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thatgothgirluknow
June 8th, 2014, 06:58 PM
has am imganary friend named doudou

Abyssal Echo
June 8th, 2014, 10:37 PM
is the imaginary friend

Ben_Frost
June 8th, 2014, 11:12 PM
^Has come from another dimension to tear the fabric of our reality.

Typhlosion
June 8th, 2014, 11:15 PM
Is not welcome to VT! :D

Ben_Frost
June 8th, 2014, 11:20 PM
^Is a mean person!

Abyssal Echo
June 8th, 2014, 11:21 PM
is a spy sent from another planet to steal music

Typhlosion
June 8th, 2014, 11:31 PM
Is a KGB member collecting data on P101 sizes.

Remora
June 9th, 2014, 12:07 AM
:<



















n-not awesome?

Microcosm
June 9th, 2014, 12:21 AM
is NOT a cat lover

Melodic
June 9th, 2014, 12:22 AM
Is actually Fluttershy.

Microcosm
June 9th, 2014, 12:24 AM
is not a true pegasister :P

Melodic
June 9th, 2014, 12:28 AM
The fact that I don't know what a pegasister is makes that true!

Is a millionare.

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 12:39 AM
Has a magical spirit beast friend named Puu.
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090621235253/yuyuhakusho/images/thumb/2/2d/Puu.jpg/500px-Puu.jpg

Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 12:41 AM
spends most of his time reading threads in P101

Melodic
June 9th, 2014, 12:44 AM
is actually 10 but wanted to join sooner

Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 12:57 AM
hates Christina Aguilera

Melodic
June 9th, 2014, 01:08 AM
is actually a Pot

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 01:35 AM
Is pregnant by an alien from another galaxy.

Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 01:38 AM
hates bickering in rotw

Microcosm
June 9th, 2014, 02:26 AM
Can cast spells from his anus

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 03:58 AM
Doesn't fap off to mlp erotic fan art.

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:00 AM
Is a drug dealer from Detroit

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:01 AM
Tried to kill J.K. Rowling for writing Harry Potter

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:02 AM
Hates canines.

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:08 AM
Is a ninja irl.

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:09 AM
Is a pirate irl

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:11 AM
Kidnapped justin bieber and raped him.

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:23 AM
Kidnapped justin bieber and raped him.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOU---


I mean, what? I have no idea what you're talking about.


Is actually pope Francis.

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:27 AM
Is secretly a smiley...

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:31 AM
(muehehehehehe)
Is really Mr. Bean's wife.

Rocketsnail
June 9th, 2014, 04:35 AM
His name isn't actually Arthur, it's actually Kevin..

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:38 AM
Is really a airplaneslug.

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:41 AM
is a 10 year old pakistani girl.

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:43 AM
Has just killed someone because he really wanted a coffee.

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:48 AM
Is a major Juggalo ICP fan.

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:53 AM
Eats kids.

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:59 AM
Eats kids together with Gamma Male

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 05:05 AM
(ooh ! how you know that ?)
Is an elephant.

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 05:10 AM
Cannot speak a word of French

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 05:23 AM
Lives in Congo.

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 05:45 AM
Speaks Klingon.

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 06:06 AM
Is Thelonewolf's boyfriend.

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 07:00 AM
Was touched by Jesus

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 07:10 AM
Is secretly my sister

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 07:16 AM
Is secretly my brother.

Giando
June 9th, 2014, 07:41 AM
Is a werewolf

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 07:48 AM
Shhhh, don't tell anyone!

Tattooed his eyes red.

Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 08:16 AM
Had reconstructive surgery to look more like a wolf.

Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 08:52 AM
hides in clothes racks to take videos of walmartians to post on you tube

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 08:57 AM
Is a zombie

Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 09:02 AM
is a giant rodent eating spider

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 09:28 AM
Has recently proposed to Obama in secret.

CosmicNoodle
June 9th, 2014, 09:31 AM
Is actually from the planet "Alfa Centurie 655292.582 BB"

Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 10:02 AM
^Goes to the black market to buy smuggled cooking utensils

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 10:07 AM
Is actually Robert Pattinson

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 10:18 AM
Has 15 fingers

Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 10:29 AM
is secretly dating Lady Gaga

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 10:29 AM
Is secretly Lady Gaga...
Plot twist!

Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 11:51 AM
is secretly a pagan priest disguising himself as french werewolf(decide which sounds better ;) )

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:16 PM
Hmmm, I'd rather be the French werewolf :P

His ava is actually a selfie...

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 12:19 PM
Is a Russian spy

Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 12:29 PM
is a waiter bursting to take coffee orders

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:30 PM
Doesn't show a location beacuse he's actually an alien living on Mars.

Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 12:34 PM
^Rides a counterfeit Lamborghini to work

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 12:39 PM
Wants to kill me

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:43 PM
Doesn't have legs so walks on his hands all day.

Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 12:47 PM
^Wears all pink on Wednesdays

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:48 PM
Loves eating apple pie with his physics teacher.

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 12:48 PM
Hates everyone on VT

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:54 PM
Likes to lick his toes.

sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 12:57 PM
Is really.....a man o.o

Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 01:00 PM
^Showers with boiling water

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:01 PM
Is a sexual predator

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 01:03 PM
Has a secret crush on his friend's guinea pig.

sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:06 PM
Likes to eat raw meat

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:06 PM
Is a Snake charming

sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:07 PM
Name is bob

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 01:07 PM
Is addicted to chewing on dog toys.

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:08 PM
(hehe,right)

Lives in a retirement home

sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:09 PM
Want to know what human meat tastes like

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:10 PM
wants to be a tree

sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:12 PM
Wants to kiss a fork

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:13 PM
Is a 47 year old drag queen

Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 01:14 PM
^Is in an epic quest to retrieve a Tiara from the depths of the world

sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:17 PM
Is really called ben flames

Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 01:33 PM
^Secretly bought the entire internet

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 03:34 PM
Is really my cat.

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 03:42 PM
Is actually a Death Eater

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:19 PM
Is a gay porn star.

TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:21 PM
Loves watching me in gay porn videos

Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:23 PM
(yep,love your videos :P)
Has pink hair.

Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 06:59 PM
^Works at Papa John's

Aliases
June 9th, 2014, 07:33 PM
^ Created the universe

Typhlosion
June 9th, 2014, 08:38 PM
Doesn't know what MMORPGs are

Star Wolf
June 9th, 2014, 08:54 PM
Hates Pokemon with a burning passion.

Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 08:57 PM
is a flying lizard

Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 09:54 PM
^Lives at the seabed surrounded by a coral reef.

Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 10:59 PM
Is a 7 year old fire breathing dragon

Hudor
June 10th, 2014, 01:44 AM
is the sleeping beauty's frozen sister

TheLoneWolf
June 10th, 2014, 04:22 AM
Was casted to play Ron in Harry Potter but resigned.

Exocet
June 10th, 2014, 04:23 AM
Eats rocks .

Abyssal Echo
June 10th, 2014, 10:17 AM
is a dinosaur egg

TheLoneWolf
June 10th, 2014, 10:22 AM
Has never seen a Harry Potter movie.

Abyssal Echo
June 10th, 2014, 10:23 AM
Is really the Dark Lord pretending to be a teenage girl

Exocet
June 10th, 2014, 01:33 PM
Is a knight.

Abyssal Echo
June 10th, 2014, 01:55 PM
is a 3 legged pony

Remora
June 10th, 2014, 01:56 PM
Eittam. 3;

Abyssal Echo
June 10th, 2014, 02:00 PM
sells cats to the local Chinese restaurants

Zn2Sa5UGxK8

Exocet
June 10th, 2014, 03:31 PM
Thought chinese eats dogs :P
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Is a wizard

Ben_Frost
June 10th, 2014, 06:35 PM
^Wears a polka-dot full body suit to the mall

Gamma Male
June 10th, 2014, 07:02 PM
Is a super intelligent penguin from Neptube.

Nick M
June 10th, 2014, 11:44 PM
Is my birth mother

Remora
June 10th, 2014, 11:49 PM
Cats...

Abyssal Echo
June 11th, 2014, 12:18 AM
was last seen swimming with alligators

Gamma Male
June 11th, 2014, 12:35 PM
Doesn't post very often.

DarkHorse4eva
June 11th, 2014, 01:18 PM
Is insane

Exocet
June 11th, 2014, 01:22 PM
has illegally 150 firearms.

Ben_Frost
June 11th, 2014, 07:37 PM
^Is actually a moderator at Wikileaks

Abyssal Echo
June 11th, 2014, 07:39 PM
is a wild Hamster

Hudor
June 12th, 2014, 01:01 AM
is currently dating Draco Malfoy

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 01:04 AM
eats chocolate covered grasshoppers

Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:07 PM
Burned his house.

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:09 PM
is a one man Metal band

Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:10 PM
Is really Rihanna

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:12 PM
is JB girl friend

Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:13 PM
Has 40 children.

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:16 PM
is the mother of my 40 chidren

Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:33 PM
Is a monster and wants to eat my 40 children. o_o

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:35 PM
started a 40 member metal band

Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:38 PM
Lives in Afghanistan.

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:43 PM
was last seen skinny dipping with Pres Obama

Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:45 PM
You were with us and you liked it.

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:48 PM
is one wild and crazy girl

Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:50 PM
Is a kangaroo.

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 07:07 PM
is a spider eating fly

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 07:33 PM
hates animals and eats babys for dinner

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 07:40 PM
likes to play with fire breathing Dragons

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 07:47 PM
is really a ware wolf

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 07:55 PM
is really a giant moth

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 08:09 PM
is spying on me 0-0

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 08:41 PM
is a member of the Mexican mafia

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 08:43 PM
is plotting to kill the mafia

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 08:46 PM
Is a double agent from India

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 08:48 PM
is maried to a sock puppet

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 08:52 PM
introduced me to the sock puppet

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 08:55 PM
is cheating with the sock puppet

Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 10:49 PM
^Lives in a cheese wedge

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 10:51 PM
flies in an amazing snowflake

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 10:52 PM
is Dr Who's boy friend

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 10:59 PM
has a secret obsesion with ciderella

Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:08 PM
Knows what capitals are

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:09 PM
thinks im good at geography (no way lucky to know where i live)

Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:12 PM
Knows what capitalizing is D;

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:12 PM
is plotting to take over Tumblr

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:13 PM
already rook over tumblr

Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 11:17 PM
^Is plotting the downfall of the entire world

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:18 PM
Sells cocaine laced burritos to Government officials

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:19 PM
gave me the cocaine to begin with

Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:19 PM
Has a bf that is cheating on him with an insane cat lover

Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 11:21 PM
^Actually loves dogs more than cats

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:21 PM
is in love with a cat named marin and having an afair with a cat named mary jane

Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:22 PM
Has a cat in their signature.

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:23 PM
eats cats for breakfest

Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 11:34 PM
^Is going to tell a truth on her next post

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:36 PM
actually thinks im going to tell the truth

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:38 PM
Is planning on stealing Harry Potters new broom

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:41 PM
already stole it and was planning to blame it on me

Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 11:42 PM
^Is riding Nyan Cat to Saturn just because she can.

Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:43 PM
Is nyancat.

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:47 PM
is a talking tree

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:49 PM
is a magical fairy

Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:51 PM
is Peter Pan

Gamma Male
June 12th, 2014, 11:55 PM
Is Hank Hill.

thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:56 PM
in made of chocolate

Abyssal Echo
June 13th, 2014, 12:25 AM
Is Bart Simpson

Gamma Male
June 13th, 2014, 12:32 AM
Is Ted Cruz's evil twin brother.

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 10:50 AM
England Queen's husband.

TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 12:34 PM
Is in love with George Clooney's nose.

thatgothgirluknow
June 13th, 2014, 01:20 PM
had sex with a lamp post

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 01:22 PM
Hits a cop and ate his face. :confused:

TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 01:46 PM
Dresses up as Harry Potter every night and whispers 'Avada Kedavra' to his enemy.

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 01:54 PM
Is a witch and casts a spell on me. o_o

thatgothgirluknow
June 13th, 2014, 02:07 PM
runs a magical coffee shop and truns his custumers to toads for fun

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:09 PM
Burned my magical coffee shop.

TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:12 PM
Runs a magical coffee shop.

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:16 PM
But you burned it with thatgothgirluknow. :(

TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:30 PM
Is coming to the second most beautiful country in the world to Avada Kedavra me together with thatgothgirluknow.

Remora
June 13th, 2014, 02:37 PM
Is more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:42 PM
Ate thelonewolf's ears.

Remora
June 13th, 2014, 02:43 PM
(Whoops, that's actually true)
Lives in the second most beautiful country in the world

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:45 PM
Floof struck the world trade center.

TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:45 PM
Dang, how did he know about you eating my ears...

Does not like kitties.

edit;
did not just ninja me...

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:47 PM
Is a Japanese boy.

TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:50 PM
Is a supporting the Dutch soccer team right now.

Remora
June 13th, 2014, 02:52 PM
Is not supporting the Dutch soccer team. (my family is supporting the other one- TRAITORS)

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:52 PM
(really yes ! :metal:)
(Hope you'll win. :metal:)

Is supporting the Spanish team.

TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:56 PM
(I'm actually not supporting the Dutch team... Hoping they'll lose and it'll be over soon :D )

Thinks his ava is actually Jesus himself, not a statue.

Remora
June 13th, 2014, 02:58 PM
(oh fuck i didn't lie)
Thinks Jesus is a statue

Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:58 PM
(A real Dutch patriot... Like it. :D )

Is Jesus's best friend irl.

TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:59 PM
Is in love with his pink sock.
Yes, just one of them, not both. Definitely not both!