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Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 12:01 PM
lives on a different planet.

JamesSuperBoy
August 19th, 2013, 12:06 PM
scatters random sunbeams from a special sunbeam bag that never runs out

Abyssal Echo
August 19th, 2013, 01:45 PM
is really super mans little sister

Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 02:16 PM
is One Direction's secretary.

Abyssal Echo
August 19th, 2013, 02:21 PM
is One Direction's lead singer

Synyster Shadows
August 19th, 2013, 02:21 PM
hates the world

Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 04:11 PM
hates everyone on VT

Synyster Shadows
August 19th, 2013, 04:15 PM
hates me :(

Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 04:29 PM
He wants me dead :(

Synyster Shadows
August 19th, 2013, 05:27 PM
is covering for herself

Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 05:53 PM
is covering himself by saying I'm covering myself.

Synyster Shadows
August 19th, 2013, 06:31 PM
is rude

Abyssal Echo
August 19th, 2013, 06:46 PM
is mean nasty and obnoxious

Synyster Shadows
August 20th, 2013, 06:00 AM
is a llama

Captain Who
August 20th, 2013, 07:12 AM
Can transform into a tiger and secretly eats the president and turns into Barack Obama himself but then declares war with north korea. Tut tut

Kasp
August 20th, 2013, 07:23 AM
Wrote Nyan cat

Captain Who
August 20th, 2013, 07:25 AM
Kissed my big fat birthday balloons, rude!

Synyster Shadows
August 20th, 2013, 04:41 PM
lives in Antarctica

Melodic
August 20th, 2013, 05:06 PM
lives in my horrible state.

Synyster Shadows
August 20th, 2013, 06:24 PM
I don't want to meet her

xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 20th, 2013, 07:51 PM
Rapes Asian pineapples

Synyster Shadows
August 20th, 2013, 07:55 PM
is older than me

xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 20th, 2013, 08:46 PM
Hates music as much as he hates Obama!

Luminous
August 20th, 2013, 11:39 PM
Is a talking crayon

Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 12:41 AM
created Crayola.

Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 12:45 AM
invented electricity

Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 12:48 AM
invented running water so people didn't have to share the same water.

Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 12:55 AM
is JB future wife

Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 01:59 AM
is in love with Rebecca Black.

Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 02:30 AM
was last seen polishing Jake Shorts surfboard

Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 02:52 AM
Was last seen dancing at a strip club with Kesha

Captain Who
August 21st, 2013, 04:47 AM
Was last seen eating a banana on the Statue of Liberty.

Synyster Shadows
August 21st, 2013, 06:10 AM
is a Martian

Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 07:57 PM
He stole berries from a bush and found out they were poisonous and died.

Synyster Shadows
August 21st, 2013, 08:21 PM
is a zombie from the 17th century

Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 08:21 PM
stole Dr who's time machine

Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 08:27 PM
He left earth to find his long lost alien brother.

Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 09:08 PM
has a furry friend under her bed

Captain Who
August 22nd, 2013, 10:36 AM
Eats hairy wires

Meganium
August 22nd, 2013, 11:58 AM
Killed a bunny with a shovel.

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 03:19 PM
has a pet rattlesnake

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 03:20 PM
has a One Direction styled bedroom..

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 03:21 PM
is a piece of licorice

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 03:26 PM
is going to the 1D movie in 8 days.

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 04:36 PM
is a churro

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 06:20 PM
is the president.

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 06:21 PM
is a piece of paper

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 06:30 PM
eats paper

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 06:33 PM
eats scented stickers.

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 06:34 PM
eats suppositories

West Coast Sheriff
August 22nd, 2013, 06:59 PM
Doesn't handle things with care

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 07:08 PM
is younger than me

xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 22nd, 2013, 07:43 PM
Smells shit and thinks it'll get him high

Abyssal Echo
August 22nd, 2013, 07:47 PM
lives in the North pole and works for santa's elves

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 07:59 PM
owns a sweat shop

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:06 PM
is a taco

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:09 PM
wants to eat my right butt cheek

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:10 PM
lives in Mexico

Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 08:13 PM
went to the doctor and found that liver had burst into a million pieces so now he has to eat only rainbows and crocodile poop for the rest of his life

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:14 PM
does not have a lot of posts

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:15 PM
is crocodile poop

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:17 PM
is not cool

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:19 PM
is a total jerk

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:20 PM
helps smuggle drugs over the border

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:24 PM
use to buy weed from me

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:25 PM
does meth

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:28 PM
is meth

Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 08:29 PM
is not crocodile poop

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:30 PM
is not a brunette

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:32 PM
is mushroom killing lord of the ninth dimension that exist within a rubics cube

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 08:40 PM
is a unicorn that throws up skittles.

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:40 PM
is covering for herself

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:41 PM
once ate a quarter and pooped out two dimes and a nickle

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:41 PM
spelled nickel correctly

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 08:43 PM
spelt everything wrong.

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:44 PM
spelled "spelled" right

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:44 PM
once tried to eat soup with her butt

licks cacti

Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 08:45 PM
didn't call Andrew a her

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:45 PM
isn't a princess

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 08:46 PM
is actually a her :O

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:46 PM
oh yeah?

is a guy

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:47 PM
payed attention to the fact andrew ninja'd me

ninja'd

is an alien

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:48 PM
spelled paid right

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:48 PM
isn't a grammar nazi

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 08:48 PM
corrected him about being ninja'd by you again.

ninja'd.


He spelled Nazi with a capital N.

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:49 PM
is right

i'm just trying to help

dammit!

isn't an annoying ninja

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:52 PM
isn't a really annoying ninja

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:53 PM
isn't a ninja himself

Abyssal Echo
August 22nd, 2013, 08:53 PM
isn't online

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:53 PM
won't be right

good night everyone

Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 08:54 PM
is annoying me

Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:54 PM
is annoying herself

handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:55 PM
has been a member way longer than me

Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 10:06 PM
Capital A Andrew hates lowercase a andrew

Lost in the Echo
August 22nd, 2013, 10:08 PM
Isn't a princess.

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 10:17 PM
Is a Princess.

Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 10:17 PM
Isn't really lost. (take that meanie poop face)(I'm scared to call you worse since you're mod lol)


Edit: Well then!!! Is that ninja'd?
Is a meanie poop face!!

Abyssal Echo
August 22nd, 2013, 10:20 PM
is an alien

Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 10:21 PM
She isn't correct about that being ninja'd.


Pretty much, when someone comes before you typing a sentence to same person you were trying to type to.


Ninja'd..


He hates Tumblr and wants it dead like Myspace..

Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 10:28 PM
Yes I was correct

Madie didn't butt in my way earlier

Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 03:00 AM
is Hanna Montana's little Brother

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 05:44 AM
doesn't have a shitload of posts.

I swear, that is unnatural

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 07:06 AM
Doesn't think Mattie has a lot of posts

Melodic
August 23rd, 2013, 11:44 AM
She doesn't post a lot.

Spook
August 23rd, 2013, 12:27 PM
Captures smurfs in her free time and squeezes them into a blueberry jelly.
Got arrested for smurf pedophilia.

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:11 PM
I've seen her many times

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 08:18 PM
Hates music

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:22 PM
isn't a princess

TinyDancer
August 23rd, 2013, 08:28 PM
switched to nylon strings because metal strings made his fingers bleed

Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 08:30 PM
is related to Hilary Clinton

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:30 PM
I actually play a classical guitar which has nylon strings. The pic in my av is the guitar of my fav band's lead guitarist lol

joined before me

ninja'd

joined after me

Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 08:32 PM
hates music

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 08:32 PM
We're getting to know each other pretty well through the arcade

ninja'd, but it still is true lol

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:42 PM
doesn't know what ninja'd means

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 08:46 PM
edit
wrong thread this is the lies one


eats pandas for breakfast

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:48 PM
I know. Didn't Madie explain it to you?

eats tree bark

TinyDancer
August 23rd, 2013, 08:49 PM
is related to Hilary Clinton

NO WAY!!!

I actually play a classical guitar which has nylon strings. The pic in my av is the guitar of my fav band's lead guitarist lol

I guessed at that!

We're getting to know each other pretty well through the arcade
Yuppers!

ninja'd, but it still is true lol

I need to Google that

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:51 PM
is younger than me

Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 08:53 PM
is a giant Panda bear

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:54 PM
is a pickle

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 09:03 PM
is related to Hilary Clinton

NO WAY!!!

I actually play a classical guitar which has nylon strings. The pic in my av is the guitar of my fav band's lead guitarist lol

I guessed at that!

We're getting to know each other pretty well through the arcade
Yuppers!

ninja'd, but it still is true lol

I need to Google that

Basically it means I was posting as a reply to the person before you but you were also and posted it at the same time. So lol I actually have no idea who you are. I was ninja'd twice and didn't realize.

Posted in this thread.

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 09:04 PM
didn't quote someone

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 09:11 PM
Is a huge jerk and I hate his guts

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 09:30 PM
she's annoying the hell outta me

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 09:31 PM
Is eating green eggs and ham

Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 09:32 PM
didn't make me grin from nostalgia

Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 09:42 PM
usually stays up late partying

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 09:45 PM
Is getting some right now and on his phone using tapatalk to write this.

Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 09:53 PM
her favorite food is Rocky Mountain Oysters

Anna G
August 23rd, 2013, 10:00 PM
Mattie I found your underwear in my bedroom:lol:.You look so cute in a brief.

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 10:11 PM
Has an addiction to eating worm poo

Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 10:12 PM
likes to be debriefed in public

xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 23rd, 2013, 10:14 PM
Has never said hello in his life

Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 10:29 PM
is not called dazilla :gasp:

Melodic
August 23rd, 2013, 11:43 PM
is secretly stalking everyone on VT.

Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 11:46 PM
is a green eyed raindeer

Melodic
August 23rd, 2013, 11:47 PM
is Santa Claus trying to decide if we're good or not.

Blitz123
August 23rd, 2013, 11:55 PM
Keeps kidnapped children as pets in her basement!!!

Abyssal Echo
August 24th, 2013, 12:13 AM
is a zombie

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 12:25 AM
is an alien.

Abyssal Echo
August 24th, 2013, 12:32 AM
hates the arcade

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 12:47 AM
He doesn't spam the arcade

Abyssal Echo
August 24th, 2013, 12:56 AM
only posts in the arcade

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 01:09 AM
He's covering for himself.

handle with care
August 24th, 2013, 01:19 AM
has never posted

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 08:26 AM
is a 13-year-old girl

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:41 AM
is covering for himself, oops I mean herself. :P

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:44 AM
is ugly and rude

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:50 AM
He is the most creepiest person I ever met.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:51 AM
she's not awesome

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:51 AM
He should go step on a Lego.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:52 AM
hasn't used that line before

I hate stepping on those things. I did once by accident. one word: painful

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:54 AM
He finds the pain of Legos really comforting.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:54 AM
isn't fun to talk to

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:55 AM
is boring the crap out of me to where I'm gonna log off.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:56 AM
I'd like for her to log out

Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 10:57 AM
he should go to his room and not write music

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:58 AM
didn't fail

I use a notation software to write music sometimes and my computer's in my room :P

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:05 AM
He just writes music on a napkin but wanted it to sound cooler/

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:06 AM
I could do that if I tried lol

is mean

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:09 AM
I would never want to see him in real life.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:10 AM
I want her to be buried alive

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:14 AM
I want him to be eaten by Zombies and his only survival is an X-Box controller.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:15 AM
didn't crack me up

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:18 AM
He hates my odd sense of humor.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:19 AM
hates me for reasons she won't say

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:20 AM
He thinks I am crazy.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:23 AM
she thinks I have problems

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:41 AM
He thinks I should be in a mental hospital.

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:44 AM
she wants to kill me in my sleep

Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 11:52 AM
Eats potatoes with bacon, spinach, brocolli, lettuce, sour cream, butter, pickles, and onions on top

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:53 AM
is a wild college frat-house partygoer

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 11:56 AM
Hates music

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:57 AM
lives on Mars

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 11:58 AM
Actually...nevermind
Is a zombie with one eye

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:59 AM
is a unicorn

Abyssal Echo
August 24th, 2013, 12:37 PM
doesn't have a diary

Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 12:38 PM
I have never seen him before

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 12:40 PM
Isn't a good member of this forum

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 12:43 PM
is a 10 year-old girl

Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 12:49 PM
He's also a 10 year old girl :whaaaat:

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 12:50 PM
is weird

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 12:50 PM
He's a 10 year old boy. THis grammar

Dear sir you are a ninja

Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 12:52 PM
didn't get ninja'd

Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 01:03 PM
Throws up slugs on a daily basis

xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 24th, 2013, 01:28 PM
Questions the morality of the toothpick in her kitchen sink

Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 03:05 PM
Is a 200 pound goldfish

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 03:15 PM
Is a drama queen that wants to eat people (wtf my brain is really afk now lol)

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 05:00 PM
He invented the first Lego and tested it on human feet.

Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 05:01 PM
Eats penguins5842
makes them sad

handle with care
August 24th, 2013, 05:02 PM
want's to kill all penguins with a bloody scimitar

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 05:03 PM
Has a scimitar

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 05:07 PM
He watches kids in their sleep.

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 05:10 PM
Killed my cat, wait dont have a cat...

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 05:12 PM
He turned off my NIGHT LIGHT!

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 05:13 PM
Actually i did, sorry not sorry
Has pink hair

handle with care
August 24th, 2013, 05:14 PM
wants to kill me with my own katana

Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 05:14 PM
He stole my animal crackers and gave them to his imaginary friend.

Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 05:15 PM
Doesn't know what a katana is

ninja'd

Has 3 pet dragons

Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 05:15 PM
Didn't get ninja'd

Yes i win this time Hannah XD