Post an insane lie about the person above you

[Luminous]

Eats alligators for lunch and midmorning snack at preschool

[handle with care]

has a turtle tattooed on her thigh

[Mynick]

Your name isn't Andrew

[Melodic]

He is secretly a scientist doing research on teenagers like us.

[handle with care]

is my biohazard tattoo

[Mynick]

Dammit you found me
Her IQ is over 5000

ninja'd

Hates me

[Melodic]

He didn't get ninja'd by Andrew.

[handle with care]

lives on a yellow submarine

[Luminous]

She goes to military school

ninja'd

did not ninja me

[Mynick]

Love that music
Hates music

ninja'd
Did not ninja'd me 3 times today

[Luminous]

Is not keeping track of how many times i've ninja'd him....

[Mynick]

She will post on her signature as a record...

[handle with care]

is my radioactivity sign tattoo

[Mynick]

Loves me
Do you have a radioactivity sign tatto? cool

[handle with care]

is an idiot
and yes i have that tattoo on my left arm

[Luminous]

Will not think my cat is cute5844

[Mynick]

Is about to kill so i can regenerate, back to Doctor Who oh yes
Cool man

Hannah 5 times, i'll stop counting ok?

[handle with care]

kills kittens by dropping boxes of elephant poop on them

[Luminous]

5845
my kitten hates you

[handle with care]

has a train fetish

[Luminous]

wtf lol
believes with all his heart I have a train fetish

[handle with care]

wants to eat a bowl of deep fried nipples

[Luminous]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

likes eating intestines

[handle with care]

knows sausage is just stuffed intestines
(youre supposed to lie)

[Synyster Shadows]

is younger than me

[Melodic]

Is older than me by 30 years

[Synyster Shadows]

doesn't have an awesome av

[Abyssal Echo]

is a bowl of popcorn

[Luminous]

Is a gorilla

knows sausage is just stuffed intestines
(youre supposed to lie)

Ew I didn't know that I've never had sausage before.. so pig intestines Iguess?

[Abyssal Echo]

is an ugly troll

[Luminous]

Is a werewolf

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying car

[Melodic]

He works at a strip club.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a jar of cheese dip

[Melodic]

Is an egg

[Abyssal Echo]

likes eating fried worms

[Melodic]

He drinks rotten milk.

[Synyster Shadows]

she only eats stale food

[Mynick]

Hates humanity

[Synyster Shadows]

hates Doctor Who

[Mynick]

His signature is always different every single day

[ferny]

eats fried elephant toes.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a 12-year-old girl

[ferny]

is really jack black

[Nicola14Swaggy]

He lies.

[Synyster Shadows]

is not new

[Melodic]

Is new.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flea on my dogs back

[Melodic]

is a rubix cube

[Abyssal Echo]

eats chocolate covered insects

[Synyster Shadows]

is a T. rex

[Abyssal Echo]

is a giant paper eating book worm

[Luminous]

Lives in a huge mansion..... with no internet.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying Dragon

[Synyster Shadows]

is psychotic

[NeuroTiger]

Is smiling

[Mynick]

Is an alien

[Synyster Shadows]

I hate his new username

[Mynick]

Has no musical talent

[Synyster Shadows]

has a lame avatar

[Abyssal Echo]

joined yesterday

[Melodic]

joined today.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a unicorn

[Melodic]

He is a leprechaun

[Abyssal Echo]

she is a mermaid

[Synyster Shadows]

is a mutant turkey

[Melodic]

Is a turtle but not a ninja. Just a slow turtle walking the sidewalk day by day.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a hairless cat

[Melodic]

is a cat with spotted hair.

[Synyster Shadows]

is ugly

[Melodic]

He wants all music to die.

[TinyDancer]

Has several sun lamps

[Synyster Shadows]

is a tree

[Melodic]

is a mouse.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a vulture

[Melodic]

is reading my mind.

[handle with care]

is a duck

[kylem1229]

is a spider

[handle with care]

eats spiders

[Abyssal Echo]

eats fried worms

[Melodic]

drinks blended human skin.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a snapping turtle

[Luminous]

Takes turtles and snaps their necks, then fries the bowels in the turtle's body and eats them.

[Abyssal Echo]

is a rock in my back yard

[Melodic]

is the backyard that my rock is on.

[Abyssal Echo]

is the straw my dog is sleeping on

[Melodic]

His dog isn't sleeping on a straw

[Abyssal Echo]

has 10 bales of straw tied together that she uses for a mattress

[Synyster Shadows]

he sleeps on hot coals

[Abyssal Echo]

is JB's house boi

[Synyster Shadows]

is a psychopath

[Abyssal Echo]

wears his underware inside out and backwards

[Melodic]

wears his underwear on his head.

[Synyster Shadows]

is the girl I haven't seen in 3 years who I talked to on FB the other day

[UKRaven32]

Isn't musical at all

[HahaWaitWhat]

Is old enough to have invented music.

[ksdnfkfr]

Is the emperor of another galaxy.

[Abyssal Echo]

is an Indian snake charmer

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a newbie

[Abyssal Echo]

eats fried worms

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really Elvis Presley.

[Abyssal Echo]

eats raw alligator meat

[ksdnfkfr]

Has a license to kill.

[Abyssal Echo]

wants to be on the menu

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a brain eating zombie

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cyclops

[Synyster Shadows]

is a unicorn who lives in manure and sniffs cow butts

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a girl that likes to lick boy butts

[Synyster Shadows]

is a tree that can turn people to stone

[Abyssal Echo]

is a water fountain

[Melodic]

is a fountain with pee instead of water.

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a chirping bird in a subway

[Abyssal Echo]

likes turtle soup

[ksdnfkfr]

Likes to eat old socks

[Abyssal Echo]

sleeps with a giant teddy bear

[Synyster Shadows]

is a snake

[Marek1]

is my twin brother

[Luminous]

is my twin sister

[Marek1]

is telling the truth in her post

[Synyster Shadows]

is new

[ksdnfkfr]

Invented the internet.

[Marek1]

is old

[Synyster Shadows]

doesn't have a cool avatar or sig

has an interesting avatar

[Marek1]

looks like me

[Synyster Shadows]

is European

[Abyssal Echo]

hates music

[Synyster Shadows]

is a clock

[Abyssal Echo]

is a pair of shoes

[Synyster Shadows]

is a pair of headphones

[Abyssal Echo]

is a back pack

[Synyster Shadows]

is my violin

[Hazwold]

Enjoys drinking the blood of disabled Bosnian schoolchildren.

[Synyster Shadows]

is covering for himself

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in the swamp

[Synyster Shadows]

is a swamp

[Abyssal Echo]

is older then dirt

[ksdnfkfr]

Hasn't been born yet

[Abyssal Echo]

isn't human

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a robot

[Abyssal Echo]

is older than me

[ksdnfkfr]

Is my grandfather

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is a vampire

[Synyster Shadows]

is a house

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is pregnant with 14 children

[Abyssal Echo]

hates VT

[West Coast Sheriff]

Is named Ithica

[Synyster Shadows]

is a used tissue

[Abyssal Echo]

used the used tissue

[ksdnfkfr]

Is that piece of food stuck between my teeth

[Abyssal Echo]

is a drag queen

[Synyster Shadows]

is Napoleon

[ksdnfkfr]

Is really ImCoolBeans in disguise

[Synyster Shadows]

knows not to post in red

[Abyssal Echo]

likes to wear PINK dresses to school

[Synyster Shadows]

is a football

[Abyssal Echo]

is Paris Hiltons doormat

[Synyster Shadows]

is a grain of sand

[Abyssal Echo]

is a toy poodle

[Melodic]

is a jack in the box

[ksdnfkfr]

Is a toaster.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a ruler

[Mynick]

Has less posts than i do.

[Synyster Shadows]

has more posts than me

[Abyssal Echo]

lives in the Australian outback

[Synyster Shadows]

is a kangaroo

[Greg1994]

Does not believe in the hash slinging slasher...

[Synyster Shadows]

is a girl

[Melodic]

is also a girl.

[Synyster Shadows]

is ugly

[Abyssal Echo]

is an ugly girl

[Melodic]

is an ugly hobo living in Walmart.

[Synyster Shadows]

is a cardboard cutout

[Melodic]

is a cardboard cut out of Miley Cyrus at the VMA's.

[Synyster Shadows]

did not make me feel weird

[ksdnfkfr]

Is my father

[Abyssal Echo]

is the tooth fairy

[Synyster Shadows]

is a pixie

[Abyssal Echo]

is really Tinkerbell

[ksdnfkfr]

Is Walt Disney

[Synyster Shadows]

is a girl

[Abyssal Echo]

Is a famous drag queen

[Synyster Shadows]

is mean and ugly

[ksdnfkfr]

Is Bigfoot up in the mountains

[Synyster Shadows]

has a lame avatar

[ksdnfkfr]

Is made out of cheese

[Synyster Shadows]

is the man on the moon

[Abyssal Echo]

was last seen kissing Charlie the Unicorn

[ksdnfkfr]

Is telling the truth

[Abyssal Echo]

is a cyborg from hell

[Synyster Shadows]

is a unicorn from hell

[ksdnfkfr]

Is Beelzebub

[Synyster Shadows]

is annoying

[Abyssal Echo]

is a flying rabbit

[Mynick]

Is a zombie spider

[Synyster Shadows]

is a tarantula

[Abyssal Echo]

is a human fly

[GypsyGirl]

Isn't actually a wolf

[Abyssal Echo]

is really a flying rabbit

[Synyster Shadows]

is a wasp

[Abyssal Echo]

is a bumble bee