Post an insane lie about the person above you

[NickTheStar]

He likes likes likes apples and bananas

[Silicate Wielder]

Is actually NickTheStar

[NickTheStar]

The person above is my split personality

[jordanhardy]

The person above has an alter ego

[NickTheStar]

Person above has chest hair trimmed in the shape of a captain hook mustache

[jordanhardy]

The person above dyes his bum hair bright purple

[NickTheStar]

The person above me is a Washington Wizards Shooting Guard.

[jordanhardy]

The person above is a 1st team left back

[NickTheStar]

Tho I have no idea what a left back is the person above is a alien from the planet Rastafarian named Darnell.

[jordanhardy]

The above person has a thing for anyone named Darnell

[NickTheStar]

The dude above me is not British. He is a member of a African tribe that speaks in clicks.

[Hideous]

you are my father

[jordanhardy]

The above person has 4 heads

[NickTheStar]

Is secretly a flesh eating chimpanzee from Zimbabwe.

[jordanhardy]

Is the source of Ebola

[NickTheStar]

Is the reincarnation of Drake's dirty Sanchez-esque mustache.

[jordanhardy]

Has a rather odd and kinky obsession with moustaches

[NickTheStar]

Person above thinks he is King Leonidas from 300

[jordanhardy]

The person above has just been booted down a big hole in the ground

[NickTheStar]

XD good one. The person above is Carly Rae Jepson after sex change surgery.

[jordanhardy]

The person above wishes he looked like Carey Rae Jepson after sex change surgery ;)

[NickTheStar]

The person above me isn't a smart ass. He's just a big ol meanie head.

[jordanhardy]

The above person is supposed to be posting insane lies

[NickTheStar]

Maybe the person above was wrong in assuming I wasn't lying. As you know when you assume u make a ass out of u and me. The person above me is the voice actor of tigress from kung fu panda.

[jordanhardy]

The person above is michael jacksons secret love child

[NickTheStar]

The person above me is the Mexican from episode 1 of breaking bad.

[jordanhardy]

The person above is the the reigning sumo wrestling champion of the world

[NickTheStar]

Actually I graco-roman wrestle but whatevs. The person above me is the dirt diggler.

[jordanhardy]

The person above is the child snatcher

[NickTheStar]

The person above is borat.

[jordanhardy]

Haha the person above is really the seal team 6 member who pulled the trigger on Osama Bin Laden

[NickTheStar]

The person above me is what happens when u feed a gremlin after 12

[jordanhardy]

The person above went up the hill to fetch a pale of water

[NickTheStar]

Lol the person above me is the result of a scientific experiment involving the combination of Ashton Kutchers Gooch hair, Rosie O'Donnells cock, and Shaggy Doo's belly button lint.

[jordanhardy]

Lmao The above person is to blame for Justin Biebers existance

[NickTheStar]

The person above me is the white version of O.T. Genasis

[jordanhardy]

The person above has replaced Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear

[NickTheStar]

The person above me is the offspring of rich home quan and a gazelle.

[jordanhardy]

The above person holds the world record for the longest middle finger

[NickTheStar]

The person above me is a slightly less attractive version of mgk

[jordanhardy]

The person above is better than me at this game

[NickTheStar]

The person above me is a resident of the North pole and holds a job as Santa's elf

[jordanhardy]

The person above is up long past his bed time

[NickTheStar]

Dude I got seventeen minutes left. Kiss my ass vanilla ice.

[jordanhardy]

The person above tastes like vanilla

[NickTheStar]

How do u know what I taste like sweetheart?

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a one eyed Australian pirate

[NickTheStar]

The person above is a talented rock star known as j swizzle

[Mil1dreded]

Is one directions biggest fan

[jordanhardy]

The above person is secretly the Easter rabbit

[NickTheStar]

Is half zebra

[jordanhardy]

Is 1/8 Mayan

[NickTheStar]

Is a 21st Century Broke Back Mountain cowboy

[Mil1dreded]

Sleeps in undertakers coffins to avoid buying a house

[NickTheStar]

Is really in prison using a phone smuggled in one of the people turned out's rectum to communicate on vt

[NickTheStar]

Was the person who removed phone from my rectum

[Mil1dreded]

Has a whole apple shop hidden in his ass

[NickTheStar]

Is a frequent buyer at Ass Apples Inc.

[badpig316]

Is the founder of ass apple ink.


(Sorry had to)

[NickTheStar]

Is other Co-founder and is the manufacturer of Ass Oranges INC.

[badpig316]

does that make me rich?

[Mil1dreded]

Has been shutdown for providing ass fruit

[NickTheStar]

Hasn't been shut down for providing urethral fruit

[NickTheStar]

Omg your so mean o.o
Is the king of monkees

[jordanhardy]

Is the prince of monkeys

[Abyssal Echo]

Is an Arabian sheep herder

[NickTheStar]

Is a washed up postar

[jordanhardy]

Is an 80's soap opera star

[NickTheStar]

Is a 1970s pornstar that has a mustache like captain hook

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Capt'n Hooks first mate

[NickTheStar]

Is King Kong's LSD connect

[jordanhardy]

Puts Aslan to shame

[NickTheStar]

Wtf is Aslan? Has a pet mole rat

[jordanhardy]

Aslan the lion.

Holds the world record for burping the alphabet the quickest

[NickTheStar]

I don't burp that's impolite and crude.
Person above is a fire breathing dragon on the dl

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the water boy for the Pittsburgh Steelers

[kanine]

Is the reincarnation of Mona Lisa

[NickTheStar]

Believes Mona Lisa was one sexy bitch

[jordanhardy]

The lerson above painted the monastery lisa

[kanine]

Leonardo Da'Vincis secret lover

[NickTheStar]

Leonardo Da'Vinci's pet cat in a hat

[jordanhardy]

Van Goghs love child

[kanine]

I thought we were supposed to lie.

Is actually a dog.

[NickTheStar]

Is actually a poodle with a bad habit of sneezing

[kanine]

Is a poodle lover

[NickTheStar]

Eats dog food on the dl

[jordanhardy]

Eats his toe nails

[NickTheStar]

Likes the biebs

[kanine]

Is the biebs

[jordanhardy]

Wants to be the beibs

[NickTheStar]

Would smash the biebs

[jordanhardy]

Wants to marry the beibs

[NickTheStar]

Looks like the first latina chick in the money baby music video

[kanine]

Is married to the biebs

[jordanhardy]

Is the beibs dope dealer

[DylanDanger]

is actually miley cyrus pretending to be the biebs

[kanine]

Is the biebs dope

[jordanhardy]

Is the beibs pet monkey

[NickTheStar]

Is a giant starfish named bobzilla

[kanine]

Is a smaller starfish named Bobnotzilla

[jordanhardy]

Is a lesser spotted pickled egg

[NickTheStar]

Is actually a mutated bag of weed that came to life

[kanine]

Is the pope

[NickTheStar]

Is the pope nonvirgin sister

[jordanhardy]

Is really Jesus reincarnate

[NickTheStar]

Is really the popes inbred fourth cousin from Nebraska named Piper

[jordanhardy]

Is found in a pot at the end of a rainbow

[kanine]

Is a leprechaun hunter

[NickTheStar]

Is found smoking pot at the end of the rainbow

[jordanhardy]

Is addicted to crystal meth

[NickTheStar]

Addicted to core workouts

[DylanDanger]

is actually the sun

[jordanhardy]

Is an average joe

[kanine]

Has no nose

[DylanDanger]

NickTheStar you being the sun lol

[kanine]

Hates music

[jordanhardy]

DylanDanger you didn't answer NickTheStar 's question

[NickTheStar]

My nose game is on point I promise. I have Jewish in me.
Person above is a ninja turtle for hire

[jordanhardy]

The person above is secretly batman

[kanine]

The person above is Robin

[jordanhardy]

The person above wants to see me in a Robin outfit

[DylanDanger]

I didn't understand NickTheStar 's question jordanhardy

[jordanhardy]

Is really a top Hollywood vocalist in disguise

[kanine]

Is a sane truther

[DylanDanger]

that isn't an insane lie about me :P haha jordanhardy

[jordanhardy]

Is a really bad singer

[Jason The Great]

Bad in a fist fight!

[kanine]

Meanie face

[jordanhardy]

Is a really good at posting insane lies

[kanine]

Is even better at posting insane lies

[NickTheStar]

Is not really good at insane lies

[jordanhardy]

Is running out of insane lies

[kanine]

Is secretly american

[DylanDanger]

is femaie/sixtyone/straight/evengelical christian/huge jock/unfriendly

[jordanhardy]

Has a really rubbish signature

[kanine]

Didn't just give me a heart attack

[jordanhardy]

Wants to not tell me why he nearly had a heart attack

[DylanDanger]

almost had a heart attack because he is 500lbs

[kanine]

wasn't who that post was directed at

[jordanhardy]

Doesn't want to tell me who that post was directed at

[DylanDanger]

likes to be nosey and get in everyones business

[kanine]

Owns a business

[jordanhardy]

Wants me to know everyone's business

[kanine]

Is actually a unicorn

[jordanhardy]

Is half goat

[kanine]

Is the other half

[DylanDanger]

wishes kanine was a horse from waist down

[kanine]

Doesn't realize how many ways that could be interpreted

[jordanhardy]

Used to be a Catholic priest

[kanine]

Secretly wishes he was atheist

[jordanhardy]

Secretly wishes he was a monk from Tibet

[kanine]

Wishes he was Kanine cat

[jordanhardy]

Wishes he was JordanHardy

[kanine]

Realizes he is truthing

[NickTheStar]

Wishes he was a chia pet

[kanine]

Doesn't realize he is truthing

[DylanDanger]

wishes he could be bionic lol

[kanine]

Has very accurate lies

[Hideous]

is a dog

[kanine]

Is a dog walker

[jordanhardy]

Wants to be walked on a lead

[DylanDanger]

wants to be NickTheStar 's puppy dog

[jordanhardy]

Doesn't have a new avatar pic

[NickTheStar]

Is already my puppy dog. Kanji is my kitty. And dimmy is my turtle.

[jordanhardy]

Is the master

[kanine]

Wants to be Nicks master

[DylanDanger]

doesn't like me enough to have me as a animal lol

[jordanhardy]

Will think he is the master

[kanine]

Doesn't have a v line

[jordanhardy]

Doesn't have a v line, even though he says he doesn't.

[kanine]

Is actually a robot designed by her majesty the queen to lure innocent Americans into Europe with his amazing v line

[DylanDanger]

kanine if anyone is a robot, it's me, i got carbon fiber and teflon legs lol

[jordanhardy]

I'm sure you would NickTheStar

[kanine]

Is actually a robotperfected by every president ever to lure Europeans into america through sheer good lookery

[kanine]

Ninja'd

[jordanhardy]

Would hate to be invaded by cute europeans

[kanine]

Bandana game is off point

[NickTheStar]

Theodore Roosevelt once said "Walk softly but carry a big stick." Be careful jordan you might get a problem you can't handle.

[DylanDanger]

would hate to be invaded by cute americans

[kanine]

Is incredibly boring

[jordanhardy]

Doesn't entertain me at all

[jordanhardy]

kanine is PMing me too

[kanine]

Isn't keeping me up hella late when I work at 4:00 PM

[jordanhardy]

Wants to go to work and not stare at my profile pic

[kanine]

Isn't making me want to pm

[jordanhardy]

Wants us to be straight

[DylanDanger]

hates me because he isn't including me in all the PMing lol

[kanine]

Isn't becoming a pm celebrity

[jordanhardy]

kanine has PM'd me

[kanine]

gives very clear messages

[playfull-qt]

has a birth mark that looks like a paw print on his left butt cheek

[Vermilion]

Has the world's biggest penis

[playfull-qt]

plays with Barbie dolls

[Sydneyy]

Likes to play rugby

[NickTheStar]

Is a soccer star

[Abyssal Echo]

Plays left field for the Cincinnati Reds

[NickTheStar]

Plays right field for the braves

[Abyssal Echo]

wears red on St Patrick's day

[NickTheStar]

Wears green on st Patty's day

[Abyssal Echo]

eats bbq worms for breakfast