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CosmicNoodle
October 31st, 2014, 07:48 PM
Hates me
Abyssal Echo
November 2nd, 2014, 02:05 PM
Hates VT
ImCoolBeans
November 3rd, 2014, 09:56 AM
Has never been a very active poster
Uranus
November 3rd, 2014, 11:10 AM
Has never been an admin
Abyssal Echo
November 6th, 2014, 07:59 PM
Is a closeted crossdresser
ImCoolBeans
November 10th, 2014, 08:15 AM
Has 6 nipples
Uranus
November 10th, 2014, 09:10 AM
Has 6 boobs
Abyssal Echo
November 21st, 2014, 07:18 PM
Is a closet nudist that wears thongs to school
ksdnfkfr
November 21st, 2014, 07:22 PM
Likes to pour gravy down his pants
Captain Canada
November 21st, 2014, 07:47 PM
Has bears living in his pants
ksdnfkfr
November 21st, 2014, 07:48 PM
Wears pants on her head
Captain Canada
November 21st, 2014, 07:49 PM
Eats pants off my head
ImCoolBeans
December 1st, 2014, 09:51 AM
Is actually a reptilian shapeshifter
Uranus
December 2nd, 2014, 11:47 AM
Has an extra set of eyeballs
Silentslayer13
December 2nd, 2014, 11:03 PM
Sniffs his phone to get high
Hideous
December 2nd, 2014, 11:16 PM
is Hannah Montana
Melodic
December 3rd, 2014, 06:16 PM
He worked for the first president of the USA
Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2014, 06:23 PM
Is Michelle Obamas girl friend
Hideous
December 3rd, 2014, 06:25 PM
flew to Mars
MercenaryMarksman
December 3rd, 2014, 06:33 PM
Is the son of the British Prime minister and loves to eat cake every day at noon.
Hideous
December 3rd, 2014, 06:35 PM
Is the son of the British Prime minister and loves to eat cake every day at noon.
sounds fun
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is Miley Stewart's twin Luanne.
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111009115139/hannahmontana/images/3/31/Luannstewart.jpg
Melodic
December 3rd, 2014, 06:36 PM
is a barely touched piece of broccoli
CosmicNoodle
December 3rd, 2014, 06:36 PM
Loves to eat raw cats
Hideous
December 3rd, 2014, 06:39 PM
is a barely touched piece of broccoli
OMG AHHAHAHAHAHAH.
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owns a koala
Melodic
December 3rd, 2014, 06:43 PM
Owns two koalas
Abyssal Echo
December 4th, 2014, 12:30 AM
Is one of the Koalas
Miserabilia
December 5th, 2014, 06:22 PM
hates trains
Melodic
December 5th, 2014, 06:54 PM
left a boyband for a unsuccessful solo career
Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2014, 08:19 PM
Rides a unicorn to school
project_icarus
December 8th, 2014, 05:23 AM
Let the dogs out
Miserabilia
December 8th, 2014, 09:18 AM
is a new member
Melodic
December 8th, 2014, 03:18 PM
is Shredded Cheese
Miserabilia
December 8th, 2014, 03:32 PM
is a meteorite
Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2014, 06:24 PM
Is a giant rubber tree
Melodic
December 8th, 2014, 09:04 PM
is planning to change the English Language
Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2014, 09:37 PM
Has three eyes
Melodic
December 8th, 2014, 10:34 PM
Has 10 hands.
Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2014, 11:01 PM
Is bigfoots little brother
RJx_Writer
December 10th, 2014, 07:58 PM
Is Bigfoot's gay sex addicted older brother.
Abyssal Echo
December 11th, 2014, 01:04 AM
Has two left feet
Hideous
December 11th, 2014, 01:10 AM
has a toe that can speak
Miserabilia
December 11th, 2014, 04:10 PM
hates pugs
Lost in the Echo
December 11th, 2014, 04:13 PM
hates cheese :P
amgb
December 11th, 2014, 06:34 PM
Is married to a block of cheese~
Uranus
December 12th, 2014, 09:04 AM
Has seven boobs.
Miserabilia
December 12th, 2014, 09:44 AM
has 4 middle fingers
Uranus
December 12th, 2014, 10:02 AM
Still not enough!!
Has never had cheese
Melodic
December 12th, 2014, 11:11 AM
Has more Oscars than Leonardo DiCaprio.
Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2014, 11:59 AM
Rides on the tails of Comets
Uranus
January 2nd, 2015, 12:20 PM
Has punched the president
Silicate Wielder
January 2nd, 2015, 04:57 PM
Is secretly Zeus, god of lightning.
TheN3rdyOutcast
January 2nd, 2015, 05:45 PM
Was born yesterday under a blue moon.
Silicate Wielder
January 2nd, 2015, 08:12 PM
How did you know?! :O
Was the one that broke my last pair of headphones.
Abyssal Echo
January 2nd, 2015, 08:14 PM
is really a clock eating burrito
Melodic
January 3rd, 2015, 08:49 PM
He's that clock.
Malibu_Barbie
January 3rd, 2015, 08:53 PM
Dances on the rings of Saturn
Melodic
January 3rd, 2015, 11:20 PM
He's a unicorn that poops out skittles.
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2015, 11:31 PM
Is a 3 legged alien
andria924
January 11th, 2015, 10:37 AM
Gets up at nights and eat pikles! :D
IceCore
January 20th, 2015, 10:17 AM
Eats the hearts of baby pandas. And then fucks their bodies...
tasminsmith
January 20th, 2015, 11:10 AM
is a ice cube :3
IceCore
January 20th, 2015, 10:43 PM
Doesn't think I'm a psycho xD
Abyssal Echo
January 20th, 2015, 10:48 PM
Is a one eyed sea otter
amgb
January 21st, 2015, 02:48 AM
Is a three eyed seal
IceCore
January 21st, 2015, 08:37 AM
Is a shapeshifting alien that came to our planet with the ultimate mission to tentacle-rape all our narwhals.:eek:
Abyssal Echo
January 21st, 2015, 01:23 PM
is not a newbie
tasminsmith
January 21st, 2015, 02:32 PM
is a newbie
IceCore
January 21st, 2015, 11:51 PM
is ugly as sin.
jssixna
January 22nd, 2015, 01:53 AM
is a bully :,(
amgb
January 22nd, 2015, 03:18 AM
Has five noses
IceCore
January 22nd, 2015, 08:35 AM
Has five nipples...
Adventure boy
January 24th, 2015, 01:38 AM
Has 4 ball sacks
amgb
January 24th, 2015, 01:50 AM
Has eighty eight fingers and nineteen toes
Abyssal Echo
January 24th, 2015, 02:00 AM
Joined yesterday
Remora
January 24th, 2015, 02:10 AM
Is my feline twin sister
IceCore
January 29th, 2015, 10:15 AM
is my bastard son with the destiny to end my evil tyranny and claim the throne of madness for himself
Abyssal Echo
January 29th, 2015, 10:58 AM
Built the Hubble telescope
Emerald Dream
January 29th, 2015, 12:35 PM
has "VT Arcade" tattooed on his thigh
Uranus
January 29th, 2015, 12:36 PM
Hates dolphins
Abyssal Echo
January 29th, 2015, 04:40 PM
Has never been to my diary
Excalibur
January 29th, 2015, 07:27 PM
Absolutely hates VT with all their might.
Abyssal Echo
January 30th, 2015, 02:19 AM
Is the 2nd baseman for the Cincinnati Reds
DoodleSnap
January 30th, 2015, 04:44 PM
Is the 2nd baseman for the Cincinnati Reds Used to be a North Korean General.
Abyssal Echo
January 30th, 2015, 04:47 PM
Has never been in VT's chat room
amgb
January 30th, 2015, 06:28 PM
Has never been in the VT arcade
Melodic
January 31st, 2015, 05:23 PM
is Sea Salt.
amgb
January 31st, 2015, 05:39 PM
Is a comet that orbits earth
Abyssal Echo
January 31st, 2015, 11:48 PM
Spends all their time chasing comets
Melodic
February 1st, 2015, 06:23 PM
He chases the person chasing comets
Excalibur
February 1st, 2015, 08:17 PM
Is the girlfriend of Tom Brady
Abyssal Echo
February 2nd, 2015, 02:06 AM
Is a one armed rabbit that plays the Cello
project_icarus
February 2nd, 2015, 02:14 AM
Slept with the King of Mauritania.
HououinKiyoma
February 2nd, 2015, 02:16 AM
Wears his shoes on his hands and glove on his feet.
Abyssal Echo
February 2nd, 2015, 02:23 AM
Is a Saudi princess
richiex
February 2nd, 2015, 01:50 PM
once auditioned for the role of the "wolf" in a low budget adult film version of "Little Red Ridinghood"
Abyssal Echo
February 2nd, 2015, 05:33 PM
Was cast to play Little Red Ridinghood
Melodic
February 2nd, 2015, 05:42 PM
He destroyed the evidence of the cookie monster taking cookies from the cookie jar
Abyssal Echo
February 2nd, 2015, 05:46 PM
Was last seen singing backup for Justin Bieber in London
Melodic
February 2nd, 2015, 05:57 PM
He was in front row, that's how he saw me.
Abyssal Echo
February 2nd, 2015, 06:29 PM
didn't make me laugh
playfull-qt
February 2nd, 2015, 07:30 PM
wet himself when he laughed
Abyssal Echo
February 2nd, 2015, 10:32 PM
Is new
suzzysmith2012
February 3rd, 2015, 01:19 AM
Held up the truck driver with a water pistol and stole all the Oreo Cookies of the Walmart truck. I saw him.
IceCore
February 4th, 2015, 12:14 AM
Is the clown called Tricky from the Madness series.
Uranus
February 5th, 2015, 11:22 AM
Is Osama bin laden
Abyssal Echo
February 5th, 2015, 09:50 PM
Is the reason the lights went out in Georgia
Melodic
February 6th, 2015, 03:50 AM
He's the guy from that movie
HououinKiyoma
February 6th, 2015, 03:52 AM
Went to Georgia to buy a bottle of Coke
Melodic
February 6th, 2015, 03:52 AM
He apparently followed lol
Hideous
February 6th, 2015, 04:05 AM
Swam with crocodiles
amgb
February 6th, 2015, 04:34 AM
Travelled to the moon and came back yesterday
richiex
February 9th, 2015, 09:39 PM
doesn't use #2 pencils when required to do so
Abyssal Echo
February 9th, 2015, 10:10 PM
Was last seen trying to sneak into area 51
suzzysmith2012
February 10th, 2015, 12:36 AM
Holds the secret of personal invisibility, and won't share
Abyssal Echo
February 10th, 2015, 12:42 AM
Performed at the super bowl halftime show
suzzysmith2012
February 10th, 2015, 01:02 AM
Snuck into my house and took my pet Salamander named Bob.
Remora
February 10th, 2015, 01:04 AM
Doesn't know where his pet salamander Rob is
suzzysmith2012
February 10th, 2015, 01:22 AM
Is in cahoots with Mattie in regards to the sudden disappearance of my pet Salamander named Bob,,
richiex
February 12th, 2015, 12:44 AM
is covering up the untimely death of her "pet Bob" by blaming other
suzzysmith2012
February 12th, 2015, 12:58 AM
Is assuming I am a master at making Conspiracies
richiex
February 12th, 2015, 01:05 AM
has a special little pouch sown to the side of her panties to hide Salamanders she poaches from protected game preserves
suzzysmith2012
February 12th, 2015, 01:08 AM
Went to the grocery store and drank all the strawberry milk, didn't pay, and walked home.
IceCore
February 14th, 2015, 12:33 PM
Shared a meal of raw baby panda hearts with me last night.
Abyssal Echo
February 15th, 2015, 01:46 AM
Is a 3 eyed flying donkey
Remora
February 15th, 2015, 02:10 AM
Has 3 eyes, can fly, or is a donkey
Abyssal Echo
February 15th, 2015, 03:00 AM
Is really a talking cat
suzzysmith2012
February 15th, 2015, 03:03 AM
Is really Jimmy Hoffa, and has been hiding here these last view years.
DeterminedWolf
February 15th, 2015, 06:36 AM
is actually a unicorn
IceCore
February 15th, 2015, 10:39 AM
Is in fact a Tenacious Fox.
Liven
February 15th, 2015, 04:46 PM
Is Tupac in disguise.
Melodic
February 15th, 2015, 08:29 PM
He's Elvis in hiding
suzzysmith2012
February 15th, 2015, 10:36 PM
Is actually a mad scientist working on a clone of me
Melodic
February 16th, 2015, 07:05 AM
Is currently in charge of the secret behind cafeteria meat
Wolf1098
February 16th, 2015, 07:50 AM
Is a million billion trillion google years old
IceCore
February 16th, 2015, 10:30 AM
Is a tentacle monster that wants to rape grizzly bears
Abyssal Echo
February 18th, 2015, 12:36 AM
likes to eat chocolate covered fried worms for breakfast
Melodic
February 18th, 2015, 12:43 AM
is a secret mod
Abyssal Echo
February 18th, 2015, 12:49 AM
was a terrible mod
Melodic
February 18th, 2015, 12:49 AM
is a terrible member
IceCore
February 19th, 2015, 02:01 PM
Is in my head so she can find where im hiding my collection of broken lamps and steal it.
Liven
February 28th, 2015, 04:23 PM
Is in my house stealing my stuff.
amgb
February 28th, 2015, 07:28 PM
Lives on the moon
Liven
February 28th, 2015, 10:59 PM
Like to go on trees to spy on neighbors.
IceCore
March 1st, 2015, 09:49 AM
is in fact DeadAndRotting
Liven
March 1st, 2015, 10:57 AM
Is raiding my neighbors house right now
IceCore
March 7th, 2015, 12:50 PM
Is watching me through that evil eye
DylanDanger
March 7th, 2015, 11:09 PM
Really has a core of fire, not ice.
Abyssal Echo
March 7th, 2015, 11:28 PM
Is a three legged Cello playing grizzly bear
playfull-qt
March 21st, 2015, 04:57 AM
is "almost" potty trained
Beth
March 21st, 2015, 06:18 AM
She us a pink elephant trainer.
IceCore
March 21st, 2015, 03:15 PM
Stole my pet Articuno
tasminsmith
March 21st, 2015, 03:34 PM
swims lenths in lava
playfull-qt
March 22nd, 2015, 12:43 AM
scams the tooth fairy by putting fake teeth under her pillow to make money
Mil1dreded
March 27th, 2015, 06:55 PM
Likes to wear armour made out of trash cans
Uranus
March 27th, 2015, 07:14 PM
Uses pizza as toilet paper
playfull-qt
March 29th, 2015, 01:52 PM
named his penis "Ralph"
Mil1dreded
March 29th, 2015, 02:48 PM
Keeps 'Ralph' in a jar :P
Vermilion
March 29th, 2015, 02:58 PM
Knows what ralph looks like
Beth
March 29th, 2015, 03:08 PM
Has showed him what Ralph looks like.
bskaoalncnfjd
March 29th, 2015, 03:19 PM
Is actually Jay-Z
Mil1dreded
March 29th, 2015, 03:35 PM
Is actually Beyoncé
playfull-qt
March 29th, 2015, 04:16 PM
wears spiderman undies
Mil1dreded
March 29th, 2015, 05:41 PM
I borrowed them she's actually spiderman
cdegennaro2001
March 30th, 2015, 11:47 PM
Doesn't exist
Daniella98
March 30th, 2015, 11:51 PM
Sleeps upside down... and inside out
playfull-qt
March 31st, 2015, 12:04 AM
sleepwalks naked
jordanhardy
March 31st, 2015, 12:11 AM
Loves crab paste
playfull-qt
March 31st, 2015, 12:20 AM
wears a sock on his penis 4 warmth
jordanhardy
March 31st, 2015, 12:23 AM
Technically that's not a lie, I've worn a cock sock before :)
Lover to dance with geese
Mil1dreded
March 31st, 2015, 09:30 AM
Wears no clothes apart from nipple tassels
jordanhardy
March 31st, 2015, 10:02 AM
Loves to wear cloggs
Mil1dreded
March 31st, 2015, 11:07 AM
Is the founder of the british clogg appreciation society
playfull-qt
April 1st, 2015, 03:57 PM
is living a "green " lifestyle by using waste oil as lube when masturbating
Mil1dreded
April 1st, 2015, 06:08 PM
Collects old bits of chewing gum off the pavements :P
playfull-qt
April 1st, 2015, 08:33 PM
plays TWISTER naked by himself
jordanhardy
April 1st, 2015, 10:04 PM
Wears a giant condom on her head at night
kanine
April 1st, 2015, 11:19 PM
Is made out of anthropomorphic cheeto puffs.
IceCore
April 2nd, 2015, 07:50 AM
His avatar is a photo of himself
Mad115
April 2nd, 2015, 08:17 AM
Has a talking dildo
Vermilion
April 2nd, 2015, 08:36 AM
Uses the talking dildo
Bull
April 2nd, 2015, 09:29 AM
Actually is from London, Ontario, Canada.
jordanhardy
April 2nd, 2015, 12:53 PM
Rides around on a 3 legged pony
Mil1dreded
April 2nd, 2015, 03:36 PM
Owns a porpoise called graham
Abyssal Echo
April 2nd, 2015, 03:39 PM
Is the porpoise called graham
Mil1dreded
April 2nd, 2015, 03:42 PM
Has an unhealthy obsession with toe nail clippings
jordanhardy
April 2nd, 2015, 03:42 PM
Wishes he could own a porpoise called graham
NickTheStar
April 2nd, 2015, 03:44 PM
Said person above stole a bulldozer and ran it through CVS pharmacy and robbed it with two Jewish strippers who he then spends all seven thousand dolsrs he made from dealing the pills on said strippers.
Mil1dreded
April 2nd, 2015, 03:52 PM
Pocketed $3500 recently I think we can figure out how :P
kanine
April 2nd, 2015, 04:01 PM
Is actually Obama
Mil1dreded
April 2nd, 2015, 04:06 PM
As I'm Obama said person above is the new minister for feline equality
NickTheStar
April 2nd, 2015, 04:10 PM
Is really not Obama but Michelle Obama
Mil1dreded
April 2nd, 2015, 04:14 PM
Has to explain to his boss why his bulldozer is missing
NickTheStar
April 2nd, 2015, 04:28 PM
Plans to start a restaurant for women called taquios with guy waiters in compressed underwear that serves burritos, crispitos, a obviously taquitos with his portion of the bulldozer CVS robbery.
Mil1dreded
April 2nd, 2015, 04:43 PM
That's what I call a wise investment haha person above is currently staking out more pharmacies so we can branch out the Mexican/male stripper restaurant aimed at women
NickTheStar
April 2nd, 2015, 04:53 PM
Person above is trying to find investors while I plan to rob Starbucks with a wrecking ball.
Mil1dreded
April 2nd, 2015, 05:00 PM
Person above is serving jail time for criminal damage and intent to steal
NickTheStar
April 2nd, 2015, 05:04 PM
person above is running a successful restaurant called taquitos. I am stuck in a cell with a black man named Darnell.
jordanhardy
April 2nd, 2015, 05:29 PM
The above person likes sharing his cell with Darnell
NickTheStar
April 2nd, 2015, 05:44 PM
The above person wishes he had a Darnell.
Danny_boi 16
April 2nd, 2015, 05:49 PM
Captain of the Star ship Enterprise
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