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thatgothgirluknow
June 8th, 2014, 06:58 PM
has am imganary friend named doudou
Abyssal Echo
June 8th, 2014, 10:37 PM
is the imaginary friend
Ben_Frost
June 8th, 2014, 11:12 PM
^Has come from another dimension to tear the fabric of our reality.
Typhlosion
June 8th, 2014, 11:15 PM
Is not welcome to VT! :D
Ben_Frost
June 8th, 2014, 11:20 PM
^Is a mean person!
Abyssal Echo
June 8th, 2014, 11:21 PM
is a spy sent from another planet to steal music
Typhlosion
June 8th, 2014, 11:31 PM
Is a KGB member collecting data on P101 sizes.
Remora
June 9th, 2014, 12:07 AM
:<
n-not awesome?
Microcosm
June 9th, 2014, 12:21 AM
is NOT a cat lover
Melodic
June 9th, 2014, 12:22 AM
Is actually Fluttershy.
Microcosm
June 9th, 2014, 12:24 AM
is not a true pegasister :P
Melodic
June 9th, 2014, 12:28 AM
The fact that I don't know what a pegasister is makes that true!
Is a millionare.
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 12:39 AM
Has a magical spirit beast friend named Puu.
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090621235253/yuyuhakusho/images/thumb/2/2d/Puu.jpg/500px-Puu.jpg
Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 12:41 AM
spends most of his time reading threads in P101
Melodic
June 9th, 2014, 12:44 AM
is actually 10 but wanted to join sooner
Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 12:57 AM
hates Christina Aguilera
Melodic
June 9th, 2014, 01:08 AM
is actually a Pot
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 01:35 AM
Is pregnant by an alien from another galaxy.
Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 01:38 AM
hates bickering in rotw
Microcosm
June 9th, 2014, 02:26 AM
Can cast spells from his anus
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 03:58 AM
Doesn't fap off to mlp erotic fan art.
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:00 AM
Is a drug dealer from Detroit
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:01 AM
Tried to kill J.K. Rowling for writing Harry Potter
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:02 AM
Hates canines.
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:08 AM
Is a ninja irl.
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:09 AM
Is a pirate irl
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:11 AM
Kidnapped justin bieber and raped him.
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:23 AM
Kidnapped justin bieber and raped him.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOU---
I mean, what? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Is actually pope Francis.
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:27 AM
Is secretly a smiley...
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:31 AM
(muehehehehehe)
Is really Mr. Bean's wife.
Rocketsnail
June 9th, 2014, 04:35 AM
His name isn't actually Arthur, it's actually Kevin..
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:38 AM
Is really a airplaneslug.
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:41 AM
is a 10 year old pakistani girl.
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:43 AM
Has just killed someone because he really wanted a coffee.
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 04:48 AM
Is a major Juggalo ICP fan.
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:53 AM
Eats kids.
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:59 AM
Eats kids together with Gamma Male
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 05:05 AM
(ooh ! how you know that ?)
Is an elephant.
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 05:10 AM
Cannot speak a word of French
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 05:23 AM
Lives in Congo.
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 05:45 AM
Speaks Klingon.
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 06:06 AM
Is Thelonewolf's boyfriend.
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 07:00 AM
Was touched by Jesus
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 07:10 AM
Is secretly my sister
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 07:16 AM
Is secretly my brother.
Giando
June 9th, 2014, 07:41 AM
Is a werewolf
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 07:48 AM
Shhhh, don't tell anyone!
Tattooed his eyes red.
Gamma Male
June 9th, 2014, 08:16 AM
Had reconstructive surgery to look more like a wolf.
Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 08:52 AM
hides in clothes racks to take videos of walmartians to post on you tube
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 08:57 AM
Is a zombie
Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 09:02 AM
is a giant rodent eating spider
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 09:28 AM
Has recently proposed to Obama in secret.
CosmicNoodle
June 9th, 2014, 09:31 AM
Is actually from the planet "Alfa Centurie 655292.582 BB"
Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 10:02 AM
^Goes to the black market to buy smuggled cooking utensils
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 10:07 AM
Is actually Robert Pattinson
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 10:18 AM
Has 15 fingers
Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 10:29 AM
is secretly dating Lady Gaga
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 10:29 AM
Is secretly Lady Gaga...
Plot twist!
Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 11:51 AM
is secretly a pagan priest disguising himself as french werewolf(decide which sounds better ;) )
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:16 PM
Hmmm, I'd rather be the French werewolf :P
His ava is actually a selfie...
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 12:19 PM
Is a Russian spy
Hudor
June 9th, 2014, 12:29 PM
is a waiter bursting to take coffee orders
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:30 PM
Doesn't show a location beacuse he's actually an alien living on Mars.
Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 12:34 PM
^Rides a counterfeit Lamborghini to work
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 12:39 PM
Wants to kill me
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:43 PM
Doesn't have legs so walks on his hands all day.
Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 12:47 PM
^Wears all pink on Wednesdays
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:48 PM
Loves eating apple pie with his physics teacher.
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 12:48 PM
Hates everyone on VT
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 12:54 PM
Likes to lick his toes.
sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 12:57 PM
Is really.....a man o.o
Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 01:00 PM
^Showers with boiling water
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:01 PM
Is a sexual predator
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 01:03 PM
Has a secret crush on his friend's guinea pig.
sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:06 PM
Likes to eat raw meat
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:06 PM
Is a Snake charming
sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:07 PM
Name is bob
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 01:07 PM
Is addicted to chewing on dog toys.
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:08 PM
(hehe,right)
Lives in a retirement home
sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:09 PM
Want to know what human meat tastes like
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:10 PM
wants to be a tree
sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:12 PM
Wants to kiss a fork
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 01:13 PM
Is a 47 year old drag queen
Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 01:14 PM
^Is in an epic quest to retrieve a Tiara from the depths of the world
sixguy6
June 9th, 2014, 01:17 PM
Is really called ben flames
Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 01:33 PM
^Secretly bought the entire internet
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 03:34 PM
Is really my cat.
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 03:42 PM
Is actually a Death Eater
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:19 PM
Is a gay porn star.
TheLoneWolf
June 9th, 2014, 04:21 PM
Loves watching me in gay porn videos
Exocet
June 9th, 2014, 04:23 PM
(yep,love your videos :P)
Has pink hair.
Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 06:59 PM
^Works at Papa John's
Aliases
June 9th, 2014, 07:33 PM
^ Created the universe
Typhlosion
June 9th, 2014, 08:38 PM
Doesn't know what MMORPGs are
Star Wolf
June 9th, 2014, 08:54 PM
Hates Pokemon with a burning passion.
Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 08:57 PM
is a flying lizard
Ben_Frost
June 9th, 2014, 09:54 PM
^Lives at the seabed surrounded by a coral reef.
Abyssal Echo
June 9th, 2014, 10:59 PM
Is a 7 year old fire breathing dragon
Hudor
June 10th, 2014, 01:44 AM
is the sleeping beauty's frozen sister
TheLoneWolf
June 10th, 2014, 04:22 AM
Was casted to play Ron in Harry Potter but resigned.
Exocet
June 10th, 2014, 04:23 AM
Eats rocks .
Abyssal Echo
June 10th, 2014, 10:17 AM
is a dinosaur egg
TheLoneWolf
June 10th, 2014, 10:22 AM
Has never seen a Harry Potter movie.
Abyssal Echo
June 10th, 2014, 10:23 AM
Is really the Dark Lord pretending to be a teenage girl
Exocet
June 10th, 2014, 01:33 PM
Is a knight.
Abyssal Echo
June 10th, 2014, 01:55 PM
is a 3 legged pony
Remora
June 10th, 2014, 01:56 PM
Eittam. 3;
Abyssal Echo
June 10th, 2014, 02:00 PM
sells cats to the local Chinese restaurants
Zn2Sa5UGxK8
Exocet
June 10th, 2014, 03:31 PM
Thought chinese eats dogs :P
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Is a wizard
Ben_Frost
June 10th, 2014, 06:35 PM
^Wears a polka-dot full body suit to the mall
Gamma Male
June 10th, 2014, 07:02 PM
Is a super intelligent penguin from Neptube.
Nick M
June 10th, 2014, 11:44 PM
Is my birth mother
Remora
June 10th, 2014, 11:49 PM
Cats...
Abyssal Echo
June 11th, 2014, 12:18 AM
was last seen swimming with alligators
Gamma Male
June 11th, 2014, 12:35 PM
Doesn't post very often.
DarkHorse4eva
June 11th, 2014, 01:18 PM
Is insane
Exocet
June 11th, 2014, 01:22 PM
has illegally 150 firearms.
Ben_Frost
June 11th, 2014, 07:37 PM
^Is actually a moderator at Wikileaks
Abyssal Echo
June 11th, 2014, 07:39 PM
is a wild Hamster
Hudor
June 12th, 2014, 01:01 AM
is currently dating Draco Malfoy
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 01:04 AM
eats chocolate covered grasshoppers
Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:07 PM
Burned his house.
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:09 PM
is a one man Metal band
Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:10 PM
Is really Rihanna
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:12 PM
is JB girl friend
Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:13 PM
Has 40 children.
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:16 PM
is the mother of my 40 chidren
Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:33 PM
Is a monster and wants to eat my 40 children. o_o
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:35 PM
started a 40 member metal band
Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:38 PM
Lives in Afghanistan.
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:43 PM
was last seen skinny dipping with Pres Obama
Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:45 PM
You were with us and you liked it.
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 04:48 PM
is one wild and crazy girl
Exocet
June 12th, 2014, 04:50 PM
Is a kangaroo.
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 07:07 PM
is a spider eating fly
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 07:33 PM
hates animals and eats babys for dinner
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 07:40 PM
likes to play with fire breathing Dragons
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 07:47 PM
is really a ware wolf
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 07:55 PM
is really a giant moth
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 08:09 PM
is spying on me 0-0
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 08:41 PM
is a member of the Mexican mafia
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 08:43 PM
is plotting to kill the mafia
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 08:46 PM
Is a double agent from India
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 08:48 PM
is maried to a sock puppet
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 08:52 PM
introduced me to the sock puppet
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 08:55 PM
is cheating with the sock puppet
Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 10:49 PM
^Lives in a cheese wedge
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 10:51 PM
flies in an amazing snowflake
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 10:52 PM
is Dr Who's boy friend
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 10:59 PM
has a secret obsesion with ciderella
Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:08 PM
Knows what capitals are
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:09 PM
thinks im good at geography (no way lucky to know where i live)
Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:12 PM
Knows what capitalizing is D;
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:12 PM
is plotting to take over Tumblr
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:13 PM
already rook over tumblr
Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 11:17 PM
^Is plotting the downfall of the entire world
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:18 PM
Sells cocaine laced burritos to Government officials
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:19 PM
gave me the cocaine to begin with
Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:19 PM
Has a bf that is cheating on him with an insane cat lover
Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 11:21 PM
^Actually loves dogs more than cats
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:21 PM
is in love with a cat named marin and having an afair with a cat named mary jane
Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:22 PM
Has a cat in their signature.
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:23 PM
eats cats for breakfest
Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 11:34 PM
^Is going to tell a truth on her next post
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:36 PM
actually thinks im going to tell the truth
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:38 PM
Is planning on stealing Harry Potters new broom
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:41 PM
already stole it and was planning to blame it on me
Ben_Frost
June 12th, 2014, 11:42 PM
^Is riding Nyan Cat to Saturn just because she can.
Remora
June 12th, 2014, 11:43 PM
Is nyancat.
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:47 PM
is a talking tree
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:49 PM
is a magical fairy
Abyssal Echo
June 12th, 2014, 11:51 PM
is Peter Pan
Gamma Male
June 12th, 2014, 11:55 PM
Is Hank Hill.
thatgothgirluknow
June 12th, 2014, 11:56 PM
in made of chocolate
Abyssal Echo
June 13th, 2014, 12:25 AM
Is Bart Simpson
Gamma Male
June 13th, 2014, 12:32 AM
Is Ted Cruz's evil twin brother.
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 10:50 AM
England Queen's husband.
TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 12:34 PM
Is in love with George Clooney's nose.
thatgothgirluknow
June 13th, 2014, 01:20 PM
had sex with a lamp post
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 01:22 PM
Hits a cop and ate his face. :confused:
TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 01:46 PM
Dresses up as Harry Potter every night and whispers 'Avada Kedavra' to his enemy.
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 01:54 PM
Is a witch and casts a spell on me. o_o
thatgothgirluknow
June 13th, 2014, 02:07 PM
runs a magical coffee shop and truns his custumers to toads for fun
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:09 PM
Burned my magical coffee shop.
TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:12 PM
Runs a magical coffee shop.
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:16 PM
But you burned it with thatgothgirluknow. :(
TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:30 PM
Is coming to the second most beautiful country in the world to Avada Kedavra me together with thatgothgirluknow.
Remora
June 13th, 2014, 02:37 PM
Is more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:42 PM
Ate thelonewolf's ears.
Remora
June 13th, 2014, 02:43 PM
(Whoops, that's actually true)
Lives in the second most beautiful country in the world
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:45 PM
Floof struck the world trade center.
TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:45 PM
Dang, how did he know about you eating my ears...
Does not like kitties.
edit;
did not just ninja me...
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:47 PM
Is a Japanese boy.
TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:50 PM
Is a supporting the Dutch soccer team right now.
Remora
June 13th, 2014, 02:52 PM
Is not supporting the Dutch soccer team. (my family is supporting the other one- TRAITORS)
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:52 PM
(really yes ! :metal:)
(Hope you'll win. :metal:)
Is supporting the Spanish team.
TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:56 PM
(I'm actually not supporting the Dutch team... Hoping they'll lose and it'll be over soon :D )
Thinks his ava is actually Jesus himself, not a statue.
Remora
June 13th, 2014, 02:58 PM
(oh fuck i didn't lie)
Thinks Jesus is a statue
Exocet
June 13th, 2014, 02:58 PM
(A real Dutch patriot... Like it. :D )
Is Jesus's best friend irl.
TheLoneWolf
June 13th, 2014, 02:59 PM
Is in love with his pink sock.
Yes, just one of them, not both. Definitely not both!
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