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Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 12:01 PM
lives on a different planet.
JamesSuperBoy
August 19th, 2013, 12:06 PM
scatters random sunbeams from a special sunbeam bag that never runs out
Abyssal Echo
August 19th, 2013, 01:45 PM
is really super mans little sister
Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 02:16 PM
is One Direction's secretary.
Abyssal Echo
August 19th, 2013, 02:21 PM
is One Direction's lead singer
Synyster Shadows
August 19th, 2013, 02:21 PM
hates the world
Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 04:11 PM
hates everyone on VT
Synyster Shadows
August 19th, 2013, 04:15 PM
hates me :(
Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 04:29 PM
He wants me dead :(
Synyster Shadows
August 19th, 2013, 05:27 PM
is covering for herself
Melodic
August 19th, 2013, 05:53 PM
is covering himself by saying I'm covering myself.
Synyster Shadows
August 19th, 2013, 06:31 PM
is rude
Abyssal Echo
August 19th, 2013, 06:46 PM
is mean nasty and obnoxious
Synyster Shadows
August 20th, 2013, 06:00 AM
is a llama
Captain Who
August 20th, 2013, 07:12 AM
Can transform into a tiger and secretly eats the president and turns into Barack Obama himself but then declares war with north korea. Tut tut
Kasp
August 20th, 2013, 07:23 AM
Wrote Nyan cat
Captain Who
August 20th, 2013, 07:25 AM
Kissed my big fat birthday balloons, rude!
Synyster Shadows
August 20th, 2013, 04:41 PM
lives in Antarctica
Melodic
August 20th, 2013, 05:06 PM
lives in my horrible state.
Synyster Shadows
August 20th, 2013, 06:24 PM
I don't want to meet her
xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 20th, 2013, 07:51 PM
Rapes Asian pineapples
Synyster Shadows
August 20th, 2013, 07:55 PM
is older than me
xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 20th, 2013, 08:46 PM
Hates music as much as he hates Obama!
Luminous
August 20th, 2013, 11:39 PM
Is a talking crayon
Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 12:41 AM
created Crayola.
Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 12:45 AM
invented electricity
Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 12:48 AM
invented running water so people didn't have to share the same water.
Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 12:55 AM
is JB future wife
Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 01:59 AM
is in love with Rebecca Black.
Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 02:30 AM
was last seen polishing Jake Shorts surfboard
Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 02:52 AM
Was last seen dancing at a strip club with Kesha
Captain Who
August 21st, 2013, 04:47 AM
Was last seen eating a banana on the Statue of Liberty.
Synyster Shadows
August 21st, 2013, 06:10 AM
is a Martian
Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 07:57 PM
He stole berries from a bush and found out they were poisonous and died.
Synyster Shadows
August 21st, 2013, 08:21 PM
is a zombie from the 17th century
Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 08:21 PM
stole Dr who's time machine
Melodic
August 21st, 2013, 08:27 PM
He left earth to find his long lost alien brother.
Abyssal Echo
August 21st, 2013, 09:08 PM
has a furry friend under her bed
Captain Who
August 22nd, 2013, 10:36 AM
Eats hairy wires
Meganium
August 22nd, 2013, 11:58 AM
Killed a bunny with a shovel.
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 03:19 PM
has a pet rattlesnake
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 03:20 PM
has a One Direction styled bedroom..
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 03:21 PM
is a piece of licorice
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 03:26 PM
is going to the 1D movie in 8 days.
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 04:36 PM
is a churro
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 06:20 PM
is the president.
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 06:21 PM
is a piece of paper
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 06:30 PM
eats paper
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 06:33 PM
eats scented stickers.
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 06:34 PM
eats suppositories
West Coast Sheriff
August 22nd, 2013, 06:59 PM
Doesn't handle things with care
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 07:08 PM
is younger than me
xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 22nd, 2013, 07:43 PM
Smells shit and thinks it'll get him high
Abyssal Echo
August 22nd, 2013, 07:47 PM
lives in the North pole and works for santa's elves
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 07:59 PM
owns a sweat shop
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:06 PM
is a taco
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:09 PM
wants to eat my right butt cheek
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:10 PM
lives in Mexico
Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 08:13 PM
went to the doctor and found that liver had burst into a million pieces so now he has to eat only rainbows and crocodile poop for the rest of his life
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:14 PM
does not have a lot of posts
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:15 PM
is crocodile poop
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:17 PM
is not cool
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:19 PM
is a total jerk
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:20 PM
helps smuggle drugs over the border
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:24 PM
use to buy weed from me
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:25 PM
does meth
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:28 PM
is meth
Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 08:29 PM
is not crocodile poop
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:30 PM
is not a brunette
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:32 PM
is mushroom killing lord of the ninth dimension that exist within a rubics cube
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 08:40 PM
is a unicorn that throws up skittles.
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:40 PM
is covering for herself
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:41 PM
once ate a quarter and pooped out two dimes and a nickle
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:41 PM
spelled nickel correctly
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 08:43 PM
spelt everything wrong.
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:44 PM
spelled "spelled" right
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:44 PM
once tried to eat soup with her butt
licks cacti
Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 08:45 PM
didn't call Andrew a her
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:45 PM
isn't a princess
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 08:46 PM
is actually a her :O
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:46 PM
oh yeah?
is a guy
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:47 PM
payed attention to the fact andrew ninja'd me
ninja'd
is an alien
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:48 PM
spelled paid right
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:48 PM
isn't a grammar nazi
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 08:48 PM
corrected him about being ninja'd by you again.
ninja'd.
He spelled Nazi with a capital N.
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:49 PM
is right
i'm just trying to help
dammit!
isn't an annoying ninja
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:52 PM
isn't a really annoying ninja
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:53 PM
isn't a ninja himself
Abyssal Echo
August 22nd, 2013, 08:53 PM
isn't online
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:53 PM
won't be right
good night everyone
Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 08:54 PM
is annoying me
Synyster Shadows
August 22nd, 2013, 08:54 PM
is annoying herself
handle with care
August 22nd, 2013, 08:55 PM
has been a member way longer than me
Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 10:06 PM
Capital A Andrew hates lowercase a andrew
Lost in the Echo
August 22nd, 2013, 10:08 PM
Isn't a princess.
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 10:17 PM
Is a Princess.
Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 10:17 PM
Isn't really lost. (take that meanie poop face)(I'm scared to call you worse since you're mod lol)
Edit: Well then!!! Is that ninja'd?
Is a meanie poop face!!
Abyssal Echo
August 22nd, 2013, 10:20 PM
is an alien
Melodic
August 22nd, 2013, 10:21 PM
She isn't correct about that being ninja'd.
Pretty much, when someone comes before you typing a sentence to same person you were trying to type to.
Ninja'd..
He hates Tumblr and wants it dead like Myspace..
Luminous
August 22nd, 2013, 10:28 PM
Yes I was correct
Madie didn't butt in my way earlier
Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 03:00 AM
is Hanna Montana's little Brother
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 05:44 AM
doesn't have a shitload of posts.
I swear, that is unnatural
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 07:06 AM
Doesn't think Mattie has a lot of posts
Melodic
August 23rd, 2013, 11:44 AM
She doesn't post a lot.
Spook
August 23rd, 2013, 12:27 PM
Captures smurfs in her free time and squeezes them into a blueberry jelly.
Got arrested for smurf pedophilia.
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:11 PM
I've seen her many times
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 08:18 PM
Hates music
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:22 PM
isn't a princess
TinyDancer
August 23rd, 2013, 08:28 PM
switched to nylon strings because metal strings made his fingers bleed
Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 08:30 PM
is related to Hilary Clinton
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:30 PM
I actually play a classical guitar which has nylon strings. The pic in my av is the guitar of my fav band's lead guitarist lol
joined before me
ninja'd
joined after me
Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 08:32 PM
hates music
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 08:32 PM
We're getting to know each other pretty well through the arcade
ninja'd, but it still is true lol
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:42 PM
doesn't know what ninja'd means
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 08:46 PM
edit
wrong thread this is the lies one
eats pandas for breakfast
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:48 PM
I know. Didn't Madie explain it to you?
eats tree bark
TinyDancer
August 23rd, 2013, 08:49 PM
is related to Hilary Clinton
NO WAY!!!
I actually play a classical guitar which has nylon strings. The pic in my av is the guitar of my fav band's lead guitarist lol
I guessed at that!
We're getting to know each other pretty well through the arcade
Yuppers!
ninja'd, but it still is true lol
I need to Google that
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:51 PM
is younger than me
Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 08:53 PM
is a giant Panda bear
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 08:54 PM
is a pickle
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 09:03 PM
is related to Hilary Clinton
NO WAY!!!
I actually play a classical guitar which has nylon strings. The pic in my av is the guitar of my fav band's lead guitarist lol
I guessed at that!
We're getting to know each other pretty well through the arcade
Yuppers!
ninja'd, but it still is true lol
I need to Google that
Basically it means I was posting as a reply to the person before you but you were also and posted it at the same time. So lol I actually have no idea who you are. I was ninja'd twice and didn't realize.
Posted in this thread.
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 09:04 PM
didn't quote someone
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 09:11 PM
Is a huge jerk and I hate his guts
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 09:30 PM
she's annoying the hell outta me
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 09:31 PM
Is eating green eggs and ham
Synyster Shadows
August 23rd, 2013, 09:32 PM
didn't make me grin from nostalgia
Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 09:42 PM
usually stays up late partying
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 09:45 PM
Is getting some right now and on his phone using tapatalk to write this.
Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 09:53 PM
her favorite food is Rocky Mountain Oysters
Anna G
August 23rd, 2013, 10:00 PM
Mattie I found your underwear in my bedroom:lol:.You look so cute in a brief.
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 10:11 PM
Has an addiction to eating worm poo
Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 10:12 PM
likes to be debriefed in public
xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 23rd, 2013, 10:14 PM
Has never said hello in his life
Luminous
August 23rd, 2013, 10:29 PM
is not called dazilla :gasp:
Melodic
August 23rd, 2013, 11:43 PM
is secretly stalking everyone on VT.
Abyssal Echo
August 23rd, 2013, 11:46 PM
is a green eyed raindeer
Melodic
August 23rd, 2013, 11:47 PM
is Santa Claus trying to decide if we're good or not.
Blitz123
August 23rd, 2013, 11:55 PM
Keeps kidnapped children as pets in her basement!!!
Abyssal Echo
August 24th, 2013, 12:13 AM
is a zombie
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 12:25 AM
is an alien.
Abyssal Echo
August 24th, 2013, 12:32 AM
hates the arcade
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 12:47 AM
He doesn't spam the arcade
Abyssal Echo
August 24th, 2013, 12:56 AM
only posts in the arcade
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 01:09 AM
He's covering for himself.
handle with care
August 24th, 2013, 01:19 AM
has never posted
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 08:26 AM
is a 13-year-old girl
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:41 AM
is covering for himself, oops I mean herself. :P
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:44 AM
is ugly and rude
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:50 AM
He is the most creepiest person I ever met.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:51 AM
she's not awesome
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:51 AM
He should go step on a Lego.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:52 AM
hasn't used that line before
I hate stepping on those things. I did once by accident. one word: painful
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:54 AM
He finds the pain of Legos really comforting.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:54 AM
isn't fun to talk to
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 10:55 AM
is boring the crap out of me to where I'm gonna log off.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:56 AM
I'd like for her to log out
Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 10:57 AM
he should go to his room and not write music
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 10:58 AM
didn't fail
I use a notation software to write music sometimes and my computer's in my room :P
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:05 AM
He just writes music on a napkin but wanted it to sound cooler/
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:06 AM
I could do that if I tried lol
is mean
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:09 AM
I would never want to see him in real life.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:10 AM
I want her to be buried alive
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:14 AM
I want him to be eaten by Zombies and his only survival is an X-Box controller.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:15 AM
didn't crack me up
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:18 AM
He hates my odd sense of humor.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:19 AM
hates me for reasons she won't say
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:20 AM
He thinks I am crazy.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:23 AM
she thinks I have problems
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 11:41 AM
He thinks I should be in a mental hospital.
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:44 AM
she wants to kill me in my sleep
Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 11:52 AM
Eats potatoes with bacon, spinach, brocolli, lettuce, sour cream, butter, pickles, and onions on top
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:53 AM
is a wild college frat-house partygoer
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 11:56 AM
Hates music
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:57 AM
lives on Mars
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 11:58 AM
Actually...nevermind
Is a zombie with one eye
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 11:59 AM
is a unicorn
Abyssal Echo
August 24th, 2013, 12:37 PM
doesn't have a diary
Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 12:38 PM
I have never seen him before
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 12:40 PM
Isn't a good member of this forum
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 12:43 PM
is a 10 year-old girl
Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 12:49 PM
He's also a 10 year old girl :whaaaat:
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 12:50 PM
is weird
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 12:50 PM
He's a 10 year old boy. THis grammar
Dear sir you are a ninja
Synyster Shadows
August 24th, 2013, 12:52 PM
didn't get ninja'd
Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 01:03 PM
Throws up slugs on a daily basis
xXMajor_PancakesXx
August 24th, 2013, 01:28 PM
Questions the morality of the toothpick in her kitchen sink
Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 03:05 PM
Is a 200 pound goldfish
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 03:15 PM
Is a drama queen that wants to eat people (wtf my brain is really afk now lol)
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 05:00 PM
He invented the first Lego and tested it on human feet.
Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 05:01 PM
Eats penguins5842
makes them sad
handle with care
August 24th, 2013, 05:02 PM
want's to kill all penguins with a bloody scimitar
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 05:03 PM
Has a scimitar
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 05:07 PM
He watches kids in their sleep.
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 05:10 PM
Killed my cat, wait dont have a cat...
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 05:12 PM
He turned off my NIGHT LIGHT!
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 05:13 PM
Actually i did, sorry not sorry
Has pink hair
handle with care
August 24th, 2013, 05:14 PM
wants to kill me with my own katana
Melodic
August 24th, 2013, 05:14 PM
He stole my animal crackers and gave them to his imaginary friend.
Luminous
August 24th, 2013, 05:15 PM
Doesn't know what a katana is
ninja'd
Has 3 pet dragons
Mynick
August 24th, 2013, 05:15 PM
Didn't get ninja'd
Yes i win this time Hannah XD
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