Post an insane lie about the person above you

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really a Vermicious Knid

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cello playing grizzly bear

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a unicycle riding porcupine

[Starsong]

Is human

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a skateboarding kangaroo

[Abyssal Echo]

is a hot dog vending machine

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a Las Vegas slot machine

[Abyssal Echo]

is a toy poodle

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a metallic liquid that can take on human form.

[Abyssal Echo]

is liquid nitrogen

[ksdnfkfr]

Is my grandma's cat named Sparkles.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a grain of sand on the beach

[Starsong]

Is a grain of beach on the sand

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a piece of Halloween candy I lost under the couch last year.

[Melodic]

is spare change in the couch

[Abyssal Echo]

is the remote lost between the cushions of the couch

[Synyster Shadows]

is a couch cushion

[Mynick]

Is a time travel agent

[Misfit]

Is often seen coaxing children into white vans.

[ksdnfkfr]

Is the owner of a traveling flea circus.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a 13-year-old girl

[BebeFleur.]

is an 96-year-old pervert with a mustache

[Synyster Shadows]

is older than me

[Abyssal Echo]

is a spider monkey

[Cygnus]

Has a secret bunker under his house in case of a zombie outbreak

[Abyssal Echo]

is a brain eating zombie

[Synyster Shadows]

is a disembodied head

[Abyssal Echo]

is the walking dead

[Synyster Shadows]

is from the Roman Empire

[Abyssal Echo]

is Nero's Fiddle

[Mynick]

Is Faye Valentine

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a piano playing harp seal.

[sqishy]

Is a upgraded PC in its room, upgraded with software extras to the point that it is conscious and is running the gendermale.exe file.

[Synyster Shadows]

is younger than me

[piginawig]

Picks his nose to make a booger statue.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is Robert DeNiro

[Abyssal Echo]

is Jake Short

[Synyster Shadows]

is Bruce Lee

[Abyssal Echo]

is JB's butler

[Synyster Shadows]

is Jackie Chan

but that'd be pretty cool

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is a 48 year old woman

[Abyssal Echo]

is a 30 year old drag queen

[ksdnfkfr]

Is my grandma. My what big teeth grandma has!

[Abyssal Echo]

is a laughing Hyena

[The-Chosen-Hero]

Got eaten by the hyena even though they're family

[Abyssal Echo]

is an ice skating Panda bear

[Melodic]

is a panda with no talent but eating grass.

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a half melted cherry, grape and lime snow cone.

[Abyssal Echo]

has a half eaten moldy pizza under his bed

[Synyster Shadows]

is a rotten apple core

[Celtic.]

is an inside out human stuck in a cave eating KFC forever

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying elephant

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a piece of cheese stuck in the beard of an old man who ate pizza last night.

[Abyssal Echo]

is an old whisky barrel

[Silicate Wielder]

Is really an alien timetraveler from the alternate universe that has traveled back to 2013 to eat our brains and turn us into piles of cheese.

[Melodic]

He hates burritos

[Abyssal Echo]

is the Queen of England

[Leon03]

Is new on VT and already talks bad about others :D

[Abyssal Echo]

is an ugly cat lady

[Leon03]

Shaves his face twice a day and is still hairy

[Abyssal Echo]

is a female mud wrestler

[Leon03]

Was my last mud wrestling opponent

[Abyssal Echo]

likes to take mud baths with wolves

[Leon03]

Is dead keen on joining female mud wrestlers in action (without ANY clothes on)

[Abyssal Echo]

is very closed minded and wont talk to anyone

[Leon03]

Is right

[Abyssal Echo]

rides a white elephant to school everyday

[Leon03]

Eats spiders and cockroaches for breakfast every morning

[Miserabilia]

doesn't like schnitzel, bratwurst, pommes, eintopf, sauerkraut, and käse

[ksdnfkfr]

Is constricting a secret clone army to take over the galaxy.

[Leon03]

Is a leftover from medieval times

[Abyssal Echo]

hates VT

[Leon03]

Was banned recently and only rehabilitated because he blackmailed all VT mods

[Synyster Shadows]

is Asian like me

[Abyssal Echo]

really lives in Italy

[Synyster Shadows]

hates me

I'd like to live in Italy tbh, at least for a little while :)

[Derryck]

She (oh yeah, I said she) was captured by aliens at the age of 3. They then placed an explosive device in her that will activated when she is 18 years old. the blast will obliterate the continent.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cyborg from another galaxy

[Melodic]

is waiting for a new human to abduct for his human studies project in alien school

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a piece of scotch tape that's stuck to something and hard to peel off.

all this talk of alien cyborgs is making me nervous

[conniption]

Likes to sniff people's toes

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in a tree house in the Australian outback

[Melodic]

He is traveling around the world with a carrot to tell time.

[Abyssal Echo]

is really Dr. Who in disguise

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really a grizzly bear in wolf's clothing.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a pot smoking fiddle playing Raccoon

[Melodic]

goes to a strip club for his Wifi

[Abyssal Echo]

Hates VT

[ksdnfkfr]

Eats socks for breakfast.

[Melodic]

eats shirts, pants, and socks for dinner. Shoes for dessert.

[Abyssal Echo]

gave Ezra the her shirt, pants and socks

[Synyster Shadows]

hates me

[BebeFleur.]

hates music

[Abyssal Echo]

eats chocolate covered bugs for breakfast

[HahaWaitWhat]

Provides those chocolate covered bugs.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a tobacco chewing lizard

[Mob Boss]

He ain't adorable.

[Synyster Shadows]

is younger than me

[Melodic]

is twenty hundred years older than me

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a giant talking candy bar

[Synyster Shadows]

is annoying

[LukeyBurrito]

Has eight penises.

[Synyster Shadows]

has been here for a long time

(Welcome to VT :))

[Abyssal Echo]

is an annoying newbie

[Synyster Shadows]

is also an annoying newbie

[Abyssal Echo]

likes to eat fried worms for dinner

[Mynick]

Likes to eat peopke with bacon

[Synyster Shadows]

is bacon

[Melodic]

He is stalking me.. :O

[Mynick]

Is looking for the moon

[Thelizzerd]

is a girl.

[Melodic]

is a boy.

[Synyster Shadows]

is also a guy

[Melodic]

is also a girl.

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really Justin Bieber

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying ant

[xXEverReadyXx]

Is a Bushpig xD

[Abyssal Echo]

is a laughing hyena

[xXEverReadyXx]

Is a BlobFish (aka world's uglist animal)

[Melodic]

is working for the fbi

[ksdnfkfr]

Is hiding from the FBI

[Melodic]

He knows that because he is in the FBI.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a giant rat eating snake

[Melodic]

is a giant snake eating rats

[Abyssal Echo]

is related to the Easter bunny

[Melodic]

He knows the Easter Bunny

[Mynick]

Is the Easter Bunny

[Synyster Shadows]

is younger than me

[Abyssal Echo]

is a back up singer for JB

[Mynick]

Hates wolves.

[Synyster Shadows]

hates VT

[Mynick]

Hates me (hope you dont :P)

[ksdnfkfr]

Is mean to everybody on VT

[NeuroTiger]

Is a stupid random guy :P lol

[Synyster Shadows]

is rude

[Abyssal Echo]

picks his nose in public

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a bank robber

[Melodic]

dances on a playground pole for money.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a cop

[Blood_Thorn]

Wears a watermelon as a hat.

[WastedWings]

Wears a sombrero when he goes into town

[Melodic]

They go to the store nude and never gets kicked out.

[Abyssal Echo]

wants to star in the next Wal Martian video

[Melodic]

Wants to be featured on the bad dressed walmartians page

[Synyster Shadows]

is online

[Melodic]

is offline

[Synyster Shadows]

is ugly

[ksdnfkfr]

Has no interest is music

[Abyssal Echo]

hates VT

[NeuroTiger]

Wants to exterminate the wolf specie.

[MstarhHaven]

Once killed a Gold fish with a chainsaw...

[NeuroTiger]

Is a genius

[MstarhHaven]

Hey hey... I totally skipped 11th grade and went straight into 12th grade so there! *huff*

[WastedWings]

He really lives on Mars.....
the chocolate bar,not the planet
DUM DUM DUUUUUM!!!!!!!

[MstarhHaven]

Eats Mars Bars with their eyes!

[Stronk Serb]

He led the Martian socialist revolution.

[Mynick]

Isn't a great member

[Stronk Serb]

Has beaten Ork Warboss Ghazkul's horde with a wooden stick during the Second and Third War for Armageddon.

[NeuroTiger]

Is not straight female...lol

[ksdnfkfr]

Invented gravity

[NeuroTiger]

Initiated the project of the first moon landing

[ksdnfkfr]

Was solely responsible for the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.

[NeuroTiger]

Was responsible for the April 1986 Chernobyl Catastrophe.

[ksdnfkfr]

Ate the entire missing continent of Atlantis

[NeuroTiger]

Is responsible for the Pisa Tower to lean by 3.99 degrees

[Abyssal Echo]

likes to eat chocolate covered grasshoppers

[Synyster Shadows]

hates ppl, especially me

[Abyssal Echo]

likes to dance naked in the rain

[sqishy]

Finds wolves tasty.

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a Leprechaun

[Abyssal Echo]

wrote the lyrics to Stairway to Hell 666

[Melodic]

He saw a unicorn a few minutes ago.

[Abyssal Echo]

is the unicorn that I saw

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a pod person from the planet Mars.

[Abyssal Echo]

is the son of the headless horseman

[Synyster Shadows]

is the headless horseman

[ziBryan]

Is A Tranny And So Is His/Her Lover ^_^

[Synyster Shadows]

has been here forever

(Welcome to VT :))

[vLiinx]

He's fine

[Synyster Shadows]

he's wrong
(unfortunately)

[Miserabilia]

Posts in different places then here

[HadesLady]

Is a one legged Mexican Batman

[Hubok]

Is really an elephant.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a bowl of steamed rice covered in soy sauce

[Synyster Shadows]

likes to sniff his shoes

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in a dumpster behind the Hilton

[Mob Boss]

Isn't extremely, extremely sweet.

[Abyssal Echo]

is an extremely mean person

[NeuroTiger]

Want to initiate the project of colonizing the planet Mars.

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a 10 year old girl studying VT'rs for a school project

[Synyster Shadows]

is covering for herself

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying squirrel

[ksdnfkfr]

Eats cat food

[Abyssal Echo]

is cat food

[Pepito]

is a human raspberry

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really a spy from another forum.

[Abyssal Echo]

is covering for himself

[pjones]

has never been a wolf

[Derryck]

Is in a battle against language.

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a laughing hyena