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Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 03:58 PM
is JB's guitar

Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 04:07 PM
wants to be Justin Bieber

Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 04:19 PM
was the album cover for Lady Gaga's first album

Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 05:01 PM
is a Rubik's cube

Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 06:21 PM
is an empty bottle of glue

Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 06:22 PM
eats hair

Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 06:24 PM
was last seen on a date with Elton John

Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 06:35 PM
is a pencil

skiman
December 3rd, 2013, 06:37 PM
twerks on miley cyrus 24/7/365

Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 06:40 PM
is miley cyrus

ksdnfkfr
December 3rd, 2013, 06:40 PM
Is Miley Cyrus

Edit: woo identical ninja

Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 06:41 PM
is a dog

ksdnfkfr
December 3rd, 2013, 07:11 PM
Is Rudolph the red nose reindeer

fordgtguy
December 3rd, 2013, 07:16 PM
has a big dick

Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 07:37 PM
lives in a dumpster behind Good will

Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 08:49 PM
is a dumpster

Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 12:00 AM
he likes to eat dry dog food

ksdnfkfr
December 5th, 2013, 01:01 AM
Carves toothpicks for a living

Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 01:30 AM
is a giant flying iguana

Synyster Shadows
December 5th, 2013, 02:11 PM
wants to be a pair of headphones

Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 04:19 PM
plays cello in central park with charlie

johndoe1112
December 5th, 2013, 04:34 PM
wants to be Justin Bieber

is justin biebers tramp stamp

Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 04:37 PM
is a blind raccoon

Synyster Shadows
December 5th, 2013, 09:09 PM
wants to be a bat

Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 09:14 PM
is the bat that OZZY bit

Synyster Shadows
December 5th, 2013, 09:50 PM
is Ozzy

Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 10:43 PM
he brought his violin over on the mayflower

ksdnfkfr
December 5th, 2013, 10:54 PM
Is Andrew's grandma

PinkFloyd
December 5th, 2013, 10:56 PM
bathes in a mixture of Mountain Dew and liquid plastic daily

Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 11:02 PM
sells Burger King gift certificates at work

Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 08:58 PM
is a bird

Abyssal Echo
December 6th, 2013, 09:00 PM
is a female iguana

Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 09:00 PM
has 1234 fingers

Melodic
December 6th, 2013, 09:05 PM
He went to a Taylor Swift concert

Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 09:05 PM
she went to Mars yesterday

Melodic
December 6th, 2013, 09:07 PM
He's secretly a vampire

Abyssal Echo
December 6th, 2013, 09:09 PM
hates VT

Melodic
December 6th, 2013, 09:12 PM
He's plotting a way to hack into VT and destroy it.

Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 09:14 PM
is a Martian plotting to destroy Earth

Abyssal Echo
December 6th, 2013, 09:19 PM
is the computer hacker thats trying to take over VT

Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 09:23 PM
wants to be a hobo

superstarB
December 7th, 2013, 12:07 AM
Killed Oprah Winfrey

ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 12:31 AM
Can run 60 miles an hour

Abyssal Echo
December 7th, 2013, 04:22 AM
is a desert turtle

ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 06:15 AM
is the Ohio river

Pittsburgh
December 7th, 2013, 06:20 AM
Never wears a T shirt, R,S,and U shirts only

Abyssal Echo
December 7th, 2013, 06:24 AM
is a t shirt

ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 06:26 AM
is really just a bot program

Fallen_Eagle
December 7th, 2013, 06:49 AM
is actually a tiger cyborg with an arnold schwarzenegger voice. ''RAAaaaWruh, IMuh TIGuh!''

Synyster Shadows
December 7th, 2013, 07:43 AM
is an iPod

ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 12:14 PM
is made entirely out ear wax

NeuroTiger
December 7th, 2013, 12:31 PM
Is so stupid that I hate him

Synyster Shadows
December 7th, 2013, 12:34 PM
is a girl

NeuroTiger
December 7th, 2013, 12:39 PM
is a girl
This is such an insane lie!:P

Has no sexual organs! Lol ;)

EneasR
December 7th, 2013, 02:16 PM
Raped a duck ;)

Synyster Shadows
December 7th, 2013, 04:31 PM
is a pen

Fallen_Eagle
December 7th, 2013, 05:01 PM
Uses his glasses to wipe out an intelligent race of ants called KIBfakbf a's

Synyster Shadows
December 7th, 2013, 10:32 PM
is named Stevie Slimsandwich

ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 10:59 PM
is really Charles Manson

Seemyheart
December 7th, 2013, 11:11 PM
Is really Marilyn Manson

ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 11:14 PM
is really Marilyn Monroe

Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2013, 02:07 AM
is really a brain eating zombie

ksdnfkfr
December 8th, 2013, 02:34 AM
is really a Powerpuff girl

Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2013, 02:53 AM
likes to play house with his little brother

ksdnfkfr
December 8th, 2013, 03:18 AM
is my little sister

Fallen_Eagle
December 8th, 2013, 06:27 AM
Is actually LordMinion777's girlfriend

Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 07:58 AM
is a computer virus from the future

NeuroTiger
December 8th, 2013, 08:03 AM
Is an insect

Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 08:15 AM
is a peasant from the French Revolution

ksdnfkfr
December 8th, 2013, 08:31 AM
Once ate an entire cow in 20 minutes.

teen.jpg
December 8th, 2013, 09:22 AM
TPAM eats squirrels.

Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 09:55 AM
is a girl from England

Liven
December 8th, 2013, 10:51 AM
Is a person who thinks he is a girl.

Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 10:54 AM
knows me personally

Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2013, 12:58 PM
is Dr. Who

Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 01:00 PM
wants to be a zombie

Abyssal Echo
December 9th, 2013, 03:55 AM
he likes to eat black widow spiders

DarkHorse4eva
December 9th, 2013, 05:49 AM
is single

Sanctum
December 9th, 2013, 02:17 PM
Has an STD

HotGurlMixy
December 9th, 2013, 02:19 PM
Is Acually An Alien

Synyster Shadows
December 9th, 2013, 03:55 PM
is younger than me

Abyssal Echo
December 9th, 2013, 04:01 PM
hates any kind of music

Synyster Shadows
December 9th, 2013, 08:34 PM
hates me

glad0s
December 9th, 2013, 08:54 PM
Views "I'm fine" as a perfectly acceptable response and does not view it with any other sub-meaning.

Synyster Shadows
December 9th, 2013, 08:58 PM
younger than me and has been on VT forever

Abyssal Echo
December 9th, 2013, 09:34 PM
has never posted on VT

glad0s
December 9th, 2013, 09:37 PM
Joined VT on January 12, 2012.

Abyssal Echo
December 9th, 2013, 09:39 PM
has been here forever

Dark Unicorn
December 10th, 2013, 12:54 PM
All 37 of his blogs are about his collection of Taylor Swift posters and life-size cardboard cut-outs which he keeps in every room in his Taylor Swift shaped house.

Synyster Shadows
December 10th, 2013, 02:30 PM
is a frog

Captain Canada
December 10th, 2013, 09:38 PM
Has never seen sunlight

Abyssal Echo
December 10th, 2013, 10:17 PM
lives in the amazon jungle

DarkHorse4eva
December 11th, 2013, 10:29 AM
joined vt this morning

Synyster Shadows
December 11th, 2013, 05:17 PM
is a girl

Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2013, 12:30 AM
likes to watch MLP porn

ksdnfkfr
December 12th, 2013, 01:09 AM
is a MLP porn star

Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2013, 01:44 AM
is a closeted brony

NeuroTiger
December 12th, 2013, 05:03 AM
Wants to be a pornstar

Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2013, 05:50 PM
is a gay porn star

DarkHorse4eva
December 12th, 2013, 10:14 PM
Is a gay porn wolf

Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2013, 11:22 PM
hides in the basement and listens to classical music

ImCoolBeans
December 13th, 2013, 02:13 AM
steals money from poor families to spend on coke and strippers

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 12:03 PM
is a rogue mermaid from Atlantis

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 01:38 PM
is a superstar in poland

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 05:45 PM
is the bass player for Nickelback

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 05:53 PM
I'm not that hot

Is the guitarist from 5 finger death punch

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 05:57 PM
is Randy Rhodes Daughter

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 05:59 PM
Is ozzy Osbournes grandson

Synyster Shadows
December 13th, 2013, 06:01 PM
wants to be a dime

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:01 PM
is a dime

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:02 PM
Needs a dime

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:04 PM
is a baggage container on the air bus

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:07 PM
Is a giraffe from Africa

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:13 PM
is a back up singer in an all girls band

Synyster Shadows
December 13th, 2013, 06:13 PM
is a ballpoint pen

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:16 PM
is a bellboy at the Tipton

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:18 PM
Is a 12 year old Justin bieber fan

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:20 PM
is really JB

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:22 PM
Is jb's boyfriend

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:29 PM
likes to go to strip clubs with Mikey (I'mCoolBeans)

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:32 PM
Likes to work at strip clubs as a stripper

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:35 PM
is a bouncer at a strip club thats owned by Mikey

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:36 PM
Is my private stripper

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:40 PM
is a crossdressing barmaid at a strip club

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:41 PM
Is a trans waitress at a strip club

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:52 PM
is an old rusted shot gun behind the bar of a strip club

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:56 PM
Is a freshly polished sniper in mikeys office

Synyster Shadows
December 13th, 2013, 06:58 PM
is an old piece of pizza

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:59 PM
is related to Mel Gibson

DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 07:01 PM
Is related to Cameron Diaz

Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 07:29 PM
is dating prince jacksom

Synyster Shadows
December 13th, 2013, 08:31 PM
is a pair of headphones

glad0s
December 13th, 2013, 09:26 PM
is part of the Russian mafia under the alias "Andrei Barinov" and works at a local Viatnamese gift shop in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

ShatteredWings
December 13th, 2013, 10:19 PM
Is a disco ball

xXEverReadyXx
December 14th, 2013, 12:05 AM
Is living with Miley Cyrus xD

ksdnfkfr
December 14th, 2013, 12:07 AM
One ate a truckload of scrap metal.

Abyssal Echo
December 14th, 2013, 12:11 AM
is one of santas elfs

ksdnfkfr
December 14th, 2013, 12:17 AM
is Rudolph the red nose reindeer

Abyssal Echo
December 14th, 2013, 12:18 AM
is a bouncer at Mikey's strip club

glad0s
December 14th, 2013, 12:44 AM
isn't named Mattie.

Abyssal Echo
December 14th, 2013, 01:18 AM
is a diamond back rattlesnake

Synyster Shadows
December 16th, 2013, 08:29 PM
is a Rubik's cube

Captain Canada
December 16th, 2013, 09:40 PM
Is a homocidal maniac that eats kittens </3

ksdnfkfr
December 16th, 2013, 09:43 PM
is a homicidal kitten who eats children

Captain Canada
December 16th, 2013, 09:44 PM
Eats nails for breakfast... without any milk!!!

Abyssal Echo
December 16th, 2013, 10:10 PM
works for monsters inc.

ksdnfkfr
December 16th, 2013, 10:33 PM
is an alien living in Area 51

Abyssal Echo
December 16th, 2013, 11:26 PM
owns area 51

ksdnfkfr
December 16th, 2013, 11:30 PM
invented the internet

Abyssal Echo
December 16th, 2013, 11:36 PM
is a one eyed pirate

ksdnfkfr
December 16th, 2013, 11:39 PM
is a casino cocktail waitress

Abyssal Echo
December 16th, 2013, 11:46 PM
has been banned from all the casinos for running scams

Synyster Shadows
December 17th, 2013, 12:24 PM
is a Sharpie

Captain Canada
December 17th, 2013, 04:31 PM
Has a magical bear living in his floorboards

Synyster Shadows
December 17th, 2013, 04:41 PM
is a floorboard

Abyssal Echo
December 17th, 2013, 11:09 PM
is a ceramic tile

Church Of The Mind
December 17th, 2013, 11:52 PM
Is an insane water buffalo.

Abyssal Echo
December 17th, 2013, 11:56 PM
is a mindless jellyfish

ksdnfkfr
December 18th, 2013, 12:50 AM
Eats peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches.

Abyssal Echo
December 18th, 2013, 02:24 AM
has a giant tank in his room that is full of sharks

Vincent_Dat_Guy
December 18th, 2013, 02:32 AM
I think it can be fun, so... i thnk they r superman

Abyssal Echo
December 18th, 2013, 02:36 AM
is Jokers boyfriend

DarkHorse4eva
December 19th, 2013, 04:42 PM
Is single

Synyster Shadows
December 19th, 2013, 05:13 PM
is online

Sandra Main
December 19th, 2013, 07:52 PM
I was always taught not to tell lies so i won't.

Abyssal Echo
December 19th, 2013, 09:52 PM
likes to tell lies

Synyster Shadows
December 20th, 2013, 07:27 PM
is not cool

Dark Unicorn
December 21st, 2013, 04:29 AM
Has 600 posts all of which are about his career as a hitman for cats ergo he is a serial cat-killer.

Synyster Shadows
December 21st, 2013, 10:11 PM
is younger than me

Abyssal Echo
December 21st, 2013, 11:07 PM
plays the french horn in the marching band

Synyster Shadows
December 21st, 2013, 11:08 PM
is a toothbrush

Abyssal Echo
December 21st, 2013, 11:13 PM
is engaged to JB

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 07:54 AM
hates me with a burning passion and wants to murder me

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:01 AM
Is a wolfman

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:03 AM
was going to tell lies

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:10 AM
Takes classes for being a lieing addict

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:48 AM
is a pizza delivery person for Pizza Hut

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:52 AM
Is a girl dressed as a boy

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:53 AM
is a horse

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:55 AM
Better than the horses behind

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:56 AM
you did not just go there! :P

likes to sniff cow manure

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:58 AM
He tell lies about me

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:59 AM
is a city girl

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 09:05 AM
Better than a city boy.
Life in a tree

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 09:06 AM
hey, watch it, missy :P

is insane

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 09:09 AM
Has two left feet and walks backwards

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 09:11 AM
has 10 hands

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 09:12 AM
Is a alien. green eyes

Captain Canada
December 22nd, 2013, 05:50 PM
Licks lots of lions who like licking

Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 06:09 PM
Is a prude

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 09:50 PM
is older than me

Abyssal Echo
December 22nd, 2013, 09:57 PM
has 7 toes on his right foot

Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 10:05 PM
is a llama

thatgothgirluknow
December 22nd, 2013, 10:30 PM
killed the president with a burrito

Abyssal Echo
December 22nd, 2013, 11:55 PM
is a burrito

Synyster Shadows
December 24th, 2013, 12:03 PM
is a transgender snail

Sanctum
December 24th, 2013, 12:29 PM
Has commited suicide

Abyssal Echo
December 24th, 2013, 01:55 PM
is related to the Aflack duck

DarkHorse4eva
December 24th, 2013, 09:54 PM
Is Gandhis pet turtle

Abyssal Echo
December 24th, 2013, 10:31 PM
is Obama's boi toy