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parzzival
April 21st, 2014, 09:39 AM
That is his actual picture
ninja789
April 21st, 2014, 11:09 AM
looks exactly like his avatar
Synyster Shadows
April 21st, 2014, 11:19 AM
Is a mushroom
ksdnfkfr
April 21st, 2014, 11:21 AM
Is secretly a Govteen administrator
Synyster Shadows
April 21st, 2014, 11:24 AM
Wants to kill me
ksdnfkfr
April 21st, 2014, 11:25 AM
shot JFK from the grassy knoll
ninja789
April 21st, 2014, 12:46 PM
lives on the 2nd rock from the sun
backjruton
April 21st, 2014, 03:03 PM
Is Dr Mcninja http://drmcninja.com/
ninja789
April 21st, 2014, 03:19 PM
Is Dr Mcninja http://drmcninja.com/
OMG thats awesome
Is a hobbit
Synyster Shadows
April 21st, 2014, 06:50 PM
is rude
Abyssal Echo
April 21st, 2014, 06:59 PM
is really an Ork
Synyster Shadows
April 22nd, 2014, 09:29 PM
Is princess Zelda
Abyssal Echo
April 22nd, 2014, 09:32 PM
Was seen kissing Charlie the Unicorn
parzzival
April 23rd, 2014, 12:38 AM
Bangs that wolf
Abyssal Echo
April 23rd, 2014, 12:39 AM
is the son of robo cop
ksdnfkfr
April 23rd, 2014, 12:47 AM
was arrested for impersonating Miley Cyrus
Abyssal Echo
April 23rd, 2014, 12:49 AM
was the arresting officer
ninja789
April 23rd, 2014, 08:05 AM
gets sexual pleasure from microwaving jelly beans
Synyster Shadows
April 23rd, 2014, 09:29 AM
Is a microscopic bacterium
ninja789
April 23rd, 2014, 09:47 AM
is a very talented sea lion
Synyster Shadows
April 23rd, 2014, 09:49 AM
Is a pebble
radsniper
April 23rd, 2014, 10:14 AM
just got smashed by a cow
ninja789
April 23rd, 2014, 11:04 AM
owns a morbidly obese dragon who has to use a mobility scooter to get about
parzzival
April 23rd, 2014, 11:05 AM
Likes to pelt mexicans with rocks
ninja789
April 23rd, 2014, 11:51 AM
Likes to pelt mexicans with rocks
dude there is a line
Synyster Shadows
April 23rd, 2014, 12:13 PM
is a guy
ninja789
April 23rd, 2014, 12:38 PM
cheers andrew
is not insanely huggable
Synyster Shadows
April 23rd, 2014, 12:39 PM
is not extremely kind :wub:
ninja789
April 25th, 2014, 02:57 PM
the rhythm will never get him
Synyster Shadows
April 25th, 2014, 05:06 PM
is right
Abyssal Echo
April 25th, 2014, 05:19 PM
hates all kinds of music
Synyster Shadows
April 25th, 2014, 08:15 PM
hates me
Bmble_B
April 25th, 2014, 08:26 PM
Hates Synester Shadows
Abyssal Echo
April 26th, 2014, 10:41 PM
is a cyborg
Nick M
April 26th, 2014, 10:43 PM
Is my 89 year old grandmother
Abyssal Echo
April 26th, 2014, 10:46 PM
is a grain of sand
ksdnfkfr
April 26th, 2014, 10:49 PM
Is a no0b
radsniper
April 26th, 2014, 10:50 PM
is my neighbor in a mask
Abyssal Echo
April 26th, 2014, 10:57 PM
is batmans boyfriend
ksdnfkfr
April 26th, 2014, 10:58 PM
is Wonder Woman's invisible airplane
Abyssal Echo
April 26th, 2014, 11:00 PM
was last seen dancing with JB
Synyster Shadows
April 26th, 2014, 11:02 PM
Is a popped balloon
radsniper
April 26th, 2014, 11:02 PM
was eaten last month
ninja789
April 27th, 2014, 08:03 AM
can touch this
dooo doo do do doo do do doo doo
Synyster Shadows
April 27th, 2014, 08:03 AM
has a signature
Professor Moopicorn
April 27th, 2014, 08:55 AM
Hates me
Synyster Shadows
April 27th, 2014, 09:27 AM
Like pegasi more than unicorns
ninja789
April 27th, 2014, 09:51 AM
rides his dog to school
Asterix
April 27th, 2014, 10:37 AM
rides his dog to school
thought the iron man movie was a documentary about how scrap metal is used in america.
NotShortButFunsized
April 27th, 2014, 12:11 PM
Survived a trip on the Magic School Bus
Synyster Shadows
April 27th, 2014, 08:13 PM
is a Bostonian guy
Abyssal Echo
April 27th, 2014, 08:15 PM
is a red pen
Synyster Shadows
April 27th, 2014, 08:17 PM
Is a blue stamp
Abyssal Echo
April 27th, 2014, 08:19 PM
is a pink eraser
Synyster Shadows
April 27th, 2014, 08:23 PM
Is a lime
Abyssal Echo
April 27th, 2014, 08:25 PM
is a walking orange peal
Synyster Shadows
April 27th, 2014, 08:46 PM
Spelled "peel" correctly ;)
Abyssal Echo
April 27th, 2014, 09:13 PM
Lives in Florida
radsniper
April 27th, 2014, 10:06 PM
is my mom
Abyssal Echo
April 27th, 2014, 10:07 PM
is a giant cucumber
radsniper
April 27th, 2014, 11:18 PM
banned for banning
Nick M
April 27th, 2014, 11:21 PM
Is aiming a sniper at my head while I'm typing this
radsniper
April 27th, 2014, 11:26 PM
sorry that is truth
is the dog
Synyster Shadows
April 28th, 2014, 05:09 PM
is a sniper who thinks he's rad
Typho
April 29th, 2014, 01:56 AM
Is the shadow of a lamp
ksdnfkfr
April 29th, 2014, 03:28 AM
Is an alien being from Uranus
NeuroTiger
April 29th, 2014, 03:30 AM
We went to Saturn yesterday
Typhlosion
April 29th, 2014, 09:02 AM
Planned the incident.
Abyssal Echo
April 29th, 2014, 10:01 PM
is a one eyed orange
Synyster Shadows
April 30th, 2014, 08:14 PM
his eyes are the size of peas
Abyssal Echo
April 30th, 2014, 09:15 PM
is a talking Violin
Synyster Shadows
May 1st, 2014, 04:30 PM
is Beethoven's ghost
Nick M
May 1st, 2014, 05:59 PM
Thinks avenged sevenfold is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind.
ksdnfkfr
May 1st, 2014, 07:58 PM
is a homicidal fig newton
Plasma
May 1st, 2014, 07:58 PM
Is cool.
JUST KIDDING :P
Synyster Shadows
May 1st, 2014, 08:48 PM
Is offline
Typhlosion
May 1st, 2014, 10:39 PM
Mass-murderer
Abyssal Echo
May 1st, 2014, 11:57 PM
is the walking dead
TylerPanda
May 3rd, 2014, 01:18 PM
Everytime she hears a fart in public he starts chasing the person who farted and punches them in the face. :3
Synyster Shadows
May 3rd, 2014, 06:07 PM
is offline
NotShortButFunsized
May 3rd, 2014, 07:29 PM
is a closeted ballerina but doesn't tell anyone for fear it will seem like an unoriginal secret hobby
Synyster Shadows
May 3rd, 2014, 09:26 PM
Does not have an amusing username
radsniper
May 3rd, 2014, 10:13 PM
hates music
Sarah1996
May 3rd, 2014, 11:07 PM
Is good at making insane lies about the person above him
Abyssal Echo
May 4th, 2014, 01:03 AM
takes walks with unicorns
Synyster Shadows
May 4th, 2014, 10:16 AM
is lame
plebble
May 4th, 2014, 11:04 AM
Once sucked ketchup off his mother's toes
RavleIncarnate
May 4th, 2014, 11:17 AM
Doesn't have a morbid obsession of having sex with the dead, then eating said dead.
RavleIncarnate
May 4th, 2014, 11:24 AM
Cares about people he interacts with, as well as humanity.
Abyssal Echo
May 4th, 2014, 06:14 PM
Eats fried dragon tails for Breakfast
ImCoolBeans
May 6th, 2014, 10:22 AM
Wears the pelt of a wolf like a cape, with the head like a hood
Fiction
May 6th, 2014, 10:50 AM
Is not only admin, but supreme leader of a VT sect that meets up in secret every year in order to plan the mind control of all VT members and create a VT army!
Synyster Shadows
May 6th, 2014, 06:21 PM
is a VT army
Abyssal Echo
May 6th, 2014, 09:23 PM
writes songs for JB
DarkHorse4eva
May 8th, 2014, 09:53 PM
Is JBs biggest fan and listen to his songs all the time
Abyssal Echo
May 8th, 2014, 09:54 PM
is a talking horse that likes cake
DarkHorse4eva
May 8th, 2014, 09:58 PM
Is a talking wolf that steals cake from horses
Abyssal Echo
May 8th, 2014, 10:11 PM
is an armless cakeless horse
RavleIncarnate
May 8th, 2014, 10:12 PM
Isn't weird in the slightest. Especially for the fact that he can pick up a match, cuz that how strong he is.
RavleIncarnate
May 8th, 2014, 10:13 PM
Hasn't had his heart ripped out by an unscorned 14-year-old.
Abyssal Echo
May 9th, 2014, 01:38 AM
is a ghost walking the decks of an abandoned ship
backjruton
May 11th, 2014, 06:31 PM
Doesn't have a wolf/dog/husky/WHATEVER as his profile pic
Abyssal Echo
May 11th, 2014, 08:42 PM
is a giant electric guitar
ImCoolBeans
May 12th, 2014, 09:22 AM
Doesn't ever brush his teeth
Cognizant
May 12th, 2014, 09:46 AM
is very unattractive
backjruton
May 12th, 2014, 09:48 AM
doesn't have a confusing signature ....
RavleIncarnate
May 12th, 2014, 10:18 AM
Is a dragon I'm riding right now. And I'm riding in more ways than one...
ksdnfkfr
May 12th, 2014, 10:31 AM
is a tiny octopus who lives in my left ear canal
Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2014, 02:16 PM
is a giant walking potato
Luminous
May 12th, 2014, 03:07 PM
Has neon purple skin
Synyster Shadows
May 12th, 2014, 04:06 PM
has a pet tiger
Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2014, 09:34 PM
is not missed at all
andybn
May 12th, 2014, 09:54 PM
Has a few posts only
Abyssal Echo
May 12th, 2014, 09:55 PM
is one of the oldest members of VT
Typhlosion
May 14th, 2014, 04:48 PM
Hates the colour blue.
Abyssal Echo
May 14th, 2014, 04:53 PM
is a 13 year old drama queen
MechaSniper
May 14th, 2014, 04:58 PM
Stalks people at night and Videotapes you sleeping
Abyssal Echo
May 14th, 2014, 05:27 PM
was last seen in Central Park walking a dog while wearing a thong
Typhlosion
May 14th, 2014, 11:48 PM
Is a convicted assassin.
Abyssal Echo
May 15th, 2014, 12:46 AM
is plotting to take over VT
kaydencorey
May 15th, 2014, 09:40 PM
has cat food sprinkled with fish flakes and strawberry's for breakfast every day yumm
Chrisscotland
May 16th, 2014, 08:37 PM
is totally in love with a gerbil
Abyssal Echo
May 16th, 2014, 08:39 PM
is the gerbil
Silicate Wielder
May 17th, 2014, 09:09 AM
OKAY LISTEN UP!
Abyssal Echo is a cheese drinking, people eating alien from france who works as a college professor and teaches the science of space flight. He secretly eats his students while drinking a fine glass of cheese champagne and is also dictor of europe, he plans to rule the world and force us to read horrifyingly bad comicbooks.
onmycount
May 17th, 2014, 11:41 PM
Eats once a year.
Abyssal Echo
May 17th, 2014, 11:52 PM
is a flying Kangaroo
kaydencorey
May 18th, 2014, 07:16 AM
hides in boxes and bites people ankles
Professor Moopicorn
May 18th, 2014, 09:12 AM
Owns a pet octopus named Raymond that secretly climbs out of its tank each night and steals peoples mandarins. He then puts them in the end of a sock and throws them at cows that live across the road. Kayden also loves spying on the lady goat that lives next door using binoculars made of mucus and rubber gloves.
Giando
May 18th, 2014, 09:19 AM
Uses Unicorns' horn like a toy
The Trendy Wolf
May 18th, 2014, 07:44 PM
Uses the memoirs of his own life to make up lies about other people.
kaydencorey
May 18th, 2014, 08:10 PM
His mum is a hamster and his dad smells like elderberries.
Abyssal Echo
May 18th, 2014, 10:21 PM
Is lady gaga
Chrisscotland
May 24th, 2014, 07:43 AM
steals red socks of washing lines and turns them in sock puppets to be his friends, but they decided to be friends with the boy next door instead so now your going to try blue socks instead.
Abyssal Echo
May 24th, 2014, 11:14 PM
is really an Irish Aussie living in Canada trying to make me believe that the red Chinese socks he's trying to sell me are really blue
MercenaryMarksman
May 24th, 2014, 11:49 PM
Is a drug lord sent from the future to kill bill gates
Abyssal Echo
May 24th, 2014, 11:55 PM
Is a red headed Cello playing gorilla that hangs out in central park
ImCoolBeans
May 28th, 2014, 12:26 PM
Drinks milk straight from the utters of a cow
Hudor
May 28th, 2014, 12:31 PM
is an ardent hater of Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Loner_97
May 28th, 2014, 12:35 PM
Wishes to own a unicorn shitting weed
Hudor
May 28th, 2014, 01:20 PM
is very optimistic
Abyssal Echo
May 28th, 2014, 10:50 PM
is really Peter Pan
jjlewis
May 30th, 2014, 01:13 PM
wishes he was peter pan
Abyssal Echo
May 30th, 2014, 03:03 PM
swims the English channel every morning to go to school
Hudor
May 31st, 2014, 10:14 AM
just can't bear canines
Abyssal Echo
May 31st, 2014, 10:17 AM
is a 52 year old lady that hates cats
DarkHorse4eva
May 31st, 2014, 01:00 PM
Is a straight guy married to a girl
jjlewis
May 31st, 2014, 01:38 PM
lives in a tree house and only come down on Tuesdays for 5 and a half hours
Abyssal Echo
May 31st, 2014, 02:34 PM
Sprays water on the sidewalk so he can say he can walk on water
Hudor
June 1st, 2014, 03:10 AM
haha nice one
hates mystique and the colour blue
Abyssal Echo
June 2nd, 2014, 01:43 AM
Is the guy that planned the sinking of the Titanic
LouBerry
June 2nd, 2014, 01:45 AM
Didn't miss me at all. ;)
Abyssal Echo
June 2nd, 2014, 01:54 AM
was last seen leaving the prom with Bill Clinton
LouBerry
June 2nd, 2014, 01:56 AM
Wants to marry Bella Swan from Twilight.
Abyssal Echo
June 2nd, 2014, 02:06 AM
is Bella Swan from Twilight.
LouBerry
June 2nd, 2014, 02:07 AM
Is a far right Conservative Republican.
Abyssal Echo
June 2nd, 2014, 02:13 AM
Was caught stealing apples from Capt. Barbosa
LouBerry
June 2nd, 2014, 02:23 AM
Was caught sleeping with Capt. Barbosa.
Abyssal Echo
June 2nd, 2014, 02:35 AM
Is secretly planning to marry Capt. Jack Sparrow to steal the Black Pearl
LouBerry
June 2nd, 2014, 02:37 AM
Is really Elizabeth Swann in disguise.
Abyssal Echo
June 5th, 2014, 12:03 AM
secretly wants to marry Elizabeth Swann
CosmicNoodle
June 5th, 2014, 11:30 AM
Hates wolves
conner74
June 5th, 2014, 11:39 AM
secretly he lives in Rhyl (only people who live in North wales will get it)
Gamma Male
June 6th, 2014, 12:53 AM
Is the same Connor who saved the world from the machines after Skynet took control.
Remora
June 6th, 2014, 12:56 AM
Can see the difference between A's and E's just fine.
Gamma Male
June 6th, 2014, 01:07 AM
Hates cats.
Remora
June 6th, 2014, 02:06 AM
Is totally not shy-ish when it comes to selfies.
Big O
June 6th, 2014, 08:47 AM
Hates cats
Horatio Nelson
June 6th, 2014, 08:53 AM
Hates beef....cakes...?
Giando
June 6th, 2014, 09:13 AM
Wants to become an engineer for WC on the Moon
Typhlosion
June 6th, 2014, 04:37 PM
Suffers from alopecia totalis.
Gamma Male
June 6th, 2014, 05:23 PM
Is a YuGiOh fan.
CosmicNoodle
June 7th, 2014, 03:12 AM
secretly he lives in Rhyl (only people who live in North wales will get it)
Haha, I get it. Got a love Rhyl! (Lies)
Is actually a woman
Hudor
June 7th, 2014, 04:11 AM
is actually an alien whose head hides beneath the helmet
Rocketsnail
June 7th, 2014, 05:27 AM
Thinks Dolphins rule the world
CosmicNoodle
June 7th, 2014, 05:43 AM
Is convinced he is made from 80% butter, 10% snail and 10% uranium.
He finds it hard to believe he's not butter.
sixguy6
June 8th, 2014, 07:52 AM
Is from outerspace
Snookers
June 8th, 2014, 01:19 PM
Hates to talk and hates this website.
Abyssal Echo
June 8th, 2014, 01:42 PM
is the webmasters boy friend
TheLoneWolf
June 8th, 2014, 01:43 PM
Hates vampires
Abyssal Echo
June 8th, 2014, 01:46 PM
is a giant gerbil pretending to be a wolf
Exocet
June 8th, 2014, 01:57 PM
Is secretly Obama's son.
TheLoneWolf
June 8th, 2014, 02:00 PM
Is in love with the French president
Exocet
June 8th, 2014, 02:06 PM
Is irl a boy.
TheLoneWolf
June 8th, 2014, 02:18 PM
Lies about his age and is actually 84 years old.
Exocet
June 8th, 2014, 02:27 PM
Wants to kill me with a Flamethrower.
Apollo.
June 8th, 2014, 02:41 PM
Sniffs young boys bike seats.
Exocet
June 8th, 2014, 02:46 PM
Is my dad.
Gamma Male
June 8th, 2014, 02:57 PM
Is a cartoon aardvark.
TheLoneWolf
June 8th, 2014, 02:58 PM
Loves to touch rocks with his little toe.
Exocet
June 8th, 2014, 03:17 PM
Is in love with a penguin.
sixguy6
June 8th, 2014, 06:04 PM
Is the next reincarnation of jesus
Exocet
June 8th, 2014, 06:19 PM
Is transvestite the night.
sixguy6
June 8th, 2014, 06:21 PM
Likes expensive coffe
thatgothgirluknow
June 8th, 2014, 06:23 PM
is obbsessed with old people and has a 70 year old gf
sixguy6
June 8th, 2014, 06:24 PM
Doesn't like to sucede or thrive :P
Exocet
June 8th, 2014, 06:25 PM
Eats cat food
thatgothgirluknow
June 8th, 2014, 06:28 PM
secretly killed his sister and usess her as a puppet
sixguy6
June 8th, 2014, 06:30 PM
Like to light herself on fire
thatgothgirluknow
June 8th, 2014, 06:34 PM
is a national spy
sixguy6
June 8th, 2014, 06:49 PM
By day she's an ordinary girl but by night she goes on the prowl.............for..…......candy
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