Post an insane lie about the person above you

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is Donald ducks sex toy

[Abyssal Echo]

is a bouncer at Mikey's strip club

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is stripper at Mikey's strip club

[Abyssal Echo]

spends a lot of time and money a Mikey's strip club

[DarkHorse4eva]

Owes me a lap dance

[ksdnfkfr]

Doesn't like Mattie

[DarkHorse4eva]

(I was about to get mad, until I saw it was the post an insane lie)
Doesn't like tigers

[ksdnfkfr]

;)

is really Donald [-]Trump[/-] Duck

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is really goofy

[Abyssal Echo]

is Goofys dad

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is goofys cousin

[Abyssal Echo]

is related to Donald Duck

[ksdnfkfr]

is a bowl of spaghetti-o's with hot dog slices

[Abyssal Echo]

is a slot machine

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is a 88 year old thief

[Sanctum]

Is a unicorn

[ksdnfkfr]

is a pterodactyl

[Fallen_Eagle]

Has terminal 7

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is a drunk goat

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cute girl thats crushing on Alex

[AlexOnToast]

went back in time and voted for Hitler

[KidImage]

Made out with adalia rose

[Soldier212]

Is a racist

[Abyssal Echo]

is a praying mantis

[AlexOnToast]

Torched a bus full of Nuns and blamed it on a mute kid

[Abyssal Echo]

is an indian child bride

[ksdnfkfr]

is the bride of Frankenstein

[lijrobert]

Is a friendly monkey that loves others

[Barneytinsen]

Is god

[Captain Canada]

Is a honey-loving leprechaun that comes out at night to take gold

[Abyssal Echo]

is a fairy that got lost on her way to neverland

[DarkHorse4eva]

is a goat from wisconsin

[Willweston]

Is a wizard

[Barneytinsen]

is me

[ksdnfkfr]

is my pet lizard - I told him to stay away fro the keyboard - bad lizard!

[DarkHorse4eva]

is the new doctor who

[Fallen_Eagle]

wants to be inside a pony

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is king Kong

[Captain Canada]

Is my desk lamp

[lijrobert]

Is my father (it's a lie on two levels)

[Barneytinsen]

is planning to go outside today

[Abyssal Echo]

is a girl with no heart

[DarkHorse4eva]

is a shaved cat

[Abyssal Echo]

is Elton Johns boy toy

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is Ozzy's husband

[Abyssal Echo]

eats bats for breakfast

[ksdnfkfr]

Is never up late whahaha

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is always up early

[ksdnfkfr]

On school days I am

eats toasted cardboard

[Abyssal Echo]

sells weed in the redlight district of Amsterdam

[ksdnfkfr]

smokes oregano

[DarkHorse4eva]

cries gold

[ksdnfkfr]

poops marshmallows

[Abyssal Echo]

is a giant ant

[ksdnfkfr]

is a miniature dinosaur

[Abyssal Echo]

is a giant cream cheese danish

[DarkHorse4eva]

a giant Danish buttercookie

[Abyssal Echo]

is a big bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough

[DarkHorse4eva]

is a big bowl of yummy vanilla ice cream

[Abyssal Echo]

is JB's limo driver

[DarkHorse4eva]

is ozzy's next wife

[Abyssal Echo]

is John Lenons long lost love child

[DarkHorse4eva]

is paul mccartneys daughter

[Abyssal Echo]

is a jolly bad fellow

[DarkHorse4eva]

is british

[Abyssal Echo]

would rather date a Persian cat then me

[DarkHorse4eva]

would rather date a wolf than me

[Abyssal Echo]

is Thors long lost daughter

[DarkHorse4eva]

is the hulks wife

[itsanthonym]

has a third nipple

[DarkHorse4eva]

has 2 heads

[ksdnfkfr]

has olives for eyeballs

[DarkHorse4eva]

is an astronaut dog with 3 eyes

[RavleIncarnate]

Is a mass murderer with a fetish for moths.

[RavleIncarnate]

Lies.

[Stronk Serb]

Is an insane Uranian.

[Barneytinsen]

is a douchebag

[pjones]

is not really Barney the dinosaur

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a girl that lives in death valley

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really Queen Elizabeth

[Abyssal Echo]

is dating Madonna

[ksdnfkfr]

Is Madonna so I'm a lucky boy

[Abyssal Echo]

Dances with wolves

[ksdnfkfr]

Cavorts with cats

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cat

[Unsubscribed]

Apparently a loner wolf that lives in a dark cave because all of his lady wolves dislike him for his constant howling...

[pjones]

has never said y'all in his life

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in an igloo in Siberia

[nino51300]

In a realtionship with Lady Gaga of course :3

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen wandering in Death Valley

[workingatperfect]

He likes to use peanut butter as hair gel.

[Abyssal Echo]

uses pancake syrup for shampoo

[workingatperfect]

Eats all his meals while doing a sing-handed hand-stand

[Abyssal Echo]

milks goats between classes

[Melodic]

He is actually a wolf.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a one eyed flying iguana

[Synyster Shadows]

Is a pickled hamster

[radsniper]

lives in a one inch cubed wooden box

[Synyster Shadows]

Joined in 2918

[radsniper]

goes to dihydrogen monoxide bars

[MechaSniper]

Once told a cop to fuck off

[ImAurora]

Is my grandson who is visiting me from the future

[project_icarus]

sold me her falafel cart yesterday

[ksdnfkfr]

Has the death sentence on 12 star systems

[Synyster Shadows]

Is rude

[Abyssal Echo]

played the staring role in mean girls

[radsniper]

licks everyones bagels

[ksdnfkfr]

Is posting from the north pole

[Abyssal Echo]

Is really an Indian Prince living in the Arabian desert

[Left Now]

Is really Hermaeus Mora

[Abyssal Echo]

is a slave in the Royal house of Ezra

[Gamma Male]

Is a 70 year old Philippino pedophile here to seduce teenagers.

[Melodic]

is a Gamma Female

[ninja789]

A second cousin of Apu from the simpsons

[project_icarus]

Is a monarch.

[Willy_Nilly]

Sold his soul to a penguin

[ksdnfkfr]

Is the mother of my 12 children

[backjruton]

Is a fongoid from Ratchet & Clank - A Crack In Time

probably a lame one but I can't think of much better :D

[Synyster Shadows]

is a pickle

[tyrfr]

have 100 cats,99 dogs and 1 penquin

[Abyssal Echo]

Is Lady Gaga

[Willy_Nilly]

Is a long lost relative of Justin Beiber

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a spy sent from another site to recruit members

[Willy_Nilly]

Lies on the floor and pretends he is a carrot at 3am

[Abyssal Echo]

is a Texas oil tycoon hiding from the IRS in a Amish community

[DarkHorse4eva]

is an 8 year old girl from finland

[Willy_Nilly]

Is secretly a Canadian moose ranch owner

[DarkHorse4eva]

wouldn't mind that xD^^

is a secret service agent with the code name "Afghanistan bananistan" living undercover in yemen

[Willy_Nilly]

^This.

Breeds alpacas in his basement

[DarkHorse4eva]

^ that's freaking awesome xD ^

is secretly married to a goat, who turns out to be a dwarf woman with goatee dressed as a goat

[Synyster Shadows]

is a piece of sushi

[Willy_Nilly]

Was once the leader of the Aztec tribe and was married to a rock

[DarkHorse4eva]

is a chicken that smells like popcorn, but tastes like cat

[Synyster Shadows]

is a guitarist

[Willy_Nilly]

Owns a giant dark pit filled with pink puppies

[DarkHorse4eva]

NINJAD

that is a really insane lie xD


is a girl from botswana

[Synyster Shadows]

Is an alien from Mars

[Willy_Nilly]

Rides a flying dolphin named Rico to school every morning

[Synyster Shadows]

Is that flying dolphin

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen trying to swim in a bowl of jello

[ksdnfkfr]

Dug his way to China with a plastic spoon

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is a Nigerian Prince married to a goat

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a nudist Aussie that sings in an all girls band

[ninja789]

has 17 nipples

[Willy_Nilly]

Is actually a member of Maroon 5

[Remora]

Is a stubborn nazi zombie pair of earbuds seeking for a way to destroy the Moon once and for all

[backjruton]

Has a female pet duck with a purple bill called Angus

[enriqueroxx]

lives in antarctica and has a pet penguin called flappy....

[Bmble_B]

Eats doorknobs as a snack, and enjoys collecting used gum wads.

[Obsidian]

Spends every second of the day listening to Miley Cyrus.

[Synyster Shadows]

Is younger than me

[ninja789]

secretly plays in the WBA

[Synyster Shadows]

is secretly a spy working for aliens

[Typho]

Is actually a ninja on a snowbard

[Synyster Shadows]

spelled snowboard right

[Typhlosion]

Is an alien who constructed the mayan pyramids. Now he eats cornflour as a ritual to the sun god in a boat.

[Ethe14]

Believes that the only fruit in the world is a cucumber.

[Typhlosion]

BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN THERE'S MORE TO CUCUMBERS? I KNOW ABOUT PICKLES, IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN? IS MY LIFE A LIE????

Never used a computer in his life.

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen streaking with Homer Simpson

[Typhlosion]

Is a penguin disguised as a human working for the KJB.

[Melodic]

is secretly Hannah Montana.. The whole Miley thing was a lie.

[Abyssal Echo]

is related to Marge Simpson

[Typhlosion]

Is the president of the U.K.

[Remora]

Totally doesn't overuse penguins

[Abyssal Echo]

Started VT

[Typhlosion]

Lives on mars.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cat

[Typhlosion]

That... isn't that absurd :kitty:

Met Cleopatra

[EddietheZombie]

Magmagan defeated Bruce Lee in a fight to the death









Do I get points for winning?

[Gamma Male]

Co-founded facebook.

[EddietheZombie]

Banned for lying........



Oh wait, wrong thread :P



Gamma actually stopped all those bullets.

[Gamma Male]

Would still be loved my me if he didn't like the Matrix.

[Remora]

Does a frontflip everytime he hears a puppy bark, then explodes into a mix of greyscale rainbows and edible confetti.

Nailed it.

[Gamma Male]

Is a freemason.

[backjruton]

EITHER
Is a sexual predator and was in constant contact with Jimmy Saville
OR
Is the re-incarnation of Elvis Presley

[ninja789]

Parties every Tuesday night with lethal bizzle

[Typhlosion]

Killed a horde of bears only using a spork.

[ninja789]

is a world renowned hair stylist

[ksdnfkfr]

can run 80 miles per hour

[DarkHorse4eva]

Is a nudist Aussie that sings in an all girls band i wouldn't mind that xD


is a tiger thingy again

[Typhlosion]

Hates all boy bands and is actually a nordic pagan.

[ninja789]

direct descendant of Will Ferrell

[Synyster Shadows]

Is a peach basket

[backjruton]

Is secretly Marvin the ostrich from iMeet Fred

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100714040823/icarly/images/a/a4/Marvin.jpg

This picture makes me giggle :lol::D:kitty:

[Thelizzerd]

Like to eat dirty socks for breakfast and have make out sessions with crayons.

[Synyster Shadows]

loves rap

[Thelizzerd]

Is 47 years old

[Synyster Shadows]

hates punk

[backjruton]

Has previously been arrested as part of Operation Yewtree (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Yewtree) and had sex with a dog to raise money for buying a Mika CD

[ksdnfkfr]

Is neurologically typical

[Synyster Shadows]

is a giraffe

[Abyssal Echo]

is the hacker that caused VT to go down

[backjruton]

Is one of the possible crack heads behind the Large Hadron Collider which caused end-of-world panics back in 2008 :(:(

Is neurologically typical
Good one XD

[Dannibabi]

Is wanted by police in 38 countries.

[Typhlosion]

Dines anchovies with the dolphins at seaworld.

[Melodic]

created the cure for understanding the language of women

[ninja789]

has a ice statue commemorating her in Stirling

[Remora]

Is a turtle-monkey-ninja fetus

[Synyster Shadows]

is a fish

[Remora]

Underestimates gills