Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Abyssal Echo]

is a furry wizard

[Steve Jobs]

>:D
injects mustard in his veins

[pink316]

Sleeps outside because he thinks theres zombies in his room

[Steve Jobs]

Farts out of his ears

[Snookers]

is actually a woman.

[Steve Jobs]

is a transvestite

[Silicate Wielder]

is really half an epic face, his other half got lost in cyberspace.

[PinkFloyd]

Eats little packets of ketchup for breakfast, lunch and dinner

[Steve Jobs]

Goes to Chick-Fil-A to order Chickfila sauce because it's free

[Snookers]

has an evil twin brother on the other side of the world.

[Mob Boss]

Has never actually seen any of the Harry Potter movies (nor read the books).

[Bharris13]

Does not know who J.R.R. Tolkien is. :O

[Steve Jobs]

Named his cat Tom and his computer mouse Jerry and trained his cat to chase his mouse.

[Silicate Wielder]

is really an alien who is studying us so he can find our weakness and enslave us all in a ketchup factory where he gets the ketchup he eats in his all ketchup diet.

[Steve Jobs]

Has chosen to devote his life to the study of aliens

[Snookers]

belly-dances in his free time.

[Steve Jobs]

Is a rockstar in her own imaginary world.

[Silicate Wielder]

Fears my tulpa

[HahaWaitWhat]

Knows how Barney Stinson met his mother.

[HelloKittyHeartBeats]

Has a weed plant growing in his armpit.

[DarkHorse4eva]

is a fluffy kitten called steve

[Snookers]

was raised by a prairie dog

[DarkHorse4eva]

thats kinda true

shes having an affair with my future husband

[Snookers]

will end up marrying the eiffel tower

[DarkHorse4eva]

She's having an affair with the Eiffel tower

[HahaWaitWhat]

Is having an affair with the Statue of Liberty.

[Steve Jobs]

Is having an affair with the Golden Gate Bridge :P

[Snookers]

Is having an affair with Tower of Pisa.

[Lost in the Echo]

Is having an affair with the Empire State Building.

[kayleethegray]

gave a BJ to a snowmam

[Snookers]

slept with a guy that is 60+, just for his money.

[Lost in the Echo]

Had sex with the tiger in her signature.

[kayleethegray]

once made out with a hotdog.

[DarkHorse4eva]

Bite the hand of her crush

[Troy35216]

he's my son who came from the future to keep me from making a terrible mistake. I hope he was successful.

[Snookers]

he is Daniel Radcliffe's lost nephew.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Turns into the tiger in her signature during blue moons.

[ReginaGeorge]

Eat babies for a living.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Eat babies for a living.

It's good for my complexion. Personally knows Jack the Ripper.

[Steve Jobs]

Secretly wishes he was a llama.

[Snookers]

says that because he is actually a llama and he wishes to spend time with a another llama.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Is trying to draw away from the fact that shes a llama.

[Danny_boi 16]

Trying to draw away from the fact hes a martian :P

[AkuRokuStalker]

Trying to draw away from the fact that he is justin beiber

[PinkFloyd]

She is really with the FBI.

[AkuRokuStalker]

le gasp how did you know=0

is a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater

[Silicate Wielder]

met bigfoot, when he told the police about it they send him to a mental institution.

[Snookers]

is actually a small ball of light that can talk and levitate.

[CharlieHorse]

She's Snooki!

[Snookers]

Is jealous because I'm, like, more awesome, and all that. I know how to , like, you know, par-tayy hardcore and look like a jersey skank while doing it. Oh and don't make me take my earings off, It could end up, like, really really nasty.

[CharlieHorse]

Is not attractive at all!:D

[Mob Boss]

Hates ponies but pretends he loves them.

[Snookers]

Is actually a witch that lives deep in the forest. She has a wand that has internet connection.

[stepht]

Still hasn't figured out an easy way to take her shirt off.

[CharlieHorse]

(A fellow Californian!)
:p
He's evil

[Snookers]

He actually likes G3 ponies.

[Silicate Wielder]

Is really from a foreign planet and is studying us so she can call an alien invasion

[Archimedes]

He's a cake, not a burrito (cake is a lie, isn't it?)

[spoke]

he is not really from earth

[Abyssal Echo]

is really an Illeagal alien from South America

[Cognizant]

likes me ;)

[Troy35216]

traveled from Canada to Mexico in a hot air balloon

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Was born in the Indian Ocean, by a diver

[Snookers]

Has 83 kids, each one named Bob.

[Troy35216]

holds the World Record for eating the most hard boiled eggs in 3 minutes

[Silicate Wielder]

Ate all of Our nearest neighboring galaxy... In 5 minutes. Dude, you must have either an insanely large stomach,,, Or serious skills, or most likely, even both!

[Mob Boss]

Hates anime ...D:

[PinkFloyd]

lying about her age and is actually still in the womb. This makes her -2 months old.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Steve job's bitch

[Mob Boss]

Has a bad habit of licking people's faces upon first meeting them.

[Jake Morgan]

Nobody likes her avatar.

[Josh Morgan]

Foams at the mouth and runs around in circles barking whenever the postman shows up. Oh wait, is this supposed to be a lie?

[Mob Boss]

Nobody likes her avatar.

Foams at the mouth and runs around in circles barking whenever the postman shows up. Oh wait, is this supposed to be a lie?

ARE YOU GUYS RELATED? sioyarebvt9wrut!

He eats bark off of trees. :yummy:

[Josh Morgan]

ARE YOU GUYS RELATED? sioyarebvt9wrut
Yep, I'm a minute older then him.

I hear you got busted for making counterfeit Chuck E Cheese tokens.

[Mob Boss]

You guys are twins? jahgftawer! That's coolbeans.

Is actually his brother Jake, posting through Josh's account. Sneaky beans. :eyebrow:

[Josh Morgan]

Is actually an MI5 00' agent licensed to kill.

[Mob Boss]

hey...http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/3-13-shh-klaus-rupertgrint.gif shhh.


Touches everything he eats to his chin before he can eat it.

[The LOLer]

Is the most ugly person ever

[BWLC]

^ has a big penis

[The LOLer]

Has a penis/vagina.

[Mob Boss]

Is the most ugly person ever

D:




Eats snails as a hobby. :yeah:

[The LOLer]

D:




Eats snails as a hobby. :yeah:

It's a lie.

Is piromatic

[Abyssal Echo]

is a stereotypical serial killer

[The LOLer]

Muahahaha...

Is a psycho pedophile.

[Abyssal Echo]

is related to Jeffery Dommer

[Stephan]

A girl.

[Mob Boss]

An old, cat lady

[The LOLer]

Is unlovable

[Abyssal Echo]

is a mean ugly old lady that eats obnoxious little boys for breakfast

[Stephan]

Has a knack for tofu.

[The LOLer]

Is a Hispanic with std's

[HockeyLovesMe]

we had sex... but only twice :)

[Josh Morgan]

He's actually manufacturing plastic explosives.

[Mob Boss]

Died in a WWII fighter jet many years ago and was reincarnated. :ghost:

[OrKing]

She eats more meat than I do.

[Josh Morgan]

Is from Norway and fishes for blue wales in downtown Oslo while riding a unicycle with a flat tire and juggling live octopuses.

[Jake Morgan]

Can burp the entire star spangled banner backwards

[OrKing]

Smells like a jellyfishes uncle Gerard from a galaxy far, far away.

[Jake Morgan]

Is an MI5 agent in charge of conjunction secret operations involving Torchwood and the Doctor and has visited my uncle Gerard in the TARDIS.

[OrKing]

He has an extremely strict diet of Twinkies and 5.56 rounds.

[Mob Boss]

Has a tattoo of Miley Cyrus. :yuck:

[Jake Morgan]

Is really Miley Cyrus in disguise.

[Silicate Wielder]

is actually from the future

[Abyssal Echo]

was actually born in the 40's but got sucked into a black hole and ended up here

[OrKing]

Is actually Morning Queen!

[Mob Boss]

Killed an alien with that huge knife in his old picture.

[OrKing]

I never like her signatures. :P

[Synyster Shadows]

You are a fish

[Abyssal Echo]

is a homeless Cello player

[Jake Morgan]

Is really Justin Bieber.

[Mob Boss]

He's Hannibal the Cannibal.

[CharlieHorse]

Bridge the bridge. :?

[Jevon]

Has been fucked hardcore by a unicorn

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes:
Has a common name.

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes:
Has a common name.

[TinyDancer]

Has stolen the answers to next week's math test but will only share them if we cut off a piece of our hair and tape to the Lincoln picture in Mr. Watt's class

[Jake Morgan]

Really actually has a tiny person trapped inside a small sphere.

[AmericanCossack]

In all actuality the King of Central Atlantis and also maybe New York.

[Mob Boss]

Is a hitman hired by Donald Trump to take out anyone seen wearing a similar hairpiece. :bounce:

[CharlieHorse]

Russian spy -_-

[Captain Who]

^ is a mass unicorn rapist .-c.

[CharlieHorse]

0_0...

I DON'T want to be friends with her

:P

[Josh Morgan]

Can eat his own weight in asphalt.

[Synyster Shadows]

Has a plot to destroy earth

[Jake Morgan]

Has a taking dog and a singing frog.

[Mob Boss]

Sleeps wIth his eyes open.

[Synyster Shadows]

has a pet spider

[Abyssal Echo]

sleeps with his pet Python

[Mob Boss]

Eats raw eggs for dessert. :yuck:

[pjones]

takes candy from children

[Josh Morgan]

Is digging a tunnel to China.

[Mob Boss]

Is on the other side of that tunnel. Creep.

[pjones]

filled in the tunnel

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Has a taking dog
and a singing frog.

Well I gues you didn't notice that :P

But the user above me plans to bomb the Statue of Liberty.

[The LOLer]

He's very mean to little people

[Abyssal Echo]

he is mean cruel and obnoxious to everyone

[The LOLer]

he is mean cruel and obnoxious to everyone

:/

I feel very suicidal

Is an arabian

[Abyssal Echo]

is a Russian from outermost Siberia

[Coolboi]

is a meany

[Josh Morgan]

He calls himself Josh, but his real name is Rumpelstiltskin.

[Jake Morgan]

Calls himself Josh, but his real name is Tinkerbell.

[Josh Morgan]

Was adopted after being left on our doorstep by Gypsies.

[Mob Boss]

Once ate a live penguin for a dollar bet. Poor guy D: ......that couldn't have been fun for the penguin either. :bigsmile:

[The LOLer]

Sets children on fire.

[Synyster Shadows]

molests teddy bears

[The LOLer]

How'd you know?

Is a 45 year old virgin

[Synyster Shadows]

0_0

Is a gorilla in disguise

[The LOLer]

Wants to rape me

[Synyster Shadows]

Is secretly a girl

[PinkFloyd]

sucks dick for crack money in uptown Los Angeles

[Synyster Shadows]

dafuq??

Is obsessed with MLP like Charlie

[The LOLer]

Wish I were a girl

[Synyster Shadows]

is a lobster

[The LOLer]

has a deadly illness

[Deep Blue Sea]

Can sing just like Freddie Mercury.

[The LOLer]

Wants to tasye my rainbowsauce

[Mob Boss]

*makes disturbed face* ^ That sounded....odd. xD

Is actually from cakeland.

[Emerald Dream]

constantly re-enacts the "King of the World" scene from Titanic on her balcony.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Is really named Charlie Sheen :O

[Miserabilia]

hates ponies

[Abyssal Echo]

he's a closeted gay boi

[Miserabilia]

is new here

[PinkFloyd]

sucks dicks for crack money

[Miserabilia]

is telling the truth

[Abyssal Echo]

is a crack dealer

[Miserabilia]

^^^ is a lie

[Synyster Shadows]

he's a drug dealer

[Mob Boss]

Has gold teeth.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a spoiled millionare

[Abyssal Echo]

is a Heroin addict

[Lisa Monroe]

is secretly an alien

[Abyssal Echo]

is a spy

[Trace]

is not a spy

[Miserabilia]

is called jonny

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

slept with a box of toilet paper

[justinglives]

Has had sex with a gorilla....

[Sweet Smart Smexi]

Threw gummi bears at a gigantic grizzly bear

[Synyster Shadows]

is a hooker

[Miserabilia]

is deaf

[Melodic]

is an evil chef trying to hurt people with his spatula.

[Mob Boss]

Is Harry Styles.

[Melodic]

secretly has One Direction posters in her room.

[Synyster Shadows]

is famous already

[scott757]

You are a woman

[Melodic]

He likes guys disguised as women.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a hooker

[scott757]

He likes guys disguised as women.

Scary how many people joke about that one...

Is into necrofilia

[Melodic]

is thinking about Justin Bieber dressed as a girl.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a penguin

[Melodic]

is secretly going to a One Direction concert.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a rat

[Melodic]

is secretly hidden in the bushes stalking me.

[Synyster Shadows]

is stalking me

[Melodic]

is stalking One Direction.

[Synyster Shadows]

is stalking Justin Bieber

[Melodic]

is looking at pictures of One Direction while fangirling

[Synyster Shadows]

is fantasizing about being screwed by Justin Bieber

[Melodic]

is writing fanfiction about meeting One Direction.

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to be gangbanged by 1D

[Melodic]

wants Justin Bieber to dress as girlier than his voice, then get together with him.