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Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 03:58 PM
is JB's guitar
Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 04:07 PM
wants to be Justin Bieber
Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 04:19 PM
was the album cover for Lady Gaga's first album
Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 05:01 PM
is a Rubik's cube
Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 06:21 PM
is an empty bottle of glue
Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 06:22 PM
eats hair
Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 06:24 PM
was last seen on a date with Elton John
Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 06:35 PM
is a pencil
skiman
December 3rd, 2013, 06:37 PM
twerks on miley cyrus 24/7/365
Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 06:40 PM
is miley cyrus
ksdnfkfr
December 3rd, 2013, 06:40 PM
Is Miley Cyrus
Edit: woo identical ninja
Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 06:41 PM
is a dog
ksdnfkfr
December 3rd, 2013, 07:11 PM
Is Rudolph the red nose reindeer
fordgtguy
December 3rd, 2013, 07:16 PM
has a big dick
Abyssal Echo
December 3rd, 2013, 07:37 PM
lives in a dumpster behind Good will
Synyster Shadows
December 3rd, 2013, 08:49 PM
is a dumpster
Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 12:00 AM
he likes to eat dry dog food
ksdnfkfr
December 5th, 2013, 01:01 AM
Carves toothpicks for a living
Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 01:30 AM
is a giant flying iguana
Synyster Shadows
December 5th, 2013, 02:11 PM
wants to be a pair of headphones
Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 04:19 PM
plays cello in central park with charlie
johndoe1112
December 5th, 2013, 04:34 PM
wants to be Justin Bieber
is justin biebers tramp stamp
Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 04:37 PM
is a blind raccoon
Synyster Shadows
December 5th, 2013, 09:09 PM
wants to be a bat
Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 09:14 PM
is the bat that OZZY bit
Synyster Shadows
December 5th, 2013, 09:50 PM
is Ozzy
Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 10:43 PM
he brought his violin over on the mayflower
ksdnfkfr
December 5th, 2013, 10:54 PM
Is Andrew's grandma
PinkFloyd
December 5th, 2013, 10:56 PM
bathes in a mixture of Mountain Dew and liquid plastic daily
Abyssal Echo
December 5th, 2013, 11:02 PM
sells Burger King gift certificates at work
Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 08:58 PM
is a bird
Abyssal Echo
December 6th, 2013, 09:00 PM
is a female iguana
Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 09:00 PM
has 1234 fingers
Melodic
December 6th, 2013, 09:05 PM
He went to a Taylor Swift concert
Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 09:05 PM
she went to Mars yesterday
Melodic
December 6th, 2013, 09:07 PM
He's secretly a vampire
Abyssal Echo
December 6th, 2013, 09:09 PM
hates VT
Melodic
December 6th, 2013, 09:12 PM
He's plotting a way to hack into VT and destroy it.
Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 09:14 PM
is a Martian plotting to destroy Earth
Abyssal Echo
December 6th, 2013, 09:19 PM
is the computer hacker thats trying to take over VT
Synyster Shadows
December 6th, 2013, 09:23 PM
wants to be a hobo
superstarB
December 7th, 2013, 12:07 AM
Killed Oprah Winfrey
ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 12:31 AM
Can run 60 miles an hour
Abyssal Echo
December 7th, 2013, 04:22 AM
is a desert turtle
ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 06:15 AM
is the Ohio river
Pittsburgh
December 7th, 2013, 06:20 AM
Never wears a T shirt, R,S,and U shirts only
Abyssal Echo
December 7th, 2013, 06:24 AM
is a t shirt
ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 06:26 AM
is really just a bot program
Fallen_Eagle
December 7th, 2013, 06:49 AM
is actually a tiger cyborg with an arnold schwarzenegger voice. ''RAAaaaWruh, IMuh TIGuh!''
Synyster Shadows
December 7th, 2013, 07:43 AM
is an iPod
ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 12:14 PM
is made entirely out ear wax
NeuroTiger
December 7th, 2013, 12:31 PM
Is so stupid that I hate him
Synyster Shadows
December 7th, 2013, 12:34 PM
is a girl
NeuroTiger
December 7th, 2013, 12:39 PM
is a girl
This is such an insane lie!:P
Has no sexual organs! Lol ;)
EneasR
December 7th, 2013, 02:16 PM
Raped a duck ;)
Synyster Shadows
December 7th, 2013, 04:31 PM
is a pen
Fallen_Eagle
December 7th, 2013, 05:01 PM
Uses his glasses to wipe out an intelligent race of ants called KIBfakbf a's
Synyster Shadows
December 7th, 2013, 10:32 PM
is named Stevie Slimsandwich
ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 10:59 PM
is really Charles Manson
Seemyheart
December 7th, 2013, 11:11 PM
Is really Marilyn Manson
ksdnfkfr
December 7th, 2013, 11:14 PM
is really Marilyn Monroe
Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2013, 02:07 AM
is really a brain eating zombie
ksdnfkfr
December 8th, 2013, 02:34 AM
is really a Powerpuff girl
Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2013, 02:53 AM
likes to play house with his little brother
ksdnfkfr
December 8th, 2013, 03:18 AM
is my little sister
Fallen_Eagle
December 8th, 2013, 06:27 AM
Is actually LordMinion777's girlfriend
Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 07:58 AM
is a computer virus from the future
NeuroTiger
December 8th, 2013, 08:03 AM
Is an insect
Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 08:15 AM
is a peasant from the French Revolution
ksdnfkfr
December 8th, 2013, 08:31 AM
Once ate an entire cow in 20 minutes.
teen.jpg
December 8th, 2013, 09:22 AM
TPAM eats squirrels.
Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 09:55 AM
is a girl from England
Liven
December 8th, 2013, 10:51 AM
Is a person who thinks he is a girl.
Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 10:54 AM
knows me personally
Abyssal Echo
December 8th, 2013, 12:58 PM
is Dr. Who
Synyster Shadows
December 8th, 2013, 01:00 PM
wants to be a zombie
Abyssal Echo
December 9th, 2013, 03:55 AM
he likes to eat black widow spiders
DarkHorse4eva
December 9th, 2013, 05:49 AM
is single
Sanctum
December 9th, 2013, 02:17 PM
Has an STD
HotGurlMixy
December 9th, 2013, 02:19 PM
Is Acually An Alien
Synyster Shadows
December 9th, 2013, 03:55 PM
is younger than me
Abyssal Echo
December 9th, 2013, 04:01 PM
hates any kind of music
Synyster Shadows
December 9th, 2013, 08:34 PM
hates me
glad0s
December 9th, 2013, 08:54 PM
Views "I'm fine" as a perfectly acceptable response and does not view it with any other sub-meaning.
Synyster Shadows
December 9th, 2013, 08:58 PM
younger than me and has been on VT forever
Abyssal Echo
December 9th, 2013, 09:34 PM
has never posted on VT
glad0s
December 9th, 2013, 09:37 PM
Joined VT on January 12, 2012.
Abyssal Echo
December 9th, 2013, 09:39 PM
has been here forever
Dark Unicorn
December 10th, 2013, 12:54 PM
All 37 of his blogs are about his collection of Taylor Swift posters and life-size cardboard cut-outs which he keeps in every room in his Taylor Swift shaped house.
Synyster Shadows
December 10th, 2013, 02:30 PM
is a frog
Captain Canada
December 10th, 2013, 09:38 PM
Has never seen sunlight
Abyssal Echo
December 10th, 2013, 10:17 PM
lives in the amazon jungle
DarkHorse4eva
December 11th, 2013, 10:29 AM
joined vt this morning
Synyster Shadows
December 11th, 2013, 05:17 PM
is a girl
Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2013, 12:30 AM
likes to watch MLP porn
ksdnfkfr
December 12th, 2013, 01:09 AM
is a MLP porn star
Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2013, 01:44 AM
is a closeted brony
NeuroTiger
December 12th, 2013, 05:03 AM
Wants to be a pornstar
Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2013, 05:50 PM
is a gay porn star
DarkHorse4eva
December 12th, 2013, 10:14 PM
Is a gay porn wolf
Abyssal Echo
December 12th, 2013, 11:22 PM
hides in the basement and listens to classical music
ImCoolBeans
December 13th, 2013, 02:13 AM
steals money from poor families to spend on coke and strippers
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 12:03 PM
is a rogue mermaid from Atlantis
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 01:38 PM
is a superstar in poland
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 05:45 PM
is the bass player for Nickelback
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 05:53 PM
I'm not that hot
Is the guitarist from 5 finger death punch
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 05:57 PM
is Randy Rhodes Daughter
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 05:59 PM
Is ozzy Osbournes grandson
Synyster Shadows
December 13th, 2013, 06:01 PM
wants to be a dime
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:01 PM
is a dime
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:02 PM
Needs a dime
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:04 PM
is a baggage container on the air bus
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:07 PM
Is a giraffe from Africa
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:13 PM
is a back up singer in an all girls band
Synyster Shadows
December 13th, 2013, 06:13 PM
is a ballpoint pen
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:16 PM
is a bellboy at the Tipton
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:18 PM
Is a 12 year old Justin bieber fan
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:20 PM
is really JB
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:22 PM
Is jb's boyfriend
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:29 PM
likes to go to strip clubs with Mikey (I'mCoolBeans)
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:32 PM
Likes to work at strip clubs as a stripper
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:35 PM
is a bouncer at a strip club thats owned by Mikey
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:36 PM
Is my private stripper
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:40 PM
is a crossdressing barmaid at a strip club
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:41 PM
Is a trans waitress at a strip club
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:52 PM
is an old rusted shot gun behind the bar of a strip club
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 06:56 PM
Is a freshly polished sniper in mikeys office
Synyster Shadows
December 13th, 2013, 06:58 PM
is an old piece of pizza
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 06:59 PM
is related to Mel Gibson
DarkHorse4eva
December 13th, 2013, 07:01 PM
Is related to Cameron Diaz
Abyssal Echo
December 13th, 2013, 07:29 PM
is dating prince jacksom
Synyster Shadows
December 13th, 2013, 08:31 PM
is a pair of headphones
glad0s
December 13th, 2013, 09:26 PM
is part of the Russian mafia under the alias "Andrei Barinov" and works at a local Viatnamese gift shop in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
ShatteredWings
December 13th, 2013, 10:19 PM
Is a disco ball
xXEverReadyXx
December 14th, 2013, 12:05 AM
Is living with Miley Cyrus xD
ksdnfkfr
December 14th, 2013, 12:07 AM
One ate a truckload of scrap metal.
Abyssal Echo
December 14th, 2013, 12:11 AM
is one of santas elfs
ksdnfkfr
December 14th, 2013, 12:17 AM
is Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Abyssal Echo
December 14th, 2013, 12:18 AM
is a bouncer at Mikey's strip club
glad0s
December 14th, 2013, 12:44 AM
isn't named Mattie.
Abyssal Echo
December 14th, 2013, 01:18 AM
is a diamond back rattlesnake
Synyster Shadows
December 16th, 2013, 08:29 PM
is a Rubik's cube
Captain Canada
December 16th, 2013, 09:40 PM
Is a homocidal maniac that eats kittens </3
ksdnfkfr
December 16th, 2013, 09:43 PM
is a homicidal kitten who eats children
Captain Canada
December 16th, 2013, 09:44 PM
Eats nails for breakfast... without any milk!!!
Abyssal Echo
December 16th, 2013, 10:10 PM
works for monsters inc.
ksdnfkfr
December 16th, 2013, 10:33 PM
is an alien living in Area 51
Abyssal Echo
December 16th, 2013, 11:26 PM
owns area 51
ksdnfkfr
December 16th, 2013, 11:30 PM
invented the internet
Abyssal Echo
December 16th, 2013, 11:36 PM
is a one eyed pirate
ksdnfkfr
December 16th, 2013, 11:39 PM
is a casino cocktail waitress
Abyssal Echo
December 16th, 2013, 11:46 PM
has been banned from all the casinos for running scams
Synyster Shadows
December 17th, 2013, 12:24 PM
is a Sharpie
Captain Canada
December 17th, 2013, 04:31 PM
Has a magical bear living in his floorboards
Synyster Shadows
December 17th, 2013, 04:41 PM
is a floorboard
Abyssal Echo
December 17th, 2013, 11:09 PM
is a ceramic tile
Church Of The Mind
December 17th, 2013, 11:52 PM
Is an insane water buffalo.
Abyssal Echo
December 17th, 2013, 11:56 PM
is a mindless jellyfish
ksdnfkfr
December 18th, 2013, 12:50 AM
Eats peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches.
Abyssal Echo
December 18th, 2013, 02:24 AM
has a giant tank in his room that is full of sharks
Vincent_Dat_Guy
December 18th, 2013, 02:32 AM
I think it can be fun, so... i thnk they r superman
Abyssal Echo
December 18th, 2013, 02:36 AM
is Jokers boyfriend
DarkHorse4eva
December 19th, 2013, 04:42 PM
Is single
Synyster Shadows
December 19th, 2013, 05:13 PM
is online
Sandra Main
December 19th, 2013, 07:52 PM
I was always taught not to tell lies so i won't.
Abyssal Echo
December 19th, 2013, 09:52 PM
likes to tell lies
Synyster Shadows
December 20th, 2013, 07:27 PM
is not cool
Dark Unicorn
December 21st, 2013, 04:29 AM
Has 600 posts all of which are about his career as a hitman for cats ergo he is a serial cat-killer.
Synyster Shadows
December 21st, 2013, 10:11 PM
is younger than me
Abyssal Echo
December 21st, 2013, 11:07 PM
plays the french horn in the marching band
Synyster Shadows
December 21st, 2013, 11:08 PM
is a toothbrush
Abyssal Echo
December 21st, 2013, 11:13 PM
is engaged to JB
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 07:54 AM
hates me with a burning passion and wants to murder me
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:01 AM
Is a wolfman
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:03 AM
was going to tell lies
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:10 AM
Takes classes for being a lieing addict
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:48 AM
is a pizza delivery person for Pizza Hut
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:52 AM
Is a girl dressed as a boy
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:53 AM
is a horse
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:55 AM
Better than the horses behind
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:56 AM
you did not just go there! :P
likes to sniff cow manure
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 08:58 AM
He tell lies about me
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 08:59 AM
is a city girl
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 09:05 AM
Better than a city boy.
Life in a tree
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 09:06 AM
hey, watch it, missy :P
is insane
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 09:09 AM
Has two left feet and walks backwards
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 09:11 AM
has 10 hands
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 09:12 AM
Is a alien. green eyes
Captain Canada
December 22nd, 2013, 05:50 PM
Licks lots of lions who like licking
Sandra Main
December 22nd, 2013, 06:09 PM
Is a prude
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 09:50 PM
is older than me
Abyssal Echo
December 22nd, 2013, 09:57 PM
has 7 toes on his right foot
Synyster Shadows
December 22nd, 2013, 10:05 PM
is a llama
thatgothgirluknow
December 22nd, 2013, 10:30 PM
killed the president with a burrito
Abyssal Echo
December 22nd, 2013, 11:55 PM
is a burrito
Synyster Shadows
December 24th, 2013, 12:03 PM
is a transgender snail
Sanctum
December 24th, 2013, 12:29 PM
Has commited suicide
Abyssal Echo
December 24th, 2013, 01:55 PM
is related to the Aflack duck
DarkHorse4eva
December 24th, 2013, 09:54 PM
Is Gandhis pet turtle
Abyssal Echo
December 24th, 2013, 10:31 PM
is Obama's boi toy
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