, so many people call me a liar xD
Is the controller of all space and the universe in its entirety

[Mil1dreded]

Lives in a shack just outside of the universe

[WanderingHeart]

Is a pickle floating in space o.O

[Jthompson]

Commited treason agaisnt Croatia

[Jthompson]

I lied

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns a nudist resort in Croatia

[Ridonks_CB]

Is a member of that nudist resort in Croatia

[Vermilion]

Works at the nudist resort

[Mil1dreded]

Wears clothes at the nudist resort

[Vermilion]

Doesn't wear clothes at non nudist resorts

[Mil1dreded]

Wears clothes in the shower

[Vermilion]

Showers with his pe teacher

[Mil1dreded]

Don't do pe :P

Showers with a cutout of chewbacca

[Ridonks_CB]

Showers with random people

[Vermilion]

Is one of the people Mil1dreded showers with.

Not doing pe doesn't stop your old pe teacher popping round :P

[Mil1dreded]

Uses fanta instead of water in the shower

[Vermilion]

Uses a toilet brush to brush his teeth

[Mil1dreded]

Uses chilli sauce as toothpaste

[Vermilion]

Is in love with me :wub:

[Mil1dreded]

Is on powerful hallucinogenics and us imagining I'm in love with him

[Vermilion]

Is actually a confused 8 year old try to be a big boy on here

[Mil1dreded]

Is trampolining with the queen

[Vermilion]

Is sleeping with the Queen

[Ridonks_CB]

Is planning to kill the queen

[WanderingHeart]

Is in love with the queen's spoon.

[Ridonks_CB]

Guess I have an odd spoon fetish then xP

Has a hand fetish

[Vermilion]

Also has a foot fetish

[WanderingHeart]

Has a toilet fetish.

[Vermilion]

Really hates me

[WanderingHeart]

NU--oh wait it's a lying game lol.

Lives under an elephant"s ear.

[Vermilion]

Lives under the elephants other ear

[Ridonks_CB]

That's kinda neat actually

Secretly lives in the basement of an old lady's home

[Mil1dreded]

Uses the trunk for communication

[Vermilion]

Lives in the elephant's ass

[Mil1dreded]

Makes regular commutes there

[Ridonks_CB]

Has a romantic relationship with the elephant

[Mil1dreded]

Controls an army of ants

[Vermilion]

Is In charge of vt

[Ridonks_CB]

Ewww >~< Out of all bugs you chose the ones that began my fear for all ;A;

Is planning an alien invasion that is aiming to crush every country and put Britian on top because British and Dr. Who

[Mil1dreded]

All hail Britannia haha

Is planning on asking the Star Trek universe for back up

[Vermilion]

Is playing batman in the next film

[Ridonks_CB]

yes :D

The Star Wars universe heard of this, and now jealous they weren't contacted first, are planning to settle war against Mil1drededs plans

[Ridonks_CB]

Is playing batman in the next film

Sorry, I didnt see your reply as I wrote >~<!

[Vermilion]

Did see my reply

[Ridonks_CB]

Did see my reply

Haha :P

Is secretly cloning all twins

[Vermilion]

I've already had that in the arrested one by Mil1dreded

Is a lonely 30 year old looking for love

[Mil1dreded]

Is staring at a weeping angel

[Vermilion]

Dissappear after blinking

[Mil1dreded]

Is a highly successful badminton player in an alternate universe

[WanderingHeart]

Hai neighborrrr

Is in love with the elephant's ear.

[Mil1dreded]

Heyy

Is fighting me to win the affection of the elephant ear