Post an insane lie about the person above you

[ImAurora]

Overestimates gills

[Synyster Shadows]

Is younger than me

[Melodic]

is Whitney Houston in hiding

[Synyster Shadows]

is ugly

[Abyssal Echo]

is a really pretty girl

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really my grandma

[Abyssal Echo]

is my Grand Daughter

[NeuroTiger]

Is my grandma too.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a frog

[ninja789]

directed step up 7

[Synyster Shadows]

spelled crazy correctly in her sig ;)

[project_icarus]

will soon be paying me several billion pounds.

[Synyster Shadows]

did not make me snicker

[Abyssal Echo]

Wrote Stairway to Heaven

[Willy_Nilly]

Starred a romantic comedy with the Teletubbies

[ksdnfkfr]

Sucked my soul out of my body through my eye socket.

[Willy_Nilly]

Is secretly plotting the zebra apocalypse

[Abyssal Echo]

eats fried worms for breakfast

[ksdnfkfr]

Is the worst troll VT has ever had

[Willy_Nilly]

Married an ice cream cone named Tiffany

[Abyssal Echo]

is the ice cream cone named Tiffany

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a chainsaw wielding ballerina platypus

[Willy_Nilly]

Is the CEO of Tim Horton's and plays hockey with moose after a maple syrup convention

[Abyssal Echo]

started the Amish Mafia

[Willy_Nilly]

Is the author of the Fault in the Our Stars

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying cat

[radsniper]

eats flying cats

[ninja789]

the club cant handle him

[Leon03]

Uses a real foto of her for her avatar

[ninja789]

is funny

[Leon03]

Is not funny at all :)

[ninja789]

is a Nigerian prince

[Dannibabi]

Has superpowers

[Remora]

Lord of the ants and other small three-segmented detrivores

[Synyster Shadows]

Is a girl

[Abyssal Echo]

is a mermaid

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is an 7 year old girl

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a white Scotty dog

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is a black Persian cat

[Abyssal Echo]

is Leons next door neighbor

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is Charlie's cousins neighbor

[OUTLAWSQUATCH18]

got molested by an octopus while on vacation in the gulf of mexico

[Abyssal Echo]

is a Russian spy hiding in Canada

[ninja789]

close relative of Charlie sheen

[Abyssal Echo]

is the 1/2 in 2 1/2 men

[ninja789]

that would make me a dude lol

is a cyborg

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a flying monkey

[backjruton]

Is a sexual predator and 30 girls currently have a restraining order against him

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cyclops

[Willy_Nilly]

Eats koalas for breakfast

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying Koala bear

[radsniper]

licks everything and everyone

[Willy_Nilly]

Regularly punches babies

[radsniper]

eats babies

[Willy_Nilly]

0_0 Dives into baby powder and pretends to be Casper

[radsniper]

maybe

stabbed my foot

[Willy_Nilly]

Is Jesus and Miley Cyrus's love child

[Abyssal Echo]

plays music on street corners for money

[MechaSniper]

likes to eat pies off of dirty shoes.

[radsniper]

likes to randomly walk into peoples houses

[Abyssal Echo]

shoots people with red paint balls for fun

[radsniper]

drank the whole ocean

[Abyssal Echo]

is an Indian snake charmer

[radsniper]

is the snake

[Abyssal Echo]

is Obama and lada gaga's love child

[ImAurora]

Isn't Obama and Lady Gaga's love child

[radsniper]

eats pillows

[ScottishCanary]

Shot JFK

[Synyster Shadows]

Is JFK back from the dead

[ScottishCanary]

Is a Russian spy

[Synyster Shadows]

Is a doorknob

[Typhlosion]

Killed a tomato and made a movie about it.

[ScottishCanary]

Discovered the meaning of life, wrote it down but then lost the piece of paper.

[Synyster Shadows]

Thinks 4+4=3

[Plane And Simple]

Hates VT.

[Sanctum]

has had an airplane crash

[ScottishCanary]

Once had a relationship with Beyonce, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga all at the same time!

[backjruton]

Was the person who signed Shakira up for her record deal

[ScottishCanary]

Once fought three massive grizzly bears with only his bare hands as protection... and won in less than a minute!

[Synyster Shadows]

Is the sun

[NeuroTiger]

Is way too stupid

[ScottishCanary]

Is so old, he wrote the Bible, at the age of 300!

[Synyster Shadows]

Is a tv

[Typhlosion]

Is deaf.

[ksdnfkfr]

Is silicon based lifeform

[ninja789]

is in fact a cheetah. He is just embarrassed by his slender build and pretends to be a macho leopard

[Synyster Shadows]

Is 14 years old

[Abyssal Echo]

is a Cello playing bear

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is a drum playing drunk mockingbird

[radsniper]

stomach acid plays the bass with a bass

[Abyssal Echo]

is a dancing kangaroo

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is a sleeping guinea pig

[radsniper]

lives inside the sun eating completely frozen corn in ice cream

[Abyssal Echo]

dances with wolves

[radsniper]

lives in a toad

[Abyssal Echo]

reads romance novels

[radsniper]

eats romance novels

[Abyssal Echo]

is a crispy piece of bacon

[radsniper]

eats crispy bacon

[Typhlosion]

Is a die-hard fan of U.S.'s political economy.

[ninja789]

has represented Chile at elephant back croquet

[Abyssal Echo]

is a sea turtle

[Karkat]

Eats his toe jam!

[Abyssal Echo]

is toe jam

[Karkat]

Is Ed Sheeran's left nipple

[Abyssal Echo]

rides a great dane to school

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really my Tamagotchi

[Silicate Wielder]

is secretly an alien that reallly loves cheese

[PinkFloyd]

part of the illumaniti.

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen driving a float at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is a purple monkey flying on a unicorn

[Abyssal Echo]

is lady gaga's boy toy

[DarkHorse4eva]

^eww, she's a girl... ^

A crazy old cat lady living in a blue submarine in the Swedish woods

[Synyster Shadows]

is a Mexican drug dealer

[Abyssal Echo]

dances with wolves

[Synyster Shadows]

is a worm

[Star Wolf]

Was once a servant to a prince in ancient China, but then he escaped using a time machine and joined a 1980s rock band.

[Abyssal Echo]

is the king of Saudi Arabia

[project_icarus]

My personal silverware sculptor and fine craftsman.

[ScottishCanary]

Lives right in the middle of the Tasman Sea and hasn't actually seen another human being since they were 4 years old.

[ninja789]

doesnt like dolphins

[Typho]

Isn't a girl

[conker0118]

doesn't know how to say his name

[Typho]

Doesen't know english

[conker0118]

doesn't know the difference between a male and female

[Typho]

Has 1000+ posts

[ksdnfkfr]

Is thee years younger than me.

[conker0118]

is a 1006 year old virgin MILF

[Typho]

Is a nice person

[conker0118]

is a hobo that is a vigilante that only helps the bad not the good

[ScottishCanary]

Last time England and Scotland played a football match together, he supported the Scottish!

[conker0118]

like touching dolphin butt

[Chrisscotland]

hasn't been to the toilet for 3 weeks!

[Typho]

Has robbed a bank

[Synyster Shadows]

is a Secret Service agent

[Typho]

Is my secret agent enemy

[Star Wolf]

Fell in love with said secret agent enemy.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a dude

[Abyssal Echo]

is a really cute girl

[ninja789]

is actually a cat who dreams of being a wolf

[Typho]

Is a ninja turtur

[Abyssal Echo]

eats live worms for breakfast

[Typho]

Hunts ghosts in the abyss

[Abyssal Echo]

Lives in the Amazon jungle

[ozteen]

is the result of a medical experiment that did'nt work out as planned....

[project_icarus]

Is a KGB spy.

[Synyster Shadows]

Is a dog

[laurakitty]

He's my bf hi bf

[Synyster Shadows]

She's ugly
(Doubt that's even possible)

[ninja789]

is called David Obua

[Synyster Shadows]

Is rude

[ninja789]

is a heavyweight boxer

[Synyster Shadows]

Is a popsicle

[ninja789]

has a ingrowing penis

[Synyster Shadows]

Is younger than me

[ImCoolBeans]

still breast feeds

[ninja789]

breast feeds

[NeuroTiger]

Is so stupid!

[ninja789]

doesnt like neurology

[ImAurora]

Is ugly

[ninja789]

is not as vastly prettier than me

[Synyster Shadows]

is a terrible person

[ninja789]

likes learning about imperialism

[Synyster Shadows]

Hates me

[laurakitty]

Is secretly a girl

[Synyster Shadows]

Secretly a guy

[laurakitty]

Ahaha is the most British person you'll ever meet

[ksdnfkfr]

Nostradamus predicted she will be the sole instigator of World War III

[MechaSniper]

Is secretly a super computer.

[ninja789]

doesnt like video games

[Typho]

Is not a ninja

[ImAurora]

Is a black girl named Shaquisha

[Pepito]

Has a pink turtle named Gregory

[ImAurora]

You don't know if that's a lie.

Is a girl

[ninja789]

doesnt have a pink turtle named gregory

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a flying Kangaroo

[DarkHorse4eva]

is a 60 year old train conductor, who have been doing it for 40 years

[Abyssal Echo]

is a retired Russian spy

[DarkHorse4eva]

is a british secret service agent, who is a mix of james bond, johnny english and austin powers

[Abyssal Echo]

Owns Jurassic park

[ksdnfkfr]

Is responsible for the Hindenburg exploding.

[Abyssal Echo]

wants to be the next weather girl on CNN

[Nick M]

Is the current weather girl on cnn :P

[Abyssal Echo]

is a one eyed grasshopper

[ninja789]

enjoys riding a giraffe bareback through the Himalayas every september

[ksdnfkfr]

Personally sank the lost island of Atlantis

[ninja789]

I thought the game was to tell lies

Is a dog person

[ksdnfkfr]

Is Barrack Obama's stunt double

[NeuroTiger]

Is responsible for an explosion occurred in the farthest galaxy

[ImAurora]

Is Richard Simmons' lover

[Jenni.]

Hasn't taken a shower in 3 days :P

[ImCoolBeans]

Pees while standing up

[ninja789]

has an ingrowing nipple

[Nick M]

Is secretly a hungry hungry hippo in your spare time.

[ImAurora]

Is a walrus named Jimmothy

[ninja789]

is a dumb blonde

[Synyster Shadows]

Hates ninjas

[Abyssal Echo]

is a banjo playing midget

[Synyster Shadows]

Wants to be a bedsheet

[Professor Moopicorn]

Did you know that Andrew has a third butt-cheek on his lower back that he named Reginald and he pretends that they are happily married and live in a house made of marshmallows and coffee beens. But everyday, he has to live with the fact that all of that isn't true and he is really a weird, deformed dugong. Such a sad life, but true.