Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Exocet]

Is in love with my pink sock too.

[TheLoneWolf]

Is planning on killing Floof with his pink sock.

[Remora]

Doesn't know i have a purple sock that i hide in to protect myself from danger.

[Exocet]

Wanna kill her with Apple Juice. :metal:

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Has a super hero alter ego named Chicken Boy who fights crime in the shadows.

[Remora]

Realises apple juice penetrates the thin fabric of my purple sock

[TheLoneWolf]

(Feeling like this topic isn't exactly about lying anymore, just making up weird scenes. I like it though :D )

Wanted a shark as a pet, but since they're not mean enough decided to adopt some cats.

[Remora]

>:0 I am startled!

I mean,... is a cat? D:

[Exocet]

Ate Thelonewolf with potatoes and vomited all on me.

[TheLoneWolf]

(Hmpf, guess we're 'kind of going to win' this soccer match, dang!)

Tried to shot Kim Jung Un once, his hands got cut off so he's typing with his feet now.

[Exocet]

(That's sooooooooo good ! :metal: Viva Netherlands :D )

Is an alligator.

[TheLoneWolf]

(I will cheer for France, you can cheer for the Netherlands :D )

Is a soccer ball.

[Exocet]

(Yes i will ! :metal: )
(We'll win ! :metal: )
Is Jesus's daughter.

[Remora]

Has 3 legs

[Exocet]

Has had an orgasm on Justin Bieber's photos.

[Remora]

Needs help

[TheLoneWolf]

(France vs. The Netherlands during the World Cup, would be kind of awesome!)

By reading this sentence is going to find out Obama's skin isn't painted...

[Remora]

(It's not!?)
cats!

[Exocet]

Eats cats.

[Remora]

Is leader of a global anti-cannibalism campaign, eating fire axes. ?

[CosmicNoodle]

Has a cat fetish

[Ben_Frost]

^Eats moldy cheese for breakfast every day

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Is an interdimensional refugee from an alternate timeline where WW3 was declared in 2005.

[TheLoneWolf]

Will lick a rock whenever he's feeling sad.

[Exocet]

Has an addiction to sniffing old mans butts.

[jjlewis]

only goes to the toilet on Thursdays

[Ben_Frost]

^Walks on eggshells every Wednesday

[Abyssal Echo]

uses rice paper for curtains

[Remora]

Sometimes he wishes he could close his eyes and FLYYY AWAAAAAY B)
(forget about all the things she didn't saaaaaaaay)

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a cat hating 10 year old girl

[Ben_Frost]

^Doesn't actually know this game's about painting the forum red

[Exocet]

Lady Gaga's son.

[Hudor]

The Ghost of The Eiffel Tower

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Is actually an alien from a technologically advanced planet in a galaxy at the far reaches of our observable universe.

[TheLoneWolf]

Is an undercover alien from Mars.

[Exocet]

Has a plot to destroy earth

[Ben_Frost]

^Read the Braille edition of "50 shades of Grey"

[TheLoneWolf]

Is in love with Barack Obama

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Was raised by wolves in the forest.

[Exocet]

Killed his family with cookies.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a Russian ballet dancer

[TheLoneWolf]

Is the animal in his ava.

[Exocet]

Is the godfather.

[TheLoneWolf]

Loves pouring coffee in his left eye.

[Exocet]

Has 3 eyes.

[Giando]

loves raccoons

[TheLoneWolf]

Hates talking to people from all over the world.

[Exocet]

Is a Dutch terrorist.

[TheLoneWolf]

Is not awesome.

[Exocet]

Calls herself Bob.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Works at a Russian brothel.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Has an evil twin who is secretly plotting to take over the universe.

[Luminous]

Is actually an undercover Israeli spy sent by the unknown-to-most-of-mankind Prime Minister of the Whole Entire Freaking Universe, Ib Norbert Bernard Nigel Fleckeshensteinerabbamaiyaheinz.

[Exocet]

Is a turtle.

[Snookers]

Has dropped the soap in prison. Twice

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Hangs out in dark alleyways at exactly 4:37 AM, drinking pineapple Fanta and writing "Your Mom!" on any surface she can find with bright magenta lipstick.

[Ben_Frost]

^Leaves exactly 666 kiss marks with red lipstick on the mirror of the ladies' restroom at the third floor of his local mall.

[Exocet]

Is rude.

[TheLoneWolf]

Is Obamam's Grandfather

[Exocet]

Is Putin's wife.

[Remora]

Lives in the Netherlands

[Exocet]

Lives in Afghanistan.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Secretly sneaks into houses every February 22nd and swallows three remote controls whole from a random house.

[Exocet]

Knows me personally.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Likes to dip iron rods into an oil and water mixture boiling at exactly 666 degrees farenheit and stick them up his nose for 1337 seconds.

[Ben_Frost]

^Likes mooning Macy's clerks every other day.

[thatgothgirluknow]

likes banna and ham sandwitches

[Abyssal Echo]

drinks snail and fried worm smoothies

[thatgothgirluknow]

eats raw meat

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows me well

[thatgothgirluknow]

is my best freind

[Abyssal Echo]

is a boy

[thatgothgirluknow]

has never been in a relationship

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in India

[thatgothgirluknow]

lives in my garage

[Abyssal Echo]

is part of an all boy band

[thatgothgirluknow]

is a butterfly

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Secretly has a tail.

[Exocet]

Is Obama's dog.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Bill Clinton's love child

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Is trapped inside of a fish tank right now.

[Luminous]

Is a turtle.

[Abyssal Echo]

is an orange snapping turtle

[thatgothgirluknow]

is a mutan nija turtle

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Obama's boy friend

[thatgothgirluknow]

is exactly right

[Abyssal Echo]

is a yellow and orange butterfly

[thatgothgirluknow]

actually im a purple and black butterfly
is a mine stuck in a box

[Abyssal Echo]

builds dams out of sticks and mud

[thatgothgirluknow]

always tells the truth

[Abyssal Echo]

Knows everything about me

[thatgothgirluknow]

knows everything about me

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates VT

[Hudor]

was expelled from Hogwarts at the age of three for eating a chocolate that turned out to be a wand

[thatgothgirluknow]

lives on mars

[The Lone Assassin]

Robbed a bank with a 1965 fiat 500 and got away with it

[IAMWILL]

Must have six hardboiled eggs with every meal or else he will become female

[Abyssal Echo]

Is the drummer for Pink Floyd

[thatgothgirluknow]

owns a deadly aotomatic gun just in case a lion brakes in his house

[Abyssal Echo]

eats fried seaweed topped with worms and grasshoppers for breakfast

[Exocet]

Is a stripper.

[Ben_Frost]

^Wears rocket skates during weekdays

[Exocet]

Is a superstar in Pakistan.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a snake charmer from India

[Ben_Frost]

^Writes novels inspired by 50 shades of Grey.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Can bench press the weight of an 18 wheeler loaded with golden bars.

[darkangel91]

Secretly wears his grandmother's underwear.

[Exocet]

Is Justin Bieber's slave.

[LifeOfLove]

Is a bank robber.

[Hudor]

was the first woman to step on moon, cross-dressed amd so mistaken for neil armstrong

[Abyssal Echo]

He likes to eat chocolate covered fried worms

[Exocet]

Is a Saudi porn star.

[Ben_Frost]

^Goes on a 7-11 shopping spree every saturday night.

[carolinae]

Reads alien gay smut

[dirtyboxer55]

fists themselves to the mental image of nancy pelosi having diarrhea

[Ben_Frost]

Reads alien gay smut

This isn't a lie D:

^Actually thinks all the size threads in P101 are true

[Exocet]

Wants to eat human flesh

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying Iguana

[Ben_Frost]

^Plays with a Ouija board on sunday nights while sipping green tea and sitting on his porch completely naked

[Exocet]

Is a Nazi

[Abyssal Echo]

wears diapers and a t shirt to school

[DarkHorse4eva]

is worse at lieing than me

[Exocet]

Has 3 children with Bashar Al Assad

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen smoking a joint with the principal

[Exocet]

Is BTK.

[Abyssal Echo]

Speaks in tongues

[Exocet]

Isn't named Mattie but Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi.

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in the Saudi republic of Iran

[Exocet]

Can run 120 miles an hour.

[Abyssal Echo]

gave me jet boots so i can run 120 miles an hour.

[Exocet]

Is a 99 years old pedophile.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is covering for himself

[Exocet]

Ate my socks.

[Abyssal Echo]

Steals socks from the girls locker room

[Exocet]

Is dating Saddam Hussein.

[Pepito]

Has Ann Widdecombe as a friend on facebook

[Exocet]

Hates VT.

[Hideous]

related to Justin Bieber

[Abyssal Echo]

Is related to lady gaga

[Exocet]

Tried to kill Obama.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Obama's love child

[Exocet]

Ben laden's 2nd wife.

[Abyssal Echo]

has a vacation house in Siberia

[Exocet]

Lives in my vacation house in Siberia. (Siberia what ?? )

[Hideous]

Has a billion dogs

[Abyssal Echo]

is a crazy cat lady

[Exocet]

Is a Russian mercenary.

[Abyssal Echo]

is an Egyptian snake charmer

[Exocet]

Has destroyed 440 police vehicles during his wedding with Ben Laden.

[ConsiderMeDead]

is a pistol person

[Melodic]

is secretly plotting to take over the world with Aliens.

[Exocet]

She hates me with such a viciousness that she wants to kill me then burn the corpse.

[ConsiderMeDead]

is secretly plotting to take over the world with Aliens.

Whoa it wont be a secret if u tell everyone c:

[Melodic]

he totally just said an insane lie.

[Exocet]

Struck the world trade center.

[Abyssal Echo]

Is an Administrator of another teen site sent here to infiltrate VT to steal information

[Exocet]

Rihanna's secret husband.

[Abyssal Echo]

Eats fried worms for breakfast

[Svan]

Has a conjoined twin on his butt.

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in a sand castle near Saudi Arabia

[Exocet]

Is a Cia agent arrested in Burkina Faso.

[micheal951]

Is a lost pony with no sense of direction, but has a large collection of old womens underwear in his stable.

[Exocet]

Stabbed Justin Bieber's clone but when he saw that it wasn't the real Justin Bieber,he killed himself.

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen parting with Osama Bin Laden

[Luminous]

Has a world record for the largest collection of furry pink underwear

[Abyssal Echo]

Gave me the furry pink underware

[Exocet]

His Real name is Borisfrançoisjesusnakatamamadou.

[playfull-qt]

gets aroused looking at pictures of Pikachu

[jordanhardy]

Has a rather strange fettish and addiction to carrots

[Uranus]

Wants to destroy the U.K. with an atomic bomb ��

[Abyssal Echo]

he designed and built the first atomic bomb

[Uranus]

Is Osama bin laden

[Elliott_hn]

is Googles CEO

[Uranus]

Owns a brothel

[Miserabilia]

Has plenty of middle fingers

[voodoo doughnut]

wears cheese slices in his shoes.

[Daniella98]

Really performs voodoo on donuts

[Abyssal Echo]

Created Tumblr

[chaosbreak]

The person above me is 32 years old? :o

[handle with care]

The guy above me is a mystical chair

[Abyssal Echo]

Rides an alligator to school

[Daniella98]

Doesnt know how to ride a bike

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Speaks fluent Venusian.

[Daniella98]

Understands venusian

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a Venusian

[Uranus]

Is a Illuminati Official

[RyderIsAMonster]

Has One Eye and his head is shaped like a pyramid.

[LoveLessOne]

has ridden around the world in 80 days with nothing but a cookie in his pocket

[Uranus]

Has 1000000000000000000009 children

[Emerald Dream]

Steals Halloween candy from little kids after beating them at poker

[Elliott_hn]

ives on da moon

[Remora]

Plays Five Nights at Freddies 24/7, confusedly complaining about the day/night system.

[Uranus]

Has a collection of pink teddy bears





Steals Halloween candy from little kids after beating them at poker

Oh that's cruel! Lol :D
I am good at poker though, haha

[ImCoolBeans]

Still breast feeds

[Uranus]

Is actually 50 years old

[Daniella98]

Cries everytime he sees Batmans butler

[Uranus]

Has driven a car off a cliff

[ksdnfkfr]

Eats a can of PlayDoh daily.

[CosmicNoodle]

Is allergic to the word "Peanut"

[Uranus]

#postnumber3800hereonpostalie

Would kill pikachu