Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Derryck]

Just told a lie.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a 10-year-old girl

[Derryck]

feeds cats chewing tobacco.

[Synyster Shadows]

is covering for himself

[Derryck]

Absolutely did NOT screw up while attempting that.

[Synyster Shadows]

didn't confuse me

[Derryck]

Did not attempt to say that I was covering for myself, but sense this is a thread on posting a lie, he should not have instead said "is not trying to cover for himself". And also should not PM me if he needs that explained. ;)

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a toy poodle

[Abyssal Echo]

is a female bear

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a stuffed and mounted trout hanging in the shack of a hillbilly.

[Abyssal Echo]

is ashes in the fireplace of an abandoned hunting lodge

[Synyster Shadows]

is a can of Mtn Dew

[Derryck]

Hit on his mother.

[Synyster Shadows]

is offline

[MstarhHaven]

Eats poop wrapped in toilet paper and claims that he just ate special pancakes with nutella

[Abyssal Echo]

likes to eat chocolate covered fried worms

[ksdnfkfr]

Is posting from a space station orbiting Uranus.

[Abyssal Echo]

hides in the clothes racks so he can make videos of Walmartians

[Synyster Shadows]

hates me

[ksdnfkfr]

Is loose change under a sofa cushion.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a bacterium

[Abyssal Echo]

is a broken Violin

[WALLE]

he is a very honest person and would never lie

[Captain Who]

Loves to eat pebbles when at the beach, and diving of cliffs without parachutes.

[MstarhHaven]

On time they twerked so hard they got teleported into a parralel universe in which the only way to get back to our universe was to eat 100000 peanut butter jelly sandwiches whilst shouting "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" repeatedly until they had consumed all of the 100000 sandwiches...

[Pure Innocent Nun]

Loves to Eats random gum-wads they find.

[Captain Who]

Was chopping carrots and accidentally chopped his fingers but didn't notice and ended up chopping up his whole body and seced it for dinner everyone ate and said hmmmm the carrots don't taste right and you said yeah... Taste like chicken.

[Synyster Shadows]

didn't join on pi day

[Abyssal Echo]

is a drug dealer from Miami

[Captain Who]

Sits in their room playing with unicorn dolls and drinking drugged up water.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying Kangaroo

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really Ozzy Osbourne.

[NeuroTiger]

Is undergoing chemotaxis!!! Lol :P

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in a tree house in downtown LA, Cali

[Synyster Shadows]

hates VT

[Obsidian]

Hates Avenged Sevenfold

[Synyster Shadows]

hasn't been gone for a while

[Abyssal Echo]

wears pajamas to school

[NeuroTiger]

Is friend with the bacterium Vibrio Cholerae!!! :P

[Abyssal Echo]

is a pink flying unicorn

[Gabriellah]

Actually is a fox instead of a wolf.

[ksdnfkfr]

Eats kitty litter.

[xXl0sth0peXx]

Puts baby powder on ice cream.

[NeuroTiger]

Undergoing photosynthesis in the dark!!! :P

[Jehy]

lives in on mars

[Synyster Shadows]

is not new

[BebeFleur.]

Eats paste and thinks that lights are the newest and greatest invention of all times, oh, and eats those, too.

[Synyster Shadows]

is ugly, rude, and stupid

[Abyssal Echo]

eats chocolate covered grasshoppers while practicing the Cello

[EpicTaco]

Has never seen or heard of the internet

[Abyssal Echo]

is dating the Mystical Burrito

[Thomas01]

Lives in the U.S. But works in Australia

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a fire breathing giraffe.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a pickle

[Morg]

Hasn't seen an Apple product.

[Synyster Shadows]

lives on Mars

[NeuroTiger]

Lives on the moon's tallest mountain

[ksdnfkfr]

Is Grand Poobah of the Illuminati

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to take control of Mars

[ksdnfkfr]

Collects money for the mafia by busting kneecaps.

[Abyssal Echo]

is the mafia boss that sends Andrew to collect money

[NeuroTiger]

Has no common sense

[Synyster Shadows]

is a guinea pig

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying pitt bull

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to be able to eat black holes

[ksdnfkfr]

Smashed violins because he hates them.

[Abyssal Echo]

is the Bass player for Black Sabbath

[Synyster Shadows]

is the lead guitarist of Pantera

[NeuroTiger]

Wants to ban all music industries worldwide

[Abyssal Echo]

is Jimmy Page's younger brother

[NeuroTiger]

Is jimmy page
Hey big bro, what's up? Lol :P

[Abyssal Echo]

wrote and produced HP Order of the Phoenix

[Pittsburgh]

Secretly a wherewolf

[Synyster Shadows]

hates me (not possible cuz we don't even know eachother)

[Abyssal Echo]

hates everyone

[Synyster Shadows]

hates me and wants me dead

[Joey.]

Licks toes for fun :P

[NeuroTiger]

Was with me yesterday night!!!

[Melodic]

He lives in a retirement home

[Joey.]

Lives in a Genie bottle

[Derryck]

Destroys peacocks for a living.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a cyclops

[Derryck]

Has chewy foreskin.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a Martian

[Abyssal Echo]

is a midget player piano

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to be a tree

[NeuroTiger]

Wants to be a piano

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to be a worm

[NeuroTiger]

Wants to be a chair so that everyone can sit

[Abyssal Echo]

is the chair that Charlie sits on to practice his Cello

[ksdnfkfr]

Eats thunder and craps lightning.

[NeuroTiger]

Lives in the ionosphere

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen wondering in the desert in search of the mystical phoenix

[Synyster Shadows]

is a desert

[Abyssal Echo]

plays cello in Central Park for change

[Seth Green]

slowly drank the blood from a young girl who greatly looked up to him....

and then ate the cookie from the cookie jar.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a one legged Spanish pirate

[handle with care]

is lawful

[NeuroTiger]

Is a washing machine :P

[Synyster Shadows]

is a 10-year-old JB fangirl

[kylem1229]

Is secretly rebecca black.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a creepy 40-year-old stalker

[Abyssal Echo]

is covering for himself

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really my grandmother

[Abyssal Echo]

is my 10 year old grand daughter

[The-Chosen-Hero]

Is my wolf that fly's into the sunset.

[SubCulture]

Is currently reading this in purgatory.

[Abyssal Echo]

really lives in Siberia

[DarkHorse4eva]

is a cat

[Synyster Shadows]

is a vampire

[Jefflikespie]

Has telekinetic powers from 6am to noon on alternate Wednesdays.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a pickled sardine

[Abyssal Echo]

is a two headed baby rattlesnake

[DarkHorse4eva]

is married to my cat

[Abyssal Echo]

is a female rat

[Synyster Shadows]

is a tree stump

[superstarB]

Secret Agent

[Synyster Shadows]

is a 12-year-old girl

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying pig

[cherylcherylX2]

is a very yellow octopus!

[Abyssal Echo]

is a vampire

[Celtic.]

eats rocks filled with familys of worms

[Abyssal Echo]

is a rat that lives at the dump

[handle with care]

hates trains

[Abyssal Echo]

likes washing machines more than girls

[ksdnfkfr]

Is Ozzy Osbourne's love child.

[Abyssal Echo]

is Mikes (ImCoolBeans) older brother

[TheBionicWorm]

One time he punched a giraffe in the face.

[Abyssal Echo]

he sleeps in the desert and uses a tumble weed for a pillow

[Celtic.]

sleeps in gorilla den at a zoo

[Synyster Shadows]

is a gorilla

[Celtic.]

Drinks toilet water

[Synyster Shadows]

is a girl

[Celtic.]

Post an insane lie?
Synster is sexy

[Abyssal Echo]

is Mel Gibsons love child

[Celtic.]

Is mel Gibson

[Abyssal Echo]

he eats fried worms for breakfast

[Synyster Shadows]

is a turkey

[Celtic.]

eats baby dragons

[Synyster Shadows]

is an iPhone

[Celtic.]

that last one was hurtful. Iphones are so crappy
Shadow is a Muppet!

[Synyster Shadows]

You're a stone

[Celtic.]

your Kermit the frogs play thing

[Synyster Shadows]

is a flaming lizard

[Celtic.]

Is a Fan of Lizard lick Towing

[Synyster Shadows]

is a girl

[Celtic.]

is a boy

[Synyster Shadows]

what kind of insane lie is that? I am a boy...

lives in Antarctica

[Celtic.]

likes metal music

[Abyssal Echo]

is Goofy's room mate

[Synyster Shadows]

likes metal music

dude, I actually love metal music. Do you have the right thread?

is Goofy's room mate

is a penguin

[Abyssal Echo]

is a fiddle playing monkey that hangs out in central park

[Synyster Shadows]

is a piece of dust

[Celtic.]

Loves disney

dude, I actually love metal music. Do you have the right thread?


I know you love it. Im doing to make you Angry

[Abyssal Echo]

is a russian hacker

[Synyster Shadows]

is a pickled radish

[Celtic.]

Thinks im super ugly
(that's a lie cause I know you know im sexy)

[Synyster Shadows]

is named Stephanie

[Abyssal Echo]

is really Allison in disguise

[Synyster Shadows]

is Val in disguise

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really Eminem

[Synyster Shadows]

Is Justin Bieber in disguise :eek:

[Abyssal Echo]

is really Randy Rhodes

[Synyster Shadows]

is a doorknob

[Abyssal Echo]

is a port key to an alternate universe

[Synyster Shadows]

is a cyclops

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in a shipping container near Boston harbor

[ksdnfkfr]

is a Martian

[Fariko Draw]

Is the Easter Bunny ;)

[Synyster Shadows]

is a python

[Jefflikespie]

Ate a whole cow by himself for a snack. Hooves and all.

[ksdnfkfr]

beat up Chuck Norris

[Celtic.]

hates cats

[Synyster Shadows]

is a pebble

[ksdnfkfr]

Can spit bullets like a machine gun.

[HotGurlMixy]

Is Acually My Dad D:

[Woryh]

Pretty sure he used lived with Obama alone on an island near japan.

[Synyster Shadows]

Ezra, that would be pretty cool though

Um, is a pencil

[Abyssal Echo]

is a ring tailed baboon

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to be a rock

[Abyssal Echo]

is a 10 year old girl

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to be a 10-year-old girl

[irishguy123]

Is married to a circus clown

[Abyssal Echo]

is the circus clown

[Synyster Shadows]

is an iPod

[pjones]

is Santa Claus

[Synyster Shadows]

lives in Canada

[Celtic.]

lives in a tree and showers with tuna

[Synyster Shadows]

wants to be a tree

[Celtic.]

.............that's not a lie actually
Wants to be The Green Hornet. NO not the cool bruce lee hornet. The Seth Rogan Hornet.
You wanna be seth rogan!

[ryzzz9]

owns a lake house on the moon

[Celtic.]

wants to be from the East coast AKA the Beast Coast

[ryzzz9]

lol!!!
knows that CA>GA

[Celtic.]

knows that East Coast beats CA

[ryzzz9]

loves the Lakers

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a sock I lost

[Abyssal Echo]

got lost in his own room

[Dark Unicorn]

She literally rides her unicorn into the sunset

[johndoe1112]

^eats the souls out of smaller unicorns

[Synyster Shadows]

is a piece of paper